Marvel: I have a serious mental illness
Chapter 122: Heartthrob, little bitch
Watching Daredevil disappear into the night.
Frank shook his head. He felt that this was still not safe enough. Zhou Ran had saved his life.
Without his life-saving and perfect driving skills, there would be no Punisher as perfect as it is today.
That day was still fresh in Frank's memory. It was his first day as the Punisher. As a result, he was betrayed by his first partner and fell into the trap set by the gangsters. He almost died.
Frank was shot thirteen times that day. If he hadn't escaped with his extraordinary perseverance and physical fitness, he would have died right there.
The car he prepared in advance was tampered with by his partner, and it ran out of gas halfway through the run. If he hadn't happened to run into Zhou Ran, he would have been driven out by the gangsters, and there would be no Punisher in the world from now on!
The promise Frank made to Zhou Ran was absolutely not false. He really cared about that promise!
As for why Frank said that if Zhou Ran asked him to kill someone, he would kill Zhou Ran?
There is a reason for this.
After becoming the Punisher, Frank wandered around in crime every day, and now several generals died at his hands.
He killed two American generals alone!
The more people come into contact with crime, the more the punishers will understand. If a small person commits an evil crime, he will harm a dozen people. If a big person commits an evil crime, he will harm tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of people.
The higher Zhou Ran's status and reputation are, the more Frank is afraid of him, because once such a person is evil and commits a crime, the damage caused is simply unfathomable.
But now it seems that Jake is still the same Jake as before, and Frank lets go of his hanging heart.
Frank decided to make a call to that mean guy. He didn’t know what was going on with that guy?
Getting fucking bitchy!
Daredevil also wears tights, but he's not as mean as him!
This guy, ever since he put on a tights, a hood, and changed his name, he has transformed into a shape that Frank no longer recognizes!
Frank took a deep breath, he could already feel the bitchiness, and started to make a call.
After the call is connected.
A burst of extremely crazy screams and violent metal music poured into Frank's phone, causing his ears to hurt.
Frank frowned, did Wade go to the strip club again?
Frank twitched the corner of his mouth fiercely, took a deep breath, and roared extremely loudly: "Hey, Wade, where are you now?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, Baby, I think you may have found the wrong person. I'm not Wade, I'm Deadpool, I'm Deadpool, I'm Deadpool. I have to say important things three times. I'm a human being.
Love, flowers bloom, the most handsome deadpool in the world."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, beauty, I think you must be very lonely now!"
Inside a strip club in Hell's Kitchen.
Deadpool was wearing his iconic tights. He held the phone around his neck while thrusting forward with a regicide, and smiled as he chatted up the blonde who was walking towards him.
"Fuck! Get away from me, you pervert in a red tights, look at your damn outfit, you are such a damn poor guy!"
"Oh, beautiful little blonde, do you really not think about it at all? I can give you a fifty-dollar tip!"
"Go away! You're a pervert!"
The beautiful blonde stretched out her hand and put a big blow on Deadpool's hood, sniffed, her eyes were very contemptuous, she gave Deadpool a disdainful look, turned around and left without looking back.
After being rejected, Deadpool lay on the wall, facing the call from Frank, and began to cry loudly: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu don't live anymore, I don't live anymore, I really want to die! I now
It’s really uncomfortable, I want to perform a regicide thrust, I miss women so much!”
"Oh, actually you can be a man or not a woman. Frank, my dear little baby, can you let me perform a regicide thrust on you?"
Frank gritted his teeth and said: "Deadpool, you are so damn bitchy, I'm going to tear your stinky mouth apart! I'm going to put my pistol into your mouth and pull the trigger hard!"
"
After hearing this, Deadpool curled his lips and said unconcernedly, "Oh, dear Mr. Punisher, you really understand me so well, I just like your rough way!"
"Punisher, punish me severely! I really need you! It doesn't matter even if you perform a regicide thrust on me! I can accept you!"
"Come on, Baby!"
When Frank heard this, he took a deep breath, suppressed the anger in his heart, and said slowly: "Deadpool, I heard it just now. You were rejected for chatting with me! Some people ridiculed you and said you were a poor man. It seems that you are a poor man.
, Deadpool, your money has been spent again!”
"Otherwise, why would you use fifty dollars to flirt with and chat with a girl who takes off her clothes?
"Deadpool, I have a deal here, do you want to do it? The cost of hiring you is 2 million US dollars.
After hearing this, Deadpool smiled coquettishly and said: "Hehehe, oh, Punisher, you are really my good baby. I am indeed a little tight on money recently. It is really miserable. Now I can't even
I don’t have enough money to find a stripper, and I haven’t performed a regicide thrust in a long time.”
"Come on, as the world's number one mercenary, there is no mission that I, Deadpool, can't complete. I also particularly like those dangerous missions. Those dangerous missions can make my body so happy that it can fly! It's just
It’s like a regicide thrust!”
After Frank heard this, he couldn't help but be startled. He was indeed a bitch.
He said coldly: "Deadpool, I know your abilities. You are very powerful. It is difficult to judge the danger of this mission, but it is really important."
"Deadpool, I hope you don't do anything wrong. You have to poop and pee during the mission. Stop it!"
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "Tomorrow at 7:30 in the morning, there will be a black Mercedes-Benz at the door of the Stark Industrial Building, and I will be waiting for you in the car.
After hearing this, Deadpool cried loudly and said: "Don't worry, Brother Punisher, I, Deadpool, swear to God that I will complete the mission. If I fail to complete the mission, I will die!"
"Brother Punisher, you are so kind to me. I didn't expect you to still remember me. Two million US dollars. This is really not a small amount."
"Oh, I'm so excited now! By the way, Brother Punisher, can I make a request? Can this money be transferred in advance? I really want to... play with... women now!"
"I really didn't lie to you!"
When Frank heard this, he sneered and cursed: "How about I reward you with a few rockets? You probably haven't experienced such a way to die!"
After that, Frank hung up the phone.
Inside Hell's Kitchen.
In the chaotic strip club, violent metal music is boiling.
Deadpool left the wall where he had been lying, and a sliding shovel came to the center of the dance floor, and began to shake, twisting his body desperately.
With a "click", Deadpool held his head with both hands, twisted it hard, and turned his head to the back. He laughed and said: "Ahem, I'm a little too excited, you all showed up.
An illusion, it’s just a magic show!”
With another "click", Deadpool twisted his head back and said with a smile: "Hi, friends, my magic show is wonderful!"
There were screams at the scene, and the girls enthusiastically threw their clothes at Deadpool.
With a white photo on his head, Deadpool snatched the microphone from the singer's hand, kicked the singer off the stage, and cursed: "Oh, you bitch, what kind of song are you singing? Why?
It sounds so ugly? It’s like pouring shit into my head!”
"Now let you listen to the singing voice of my Deadpool."
"Oh, oh, oh... I am Deadpool, the Deadpool that everyone loves, the Deadpool that makes flowers bloom."
While Deadpool danced vigorously, he would thrust forward with a regicide from time to time and began to sing loudly.
His singing voice is very mean!
Just as cheap as his people!
"Shut up! It's so ugly!"
A violent voice sounded.
A bearded man suddenly stood up. He was shirtless and wearing a pair of blue jeans. He had very lush chest hair on his chest and a pair of huge... chest... muscles...
His eyes were as fierce and sharp as a wolf, staring at Deadpool.
Upon hearing this, Deadpool looked at the man, his eyes flashing with excitement.
Deadpool suddenly jumped off the stage, came to the feet of the bearded man with a slide, raised his head, laughed strangely, and said: "Oh, honey, why are you here? When did you get here? I didn't even look.
your turn!"
"Baby, I have been looking for you for a long time! Do you know? Do you know why I am looking for you? Because I want to die! Come on, kill me! Kill me with your sharp claws!"
After hearing this, the man frowned, looked at Deadpool, and asked: "Do you know me? Who am I? Who am I?"
Deadpool blinked after hearing this, smiled cheaply, and said: "You? What's your name? Huh? Why did you lose your memory again?"
"Okay, let the great Deadpool tell you, sir, your name is Doug. You have been weak and bullied since you were a child! You have an older brother, his name is Pig. He is very strong. He is very strong.
You are very bad, I have been bullying you!"
"Mr. Doug, although I don't know why you lost your memory this time, it is definitely related to Mr. Pig!"
After hearing this, the man's eyes were a little confused. He lowered his head and kept repeating in a low voice: "I am Doug, my brother is Pige, I, I, I am weak, dog, pig, dog, pig..."
After repeating this for a few minutes, the man's eyes suddenly widened. He looked at Deadpool angrily and said, "You lied to me? I'm not a dog, and my brother is not a pig. You bastard, how dare you lie to me!"
"I'm going to make you pay!"
As the man became more and more angry, metal-like claws grew on his hands. He looked at Deadpool and shouted angrily: "Asshole, I'm going to kill you!"
After hearing this, Deadpool smiled and urged: "Come on, Mr. Doug, come on, kill me! Come on, come on..."
The man raised his extremely sharp metal claw and plunged it into Deadpool's chest!
A smile appeared on the corner of Deadpool's mouth. He was extremely excited and said loudly: "Come on, come on, kill me! It's really deadly!"
After the man heard this, the metal claw in his hand pierced Deadpool's body again and again. His attack method was like a hungry wolf.
Deadpool remained unmoved and did not resist. He shouted loudly: "It hurts, it hurts!"
Then, the scars on the body disappeared little by little.
When the man inserted the metal claw in his hand into Deadpool's body countless times, Deadpool smiled and said humbly: "Oh, I'm so disappointed! It seems that Mr. Doug, you are the killer."
You can't help me anymore. This is really a pity, I thought you could kill me?"
"Now, it's my turn!"
Having said that, Deadpool took out the two long knives made of carbonated alloy from his back that he had been carrying. These are also his signature weapons, carbonated steel knives!
After making an X sign on his chest, Deadpool swung two handsome knives and plunged the carbon steel knife straight into Wolverine's body.
Wolverine Logan felt great pain and screamed, and the sharp claws made of Adamantium alloy in his hands were fiercely inserted into Deadpool's body.
The two of them were like this, you hit me, you hit me, you hit me, there was no defensive posture at all.
Both Wolverine and Deadpool are attacking without reservation. This kind of fist-to-flesh and knife-to-blood approach is rare!
Very rare, very attractive and very enjoyable!
There were extremely loud screams in the strip club. After alcohol anesthetized their nerves and drugs anesthetized their nerves, these guests forgot their fear and forgot that what these two people did was inhuman!
They started cheering loudly.
After inserting weapons into each other's bodies dozens of times, both Wolverine and Deadpool were unscathed. Both of them have powerful self-healing factors in their bodies.
Their self-healing ability is very strong, and the fresh wounds will heal instantly.
Seeing this, Wolverine frowned at Deadpool and asked, "How come you have the same power as me? This kind of self-healing power should, this power should be unique to me!
"
"What is our relationship? Can you tell me the real answer? I need to know who I am! Where do I come from? Where am I going? This is important to me!"
Deadpool stretched out his hand, raised his head, and said humbly: "Doug, you are still as strong as before, have you forgotten the relationship between us?
"We are very, very good friends!"
Wolverine looked at Deadpool in his arms and felt a burst of pain. He fell to the ground, and the toxin on the carbon steel knife that inhibited his self-healing factor took effect!
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