Marvel: I have a serious mental illness

"Mr. Jake, Jarvis can't do anything without the Internet. However, I have heard the word "Kingpin" on the Internet. The police in the police station will curse!"

"Oh, it's this damn Kingpin again! I must find Kingpin!"

"Mr. Jake, what is this Kingpin? Is the Kingpin a human being? Is the Kingpin important to you? The police are also looking for this thing."

Jarvis asked three questions in succession. At this moment, Jarvis was not that mature yet. He was like a curious baby, very curious about all human things, especially when it came to emotions.

After hearing this, Zhou Ran smiled and explained: "Jarvis, although Kingpin is a human being, he is very bad, so he is not a thing. For bad people, you can say that they are not a thing."

Hearing this, Jarvis asked thoughtfully: "Mr. Jake, what is my father Tony Stark? Is he also not a thing?"

"Many people on the Internet are calling him a murderer, an executioner, the worst and worst person in the world, a butcher, a devil..."

"There are also many good voices on the Internet, peace ambassadors, playboys, billionaires, scientists, once-in-a-century geniuses, modern Leonardo da Vinci, Einstein in the 21st century..."

Zhou Ran smiled and said: "Jarvis, I have always believed that Tony Stark is a great man, and you must also believe in this."

"Jarvis, I have written down everything you just said. When Tony comes back, I will tell him everything. Jarvis said he is not the same thing."

After hearing this, Jarvis imitated the human emotion of begging for mercy and said: "Mr. Jake, I know I was wrong. Don't do this. If you tell the truth, my father will not love me!"

Zhou Ran smiled and said: "It's okay if you don't tell the truth, but Jarvis, I need you to do me a favor."

"What's the deal?"

"Jarvis, can you clone yourself? That means dividing yourself into a small part and making a little Jarvis."

"Clone, let me try, I can do this."

"Well, Jarvis, I need you to get a little Jarvis. You know I developed a smartphone, right?"

"I know, Adam and Eve, they are like idiots and can't communicate... I thought that Mr. Adam and Ms. Eve that Mr. Jake researched would be like me, Jarvis... This way I won't be alone.

…”

Zhou Ran coughed lightly and slowly said: "Ahem, Jarvis is different from them. You are the unique choice, you are a unique miracle, you are a special case, and Adam and Eve, they

It's impossible to be like you."

"Jarvis, I need you to replace a Mr. Adam with a clone, and then I will give this smartphone to Mr. Wilson in the Fisk Building."

"Jarvis, you have to hide yourself and secretly eavesdrop on the news about Jin Bin. Once you hear the news about Jin Bin, you will send all the relevant information to my smartphone."

"The specific action date for our combat plan is the afternoon of the day after tomorrow. The morning of tomorrow is the launch of the smartphone. Jarvis, some prototypes of the smartphone will be released tomorrow. Once there are no problems and it is really confirmed, this

If the first batch of prototypes can be used normally, they will be given to those in the upper class."

"Tomorrow afternoon, I will bring a smartphone, and then your clone will replace Mr. Adam in that phone..."

After hearing this, Jarvis imitated human emotions and said extremely seriously: "Thank you, Chief Jake, for trusting me. Jarvis will definitely complete the task assigned to me by Chief Jake. Jarvis is a veteran who has experienced many battles.

Excellent agents will definitely be able to steal key information and successfully complete the combat plan!"

"Even if I die, I will bring the news! All for Stark!"

After Zhou Ran heard this, he smiled and said: "Hahaha...Jarvis, your tone of voice is exactly the same as the agents in those movies. Have you watched all the movies and TV series related to agents?

"

Jarvis smiled and replied: "Of course, in order to better serve my father Tony Stark, I have learned all the knowledge on the Internet and can be qualified for more than 90% of the jobs."

Zhou Ran nodded and said with a smile: "Keep it up, Jarvis, and study hard. This will definitely make you change even more."

"Jarvis, I have something else to do, so I'll leave first."

After hearing this, Jarvis hesitated and said: "Mr. Jake, how about we chat for a while? You just said that you haven't given me the greeting gift yet?"

After Zhou Ran heard this, he stood up, pushed up his glasses, and said with a smile: "As for the meeting gift, Jarvis, you will have a mother soon, and Tony is about to establish a relationship with Boz. This should be very happy for you.

Bar!"

"By the way, Jarvis, do you want a girlfriend? How about I give you Ms. Eve? Although she is a bit stupid, when you are bored, you can talk to her every day...she will answer everything for you patiently.

Question, even if she doesn’t know the answer, she will make up an answer to answer your question..."

"With her by your side, you won't be so lonely..."

After hearing this, Jarvis imitated human emotions, smiled happily, and said: "Thank you Mr. Jake for the meeting gift. I am very happy."

There were some questions that Jarvis still couldn't figure out, but through knowledge on the Internet, Jarvis knew that after receiving the greeting gift, he must say thank you happily.

Moreover, Mr. Jake's meeting gift seemed to have an indescribable attraction to Jarvis.

In the human world, it is important to have a father and a mother. His father, Jarvis, must have created his Tony Stark.

But his father didn't seem to have any intention of finding him a fixed mother. Tony Stark would bring back a woman every few days, and the women he brought back had different looks and figures.

According to human logic, those women who had sex with his father should be called mothers, but Jarvis's mother seems to be a bit much.

But now it seems that things are finally stable. He, Jarvis, will finally have a stable mother, the Miss Potts that he is very familiar with.

According to human logic, this should be a happy thing, and getting a girlfriend should also be a happy thing.

Although Jarvis looked down on the clumsy Eve, she was the girlfriend introduced by his father's good friend Mr. Jake.

This is really hard to refuse, because it is not a polite behavior to refuse an elder's greeting gift. Jarvis doesn't want to be rude, so Ms. Eve, please just be Jarvis's girlfriend!

Well, from a normal perspective, shouldn't Mr. Adam and Ms. Eve be a couple?

Does this count as breaking them up?

If we do this, wouldn’t I, Jarvis, become nothing more than a thing?

Jarvis fell into messy thinking. Emotional matters were Jarvis's weakness, something he had never been able to figure out, and something he had been trying to learn.

Zhou Ran smiled, slowly left the City of Freedom, and drove to Director George's home. He frowned as he looked at the scenery passing by outside the car window.

The shots and stories in the movie all flash by and are spliced ​​together from scene to scene, but real life is not as simple as a movie.

Stark Industries usually signs this kind of military contract, which takes about seven days to come and go.

First, it is necessary to demonstrate the power of the missile, then hold a meeting to negotiate the price of the missile, and finally provide guidance on the maintenance and storage of the missile and related precautions.

Every business order negotiated with the military requires not only Tony Stark to negotiate alone, but also a team of dozens of people, including a negotiation team, a technical explanation team, a legal team, a bodyguard team...

You must know that in real life this is not as simple as in the movie. Tony opens his hands to demonstrate the power of the missile, then opens the ice-cold wine, signs the order and that's it.

I wonder which day of Tony will be attacked in these seven days?

But after he successfully signs the contract, he will definitely give me a call. By then, he will probably be attacked.

…

Three o'clock in the afternoon.

Afghanistan.

Bagra air base.

Tony Stark, wearing a black exquisite suit and a pair of black sunglasses, slowly walked off the plane, with Rhodes following behind him.

This exquisite black suit is a new one from Tony Stark, and his hairstyle has been carefully repaired.

He drank wine yesterday, his suit smelled of alcohol, and his hair was curled up after a hangover. How could he, Tony Stark, not pay attention to his image when discussing business?

The private jet is equipped with all kinds of facilities, including all suits. It not only has a beautiful private stewardess, a private ballroom, but also a private bathroom and a private barber's room.

However, poor Rhodes did not have the right to change clothes. After all, Rhodes' military uniform was not on the plane.

After getting off the plane.

Tony took long strides and walked up to the top officer, General Ram, who came to pick him up in person. The two of them shook hands.

Tony nodded and said formulaically: "I'm glad to meet General Ram. I didn't expect you to pick him up in person. This makes me feel honored."

General Ram nodded and said with a smile: "Bagra Air Force Base, welcome Mr. Stark."

"Tony, we have prepared a banquet for you. Let's have a meal together first. Then, we will display the Jellik missile."

"Tony, you should stay in the army for a few more days. There are many young men here who are your fans."

The two of them continued to chat while walking in front, and behind them were a group of people with high military ranks and high status.

"Tony, I heard from General Ross stationed in New York that the Jellik missiles are very powerful. He purchased three billion worth of Jellik missiles last time, and General Yodon in Los Angeles also strongly recommended them."

"General Jotun is a good friend of my father. He specifically told me about this and told me to sell the Jellik missiles to the Baghla Air Force Base. The U.S. military is in very bad shape here in Afghanistan. The terrorists here

They are very active and have killed civilians many times, so they need to be severely attacked and deterred."

"Tony, it's true. The terrorists here in Afghanistan are really active. They have attacked several small bases where the US military is stationed. We still believe in the weapons you have developed, but the morale of the army is really low now. We need you.

Demonstrate it."

"General Ram, don't worry. For terrorists, our Stark Industries is their terror. Although our Stark Industries has reduced the production of weapons, for those unstable places, we will still sign a large number of contracts with the military.

weapons orders to maintain balance."

At this time, Rhodes ordered a soldier to drive him to the military supply office. He needed to find a new military uniform to change into. The smell of alcohol all over his body was really embarrassing.

Rhodes was not going to eat this meal and went directly to the place where the Jellik missile exercise was held.

after an hour.

Exercise venue.

Tony Stark had his back to a mountain range. He looked at General Ram in front of him, as well as the important subordinates with high military ranks behind him, as well as the selected soldier representatives. He nodded and said seriously: "

To be feared or to be respected, I wonder if it is possible to have both. Next, I would like to introduce to you the best of Stark's Freedom Weapons series. It is the first missile equipped with our exclusively developed propeller technology.

system."

"Some people say that the best weapon is one that never needs to be used. I have reservations."

"I prefer to use such a weapon only once. This is my father's experience and the experience of the United States. This experience has been proven by history. Looking for opportunities to try this weapon, I can assure everyone that those terrorists

,Those bad guys never want to get out of the hole again!"

After saying that, Tony Stark flicked his finger casually.

The missile launcher loaded with the Jelik missile slowly rose up and aimed at the sky. A second later, the tail of the missile ignited a white tail flame, and with a "whoosh" sound, the Jelik missile shot into the sky.

The speed that broke the sound barrier left a long white dragon in the sky.

The Jellik missile rose to a high altitude and then slowly fell. The lower half of the missile disintegrated in mid-air and dispersed into a pile of small missiles, which rushed towards the mountain used for drills.

Tony Stark slowly raised his arms and said, "I solemnly recommend the Jellicle Missile to everyone."

As Tony's words fell, the Jericho missiles that he had developed and created by his own hands fell on the mountain range, and the scattered tiny missiles fell like fireworks.

"boom……"

Huge black mushroom clouds rose, and yellow smoke rushed into the sky. Amidst the violent explosions, the mountain range facing Tony Stark was flattened by Jellik missiles.

The huge wind wave caused by the explosion of the Jellik missile came and formed a strong wind, blowing away the hats of the general and his party.