Marvel: I have a serious mental illness

In an adult convenience store.

Black Widow Natasha took off her red high heels, revealing a pair of feet as white as jade, so white that even the capillaries under the skin could be seen clearly, and her toenails were painted with red nail polish.

This is truly a woman who is sexy to the core, full of temptation.

If someone wants to drink her bath water, you can try to understand it.

I understand, but after Black Widow's kick, the person who wants to drink the bathwater probably won't survive.

Natasha stretched out her hand and rubbed her slightly blue ankle, then gave it a hard squeeze.

With a "click", she pushed back the sprained foot just now.

This woman is really ruthless. Don't be fooled by her beautiful and sexy appearance. She is a senior female agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., the Black Widow.

Natasha took a deep breath, calmed down her mood, and her eyes were extremely solemn.

She put her hand into her arms, fumbled for a while, took out a button, reached out and pressed it three times, and sent out a communication request.

Hidden on an aircraft carrier high in the sky.

In S.H.I.E.L.D.

Inside the director's office.

Nick Fury, who had been reading Time Magazine all day, had already turned his eyes to red-eyed black braised eggs. The director, who had received the communication request from Black Widow Natasha, slapped Time Magazine hard on the table.

!

He yelled "Fuck!" with great anger.

This damn Black Widow actually made a fucking $100 million! She’s still hiding it and doesn’t know how to hand it over!

Damn it! She really doesn’t have any basic qualities of an agent!

Nick Fury has a dark face. I'm sorry that I really can't tell that he has a dark face, because he is already very dark.

Nick Fury took a deep breath, calmed down, answered Black Widow's communication request, and directly reprimanded: "Black Widow, didn't I already tell you? During the month of lurking,

Don’t use communication equipment casually! We only use Morse code to communicate with each other!”

"And don't take the initiative to contact me easily. You can be easily exposed like this!"

"If you can apply for communication, then I must have discovered some important news!"

Natasha nodded, took a deep breath, and said seriously: "Director Nick, I do have a relatively important discovery, but I need you to confirm it first!"

Nick Fury suddenly opened his remaining eye and asked hurriedly: "Black Widow, you mean that Jake Zhou and the Joker are the same person? Have you found the commonality between the two of them?"

Natasha coughed slightly and said, "Sorry, it's not this discovery, but my discovery is more important than the discovery the director just mentioned!"

Nick Fury was startled when he heard this, and his eyebrows were all knitted together.

Discovery? Bigger discovery?

What discovery could be more significant than confirming that Jake Zhou is the Joker?

Could it be that Black Widow discovered Hydra?

Nick Fury's only remaining one eye burst out with murderous intent, with an expression that contained pearls of wisdom, and he asked in an extremely cold voice: "Black Widow, have you discovered Hydra?"

Natasha just felt that there was no way to talk to this black braised director. Please, director, can you wait for me to say something?

Natasha sighed helplessly and said: "Director Nick, I have something to ask you! Wait until I finish speaking, okay?"

Nick Fury nodded and said: "ok!"

Natasha calmed down, but still asked nervously: "Director Nick, what are 16, 17 and 18 Blake Street in Queens, New York City?"

Nick Fury frowned, lowered his head and thought for a moment before giving the answer: "No. 16 Black Street is a jewelry store owned by a British person, No. 17 Black Street is a bakery owned by a Frenchman, and No. 18 Black Street is a jewelry store owned by a British man.

An ice cream shop owned by a German!”

After hearing this, Natasha looked serious, her eyes solemn, and asked again: "Director, are you sure?"

Nick Fury nodded with great confidence, chuckled, and replied: "Sure! I can remember that the stores in the United States are not opened by Americans! Why are the three bosses all spies? What big thing are they going to do? Compared with the Joker

Is there something big and scary going on? Or are they all super criminals?"

Natasha shook her head and said quietly: "Mr. Director, I went to Blake Street today. No. 16 is not a jewelry store but a bar! No. 17 is not a bakery but a martial arts gym! No. 18 is not an ice cream shop but an ice cream shop.

Sichuan restaurant!”

"And I just bought baguettes from that bakery last month! It's an old shop that has been open for sixty years! A shop with a heritage like this will never move! So, Director, this is

It must be a major discovery!"

After hearing Black Widow's words, Nick Fury's pupils shrank suddenly, his face full of shock. He took two deep breaths and said: "Black Widow, this is indeed a shocking discovery, because Coulson was on duty this morning.

At that time, I passed by there and bought a baguette from that bakery! And he also ate two pieces of original cream ice cream!"

"Right now, there is a leftover baguette on my table that Colson brought to me. The wrapper of the baguette also has the address written on it, 17 Blake Street, Queens!"

"Damn! Mother Fcuk! This is really an extremely important discovery!"

"This matter is more serious than the clown! There must be someone with superpowers involved!"

"Be careful, if you feel in danger, exit quickly!"

"By the way, I saw in Time Magazine that you made 100 million U.S. dollars! You should hand over 90 million U.S. dollars! The director will find you some powerful foreign aid! Black Widow, you must know that money must be

You have to live before you can spend it! And, as the director, I have the power to seal all your account funds!"

"Well, it's settled Black Widow, I will transfer 90 million US dollars from your account right now!"

"Du! Du! Du! Du..."

Natasha listened to the "beep" sound coming from the communicator, took a deep breath, and cursed: "Damn it! Black braised eggs! Fuck!"

She was very angry. This hundred million dollars was earned by her black widow skills!

I ordered 90% of this black braised egg, it’s so dark!

His heart was so dark that it was almost the same color as his face!

But there’s nothing she can do with the black braised eggs!

Who said she was just a senior agent of SHIELD, while Hei Lu Dan was the director of SHIELD?

It’s really like being a senior official and crushing people to death!

Natasha sighed helplessly, with very sad eyes, and then picked out a few packs of ultra-thin, breathable and anti-leakage towels in the adult convenience store!

Damn it, I have to go back and continue acting!

This is so difficult!

Phew, I have to pretend to be weak these days!

Well, I also need to drink more brown sugar water. I heard that women in China do this.

Natasha carried her scarf and high heels in one hand, held up an umbrella in the other, and walked towards Zhou Ran's villa.

The white and slender jade feet walking in the muddy water add to the artistic conception.

…

S.H.I.E.L.D.

Nick Fury slumped in the chair, closed his only remaining eye, and tapped the table gently with his hand.

He is thinking about which foreign aid he should find!