Marvel God of Blood God
Chapter 562 The Decadent Thor
"I want you Back……"
In space, on the Benata, a group of people were driving the spaceship while shaking their heads to the music. Thor even cheered with beer, looking like he was having a party.
It is worth mentioning that Thor not only did not lose weight, but also became fatter. The reason is very simple. His fiancée disappeared, and he was sad. When he was sad, he couldn't help drinking and eating meat, so he became fatter.
Nebula asked dissatisfied: "Hey, are you not in a hurry at all? Nick Fury sent the most advanced distress signal."
"Is it useful to be anxious? It's useless. In this case, why don't we be happier?"
Thor laughed at first, and then said in frustration: "Hela is here, I am anxious, Thanos is here, I am also anxious, Loki is missing, I am even more anxious, but it is useless, because I am a waste. "
"here we go again."
Everyone sighed, Thor was like this once or twice. After destroying the tyrant, Thor recovered a little bit, but Loki suddenly disappeared, and he couldn't find it no matter how hard he looked. Thor was hit hard and changed back to the original The way it looks, no, to be precise, it's worse than before.
Drax the Destroyer said: "Although you are indeed a waste, what you said is not wrong. It is useless anyway. Why don't we be happier?"
"Shut up, you, Thor hasn't recovered for so long, you are the culprit."
The Rocket scolded, Drax not only has zero emotional intelligence, but also has a very poisonous mouth.
Drax asked puzzledly: "Why should I shut up, I'm telling the truth? Thor is a waste, a waste who can't protect his family, just like me, I am also a waste."
Everyone was a little crazy, and this guy added fuel to the fire?
"Haha, I'm a waste, come, drink, let's drink up all the wine, and go back to Earth to replenish."
Thor laughed loudly, but there was an indescribable sadness.
"I'm Groot." Even the young Groot couldn't help sighing.
Star-Lord shook his head again and again. At first, he was worried that Thor would snatch his captain position, but now, he didn't worry about it at all. He only worried that the drunk would die on his ship one day.
At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded: "Thor, you are so disappointing."
"Yes, I am very disappointing, so please don't have hope in me."
Thor was answering, but he suddenly reacted, turned his head and looked in the direction of the voice, and then exclaimed: "Blood God."
"Blood God?"
When the others heard the words, they turned their heads and looked, and found that the blood god had really come—to be precise, it was the projection of the blood god's mind.
Nebula asked in surprise: "How critical is the matter this time, and Nick Fury and the others actually asked you for help?"
Xingjue also realized that it wasn't a catastrophe, the people on Earth must not have dared to disturb the Blood God.
"This time, it's really troublesome."
Wang Bot looked at Thor and said, "Tony and Rocky are back."
Thor's eyes widened suddenly, and he asked excitedly, "What, Loki is back? Really?"
Wang Bot nodded: "Really, Loki is on Earth right now."
Thor was overwhelmed with surprise: "Great, great, I want to go back to see her right away, Blood God, open the portal to teleport me there, Strange said, you can teleport throughout the universe."
"I'm a mind projection now, so I can't open the portal."
Wang Bot first shook his head, then sighed, and said, "Besides, Thor, you are a little too happy."
Thor was taken aback, and asked hurriedly, "Blood God, did something happen to Loki?"
"It's a bit of a problem, but it can't be counted as a problem."
Wang Bot hesitated, and Thor was in a hurry. He asked loudly: "Blood God, what happened? Tell me quickly!"
Others also looked at Wang Bot. Wang Bot patted Thor on the shoulder, and said with a mournful look: "Tony and Loki encountered many difficulties after they disappeared. They fought side by side, shared life and death, and as time went by, they ..."
"And they rolled together?"
Rocket asked with bright eyes, and everyone suddenly realized that it was no wonder that the blood god had such an expression. It turned out that Loki thoughtfully gave Thor a hat to prevent him from catching cold in winter.
Thor's breathing quickened, and he asked angrily, "What did you say?"
"Thor, if you think about it, you don't know about Tony's virtues? Loki is a big beauty... Hey!"
Wang Burt looked like he didn't want to talk any more. Thor was furious, with lightning crackling on his body, and he yelled: "Tony Stark, you dare to snatch my Loki, I must kill you."
Accompanied by Thor's anger, the lightning on his body surged like an electric snake. Star-Lord hurriedly shouted: "Hey, fat man, quickly put away the lightning, the spaceship is going to go wrong, we are dead."
Everyone also shouted loudly: "Stop quickly."
Thor reacted and quickly put away the lightning, but his anger did not subside. He blushed and shouted thickly: "Quiel, hurry up, I want to go back to Earth and kill that bastard Tony, I want to let him know what It's Thor's Wrath."
Although Thor is still a bit twisted towards Loki, this does not prevent him from wanting to kill Tony. After all, he and Loki already have a fact and are about to get married.
Wang Bot asked with a puzzled expression: "Thor, why do you hate Tony so much? Although he has indeed turned black, it has nothing to do with you, does it?"
Thor looked confused, and he asked, "Didn't you say what he did to Loki?"
Wang Bot spread his hands: "Your brain is really dirty. What I'm talking about is that Rocky and Tony are working together to harm the earth together."
"That's it?"
Everyone expressed their disappointment. Thor breathed a sigh of relief, and then he was furious: "Blood God, are you kidding me?"
"Can't you?"
Wang Bot sneered and said, "Thor, so what if I play tricks on you? What can you do to me?"
Thor was so angry that the veins on his forehead popped out. He glared at Wang Bert and shouted: "Blood God, no one can humiliate Thor like this!"
Wang Bot looked disdainful: "So what if I humiliate you? Are you my opponent?"
Thor roared: "Even if I am not your opponent, I will kill you. I am Thor, the prince of Asgard!"
"There is still fire in your heart, so it is not hopeless. If you dare not even get angry, I will kick you off the spaceship."
Wang Bot snorted coldly, Thor is Thor after all, the incarnation of thunder and lightning!
Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then they realized that Wang Bott was testing Thor to see if he would really become a waste.
Thor said dissatisfiedly: "I don't like this kind of test, Blood God, when I get to Earth, I will beat you up."
Wang Bot sneered and said, "With your current state, I can beat you with one hand."
Just as Thor was about to speak, Nebula asked beside him: "Blood God, what happened to Loki and Tony? Are they blackened?"
"right."
Wang Bott explained the matter in detail, and everyone fell silent. I really didn't expect that Old Tony would become like this.
"No wonder Nick Fury is so nervous. It turns out that the guardian of the earth has been blackened."
Star-Lord said: "It's not a big problem, leave this matter to our Guardians of the Galaxy, we will solve Tony and Loki as quickly as possible, no matter how you say it, the brothers are also in the universe."
Thor shouted dissatisfied: "Hey, Loki is my fiancee, if you dare to be rude to her, don't blame me for being rude to you."
"Only by you?"
Xingjue said disdainfully: "You pull your body out of the seat first, how many times has your chair been enlarged?"
Rocket looked displeased: "I paid for the extra chair."
Thor was ashamed and angry. He was about to say something when Wang Bot slapped him on the forehead. He lost consciousness instantly and leaned back on the chair.
Xing Yun sighed: "The world is finally quiet."
The mantis girl said timidly: "Mr. Blood God, this way of sleeping is not good. If you want him to sleep deeply, I can help."
"I'm not letting him sleep, I'm sending him into a spiritual illusion, where his father and sister are waiting for him."
Wang Bot smiled and said: "Okay, let's not talk about Thor, let's discuss what to do next. Old Tony and Rocky will definitely come to intercept you. I want to take this opportunity to snatch Rocky and find out what Iron Man is. The secrets of the body."
Drax couldn't help yawning, he hated planning because he had no brains and was used to doing things with his muscles.
Everyone has long been accustomed to this, and completely ignores Drax.
Xingjue said arrogantly: "Blood God, your plan is too conservative, we should directly wipe out Iron Man and Loki, I have a good plan..."
After listening to Xingjue's plan, Wang Bott waved Xingjue a silence spell, and then he complained: "With such a captain, such a team member, how can you survive until now? Is there any hidden luck among you?" The illegitimate child of the goddess?"
Xingjue groaned, with a dissatisfied expression on his face, he is very competent as the captain, okay? Thanks to his efforts, the Guardians of the Galaxy became famous across the galaxy.
"I've been skeptical about that too."
Nebula nodded and said: "I suspect that person is Groot, he is the most important existence of this team."
"You actually have someone you suspect?"
The Rocket complained, and it said: "Also, why can't it be me? I think I am very lucky that I didn't die after all kinds of deaths."
Groot blinked, with a puzzled look on his face, lady luck, can I eat it?
"So you also know that you are going to die?"
Wang Bot rolled his eyes and said, "Xingjue sails, the rocket adjusts its weapon, Groot continues to play games, Drax sleeps, Nebula, you open the system to me, and I will help you upgrade the quantum communication system. In this way, to restore contact with Earth."
"good."
Xing Yun felt very tired. In the whole team, she was the only normal person, and the others were all unreliable. No wonder the Blood God called the Guardians of the Galaxy the "Guardians of the Milky Way".
The mantis girl asked weakly: "Well, what about me?"
Wang Bot and Xingyun were taken aback for a moment, and then they were a little embarrassed. The Mantis Girl's sense of existence was too weak, and they forgot about her.
Wang Bot thought for a while and said, "You help Drax to sleep."
"I can't sleep looking at her, she's so ugly."
Drax objected, Mantis smiled awkwardly, and didn't take it to heart - it wasn't the first time Drax said this.
"It's a miracle that this guy was able to catch Mantis Girl."
Wang Bot didn't bother to pay attention to these guys. He first helped Nebula upgrade the communication system, then contacted Earth, and discussed the next plan with Strange and the others.
Leaving aside the discussions between Wang Bott and the others, in the spiritual world and on the grass, Thor looked around in confusion, not knowing why he was here.
At this moment, two figures appeared out of thin air, one was Odin with a big belly, he looked at Thor dissatisfied, his one eye was full of anger and thunder.
The other one is Hela, who is dressed as the proprietress, still wearing Gothic makeup, and her hair looks very oily. She fry stinky tofu every day, and her hair is full of oil.
Different from before, now Hela doesn't have any murderous aura on her body at all, and only has the breath of life, just like the big sister next door, uh, the silly big sister next door.
Hela looked at Thor, laughed loudly and said, "Odin, this is the ball you gave birth to."
Odin's face was a little dark, and he roared angrily: "Tor, didn't you say that you will change, why is it worse than before? Thanks to me, I married Loki to you, that is my precious daughter."
"Father."
Thor reacted, he ran over in surprise, and asked, "Are you real or created by the blood god?"
"Of course it's true. The Blood God is going to the future time and space. I specially asked him to bring a sliver of my consciousness to see how you and Loki are doing. In the end, you turned out like this?"
Odin scolded with a displeased face, and Hela said, "I'm idle and bored, so I came here for a stroll, Odin, now you know how good I am?"
"Wait until you make the stinky tofu shop profitable."
Odin snorted and cursed at Thor: "Thor, what are you doing?"
Thor briefly explained the matter, and then he justified: "Father, I don't want to either. The problem is that Loki suddenly disappeared."
"Don't put the blame on Loki. Her disappearance is not the main reason for your fall. The main reason for your fall is your own lack of confidence."
Hela sneered and said: "It is precisely because of this that you gave up the king's position to Valkyrie, this is not your generosity, you are just shirking responsibility, commonly known as throwing the pot away.
As the prince of Asgard, you have the responsibility to restore Asgard to its glory. At the very least, you cannot continue to be a fisherman. As a result, you did nothing and found an excuse to shift your responsibility to others. "
Thor apologized guiltyly: "I didn't."
"You have, Thor Odinson, you are avoiding, you are passing the buck, although you defeated Thanos, you still haven't stood up."
Hela said: "Your spirit has completely collapsed."
Being an otaku can easily wear down one's fighting spirit and faith. Thor has been an otaku for five years, and he is no longer the strong man he was back then.
"I'm not escaping, I'm really incapable of revitalizing Asgard, I can't even protect them."
The wound in Thor's heart was torn open, and he couldn't help but smile miserably: "Father, sister, I'm a useless piece of trash, it's not that I haven't tried to manage Asgard, but Valkyrie is a hundred times better than me Times, I'm doing a disservice every time."
"My son, you are Thor, the destined king of Asgard."
Odin was angry and heartbroken. He stepped forward and hugged Thor, saying: "What you lack is just a little experience. As long as you study hard, you will definitely become a qualified king."
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