Marvel connotates old drivers

Deadpool was fooled by Zhou Cheng’s wave, and really believed that he was Qin Shi Huang, and wanted to return to Huaxia with him to unseal the treasury.

I have to say that when Deadpool sees money, his IQ plummets, he likes money too much, why is money so.

From the initial hostility, the two directly turned into good friends who had not seen each other for many years, and walked back shoulder to shoulder.

“Wade, I heard that this belt of yours can move instantaneously?”

Zhou Cheng became curious about Deadpool’s belt.

This is a proper black technology! If you scam this belt to sell it for money … Ahem!

When Deadpool heard Zhou Cheng’s words, he immediately looked down at his waist: “Oh, you said teleportation belt?” This thing is really great, usually I meet people who can’t be beaten, I use this belt to escape, sometimes I also use it to date a wife, once found by her husband, it can disappear instantly, very useful. ”

The audience burst into laughter when they heard Deadpool’s words.

“Groove! How can this guy’s head be so easy to use? I actually used this thing to cheat! ”

“Really fake? Is this a teleportation belt? ”

“Ohmygod, this must be black technology!”

“In other words, who is this guy, covering his face is like a pervert, a little scared.”

“What are you afraid of, there are anchors who are big here, suppressing all disobedience in minutes!”

“It makes sense, Duan Wang Ye is the number one master in the world, a cross-dressing man, a chicken!”

……

“Ahem, I want to try this teleportation belt, can you take me to try it? Let’s teleport to my Eric Manor, for example. Zhou Cheng said to Deadpool.

Deadpool quickly shook his head: “No, no one can use my things for free!” ”

“Ten thousand dollars a time.”

“Too little.”

“One hundred thousand dollars.”

“Not enough.”

“One million dollars at a time, don’t count it.”

“That’s it! Cash or transfer? ”

When Deadpool heard Zhou Cheng say a million times, his eyes suddenly lit up.

This guy really looks like a rich man!

“Hmph, take me to try it first, and I’ll give you money when I go back to the manor.” Zhou Cheng was a little upset, this Deadpool was a profiteer than him, he just wanted to try out how this teleportation was different from his divine speed power.

In terms of function, the divine speed force is definitely much stronger than this teleportation belt.

“Well, for the sake of dollars, I allow you to grab my hand and we’ll teleport right away.”

Deadpool made a vomit look, “Oh, this is so disgusting, I would actually grab a man’s hand and vomit…”

“MMP…” The corners of Zhou Cheng’s mouth twitched slightly.

This Deadpool, really skin!

Resisting the urge to swell Deadpool’s face with a punch, Zhou Cheng grabbed Deadpool’s hand, and then he instantly activated the teleportation skill.

Brush!

The two disappeared in place out of thin air.

In the next second, the two fell from the sky with a look of embarrassment.

During the fall, Zhou Cheng looked down.

Suddenly changed his face!

Nima, there is a large garbage dump underneath!

“Lie down, I know that Deadpool’s dog is unreliable!”

Launch with Godspeed!

Zhou Cheng immediately activated his divine speed force and instantly left the sky above the garbage dump.

And Deadpool is not so lucky, he does not teleport the belt, he is still an ordinary person in essence, he has no ability to fly at all, so he can only be planted headlong into the garbage.

Wait for him to climb out with great difficulty.

has turned into a beggar covered in feces and urine garbage, and countless rotten vegetable leaf rotten eggs hang on him.

The stench is so bad that it’s hard to look at!

“Wade, didn’t you say this belt is powerful… You almost threw me in the trash, this million dollars, I decided not to give it. ”

Zhou Cheng covered his nose and looked at Deadpool covered in flies and feces with a look of disgust.

Deadpool was also confused, and his tone was a little embarrassed: “Ahem… Sorry, this time the car did not drive steadily, I was thinking of going to your house, but suddenly found that I didn’t know where your house was, and the result was randomly teleported to this garbage dump. ”

“How about we do it again? This time I only charge you $1 million! ”

Is there a difference?

Is it good to be $1 million for the first time?

Zhou Cheng rolled his eyes, “I think it’s better for you to dispose of these garbage on your body first.” ”

“Wait for me for a minute.”

After Deadpool finished speaking, he disappeared again with his teleportation belt.

It wasn’t long before he reappeared in new clothes.

Of course, it is still that set of red and black tights, this guy, it is estimated that there are a bunch of such clothes customized at home, so that they can be changed at any time.

“Okay, let’s keep going, this time you tell me the address of your home, I promise it won’t go wrong again.”

Deadpool walked towards Zhou Cheng with a sneer.

“If you make another mistake, I will never give you a son.” Intuition told Zhou Cheng that Deadpool was really not very reliable.

But with the attitude of giving it a try, he agreed.

So.

Instantly the belt starts again!

Brush!

The two disappeared in place again, and a second later, the figures of Zhou Cheng and Deadpool reappeared.

This time it didn’t fall from the sky.

Instead, it appeared directly in a house.

Of course, this is not Zhou Cheng’s home.

“Ah! You guys, how did you get in? ”

A scream woke Zhou Cheng from the vertigo of teleportation instantaneously.

I saw two girls with hot bodies standing in front of me.

“Jane, Daisy?”

That’s right, these two girls in front of Zhou Cheng.

It is Thor’s girlfriend Jane and the beautiful Daisy in the original play.

“Are you… Week? Mr. Zhou, why did you appear in my house? ”

After Daisy screamed, she immediately reacted.

A man fell from the sky, originally she thought that her family was thief, but she didn’t expect it to be her idol Marvel Duan Wang Ye Zhou Cheng.

No surprise.

Jane was also surprised, how did Zhou Cheng know about their family?

Moreover, because they were in their own home, they wore very cool clothes, wearing only a small pair of underwear and underwear.

The hot body was so naked in front of Zhou Cheng, he couldn’t help but feel a little shy.

Seeing this scene, Zhou Cheng was also a little embarrassed: “If I say it’s just passing by, do you believe it?” ”

PS: At this time, a handsome than the author drove by.