Marvel: God of Spear Technical Advisor
Chapter 23 Drunkards, sexists, and a bunch of chatting bullshit
Xiang Xiang is having a video call with Tony Stark. At this point in time in 2010, the hardware level of the communication network was actually difficult to support real-time video communication across the ocean, but all of this was basically impossible for the wealthy Tony Stark.
Not really a problem.
This is a satellite communication band exclusive to Tony Stark and only available to a few people.
He forwarded the communication signal to the computer; his shoulder was hurting at the moment and he was too lazy to hold up the phone.
"Yes, brother Tony helped a lot, but my name was not mentioned in your press conference." On the screen, Tony Stark was only wearing a long nightgown, holding a wine glass in his hand, his face
It's full of exhaustion and decadence after a carnival.
He rubbed his shoulders forward and grimaced in pain: "Launch conference, what press conference?"
"Press conference of the Tajikistan military." Tony changed to the tone of a press spokesman, "The joint operation achieved a major success, a large number of key members of the terrorist group were eliminated, and calm was restored in the border mountainous area...Bala, bala, bala -
They took all the credit on themselves."
"Is there anything abnormal about this?" He twisted his arm forward and felt that his shoulder muscles were strained, and there might be some symptoms of a bone fracture.
Tony looked drunk and complained, and you could smell the alcohol in his mouth through the screen: "They are so shameless! They didn't mention my satellite, nor your fighting skills and magic... What's wrong with your shoulders?"
Already?"
"It's nothing. You can regard this as the result of the failure of family moral education... You all know, did the satellite record the battlefield video at that time?"
The drunk Tony did not dwell on the issue of "family moral education." He said proudly: "Of course, you have to understand that as a scientist, you are always full of curiosity."
"Understand, understand, your curiosity is not limited to the scientific field, but can also be used for peeping. Have you ever installed a camera in Pepper's bathroom?"
Tony's face was stern: "Of course not, how could I do such a thing?"
"Really? I remember the first day Pepper went to work at Stark Group, we had a serious discussion on how to get Pepper's measurements..."
Tony Stark's expression changed instantly. On the screen, he first looked to the side warily, and then said righteously: "I don't remember this happening. You must have remembered it wrong. What we saw at that time
Maybe it’s some other girl.”
"Impossible. I remember very clearly that the next day you designed a calculation program and swore to me that as long as there is a moving video of a person, you can accurately calculate various body data..."
"Okay, ok, ok! I remember, I remember, I remembered." Tony's foot was pinched and hurt, "I said, let's end this topic, okay? That's it!"
"Oh, let me guess, Pepper is no more than twenty feet away from you right now."
"Seventeen feet... uh... I mean, your performance in the video was so handsome." Tony said seriously, "The moment you caught the explosion with your bare hands was amazing. You can't see clearly in the video.
, how did you do it? Some kind of equipment, or the one you mentioned before...Kunlun-is that the name?"
"Yes, Kunlun. The power I use comes from Kunlun."
"There is really magic in this world, is it magic?"
Qianqian laughed: "Of course not, it is a technique to stimulate one's own spiritual power and obtain extraordinary abilities. Many people have learned it - I remember didn't I tell you about it a long time ago?"
"Yes, but I can't always understand things that are beyond the scope of science. You said that it is the power of the spiritual level, right? For me, that belongs to the metaphysical category and is not my cup of tea."
"That's right, one of Tony Stark's famous sayings: Equipment is more reliable than people!" Xiang Xiang joked; in fact, he didn't agree with this statement. After all, in the country where he grew up, an old man taught: People are war.
The deciding factor in winning or losing.
Tony didn't know Qianqian's true thoughts. He opened his blurred drunken eyes and raised his glass: "Cheers to Tony Stark's famous saying! Man, Brother Tony will soon let you know what is the most reliable."
equipment."
"Have you created new equipment again? I remember you only had one project recently - the Jericho missile has been finalized?"
"Yes! All performances have reached the expected standards, a perfect masterpiece!"
"Congratulations!" Xiang Xiang said insincerely, "So starting from tomorrow, inventor Tony Stark will change his job to salesman Tony Stark?"
Tony's excitement dropped visibly: "What can I do? Old Stan, the nagging old man, always tells me order, order, order, or stock price, stock price, stock price."
"For the board of directors of Stark Group, aren't these the only values of Tony Stark's existence?" Qiang Qian happily added insult to injury.
Tony pointed his finger in a stern manner, and the two of them laughed knowingly across the screen.
"By the way, I also designed a sales pitch, do you want to hear it?" Tony Stark took out a small piece of paper and completely ignored the voice of refusal.
"Listen to this paragraph. I think this is the most important paragraph in the whole article... Some people say that the best weapon does not need to be used once. I disagree with this. I think the best weapon is the one that only needs to be used once.
Weapons; this was the experience of my father and all Americans..."
Blinking forward, "I can pretend not to hear that you are mocking the Japanese, the only country in the world that has suffered nuclear bombing. I remember that they are also the major patrons of the Stark Group."
Tony Stark laughed loudly: "So what, anyway, in the past sixty years, they have never dared to name who dropped the atomic bomb."
"Okay, you have the final say."
"Also, this section... find an opportunity to launch (the Jericho missile) once, and I guarantee that the terrorists will shrink back into the cave and never dare to show their heads again." Tony read in a cadence, trying very hard to show off.
He acted like he was "under control", but the drunken look on his face completely destroyed his efforts.
Qian Qian spread his hands noncommittally: "Man, I have to tell you a fact. Based on what I saw and heard in Tajikistan, the biggest difficulty in eradicating terrorists is precisely that they hide in caves and refuse to show their faces."
"Really?" Tony looked at the note with drunken eyes, "It seems that the last paragraph needs to be changed."
“Where are you going to put your sales pitch?”
"I don't know yet, Afghanistan, Iraq, Israel..." Tony looked like he was letting go of the store. "Stan is still making arrangements. There are purchase intentions from these countries. I will only go to the first buyer. As long as someone has used it.
Once, other buyers will come to you."
If Xiang Xiang knew the issues being discussed in the office of the Director of the Spear Bureau at this moment, maybe he would immediately become alert when he heard the names of the countries mentioned by Tony; unfortunately, the asymmetry of information prevented him from realizing it at all.
The dangers therein.
At this time, Pepper's voice seemed to be heard outside the video screen, and she was anxiously calling Tony Stark's name.
Tony turned his head and looked at something. He was silent for a long time in front of Qianqian with doubtful eyes, and then asked Qianqian with a complex expression: "Man, you seem to have a lot of shares in Worthington Company?"
"Yeah, what's wrong?" Qiang Xiang didn't know why.
"You can't see the live broadcast there, but you'd better open the news page and take a look. Your partner just made a big news."
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