"Um?"

Thor, who was dealing with official business in the study, suddenly sensed the vibration of the hammer, and couldn't help but roll his eyes. His love hammer was about to 'derail' again.

"Forget it, it's not the first time anyway."

Although Thor was upset, he didn't take it seriously. After all, he was used to it. At this moment, the hammer flew up, opened the portal in the air and flew over.

Thor glanced at it casually, and froze immediately—it wasn't his lovely sister, but a fat man with a beard and super greasy.

"Mjolnir."

Thor got angry instantly, it's fine to cheat on his sister, what do you mean by cheating on a big fat man? I can't even compare to a fat man?

Without saying anything, Thor immediately turned into lightning and flew into the portal. Then, he grabbed Thor's Hammer and smashed the fat Thor who was excited to see the hammer appearing.

Bang, Fat Thunder God fell heavily to the ground, he got up, shook his head, and asked dissatisfiedly, "Why did you hit me?"

Holding the hammer, Thor asked angrily: "Who are you, dare to seduce my Mjolnir?"

"What's your name, that's my Mjolnir!"

Fat Thunder God is also very dissatisfied, I am confessing my love, what are you doing here? Do you still want the image of Lao Tzu?

"Your? Hmph, I don't even look at my virtues. My beard is sloppy, my body is greasy, and my stomach is bigger than Odin. If I were you, I would never go out to shame myself."

The more Thor scolded, the more annoyed he became. He hated the fat man for grabbing his hammer, and hated Mjolnir for cheating on everyone—such a greasy fat man, if word spreads out, he will be laughed to death, okay?

Fat Thunder God was speechless. His past self was so capable of swearing. He snorted coldly: "Shame on you? You are the one to show off, right? You were abandoned by your girlfriend. You are single. Let me tell you. Very beautiful."

Thor was hit hard, he gritted his teeth and asked, "Can someone like you have a girlfriend?"

Loki, who had been silent all this time, said, "Yes, I am his girlfriend."

"Rocky? Are you his girlfriend?"

Only then did Thor notice Loki, he was stunned for a moment, and then furious, his whole body swelled with thunder and lightning, he roared angrily: "You not only seduce my hammer, but also my brother, no, sister? You bastard, I want smash you to death."

"Brother? Loki?"

Fat Thor was dumbfounded. He pointed at Loki with trembling fingers and asked, "Is he Loki?"

"Asshole, you don't even know his name?"

Thor ran away, and the whole person flew into the sky, bringing thousands of thunderbolts down towards the fat thunder god.

Fat Thunder God clumsily dodged, and at the same time roared: "This is impossible, Loki is a man, she is a woman."

While attacking wildly, Thor retreated steadily, shouting: "He used to be a man, but now he is a woman. What's the problem? Do you still dare to discriminate against her? You bastard."

Fat Thunder God is in a bad mood, his younger brother has become a younger sister, and what's even more outrageous is that he is still with her...

Fat Thor became Spartan in an instant, he even gave up resisting, and let Thor hit him hard with a hammer, and flew out like a cannonball.

Thor's hatred still persisted, and he chased after him and beat Fat Thunder God inhumanely. Fat Thunder God still didn't resist. He felt that it would be better for him to die.

He just couldn't accept what had happened.

"Hahaha."

Loki laughed like a man, and it was not in vain for her to plan for so long. Whether it was Thor's anger or Fat Thor's expression, it was worth the fare.

Loki said, "Thor, that fat man is actually yourself."

"Is he me? That's impossible. How can I be so fat?"

Thor turned back and roared angrily: "Besides, how could I attack my sister? I'm not a scumbag."

"Perhaps, scum Thor, two brothers, goodbye."

Loki smiled, and used the reality gem to make a wish to open the portal and leave. This prank is still for fun.

"Loki, don't go, make things clear."

Seeing Loki leaving, Thor hurriedly shouted, Loki naturally ignored it, the portal closed instantly, Thor was confused, then shook his head, and continued to beat the fat Thor, this bastard grabbed his hammer, fucked his sister, beat him That's right.

"Hahaha!"

The earth, Wang Bot and Hela all laughed, only Odin's old face was the same as the bottom of the pot.

Wang Bot smiled and said, "Odin, don't be so angry, this is a good thing, a very good thing."

"What a fart."

Odin cursed, and then sighed again and again: "The family is unfortunate, the family is unfortunate."

"No family is unfortunate. You have seen "Reunion 4". In the end, Thor will give up the throne and choose to go wandering."

Wang Burt said: "That is to say, your Odin family will completely lose Asgard. If you don't want this to happen, you must let Thor marry Loki.

With Loki's means, she will definitely not give the throne to the Valkyrie, she will control Asgard by herself, she can even manage the Frost Kingdom, let alone the down-and-out Asgard.

What's even better is that Loki can take over the Frost Kingdom. At that time, you Asgards don't need to live on the earth anymore, and you can become the master of the Frost Kingdom instead.

In addition, Loki's wealth in this world can be transferred to another world and become the capital for Asgard's comeback. "

"You're right... It's reasonable for him to meow."

Odin originally wanted to curse, but after thinking about it carefully, this method is really good.

"Of course it makes sense. People in that world don't know that Luo Ji is Luo Ji, so they won't object to this marriage."

Wang Bot said: "The son has found a good wife, and the daughter has found a good husband. Odin, you can die in peace."

"That's true... Get out, you're going to die."

Odin cursed, he touched his chin, and said, "Anyway, they already have that, so let's just do that, Thor also needs a woman to help cheer him up."

"That's right, that's it."

Wang Bot laughed, this is really interesting, if Thor knows the truth, it will definitely be more interesting.

"The family is unlucky."

Hela said pretendingly, and Odin snorted, always feeling that he was cheated.

On an unknown planet, Thor was tired of being beaten, sat on the ground, and shouted: "Which one are you? I tell you, stay away from my sister in the future, otherwise I will beat you every time I see you."

The fat Thunder God with his face turned into a pig's head said unlovingly: "I am Thor Odinson, a useless piece of trash, a beast who preyed on his own sister. I might as well die if I live."

"You still dare to impersonate me?"

Thor was furious, and at this moment, Thor's Hammer opened a portal, and then, a big hand in space grabbed Thor and the fat Thor, and brought them back to Earth together with the hammer.

It was Wang Burt who took the shot. It is worth mentioning that Odin was not present - if Thor knew that he was fine, he would definitely throw Asgard back to him. Odin knew very well what kind of character this guy is.

"Thor, how did you meet Future Thor?"

Wang Bot pretended not to know anything and asked: "Also, Future Thor, what happened to you, why did you suddenly disappear from the earth?"

Thor looked puzzled: "Future Thor, what future Thor?"

Wang Bot smiled and said: "I haven't told you about this yet, he is from the future you, even if you have gained a little weight, there is nothing you can do about it, you have gained weight in middle age."

Thor was shocked, and hurriedly shouted: "Bert, are you kidding? How could he be me? How could I become such a fat man?"

"It's true. This is a long story. I'll give you the movie "Reunion 4" in a while, and you can watch it slowly."

Wang Bot said: "In the future, Thor, let me tell you about you first."

Fat Thunder God asked nervously, "My business? What is my business?"

Wang Bot said: "You suddenly disappeared from the earth, uh, what happened to the wound on your face? Who beat you?"

"I don't know what's going on, but suddenly I'm in Frost... and suddenly I'm in outer space."

Fat Thor said: "Later, I summoned Thor's Hammer, Thor thought I was grabbing the hammer, and fought me."

Thor glared at Fat Thor. This guy actually concealed the truth. Fat Thor looked at Thor beggingly. Loki must not say anything about it. If he did, he would have no face to live in this world.

Thor gritted his teeth and didn't say anything about Loki. If that fat man is really his future self, then this matter... Shit, Thor wants to die now, of course, before he dies, he must kill the bastard, Fat Thor .

"Is that so?"

Wang Bot arranged a magic circle on Fat Thunder God, and said, "During this time, you should stay in the New York Temple first, don't run around casually, the mastermind behind the scenes might attack you again."

"Okay, I promise not to go out, absolutely not to go out."

Fat Thunder God nodded again and again, how could he dare to go out again after causing such a big disaster after going out? If Odin knew about this, he would beat him to death, very cruel.

"Well, about the future time and space, you and Thor will explain slowly."

Wang Bot waved his hand, and Fat Thunder God and Thor were teleported to the New York Temple at the same time. Between the two of them, they seemed to hear Wang Bot saying: "The family is unlucky!"

In the Temple of New York, after watching the clips of "Reunion 3" and "Reunion 4", Thor grabbed the fat Thor by the collar like an angry bull, and roared: "Why are you so incompetent, you can't even keep the people of Asgard?" ? Also, how can you attack Loki, she is your sister!"

"I'm indeed a waste, a scum and a waste, I don't deserve to live in this world at all."

Fat Thunder God slammed his head with his fist and cursed loudly. Seeing this, Thor sat on the ground helplessly and pulled his hair, terribly annoyed.

Sister Murderer, Asgard was destroyed, the people were massacred by Thanos, and the future self went to Loki... To be honest, Thor is not well, and now he really wants to hit his head against the wall to knock himself out .

Bang, Thor slammed his fist hard on the ground, smashing a big hole in the ground, and then, he gritted his teeth and said, "I will never let Hela and Thanos destroy Asgard, I will definitely protect Asgard." Germany."

Fat Thunder God said in frustration: "You don't have this strength. Although you are stronger than me back then, you are still too weak compared to Hela, uh, compared to Thanos."

"Thanos is indeed very strong, but so what? Don't do anything?"

Thor yelled, he was very unhappy with his future self, not only his body was defeated, but his heart was also defeated. How could this kind of thing be his future?

"It's nice to be young."

Looking at Thor, Fat Thunder God smiled bitterly. Now Thor has not been defeated by reality and is full of fighting spirit.

"Shut up, there is a blood god in our world, it won't be the same as your broken world."

Thor thought of something, grabbed the fat Thor, and asked, "What are you going to do about Loki?"

Speaking of this, Thor is really a little crazy, not only crazy about his future self having sex with Loki, but also crazy about his baby sister being raped by a pig,

In Thor's heart, the future Thor is a pig.

Fat Thor was also very mad: "How do I know what to do? I didn't even know she was Loki at first, and Loki obviously did it on purpose."

"Why, you want to shirk responsibility?"

Thor roared: "I tell you, you must take this responsibility. You marry Loki home and let her help you rebuild Asgard."

Fat Thor said hesitantly: "I marry Loki, isn't that good? She is my younger brother, er, younger sister."

"If you dare not marry, I will kill you."

Thor gritted his teeth and said: "Get up, fight me hard, I want to know the gap between me and Hela and Thanos, and don't bully Loki in the future, otherwise I will definitely beat you."

"Is this really bad?"

The Fat Thunder God said, this is terrible, he can't get over it at all.

"It's not good, you bastard, do you want to be irresponsible after the game is over?"

Thor smashed the fat Thor into the air with one punch, and then rushed towards the fat Thor with a hammer. The fat Thor was very annoyed, and picked up the storm battle ax to fight Thor.

At the same time, the instigator of all this, the god of mischief Loki, is reporting the information he has heard to Thanos.

"Bugs, a bunch of bugs, they don't know how to be grateful at all, and want to make a comeback."

Thanos was so enraged that he even kicked his favorite chair into pieces.

"Master, please let us exterminate those damned earthlings for you."

The surviving Deathblade General, Proxima Centauri Dark Night, and Black Dwarf knelt down at the same time and shouted loudly.

"You are not the opponents of the blood god. I have to plan carefully for this matter. I will never allow them to ruin my efforts."

Thanos walked around, and after a while, he looked at the empty void and said, "You are here, why did I die in that time and space?"

Seeing that Thanos made a 'problem' again, everyone lowered their heads, only Loki looked at Thanos curiously.

"In that time and space, you and I did not meet."

The goddess of death said: "This proves that even without me, you will still maintain the balance of the universe. This is your destiny."

Thanos said proudly: "I am the destiny."

"Yes, you are destiny."

The goddess of death was very happy, and she said: "Destiny, no resistance is allowed, Thanos, destroy all those bugs."

"I'll kill them all."

Thanos said: "However, not now, is there a way for you to send me to the future time and space? I will destroy them there and take away six infinite gems.

The blood god will not leave the earth, and no one else can stop me. At that time, I will not only crush those bugs, but also get infinite gems to fulfill my destiny. "

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