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Jiang Yifu is studying the time line in Kamar-Taj, "According to the convention, it should be Captain America, then Iron Man is born, and then Iron Man's transformation is synchronized with Thor Awakening, skipping the Hulk plot in the middle, then continue Down should be the Avengers alliance

Great war. Whoops, my head hurts.

Da Da Da, the Carter agent walked over with a ten-centimeter open-toed bandage and put on a professional lady's suit and skirt, "I found out, the things developed by S.H.I.E.L.D are based on the products of the previous era, the dimensional space generator. , using special nuclear fusion molecules to

It collided with each other, generating enormous energy to tear the space apart, and then the computer quickly bound the coordinates on the other side of the space to maintain the channel, realize cross-distance communication and even transmission, but the technology is not mature, so it is little known and kept secret. very high level, even

Even the computer is not "060" connected to the Internet.

Jiang Yifu was impressed by Kajiu's outfit, "You are very beautiful today.

Kashen smiled, "Am I not beautiful before?

"It's also beautiful, but it's a bit too dignified, and now it's more feminine. What is the power source of S.H.I.E.L.D's space generator? Even the Ark reactor can't support it. Is there any secret weapon energy?" Jiang Yifu 's expression is playful

Pick up the fruit tea and taste it,

Carter walked over and brought her husband's fruit tea to drink by herself, "I don't know, I haven't understood it yet, you can ask the Iron Man, maybe there will be unexpected results. Okay, let's go here for work first. Well, now is the time for entertainment, next

Chess, right? "Speaking and sitting on a chessboard, making an inviting gesture

Three hours later, Jiang Yifu came to the aircraft carrier where Flight was in the air, and this air fortress had already started to operate. The above all-round experimental radio waves can cover almost the entire world, and it is easier to find the wormhole generator

Jiang Yifu, who was walking with wind, skillfully opened the combination lock and came to the laboratory, just in time to see Tony stimulating Dr. Banner with an electric baton.

"Ah!" Dr. Banner exasperated, "Are you crazy? Believe it or not I'll kill you!

"Just kidding, man, don't take it seriously!" Tony also gave an embarrassed and polite smile, he just wanted to try it out on a whim, he didn't know what the consequences would be, just like his first time Dare to fly while wearing a steel battle suit

As high as the sky, you are not afraid to die.

"I'll try your hammer, and I'll punch it in a second!" Dr. Banner angrily shoved Tony, who was about to fight.

Steve on the side hurriedly persuaded him, "Brother dog, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive. He is a neurotic, scientists are neurotic, don't take it offense, children are ignorant, don't take it to heart. He is just a child, so don't let him go

Come on, shoot him! "After that, he took out the pistol and put it in Dr. Banner's hand.

Tony looked at it for a while, Nima, is this still the upright and brave Captain America? This is obviously a cunning and despicable captain, is this brainwashed by HYDRA? What about Guang Weizheng?

Dr. Banner is also a bit of a pity, he just wanted to hit people, never thought of killing people, "Are you serious?

Steve nodded, then took out another pistol, "Since you don't dare to do it, I'll just do it for you." After that, he pulled the trigger.

Tony blocked his vitals for the first time, but the next second there was no sound of bullets at all, instead a water stain came to him, like being urinated on his head, he was a little confused for a while

Dr. Banner did the same, "What are you doing?"

"Water pistol, isn't it fun? What are you waiting for, just fuck him! Tony, I'll wake you up with a pee right now!" Steve took out his pistol and constantly fucked each other, so it's fun, that's what he should do,

Dr. Banner was also very playful when he saw it, and immediately took out the water gun and pointed it at Tony, "Little boy, feel the wrath of the Hulk, wake you up with a piss!

Tony wasn't scared anymore when he found out it was a water pistol, he almost thought he was going to die, then stood up, "Steve, you're using this trick to distract Dr. Banner, right?

Steve nodded, looked at Jiang Yifu who came in, and then went straight out, "Yes, I am indeed a peacemaker. I still have something to do, let's go first, there is a female fan who is going to ask me some questions, I want Go and teach her hand by hand, goodbye

If you have time to dance together, please! "After saying that, I left the laboratory directly, walking in a bit of a hurry.

Dr. Banner sniffed his nose, then immediately dropped the water gun, "I also have something to deal with, so let's do it first." After speaking, he hurriedly left.

Tony hadn't reacted yet, looked at Jiang Yifu who had just come in and shrugged, "These two guys are constipated or what? They rushed to the toilet one by one. Also female fans, my female fans are much prettier than his, his Just a fifty-year-old woman, really

Know why he likes the genre?’

Jiang Yifu took out his cigarette and lit it, looking at Tony, who was a little embarrassed but generally upright, said, "You've changed, you used to be frivolous and flamboyant, now you're the real Iron Man, but you're missing that smell. .You should look like Steve

You only have the character you should have. Could it be that both of your characters have reversed?

"It doesn't matter, I think it's pretty good. It's a good thing for us to have a cunning captain, at least we don't need to worry about tactical issues." Tony found a step down, to avoid his embarrassed expression being misunderstood by the other party

"Okay, I have 0.7 things I want to tell you. I don't know if I should say it or not?" Jiang Yifu's smile was a little too fast, and he seemed to be holding back his smile.

The other party's expression made Tony feel that something was wrong, and he also felt an unpleasant smell coming from the toilet, just like the smell in the toilet. Could it be that the biogas here exploded?

The toilet of the aircraft carrier does use a high-efficiency conversion agent to convert the excrement and urine into biogas for energy supply. Although the biogas is good, it is very smelly, much more stinky than the predecessors.

"Why are you so inked, come on, what?" Tony responded.

"Actually, those water guns were filled with urine, so you smelled a stench. Sorry, it's too stinky to stay here, goodbye!" Jiang Yifu teleported away after saying that.

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