Marvel: I have a serious mental illness

Obadiah loosened his tie, took a deep breath, stared into the distance fiercely, roared angrily like a beast, and slowly said: "Jake, I hope you can be more aware of current affairs.

There is a popular saying in the East: He who knows the current affairs is a hero!"

"I hope you can understand current affairs. Although I hate you, I have to say that you are really helpful to Stark Industries. You are a talent."

"But those who are disobedient would be better off going to hell to meet Satan!"

"Jake, I really don't want you to go to hell. Everything depends on your own choice!"

……

Stark Industries Building.

Office of the Vice President.

Zhou Ran put down the phone in his hand, smiled, and said: "Ai Li, it seems that you really got it right. Mr. Obadiah has decided to go home and retire."

"By the way, what do you want to eat for lunch? I'll let Bob prepare it..."

When Natasha heard this, she smiled and said: "Let's have some borscht, pickled cucumbers and red beef stew, and a glass of strong vodka. I haven't had vodka in a long time, and I want to drink some."

Zhou Ran nodded and said: "ok!"

Then he pressed the yellow button on the table and ordered with a smile: "Bob, as usual, bring me a piece of foie gras, a piece of tender pan-fried lamb chop, and a piece of medium-rare filet mignon."

, and by the way, there is also a plate of broad beans, an ounce of honey, and half a glass of red wine."

"By the way, let's have another borscht, pickled cucumbers with beef stew, and a glass of strong vodka!"

After ordering food with Bob, Zhou Ran picked up the documents on the table and read them. While he was reading, he gave a thumbs up and praised: "Yes, these documents are summarized very well today. They are important, urgent, and important."

Xiaoqing, you handled everything very well, Aili, it seems you have adapted to the work here."

Natasha smiled and said: "With a role model like Boss, how can I not work hard? Boss, don't you really think that I just like a useless vase?"

Zhou Ran shook his head, spread his hands, and said with a smile: "Miss Ellie, I have never doubted your ability. After all, you said you have five years of work experience and have worked at Hammer Industries and Osborne

Industry."

"However, although I don't doubt your ability, I still have concerns. I don't want my work to be tarnished because of an incompetent secretary."

Natasha nodded and said: "Boss's concern is understandable. After all, you are a person who pursues perfection."

Natasha looked at Zhou Ran and decided to have a straightforward test.

She smiled, like an innocent girl, blinked and asked curiously: "By the way, Boss, before I came to Stark Group, I read an introduction about you in Time Magazine."

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"That introduction was written by a famous editor. He said that except for the field of scientific research, you know everything and can do everything?"

"Is this true?"

When Zhou Ran heard this, he shook his head gently and said with a smile: "This is a bit too much praise. If you say you know everything and can do everything, then I'm still far away."

"Who in this world can know everything? Can be omnipotent? I just know a little bit of everything."

After hearing this, Natasha smiled and asked: "Boss, can you masturbate?"

Zhou Ran nodded and replied: "Of course I can. I don't know how to masturbate in America. If I meet some extremely vicious villains, I won't go directly to heaven to see God!"

"And don't forget that I work for Stark Industries, a place that was once the number one arms dealer. Isn't it normal to learn how to use various firearms?"

"Not only can I masturbate, but I can also press an AK with one hand. My marksmanship is extremely accurate."

Natasha smiled, can you use various firearms? This is very suitable for the clown.

She continued to ask: "Oh, Boss, do you like oil painting? Do you know anything about the art of oil painting?"

Zhou Ran stretched out his hand, snapped his fingers, raised his eyebrows, and said eloquently: "Of course I understand this. After all, I once negotiated a business, and the partner was a person who liked oil painting very much. In order to achieve this cooperation,

, I studied oil painting for more than a month."

"The predecessor of oil painting is egg tempera painting in European painting before the 15th century. The genres of oil painting are divided into two major categories. The first category is creative works based on objective reproduction; the second category is creative works based on subjective expression.

Works."

"The first category is divided into: Baroque, Roque, Classicism, Academicism, Romanticism, Realism, Realism, Photorealism, and Impressionism. The second category is divided into Impressionism, Fauvism, Cubism, and Future

ism, abstraction, surrealism."

"Personally, I like the Surrealist school of painting very much. The Surrealist school of painting is influenced by Bergson's intuitionism and Freud's subconscious theory, and advocates the expression of human subconsciousness and dreams."

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"Well, I like a Spanish painter very much. His name is Miro. He has an interesting work called "The Carnival of Harlequin"."

Natasha took a deep breath. She liked art very much. It was more like a clown. The director once said that the clown's murderer was an artist. His behavior was very artistic. It had its own unique set of rules.

and the art of understanding.

Natasha smiled and praised: "I didn't expect you to know so much knowledge, Boss. By the way, Boss, have you ever seen a circus?"

Zhou Ran shook his head and said: "I haven't watched much circus, I have only read about it in books, but I think circus should be regarded as a kind of comedy, a happy show, but the core of comedy is still tragedy."

"I remember there would be a clown in the circus. From the audience's perspective, the clown is a comic character, but from the clown's own perspective, he should be a tragic character."

After saying that, Zhou Ran suddenly frowned and lowered his head.

After a second, he slowly raised his head and looked at Black Widow, with a strange smile on his face, blinked, and asked: "By the way, Miss Ellie, why are you asking these strange questions?"
Looking at the sudden smile on Zhou Ran's face, Natasha felt a chill in her heart, her scalp was numb, her whole body was shaking, and her hairs were bursting.

This smile...this smile...this smile is the smile of a clown!

He is really a clown...

……

Zhou Ran coughed lightly, stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Black Widow, frowned, and asked: "Miss Ai Li, what's wrong with you?"

He was a little curious and didn't know what happened to Black Widow just now. He was suddenly stunned for a minute. It was really strange.

After hearing Zhou Ran's words, Natasha recovered. She looked at Zhou Ran who looked normal in front of her, shook her head, and said with a smile: "Boss, I'm fine, I just suddenly remembered something."

"By the way, Boss, you should smile more. You looked really handsome when you smiled just now."

After Zhou Ran heard this, he took a deep breath, shook his head, and said very worriedly: "Ai Li, are you in a bad state of mind recently?"

"Ellie, I think you seem to have a mental problem, because I really didn't smile just now."