Marvel: I have a serious mental illness
Chapter 147: Wolverine Uncaged
Zhou Ran's expression was now very horrified. He had never seen such a strong vitality as Deadpool. This kind of vitality was really incredible.
Even the invincible Xiaoqiang would kneel on the ground and kowtow several times when he saw Deadpool, and shout out his ancestors very piously.
Deadpool's self-healing ability really surprised Zhou Ran, and he was truly amazing!
Even if Deadpool only has one head left or his whole body turns into a pile of scum, it is much better than the current situation with only one mouth left.
With only one mouth left, Deadpool can still speak and think, and most importantly, he can still make that unique, mean voice.
This extremely weird behavior is really hard to imagine if you haven't seen it with your own eyes.
This is no longer something that carbon-based organisms can do. This self-healing ability is really too powerful, so powerful that it is abnormal, and it feels a bit unreal.
"Oh, you know what? I feel really bad. I was deceived. I thought that the mage was really capable of killing me, but he deceived me."
"Oh, Fuck! I'm so sad, so sad! It's like when you are eating hamburgers and the boss tells you that what we sell here are pure beef burgers, large quantities and affordable, you are full of expectations and
Very happy.”
"But when you take your first bite, you will find that this is not pure beef at all, but a bunch of synthetically processed low-quality minced meat, and these meats are not even beef scraps. At that moment you will feel
Feeling unhappy and angry.”
"You just want to shoot the burger seller and make his head explode like a watermelon!"
"Hey, Boy, do you know? What will I do when my kidneys are weak? I will use a sharp knife to take out my weak kidney, and then a perfect kidney will grow.
"
"I can still sell the deflated kidney for money. As you know, the organ market is very promising. There are many people buying organs. In the dark web of the underground world, there is a huge organization that sells organs.
They take in poor abandoned babies, raise them up, and then sell their organs."
"Oh, they call it the golden apple that can make people live forever..."
"I ruined a lot of their deals, but there were still a lot of deals. Then I just looked away. I'm not a God. How could I kill all the bad guys?"
"Besides, when God created humans, he also created bad people. I think bad people should also have the meaning and value of their existence."
"..."
"..."
Zhou Ran looked at the Deadpool's mouth on the palm of his hand, which was still chattering and complaining, and listened to the extremely bloody, cruel and dark story.
"Ahem..."
Zhou Ran couldn't help frowning and coughed lightly.
Then he reached out and pushed up his glasses gently, and promised with an extremely serious expression: "Deadpool, I will send all the bad guys you mentioned to where they belong. Such people are no longer human, they are demons.
, they deserve to die!”
"I will judge them!"
Upon hearing this, Deadpool sneered and said something very philosophical: "Oh, Fuck! There is no death penalty in New York. No matter how serious a crime you commit or how serious an evil you commit, the result of the trial will be indefinite!"
"This is the damn sacred constitution. Even if you become the mayor of New York City, you can't change this. Those city councilors and capitalists will never allow the death penalty. Their butts are not clean."
"Oh, this kind of thing can only be endured silently. There is no way to change it. No matter how strong a person is, he can never be the enemy of the whole world! What's more, everything has its own meaning of existence, and these evils also have their own meaning.
The reason for their existence is that the world needs them!"
"Justice and evil, light and darkness, are always opposites. Positive and negative are conserved. If one darkness is erased, the next darkness will appear. So it's not that those politicians don't do it, they know this very well.
"
"Think about it, does a well-fed person eat more, or a person who has never eaten before eat more?"
"Darkness cannot drive away impurity, it can only be restricted by various means!"
When Zhou Ran heard this, he clenched his fists fiercely and said righteously: "Good is good, evil is evil, justice is justice, light is light, and darkness is darkness!"
"I will deal with those scum sooner or later! Let them be judged!"
After hearing this, Deadpool laughed and said: "Hahaha, you bastard, you won't believe it! How can that kind of organization exist? Of course that kind of anti-human organization was destroyed immediately!
"
"Hahaha, you idiot, you are so stupid! How can there be such a stupid person like you in the world? Hahaha, you idiot, you just believe whatever I say, you are really just like a blank piece of paper
!”
"Shabi, Shabi, Shabi..."
"..."
After listening to the mean and dirty words, Zhou Ran was silent for a few seconds, took a deep breath, showed a smile at the corner of his mouth, threw Deadpool's mouth to the ground, and then faced Deadpool
His mouth was kicked hard.
"Oh! Fuck! You damn guy, how dare you step on me! Pick me up quickly, I don't want to come into contact with that dirty ground!"
Zhou Ran smiled and kicked him again.
"Fuck U, you disgusting bedbug pervert, you stepped on me. When I, Deadpool, recover, I will crush your basket to pieces! I'll beat you up!"
"..."
"..."
Deadpool's mouth was covered with mud and he was cursing crazily.
Zhou Ran shook his head and ignored it. He picked up Deadpool's sword from the ground and hung it on his waist.
Then he carried the unconscious superheroes to one side one by one, and put the super villains down on the other side.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Zhou Ran frowned, the current situation seems a bit difficult to handle!
There is no Internet here, and the police cannot be contacted. Now there are not only superheroes and super villains, but also ordinary people who have fainted. They look not in the right state and are in desperate need of treatment and ambulances.
How to deal with the current situation?
The nearest hospital here is five or six blocks away, about seven or eight kilometers away, which is a problem.
By the time the police know what happened here, and by the time the doctor comes, I'm afraid the day lilies will be cold.
It seemed that he still had to find a car, leave the area where the signal was blocked, and then contact the police and the hospital. Zhou Ran nodded and began to search for the car.
Of course, Zhou Ran did not forget about Deadpool, whom he had just thrown to the ground. He took Deadpool with him and started looking for the car together.
"Oh, I suddenly remembered something! A huge thing!"
Deadpool seemed to remember something, broke the quiet atmosphere, and suddenly preached extremely loudly.
Zhou Ran heard this and asked curiously: "Deadpool, what did you remember?"
Deadpool coughed lightly and slowly said: "This is indeed a big deal. I think something is wrong with you. There is something wrong with you. Look at all the people around here who are injured and fainted on the ground. No.
Save personnel."
"Even Luke Cage's indestructible body is lying on the ground right now, but you are fine?"
"Don't you think all this is abnormal? The most important thing is that even a person like me, who has such a strong self-healing ability, now only has one mouth left, but you are intact, without any injuries, and can be free.
action."
"So, I dare to say that there is definitely something wrong with you! There is a secret! It seems that I have underestimated you and underestimated you!"
After Zhou Ran heard this, he was stunned, frowned, and had a very complicated expression on his face, and slowly said: "So, you mean, what the mage said just now is true!"
"He really saw the future. I really am a demon who destroys the world. My true body is the Fire Demon King of Hell, Valcruz!"
Deadpool laughed loudly and said with great disdain: "Hahaha, you don't really think of him as a mage, do you? He just dresses like a mage, but in fact that bastard is a liar and a complete liar.
fraud."
"Did you know? I smelled the smell of incendiary bombs in his fireball technique, and those moves that seemed like magic were actually lasers."
"So, he is definitely not a mage, but his illusion that can change the environment is still great and spectacular. Although I don't know how he does it, it is definitely not a magic!"
"Although I have never seen a spell, the spell is definitely not like that."
Zhou Ran shook his head, let out a long sigh, and said: "Then I don't know. I don't know why I can live without being hurt. There is a high probability that it is because I, Zhou Ranfu, am blessed with enough luck."
Be lucky!”
"There will always be many lucky people in this world, maybe I am one of them!"
Deadpool smiled and said: "Hey, brother, that's definitely not the case. I guess you are probably a mutant, a very powerful mutant."
"There are many mutants like this. They are just like ordinary people, but they have incredible abilities in their bodies. They will not appear unless they are in danger."
"When you encounter danger, you will appear. This is a power that has always been hidden."
Zhou Ran felt a little excited when he heard this, but still maintained a calm expression on his face. He nodded gently and said, "A mutant? Deadpool may really have this possibility."
"After this matter is resolved, I will go to Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters and ask Professor Charles to take a look at me and give me a good physical examination."
When Deadpool heard this, he smiled cheaply and said, "Hey, brother, do you want to experience the feeling of awakening power?"
Zhou Ran nodded, smiled and asked: "Deadpool, do you have any good ideas?"
Deadpool coughed lightly and complained: "Well, I don't have any good ideas, but I think as long as you are in danger, you should be able to activate your abilities. Many mutants activate themselves in this way.
Ability, they awakened their power between life and death."
"I have been wandering in the torment and torture of life and death, and then I awakened my self-healing ability. This is a very good method. In that extremely disgusting place, many people awakened their ability."
"Of course, more people still died, and the death was very horrific. For example, your ability is fire, but in the end you were burned to death by your own out-of-control flames."
"Well, the ability will definitely awaken between life and death. It is a kind of hope revealed in despair, just like riding a fast roller coaster, from heaven to hell, and from hell to heaven."
"It's like you have lost all the drops and are very weak, and then you force yourself to take out hundreds of drops, feeling pain and happiness, happiness and pain."
Zhou Ran nodded and said: "What you said makes sense. There is great terror between life and death. That great terror will stimulate various hormones secreted in the body and also stimulate some ancient genes inside the body."
Zhou Ran glanced at Deadpool and asked very curiously: "Deadpool, I have a question that I would like to ask you. Well, just like your current situation, how long does it usually take to recover?"
Deadpool sighed and complained very sadly: "Oh, it usually takes me three days to recover from this kind of injury. Alas, this is really a very painful feeling."
"Obviously we were just a little bit closer to death! But we couldn't die. This kind of pain is really unspeakable."
Zhou Ran heard this, coughed slightly, and asked: "Ahem...that Deadpool, I'm curious about how you do this? Is it really just a simple self-healing ability?"
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "It seems that it cannot be done to this extent simply by relying on self-healing ability!"
"You only have one mouth left now, but you can still talk with this mouth. This is really unconventional and full of a sense of fantasy, like a dream."
"The ability of human language also requires the use of the brain to organize and output. But you don't have a brain at all, and you can still do this. It's amazing."
"Oh, is this because your soul is still alive and your brain waves are still alive?"
Deadpool closed his mouth and was silent for a few seconds, then slowly said: "Soul? Your statement is really strange. It makes a little sense. I have already found the next way to commit suicide, and that is to kill
My soul, destroy my brainwaves!"
"However, I can confirm that I am not talking to you with my soul now. The person talking to you is Deadpool, not Deadpool's soul."
After hearing this, Zhou Ran blinked, picked up Deadpool's mouth with his hand, flicked it, and said with emotion: "So, Deadpool, is your mouth your true body? As long as your mouth is still there
, you won’t die?”
Deadpool opened his mouth, exposed his teeth, and threatened: "Damn it! Let me go! Don't touch my noble mouth with your dirty pig's hooves, or I'll bite off your fingers!"
"
Zhou Ran smiled and stretched out his finger to continue playing, but suddenly stopped.
"Roar……"
There was an extremely terrifying roar, a roar like a wild beast!
Deadpool laughed and said: "Oh no, this is Wolverine's voice. There's something wrong with his scream. He's very angry. If you want to live, run away!"
After hearing this, Zhou Ran let out a long sigh, picked up the two swords at his waist, made an X on his chest, and said seriously: "It's too late, he's here, something's wrong with him."
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