Marvel: I have a serious mental illness

"Bang!"

Thor fell to the ground hard, and then his eyes darkened and he fainted.

After all, he is not a god now, but a mortal.

Things that are destined will eventually happen, but there will be some minor changes.

In the original plot, Thor was severely hit by a car driven by Jane Foster, and then, under a series of circumstances, the two fell in love, composing a love story between gods and mortals.

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But now, because everything has changed, it's hard to say what the future will be like between Saul and Jane Foster.

However, the crash still happened.

It’s just that this crash was not initiated by Jane Foster.

But an old farmer.

The old man's name was Johnser, a large farmer in the suburbs of New York. He was over fifty years old and drove to New York to meet his little grandson.

But he didn't expect that a car accident happened not long after he went out.

The brakes of the old pickup truck suddenly failed, hitting Sol hard behind him.

In fact, Thor's fainting had nothing to do with Johnser, it was just that everything seemed so coincidental. In Johnser's field of vision, the pickup truck hit Thor, which caused Thor to fall to the ground and fall into a coma.

of.

"Damn it! I don't know where the savages ran out of...but they blocked my way!" Johnser opened the car door with a curse, and carried Thor into the pickup truck with a look of pain on his face.

Although the surveillance system here was old and nothing could be captured clearly, he wanted to avoid it and avoid the medical expenses, but in the end he chose to send Sol to the hospital because he could not avoid the condemnation of his conscience.<

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Johnser drove Saul all the way to New York, signed his name and left his contact number, and after paying the expensive medical bills, left the hospital angrily.

Sol began to receive treatment from doctors.

At the same time.

Athena has also chosen a blind date location, and she is ready to have a good communication with Zhou Ran.

Athena took out her mobile phone and played the call.

Toot! Toot! Toot!

After a busy call, the phone was connected, and a lazy voice came out: "Hey, Miss Pallas, have you decided on the blind date location..."

The lazy voice was also mixed with some crackling keyboard sounds, and a crazy output: "Hey, three points! Three points! Damn it, do you know how to play 2K?"

"How dare you say that you are on the college basketball team when you are like this? Look at those few shots you made, just like a girl!"

"I'm beating rubbish like you, you beast, you really don't deserve to win!"

"..."

"..."

In just a few hours, Sun Wukong changed from a civilized and polite monkey to a crazy and roaring troll on the Internet.

This game is a bit fun, but the winner is really a winner, and it will really make the monkey angry to death!

Sun Wukong also changed from playing the game at the beginning to being played by the game. This is the bitter fruit that everyone who loves games will get in the end.

Athena couldn't help but twitch the corner of her mouth as she listened to Sun Wukong's roar on the phone.

This kind of character is really inconsistent with the evaluation in the New York newspaper!

In order to better understand what kind of person Zhou Ran is, Athena dug out all the newspapers and interviews about Zhou Ran and searched them very carefully.

From newspapers and interviews, she got an image of a good person who is elegant, serious, cold but easy-going, but now that image is broken.

This feeling is really hard to describe.

Athena took a deep breath, calmed down her messy emotions, and said slowly: "Zhou Ran, I'm waiting for you at the Moss Cafe near the Broadway Theater in Times Square."

"I hope you can arrive on time. I remember that you have always been a person who keeps your promises."

After that, Athena hung up the phone.

This location was carefully selected by her, and it has received many positive reviews on the Internet. There was one hot comment that made Athena very curious.

[In Moss Cafe, you can speak your mind as much as you want. The atmosphere there is very relaxed and people cannot hide their inner secrets. Oh, there is also a beautiful woman there. No matter from any angle, she is really

Very good.】

Although Athena doesn't really believe the content in this hot comment, she does have a good impression of this cafe.

Judging from the photos on the Internet, the things placed there are very historical. What attracted her most was a bronze sculpture, which was a forging process from ancient Greece. The name of the sculpture was [God of Wisdom and War]

,Athena】.

That's right, that sculpture is what she looks like.

Athena slowly stepped into the Moss Cafe. She chose a seat at the end and ordered two cups of coffee. Then she picked up the Times magazine on the table and read it quietly while waiting for Zhou Ran's reply.

Arrival.

New York.

Queens.

Inkram Street.

Zhou Ran Villa.

After receiving the blind date information, Sun Wukong reluctantly curled his lips and once again launched a wave of crazy attacks on his opponents in the game before ending his game.

He walked into the mirror, looked at the thick monkey hair on his face, bared his teeth suddenly, and there was a hint of anger in his eyes.

He really doesn’t want to shave off the hair on his face and body.

For a monkey, having sparse and pale hair is the biggest insult.

Can a hairless one still be called a monkey?

A hairless one is not a monkey at all, okay!

If he used the transformation technique to become Zhou Ran, Sun Wukong was afraid that he would not be able to hold back his laughter after hearing some joke, which would expose his true form as a monkey.

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows, gritted his teeth, conjured a knife, and reluctantly cut off all the hair on his body.

Although the hair will grow back, it will take a few more days.

After all the preparations were done, Sun Wukong walked out of the villa. He did not choose to go to the blind date by flying in the clouds, but chose to take a taxi.

He is learning to be a mortal, and he is also trying to experience life and experience modern life that he has never had before.

New York, which has just experienced the throes of the Joker Rebellion, has once again demonstrated its strong vitality. Everything has returned to order, and it is still as prosperous and prosperous as it once was.

If a person who has never lived in New York comes here, he will definitely not know what has happened recently. He will definitely think that this is still the brightest pearl of the United States, and he will definitely think that this is still the world's economy.

center.

There were still as many taxis on the street as usual. Sun Wukong waved his hand, and soon a taxi came to him.

He opened the door and sat in the passenger seat.

The middle-aged driver who was driving recognized his identity at a glance and asked with a smile: "Mr. Jake, where are you going? Why didn't you drive your own car?"

"I heard about Stark Industries. Do you choose to change jobs, or continue to work there...Mr. Jake, what is the current situation of Stark Industries, can you tell me?"

"Our family is your most loyal fan. We have been buying Stark Industries stocks. We will not give up until we see the news of your withdrawal from Stark Industries."

"Mr. Jake, you are our biggest supporter! Huh, only those fans who are not strong-willed and very false will trust the words of those financial experts. Fans like us will always follow you silently.

Behind you...Mr. Jake, we trust you immensely!"

After hearing this, Sun Wukong showed a confident smile on his face. He imitated Zhou Ran's tone and said loudly: "Sir, please don't worry, nothing will happen to Stark Industries, and nothing will happen to your stocks."

risk."

"Sir, with me here, what are you afraid of? Is there anything else you're afraid of?"

After hearing Sun Wukong's words, the driver's condition became much more relaxed. He took a deep breath, held the steering wheel tightly, and continued to ask: "Mr. Jake, what do you think of the strange things that have happened in New York these past two days?"

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"Mr. Jake, I didn't see your speech. We are really helpless. We will not believe those damn politicians. There is not a word of truth in their mouths..."

"Sir, I think before answering this question, we should start the car first. Parking it on the roadside will affect the entire New York transportation system..." After hearing this, Sun Wukong sighed softly and said slowly

: "Besides, sir, you probably don't want to be caught and fined by those policemen!"

"The fine is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that if you get on their blacklist, the fine will become a normal thing from now on."

"Okay, let's chat while driving. I'm going to the Moss Coffee Shop near the Broadway Theater in Times Square."

"Mos Coffee Shop?" The driver opened his eyes wide, with a smile on his lips, stepped on the accelerator hard, and flew into the distance.

He said happily: "Oh, sir, I'm really familiar with that place. There is a very good-looking woman in Moss Coffee Shop. I often can't help but go there to drink a cup of coffee, and then secretly look at her."
"Tsk, that woman is really amazing. I have never seen a woman like that. She has a pair of charming eyes, and her figure is like a rose swaying in the rain, extremely delicate."

"Mr. Jake, are you also going to meet that beautiful woman? Oh, by the way, I remember that you have always been single, and that woman is just right for you..."

After hearing this, Sun Wukong couldn't help but be silent for a moment. He really didn't like women. He was a monkey, and there was no idea of ​​liking human women in a monkey's mind.

Sun Wukong sighed and slowly said: "Okay, sir, I know you are very happy now, especially after hearing about me going to the cafe."