Marvel: I have a serious mental illness

Hear Shakya's words.

Little King Kong curled his lips slightly and said: "Sakyamuni, what you said is as if you didn't say it. Compared with destroying the world, the previous ones are troublesome, right?"

"Phew, I really hate trouble!"

Sakyamuni smiled and said: "Little King Kong, I can use the future vision to help you see where [Daimao] will be refreshed?"

Little King Kong shook his head, stretched out his hand to pick his nose, and said: "What I hate more than the trouble is the spoilers! Don't spoil it, it will be boring if you spoil it."

…

In the Rolls-Royce, Zhou Ran turned on the morning news as usual.

"Welcome to listen to today's latest news!"

"Hello, good morning! I'm your big-mouthed Harlan, and I'm your good friend Barty."

"Hahaha, friends, there is a lot of heavyweight news today. You must listen carefully."

"This news is really something I have never seen before. It was released by the United Nations Headquarters. The news is very exciting. My compatriots on the earth, we were lucky to escape. Yesterday, an asteroid was suspected to hit the earth. Many people around the world

A huge earthquake occurs in the seismic zone, and a huge tsunami suddenly occurs in the four oceans.”

"Fortunately, the earthquake and tsunami only lasted for one minute. According to the post-disaster investigation, only Japan suffered heavy losses, with half of its coastal cities submerged, 12,000 dead and 75,000 missing!"

"Oh, my God! This is really bad news. It almost destroyed the earth."

"No, Barty, I think this is good news. This is a divine punishment. Don't forget what happened at Pearl Harbor. It would be better if there were two more earthquakes and tsunamis like this. By the way, didn't we say that three nuclear bombs were dropped?

Why did only two of them explode? It’s an insult to the one that didn’t explode, fair enough!”

"Oh, Harlan, you damn big mouth, be careful what you say and don't mix your personal emotions with it. I don't think you want this month's salary!"

"Sorry, Buddy, my salary for this month has been deducted, and I don't make money from this. Broadcasting news is just my hobby and my side job."

"Ahem, brother, what I mean is that if you act like this, my salary will be deducted..."

"Okay then! Let's get back to the topic and report the next news. Yesterday morning, Stark Industries held a smartphone conference in Times Square, New York. This is a very big news."

"Yes, according to the reaction of the audience, everyone wants to buy a smartphone. I dare to say that the future era must belong to smartphones."

"Thank you Mr. Jake for creating a new era for us."

"A massive shooting occurred near the Empire State Building. According to the New York Police Department's report, a total of ten people died on the spot."

"Ahem, that's just the report of the New York Police Department. Personally, I believe them, but according to a detective friend of mine, a lot of people died at the scene, and a large number of incendiary bombs were also found that did not detonate. These burning

The bomb's yield could blow a city block into the sky."

"Harlan, you are such a big talker. It seems that these are not things we can say..."

"Oh, I'm so sorry. Friends in the audience just think I fart. Harlan, my big mouth, likes to fart the most."

"Hahaha, yes, you like farting the most!"

"Back to the topic, a big thing happened yesterday, which was about the Stark Industries Building. According to the reaction of well-known Wall Street financial tycoons, some people used retail investors to plunder Stark Industries' stocks in large quantities, which caused quite a sensation."

"Oh, what kind of sensation is it?"

"Experts in the financial field believe that this person wants to short the shares of Stark Industries. Experts recommend selling the shares of Stark Industries as soon as possible. There is going to be a fall soon, or a very rapid fall."

"Oh, this is the biggest joke I've ever heard in my life. If Stark Industries' stock price drops, I, Barty, will stand on my head and eat the air!"

"Barty, I remember what you said. From today on, I will pay attention to Stark Industries' stock. As long as it drops, I will personally support you!"

"Ahem, we are a professional morning news, can we be more serious? Next article, an 8-year-old child in the suburbs of New York said he saw a flying alien. The alien was wearing a black tights and a red cape.

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"By the way, there is an alien association in New York. People in the association all think they are aliens. Last month, they said they finally contacted the headquarters and that the headquarters would send aliens to take them home."

"Harlan, you know so much!"

"Next news, another major murder occurred in Hell's Kitchen. An eyewitness said that he heard extremely miserable wails, and the sound came from the villa next door. Then he secretly went out to take a look and found that the yard of the villa next door was covered with debris.

The corpse, the state of death is very horrific!”

"When I heard the news, I was very angry. I want to condemn the New York Police Department. Why do murders keep happening in Hell's Kitchen? Are the people who die in Hell's Kitchen not human beings? We are a human rights society!"

"Barty, don't be angry, who called it Hell's Kitchen? If you want to solve the problem of Hell's Kitchen, you must first solve one person, and that person is Kingpin, the Emperor of the Underworld!"

"Harlan, are you trying to kill me? What if he comes to us at night if you mention this name?"

"Kingpin is the emperor of the underground world, how can he have time to take care of us two? Barty, you think too highly of us!"

"..."

"..."

Listening to the morning news, Zhou Ran had a very happy smile on his face.

Harlan and Barty are two guys who really shouldn't be speaking on the morning news. They're better suited for talk shows.

These two guys talked about the news like they were talking about cross talk, one making fun of the other.

Zhou Ran always felt that these two guys did not graduate from the journalism department of New York University, but from the cross talk major of Deyun Society.

It's hard not to laugh as this baggage comes one after another.

As for the Kingpin the two mentioned?

This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! He will take care of it sooner or later. When Tony develops a new steel suit, Kingpin will die!

"Ding! Ding! Ding..."

A rapid ringing sound rang.

Zhou Ran answered the phone, and Tony Stark's deep voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Jake, are you on your way to the company?"

"Well, Tony, I'm on my way to the company. I'll be there in fifteen minutes."

"Jake, you don't need to come to the company. You can go directly to the press conference! I'm going to hold a press conference in Times Square and I want to announce a big event."

"Okay, Tony, I'll go directly to Times Square and see you later."

"Dududu..."

Listening to the busy tone on the phone, Zhou Ran took a deep breath and said softly: "It seems that Tony is going to close the weapons department of Stark Industries, and then New York will be turned upside down."

"What follows is the era of Iron Man, the era of superheroes."

"Tony has now developed the Ark reactor, and the next step is to develop the steel suit."

"But the plot direction of Tony's future has changed slightly. Obadiah has been sent to the police station by me, which means that the Iron Overlord will not appear..."

Zhou Ran paused and continued: "If it were in the past, I would definitely be worried, but now the direction of the plot is no longer important to me."

"As long as I complete Clark's trial mission, I can become Superman. In this world without kryptonite, Superman is invincible!"

"I already have invincible capital, so there is no need to worry too much about the direction of the plot."

"Of course, I can't live up to the power of Superman. I can't become that cruel ancestor. I want to become a superhero."

…

Half an hour later.

new work time.

Zhou Ran drove to the press conference site, which was already crowded with reporters.

The number of times Tony Stark took the initiative to hold press conferences was extremely rare and could only be counted on one hand.

As soon as they heard the news, reporters all over New York were excited, and reporters from large and small media all rushed over.

No need to think about it, there will definitely be breaking news.

As soon as Zhou Ran got out of the car, reporters surrounded him with guns and cannons.

"Mr. Jake, do you know why Mr. Stark called for a press conference?"

"Mr. Jake, do you have any inside information? Can you tell me?"

"Mr. Jake, will you speak at today's press conference?"

"Mr. Jake, someone saw you going to the New York Police Department yesterday. Is it something serious?"

"Mr. Jake, have you always been single because you don't like women and you like men?"

"Mr. Jake, you don't like women, you are being racist!"

"..."

"..."

Listen to the series of questions.

Zhou Ran suddenly felt like his head was pounding. He took a deep breath, waved, and walked into the empty VIP channel under the escort of two security personnel.

The reporters in the VIP channel obviously understood etiquette and had no questions. They simply took a few photos of Zhou Ran walking.

Because these few photos are enough for them to make up many interesting stories. This is what professional journalists are.

Go through the VIP channel and at the door of the lobby.

Zhou Ran saw Tony Stark waiting for him with a plaster on his arm.

Tony smiled and said, "Jake, you're here."

Zhou Ran pointed at Tony's casted arm and smiled: "Hahaha, Tony, those reporters outside must have gone crazy when they saw the cast on your hand."

"They must be extremely curious about what happened to you."

Tony nodded and said: "If Happy didn't protect me, I would probably be torn apart by them. It's really crazy."

Zhou Ran smiled and said: "Tony, how are you resting? Have you gone to the hospital? Your injury is not serious."

"I met a very powerful doctor yesterday, Strange. He is the ace of St. Francis Hospital."

"Proficient in all kinds of surgical operations, his skillful hands have snatched countless people from Satan's hands."

Tony smiled and said, "My health is generally fine. Ethan and I had a pool party yesterday."

"But there are still a few shrapnel in my heart that cannot be removed. You can ask him to come and take a look."

"Jake, aren't you curious at all about why I held a press conference?"

Zhou Ran reached out and patted Tony Stark on the shoulder, smiling: "Tony, I will always be on your side."

"Besides, you are the boss and I am an employee. Whatever the boss says is whatever it is. Why am I, an employee, asking so many questions?"

Listen to Zhou Ran's words.

Tony was startled for a moment, took a deep breath, and said seriously: "Let's go, Jake, the press conference can begin now, I'm going to go on stage to speak!"

Zhou Ran followed Tony Stark and entered the hall.

Tony Stark walked to the podium with a heavy heart.

Zhou Ran found Pepper Potts in the crowd, and Potts looked very angry.

Seeing Zhou Ran, Botz took a deep breath, his chest rose and fell, and complained: "Jake, I'm really going crazy, Tony Stark is really such a bastard, it's too much!"

"I really can't stand him anymore. I don't want to see him again!"

Zhou Ran pushed up his glasses and asked curiously: "What's wrong, Boz? What did Tony do to make you so angry that you started calling him by his full name?"

Boz gritted his teeth and said angrily: "He just came back yesterday. I learned about the kidnapping from his mouth, and I saw that he was injured."

"I persuaded him to go to the hospital, but he refused and held a pool party!"

"Okay, I can understand it. After all, he just experienced something uncomfortable and wants to find Qun Bichi to relieve himself and release himself."

"This morning, I persuaded him to go to the hospital again, but he still refused to go and insisted on holding a press conference."

"Jake, how can there be a person like him? He definitely doesn't care about his own life! Oh, I'm really going crazy!"

"Then, I tried to persuade him a few more times, but he was still angry with me. His face immediately turned black and he put a plaster on himself."

"Who does he think he is? Is he a doctor? He dares to put a plaster on himself!"

"Oh, I'm really going to explode!"

Although Bozi was very angry, he still paid attention when he spoke and spoke very quietly so that only Zhou Ran could hear him.

After listening to Boz's complaint.

Zhou Ran smiled and comforted: "Don't be angry, Boz, you have to try to understand Tony."

"Did Tony tell you who planned the kidnapping?"

Boz nodded and said, "He said it was Obadiah! Obadiah is a beast, how could he do such a thing?"

"Tony has always regarded him as his uncle!"

Zhou Ran let out a long sigh, reached out and patted Bozi on the shoulder, and said slowly: "Oh, Bozi, that was not a kidnapping, that was an assassination!"

"It was only during the assassination that the group of terrorists knew Tony's identity, and it turned into a kidnapping."

"Tony is really sad now that he was betrayed by someone he once trusted and his only relative."

"At this time, Boz, you have to come along and accompany him."

"By the way, Boz has some good news for you. I found a very famous doctor for Tony, and Tony has agreed to receive treatment."

After hearing this, Boz frowned, gritted his teeth, and said angrily: "Jake, I'm even more angry now."

"Tony Stark, this bastard, he listens to you but not to me."

"I don't understand, I really can't understand!"

"Jake, are you two really having an affair?"

When Zhou Ran heard this, he laughed sarcastically and explained: "Hahaha, don't misunderstand that Boz, don't be jealous, this is just a coincidence."

"My sexual orientation is normal. I only like women. I swear to God, there is really nothing between me and Tony."

"I can never fall in love with a man in my life, and I can't even fall in love with Tony Stark."