Marvel God Blood God
Chapter 492 Hair
Chapter 492 Hair
What the black-clothed reporter said made many reporters laugh. President Richard said with an unchanged face: "I solemnly declare that I have not embezzled campaign funds. The funds have always been in the account. I don't need to embezzle funds, because Iron Man Sir will fully support me."
"What, Iron Man fully supports your re-election?"
The reporters were in an uproar, could it be that Iron Man's head was also kicked by a donkey?
"Not only Iron Man, Psylocke, Angel, they all support my re-election."
President Richard said loudly: "Iron Man believes that I can lead America back to safety, and I have this confidence myself. I will not fail Iron Man, nor will I fail the people who voted for me."
The reporters were full of question marks, why did Iron Man suddenly support President Richard?
If it is other presidents, Wang Burt's reputation can really support the other party. The problem is that President Richard is notoriously incompetent. Even if Iron Man came forward, many people would not vote for him.
Make America safe again? Come on, America's security is lost in your hands, okay?
The reporters secretly thought: "Could it be that Iron Man floated?"
"Now announce the second thing."
President Richard ignored the faces of the reporters. He opened his hands and said happily: "A few days ago, I suddenly Awakened into a Mutant."
"ah?"
The reporters were a little dumbfounded, didn't they say that Mutants are usually Awakening in their teenage years? You are in your fifties, can you still Awakening?
Something came to a reporter's mind and couldn't help but ask, "Mr. President, is that why Iron Man is supporting you?"
President Richard said, "No, he chose to support me because he believed in my ability."
The reporters looked disgusted, but you also have Ability?
President Richard was a little embarrassed. He asked, "Do you want to know what my mutant Ability is?"
"think."
The reporters nodded at the same time, and their attitudes were obviously more enthusiastic than before. Today, President Richard gave them two big news.
"I need someone to demonstrate for me."
President Richard waved to a middle-aged reporter in the Mediterranean: "Would you like to come on stage and help me?"
"definitely willing."
The middle-aged reporter nodded immediately, and he asked curiously: "Your Excellency, is your ability an auxiliary ability?"
"That's right."
President Richard raised his hand and gently wiped the middle-aged reporter's head. The middle-aged reporter was a little annoyed. He felt that President Richard was humiliating him.
At this moment, exclamations came from below, and the middle-aged reporter also felt that something was wrong with his head, so he touched it quickly, but found thick hair.
"Hair? That's impossible!"
The middle-aged reporter was very shocked, and hurriedly took out his mobile phone to use as a mirror, and then he stayed there - he had grown thick hair, which was very smooth and shiny.
A reporter couldn't help asking: "President Richard, is your ability a hair growth surgery?"
"Yes, to be precise, it is the hair control technique."
President Richard said with a smile on his face, to be honest, even he himself felt incredible, Iron Man is really too powerful, not only turning him into a Mutant, but also giving him a specific super-ability.
That's right, the reason why President Richard became a Mutant was entirely because of Wang Burt. This is the second Ability he obtained after mastering the origin of the mutation—variant gene transplantation (the first Ability is gene completion).
In addition, President Richard's super-ability comes from the mutant gene of the Mutant prisoner Long Bowen.
"Mr. President, can these hairs last forever?"
The middle-aged reporter asked Richard excitedly, "Oh my god, when he lost his hair, he felt like the sky was falling."
President Richard said with a smile: "Whether your hair can last forever depends on my second ability."
The reporters were even more surprised: "Your Excellency, are you a dual ability person?"
"That's right, I'm a dual ability user."
President Richard said without blushing, "My second variant, Ability, is that the higher the status, the stronger the Ability."
The reporters looked suspicious: "The higher the status, the stronger the Ability? Isn't this Ability a bit unscientific?"
The middle-aged reporter asked: "Mr. President, what does this Ability have to do with my hair?"
"definitely related."
President Richard said with a smile: "As long as I am the president, your hair will always exist and will not fall off easily. In addition, as long as it lasts for two years, this hair will completely belong to you. At that time, no matter what status I am, your hair will be yours." No hair changes."
The reporters were dumbfounded, they finally understood what President Richard was planning - he wanted to trade his hair for votes!
Simply put, voters voted for him as president, and he guaranteed that everyone would have a head of lush hair.
This kind of thing cannot be explained clearly, which is why President Richard has made so many detours. His second ability is probably fake, no, it must be fake.
The reporters couldn't help complaining: "What a ridiculous way to canvass votes, how did President Richard think of it?"
A reporter with a tall hairline asked, "Mr. President, will you help everyone grow their hair for free?"
"Definitely yes, I am the President of America and I have a responsibility to protect everyone's hair."
President Richard said definitely: "However, if I don't become president, then my ability will be greatly reduced. At that time, it is estimated that I can only help a few people."
The reporters were speechless, and there were so many slots that they didn’t know how to vomit. At this time, the middle-aged reporter shouted excitedly: "Mr. President, I will definitely vote for you, and I will also mobilize my relatives and friends to vote for you. You must be President, America needs you."
"Is your integrity?"
The reporters secretly complained, and President Richard was very satisfied with the attitude of the middle-aged reporter. He shouted: "What about you, are you willing to elect me as president?"
Several journalists who were in danger of balding hesitated, raised their hands and said, "We are willing."
"Thank you for your support."
President Richard opened his hand, and a mass of green light bloomed from his palm and swept over everyone, and then, everyone grew thick hair at the same time.
When this scene was broadcast on the news, the entire America was in an uproar.
In a certain bar, a man watched President Richard on TV and cursed: "It's a disgrace to America to use such a method to solicit votes. No, buying tickets. I will never vote for him."
"Whether you like to vote or not, anyway, I will definitely vote for President Richard."
A drinker next to him took off the wig on his head and cursed: "I've had enough of this wig a long time ago. I'm going to Washington to let President Richard help me grow my hair."
The man before scolded: "Are you worthy of America if you let an incompetent waste continue to be president just for mere hair?"
"It has nothing to do with me who becomes the president, but whether I have hair or not has a lot to do with me. With hair, I no longer need to wear a wig, and more importantly, I can catch up with girls."
The wig customer sneered and said, "Besides, America is such a bird, what difference does it make who is the president? Anyway, it's the rich who decide."
The man roared, "You don't deserve to be an American at all."
"I'm not worthy, are you worthy?"
The wig guest was a little annoyed, and he shouted: "Not only do I want to vote for President Richard myself, I also want to mobilize the whole family to vote together, President Richard Hail."
"I'll kill you fake America."
The man rushed over, and the wig guest unceremoniously grabbed a bottle of wine and hit him on the head, and a fight officially started.
The people in the bar have long been used to it and don't care at all. A woman asked her partner, "Who are you going to vote for?"
The partner replied: "I originally wanted to vote for Acton, but now I plan to vote for Richard."
The woman was stunned: "Why? You don't lose your hair."
The partner said definitely: "Because Iron Man supports President Richard, Iron Man must be right. If he is wrong, please refer to the previous one."
The woman was speechless, forgetting that her partner was a fan of Iron Man, she asked back, "Who are you going to vote for?"
"Whatever, see which one is pleasing to the eye and vote for which one."
The woman said indifferently that the general election is indeed important, but not everyone takes it seriously. In fact, many people don’t even bother to register as voters—it’s none of my business who becomes the president?
Similar discussions happened one after another in America. On this day, the police were very busy because there were so many people fighting—some people hated Richard very much, while the other part loved Richard very much because he could make himself Hair regrows.
I've never been bald, and I never know how painful it is to be bald.
...
"Richard, you are mean."
Acton, who is an old woman, was so angry that he almost smashed the TV. He never thought that Richard would come up with such a way to solicit votes, which is a shame to America.
No, it wasn't Richard who came up with it. Richard didn't have such wisdom. It was Bert Wang who was doing the work. He wanted to support Richard's dog to be re-elected.
Acton took a deep breath, called Wang Burt, and asked, "Burt, haven't we settled?"
"Mr Acton, you are getting too close to the military."
Wang Burt said lightly: "I don't want to bother so much, but there are some bottom lines that cannot be stepped on."
Acton was silent for a moment, and said, "I see, Bert, you won't win. Your methods are too ridiculous. The eyes of the people of America are discerning."
"Their heads are also sharp. Do you know what is the baldness rate in America?"
Wang Burt said with a smile, Acton was speechless, how could I know such a thing, I am not a shampoo company?
"Bert, I have indeed gotten closer to the military recently, but my original intention has not changed. You will see."
Acton said, Wang Burt sneered secretly, and on the surface said: "I'm watching."
Acton put down the phone, his face was extremely ugly, and at the same time he was extremely regretful, he was a little too careless before, otherwise Iron Man would not have fought back against him.
"It's all due to that idiot Richard. If it weren't for him, I wouldn't have intervened in advance. Fortunately, his reputation is very bad, and I still have a chance."
Acton cursed, and then shouted loudly: "Siko, get all the team here immediately, let's have a meeting."
Secretary Siko nodded immediately: "Yes, sir."
After thinking about it, Acton called the old general and asked, "Do you know about Richard?"
The old general scolded: "I already know, that old guy still wants to continue to be Iron Man's dog."
"We have to fight back, or he might actually get re-elected."
"His methods are ridiculous, but they work," Acton said.
"Definitely fight back, I will never allow a Mutant to be president."
The old general thought for a while and said, "I'll let the media attack him as Iron Man's puppet immediately."
Acton said: "It doesn't work, it just makes him more popular."
"ah?"
The old general was stunned, the support rate of the puppet will be higher, what kind of logic is this? I read few books, don't lie to me,
Acton said: "Bert King is now the patron saint of the empire, the patron saint of the Americas, and countless people believe in him and worship him. Everyone is happy that he is the president, or the president controls people."
"These damned people, it's our military that really protects America."
The old general scolded: "Then attack Richard's net worth? His assets are as high as more than one billion U.S. dollars. We let the tax bureau check his taxes."
"This is fine, but Burt Wang cannot be involved. His reputation is too terrifying. If he is involved, he will probably be backlashed."
Acton said: "General, I need more campaign funds. For the next half month, we must compete with Richard for burning money. I want my news to be on TV, on the Internet, and in newspapers."
"The military will support you as much as possible."
The old general didn't push back, and directly agreed that Richard was Iron Man's dog, and let him be re-elected. In the future, the military would not even be able to drink soup, let alone meat.
"Thank you."
Acton breathed a sigh of relief. The old general not only represented the military, but also represented a huge human supremacy organization. With their support, the odds of winning were at least three points higher.
After thinking for a while, Acton called Professor X and said, "Professor, Bert and I have a little misunderstanding, I hope you can help persuade him, he can easily split America if he acts like this."
"I'll talk to him."
The professor agreed, and Wang Burt's actions would indeed cause chaos, as evidenced by the soaring workload of the police.
The professor put down the phone, looked at the TV above, touched his head, and said, "Let's not talk about other people, even I want to vote for President Richard. When I was young, I had thick hair. At that time, People call me Yimei, which means the most beautiful."
Wolverine complained on the side: "Professor, are you suffering from senile delusions?"
"Logan."
Qin shouted very dissatisfied, although the professor is bragging, we must give him face, you know?
The professor shook his head and said, "It's fine if you don't believe me, Logan, does Bert really want to support President Richard?"
"Yes, he said, President Richard is very obedient, and he treats us better on stage."
Wolverine said: "He also said that Acton is an old scumbag. Although Ability is very strong, he will definitely secretly attack Mutant."
"Does Bert have any prejudices against Mr. Acton? He has been very supportive of our Mutant."
Storm frowned and said, "He has contributed a lot to the matter of the Mutant Guard, otherwise it would have been impossible to establish it with that idiot president."
(end of this chapter)
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