Being beaten by Zhou Cheng, Obadiah felt endless sadness in his heart, and tears almost fell.

In order not to continue to be beaten, he could only grit his teeth and say: “How much do you want me to pay you.” ”

Zhou Cheng smiled at this time, “This mechanical arm, less to say is worth your life, right?” ”

Obadiah suddenly sat down on the ground, startled into a cold sweat, panicked, and immediately said: “Don’t… Don’t kill me. ”

A puddle of yellow liquid flowed out.

Zhou Cheng covered his nose with a look of disgust, and then said, “It’s okay if you don’t kill it.” ”

Obadiah’s eyes suddenly lit up.

Zhou Chengyin smiled and said, “The condition is that you have to kowtow while calling grandpa!” ”

Life was at stake, and Obadiah immediately knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing.

Then the entire underground space suddenly sounded with a magical sound.

“Grandpa!”

“Grandpa!”

“Grandpa!”

“Grandpa!”

It’s like a gourd baby.

It wasn’t until the flesh and blood on Obadiah’s forehead blurred that Zhou Cheng smiled and said, “You can stop.” ”

Obadiah immediately stopped and looked at Zhou Cheng as if fawning.

Zhou Cheng said again: “Brother Ao, we should be happy and not cry so much.” ”

Obadiah immediately showed a smile that was uglier than crying.

Zhou Cheng sighed, “Your smile really makes me block.” Forget it, you are facing the camera … Buy a moe. ”

Sell moe?

The live broadcast room suddenly exploded!

“Streamers are always so low-level fun!”

“Hahahahaha, but I like it!”

“It’s really kind of … But I also want to see Obadiah sell moe. ”

“The live broadcast is so funny!”

“If I were to crash Obadiah to death!”

……

Obadiah also looked desperate, looked at Zhou Cheng in horror, and then carefully gave birth to his tongue to the camera, making an expression that he thought was kawaii.

Zhou Chengton got goosebumps, and then found a maid outfit out of nowhere, and said with an evil smile: “Put it on.” ”

Looking at the black and white maid costume on Zhou Cheng’s hand, Obadiah suddenly fainted.

The live broadcast room is boiling!

“Anchors this stable batch!”

“Surprised to see the women’s clothing boss again?”

“Wait! Why is the painting style getting weirder? ”

“Is this really a normal live show?”

“Shock! A certain anchor live broadcast women’s clothing, monthly income million! ”

“The anchor is really a mudslide in the live broadcast industry, and I like it here very much!”

……

Obadi was furious: “Fuck, you! There is an old saying in Huaxia, you can’t kill a soldier! Stop insulting me! You have the ability to kill me!” ”

Zhou Cheng was stunned: “Just now… Where did I humiliate you? Say that you did it yourself, resist without resisting, you foreigner really stinks and shames! ”

Obadiah froze, and then looked at this week even more angrily.

This is not called humiliation, so what is humiliation?

Zhou Cheng noticed the anger in Obadiah’s eyes and was surprised: “Oh, this look is a little unkind…”

The live broadcast room burst with laughter!

“Anchor! Your eyes are not good, okay! ”

“If I were Obadiah, I would be able to die and drain dung!”

“Inexplicably distressed big bald head!”

“+1!”

“+2!”

“+911!”

“+9527!”

“+10086!”

……

“Brother Ao! I used to think of you as a grandson, but you wanted to call me Daddy. ”

Zhou Cheng squatted down and looked helpless: “I spared your life with kindness, you actually stared at me like this, making me so chilled…”

“……”

Obadiah was speechless and choked: “You really don’t humiliate me anymore, today I confess, I will give you anything you want.” ”

Zhou Cheng said sadly, “I really just want to be the spokesperson of your mecha!”

Obadiah was stunned: “Really? ”

Zhou Cheng covered his nose and pointed to the yellow liquid on the ground: “Take feces and urine as evidence!” ”

Obadiah suddenly looked cold and moved his position.

Obadiah cried and said, “You didn’t say now… The armor is yours, I don’t have the slightest power. ”

Zhou Cheng said with a smile: “This is not simple, can you redeem it?” ”

Obadiah’s eyes widened: “You snatched my armor, and now you actually ask me for a ransom?” ”

What’s the difference between this and robbing his wife and squatting on his head to and pee?

Zhou Cheng gave him a blank look: “Brother Ao has not been robbed?” ”

Obadiah shook his head.

As one of the shareholders of Stark Industries, Obadiah has bodyguards to protect him at any time, and has dealings with many terrorists and the military, who dares to rob him?

“Life is incomplete without being robbed!” Zhou Cheng sighed, “Now that your life has finally filled this gap, you should thank me big brother Dei!” ”

Obadiah: “…”

Zhou Chengdao: “Say, how much ransom will be paid?” I don’t sell it without it. ”

Obadiah trembled, “You robbed it!” ”

“You businessmen are really hypocritical, you talk about human rights every day, and mecha also have human rights!”

Zhou Cheng looked serious: “You can’t look down on it because it robbed it, can it be that if I rob it, isn’t it a mecha?” It can’t just turn into wood just because I grabbed it. You said that is not the case. ”

Obadiah had heard these rogue truths, and his head couldn’t think about it at all, and his eyes were dazed by Zhou Cheng’s flickering, and he was stunned.

Zhou Cheng followed the good way: “A literary scholar named Lu Xun in our Celestial Empire said: There are no robbers in this world, and if there are more robbers, there will be robbers.” ”

“You also have a literary scholar in the West who said that since there is such a thing as a robber, there must be a reason for his existence, right?”

The live broadcast room suddenly exploded!

“The anchor is big, and the latter one is what the philosopher Hegel said: existence is reasonable! Does this robber have a hairy relationship? ”

“But… The robber profession does exist! ”

“Hegel: Lao Tzu really didn’t say that!”

“Lu Xun… Who is it? ”

“Which literary scholar would say this!”

“I went to check, Lu Xun didn’t say this at all!”

“Lu Xun: Even if I die and be nailed in a coffin, I will be in the tomb and shout out with this rotten vocal cord: I have not said this sentence!

“Upstairs 666!”

“Lu Xun: With all due respect, everyone here is all rubbish!”

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