Marvel: I have a serious mental illness

The young police officer raised his head and blinked his confused eyes. Then, he slowly raised one hand above his head, then slowly released it, and said with a smile: "Oh, oh, oh, I think, here.

It would be quite interesting to set off some fireworks."

"It's just a pity that George Stacey is still here, otherwise, every one of the guys here would have to say hello to Satan."

"Alas, there is no way, who makes Jake want to witness the happiness between her daughter and Peter Parker?"

The clown Zhou Ran raised his eyebrows, sighed, and couldn't help but sigh.

That's right, this young police officer is none other than Zhou Ran, the clown who infiltrated the New York Police Department.

As for why he was able to sneak in here?

Isn't it a very simple thing for the clown to sneak in here?

Because, as long as the clown wants to do something, it will definitely succeed.

Sneaking into the police station was too easy for him, not difficult at all.

Well, he just met a young policeman on the street, then knocked him down and pretended to be the young policeman.

With this face, the clown Zhou Ran easily sneaked into the police station, and then in the bathroom, he knocked out the young policeman responsible for cleaning the command center with a knife, and hid him in a place that absolutely no one could think of.<

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After that, the clown can enter and exit the command center openly.

What?

Why do you think there are police officers cleaning the command center when New York is so chaotic?

The reason is very simple. No matter where you are or what department you are in, there will always be a few idle people who will never be needed.

Some of these idlers are high-ranking officials and nobles, while others are simply lay people who only want to be ruined.

This is true for national conditions all over the world.

No matter which country you are in, there will be a large number of such jobs used to place idle people, in order to achieve the purpose of reducing the density of the unemployed population and at the same time alleviate the saturated job market.

On the other hand, the fact that military leaders are coming to the command center is not a secret to the internal staff of the police station.

After all, New York is in such chaos that one police department alone can no longer solve it.

Therefore, it is necessary for the command center to be properly cleaned to receive leaders.

The clown was absentmindedly cleaning the dust on the ground because he couldn't set off a firework in the New York Police Department, which made him feel a little lost and unhappy.

It also reminded him of those happy times in Gotham.

In Gotham, he had set off fireworks in the police station many times, scaring the police officers into trembling.

The police chief of Gotham City was like a dog in front of him, extremely humble. He could only lie at his feet, lick his shoes, and beg him not to harm Gotham again.

"I can't go back... I can never go back... I hate it a little bit, but I also like it a little bit. It's really a strange feeling..." The clown Zhou Ran sighed and took a look inside the New York Police Department.

He murmured in a low voice.

At the same time, there was another place in his heart that was not as good as Gotham in New York, and another reason to dislike New York.

Clown Zhou Ran shook his head and slowly walked out of the command center.

As an idle member of the entire department, no one would particularly care about his behavior and actions.

He walks freely through the New York Police Department.

When meeting colleagues, they will say hello with a smile to express their concern.

"Hey, Bader, you look really serious today, you look more majestic than Director George."

"Hmph, Ness, do you think everyone comes to the police station to hang around like you? I'm not a lazy dog ​​like you. I always remember my responsibilities. I was admitted to the police station to protect everyone's safety.

of."

"Hey, Johnny, have you had breakfast? I have some chocolate here. I'm very hungry. I feel like you've lost weight today. You need to eat more..."

"Go away, Ness, you moron! Stay away from me, I'll get angry when I see you! Are you worthy of the police uniform you're wearing? What kind of chaos is New York today? Do you still have the heart to ask about breakfast?

Question?"

"Hi, Anna, you look so beautiful today. I really like this serious and cold look. It reminds me of my first love!"

"Well, Ness, can you be normal? Although you are handsome, I hate your character! I really don't know why you got into the police station? If you just want to be lazy, aren't there many places to choose from? If

If you can correct your shortcomings, I might consider dating you... But not today. Today is really ridiculous. I never thought that New York would have such a horrible day..."

"Oh, Daisy, I declare that you are the most beautiful policewoman in the entire police station! Praise the great God for creating a woman as beautiful as you. I am fascinated by you... Oh, my God, why is there a smell of jasmine in the air?

The smell? Daisy, this must be your body fragrance, right... I want to have a love affair with you..."

"Nas, you are really a bit exaggerated... How many women have you said this to? Bah, this is really too greasy, greasier than the barbecue I ate yesterday! I admit that you have really impressed me.

But I don’t like frivolous people. Ness, if you want to get me, you still need to correct your shortcomings... If you can become a real policeman, I will give priority to you..."

"Hi, Winnie, I found that you are prettier than Daisy and Anna combined, especially your figure, which is really great, even better than the cover model... If you were not a policeman, you would definitely become a Hollywood star

superstar."

"Oh, Ness, it was the first time I discovered that you were so good at talking, but you said these words a little too late... I did like you very much in the past, but now I have become David's wife... I really can't

Hurt David, but once or twice, David won't know. David is on a business trip next Saturday, are you okay? If you are okay, you can come to my house, my tea is delicious..."

"Hi, David, good morning! You are really handsome. You and Winnie stand together. They are really a golden boy and a beautiful couple. I believe that God will bless you. Well, David, next year you will

I will definitely get promoted and change my hat."

"Nas, thank you for your compliment. Since you are so honest, as a senior, I must remind you that if you want to get along well in the police station, you have to get more involved in the case. If you have not experienced blood, you will not be in a high position.

Damn it, don’t be afraid of those gangsters, our actions are safe, and we all have the right to fire freely... A few days ago, I just knelt down and killed a very strong-smelling Nico, and it was really exciting."

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Under the clown Zhou Ran's talk, the young police officer named Ness whom he replaced received praises and reprimands from countless colleagues.

The most important thing among them should be that one also gained the friendship of Winnie, a policewoman, and got an invitation to drink tea at home.

I think when Nas wakes up, I should be very grateful to him.

As for how the clown learned the names of these people?

This is also very simple. Those guys have their names and positions written on their chests.

As for why those guys have their names and positions written on their chests?

This is also thanks to Zhou Ran. As a member of the New York City Government, Zhou Ran once gave a valuable suggestion in the Assembly. In order to better build New York and to better unite the people of New York, all public officials must

You must have a certificate with your name on it.

In this way, transparent offices can be realized to meet the needs of the people of New York and promote the progress of the entire city.

The clown Zhou Ran smiled and continued to walk forward.

Now the whole of New York is in chaos, and of course, all this is thanks to him.

The number of personnel in the police station has been reduced, which is suitable for doing a big thing.

Oh, the big thing the Joker wants to do is not to release the criminals locked up in the New York Police Department and make New York even more chaotic.

He wanted to see someone, someone who had died long ago.

Anyone who dares to threaten Zhou Ran's life will be recorded in the clown's notebook. It's not that he won't retaliate, it's just that the time has not come yet.

It's time to solve this problem. Obadiah, you should die too. Hell is welcoming you and the devil wants to see you.

New York Police Department.

As the police center of the entire New York City and the boss of all departments, there are not many prisons here.

There are other places to set up the prison. After all, the New York Police Department is so big that there is no room to accommodate all the criminals.

But this does not mean that there will not be prisons, there will still be places to hold criminals.

Those detained are extremely important criminals awaiting trial, and there is a high probability that those guys will be released on bail directly without going through normal judicial channels.

Obadiah is a meritorious director at the veteran level of Stark Industries. A person of his level is suitable to stay in the special prison of the New York Police Department.

But what has always made the police officers curious is that it has been so long and no one has come to bail Mr. Obadiah. His nephew Tony Stark seems to have given up on him.

And Obadiah himself seems to have no intention of leaving. Otherwise, based on his identity and background, he would have been able to leave long ago if he took the initiative to cultivate connections and find a few big shots to jointly release bail.

What does he seem to be afraid of?

It seems that once he leaves the police station, something extremely serious will happen and his life and death will no longer be under his control.

Inside the special prison.

There is only Obadiah.

The huge body, sitting on a small chair, looks like a tiger standing on a mound. This shape looks extremely weird.

Obadiah twisted his neck fiercely, gritted his teeth and cursed: "Jake, just wait for me. I will definitely avenge you. It was you who made me lose everything."

"I will definitely teach you a profound lesson, and Stark Industries is also mine!"

"In a few days, old man Ross will let me out, and by then, that ferocious monster will also be released. Even if your strength is extraordinary, you still won't be able to defeat that thing..."

Obadiah sneered and continued: "Tony Stark, my nephew, you are still really stupid! I have never seen a guy as stupid as you. Your stupidity is beyond the scope of human beings."

!"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, Stark Industries weapons department announced to stop production and recycle weapons at original price? Look, what a ridiculous idea is this?!"

"Haha, a company that made its fortune by producing weapons actually gave up on producing weapons... in an attempt to seek new changes? This is simply digging its own grave. Tony, if Howard knew about this, he would definitely regret having a son like you.

, he should have shot you against the wall in the first place!"

"Tony Stark, it's really outrageous! A thirty-year-old man is still doing things that children do, and he doesn't even play house like this..."

"Are you trying to redeem something now? But what can be redeemed? These operations look like being a bitch and having to set up memorials. It's really disgusting!"

Obadiah clenched his fists, his expression was extremely ferocious, and he spoke slowly in a low voice.

His voice echoed throughout the room, like an evil spirit walking through hell.

Obadiah has been living quite comfortably recently. Because of his high identity and status, they are not hostile to him. The prison guards also treat him very well, and from time to time they will pass on some information about the outside world to him.<

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All in all, Obadiah generally had a good time in the New York Police Department. As long as he didn't make dangerous moves similar to a prison break, most of the prison guards turned a blind eye to him.

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After all, who knows if this could be the filming location for a large-scale family ethics drama?

Obadiah seems to be locked up here, but in fact anyone who is not a fool knows that a heavyweight like him will walk out of the police station intact in a few days.

Even if Tony Stark doesn't come to bail him out, someone else will come to bail him out.

The cunning rabbit still has three holes. If Obadiah had not prepared some back-ups for himself, his life would have been in vain for so many years.

To be able to make a living in the New York Police Department, none of these police officers are fools. They have very delicate minds and naturally understand what kind of prisoners they can handle and what kind of prisoners they cannot handle.

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Naturally, I will handle those who can handle them ruthlessly. If I don’t peel off a few layers of skin, cut off a few layers of flesh, and squeeze out a few kilograms of oil, I will be sorry for the black men who serve the people.

Naturally, we should keep a respectful distance from those who cannot be handled, treat them respectfully, and treat them as if we were entertaining God, so that they can walk out of here happily, form some good karma with them, and seek some good fortune.

Obviously, Obadiah is the kind of person they cannot handle, and they can only turn a blind eye to Obadiah.

This is both a reality and an extremely sad absurdity.

"Step!"

"Step!"

"Step!"

A burst of heavy footsteps sounded in the corridor.

We are constantly getting closer to the prison.

"Huh!" Obadiah took a deep breath, sat up straight, and leaned on the narrow chair.

He looked calm, but his pricked ears betrayed him.

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

Hearing two unusual voices, Obadiah narrowed his eyes, thought carefully for a while, and murmured softly: "Interesting, someone suddenly knocked out the guard guarding the door..."

"Are you here to save me? Why are you here to save me? Do you want to lend a helping hand to me in times of crisis and seek a career in the future?"

"Yes, no matter what, this is a courageous guy... Just let me see who you are..."