Marvel: I have a serious mental illness

Natasha trotted forward, and someone hit someone with the ball. She threw herself into Zhou Ran's arms and said with a cry: "Boss, I'm so scared! Let me stay here tonight."

Come here! Look at the lightning outside!"

There was a "click" sound.

A huge red lightning flashed across the window.

Zhou Ran looked at the huge lightning flashing across the sky and was startled.

What the hell!

It’s time to say it or not!

It’s really scary!

Zhou Ran sighed, rubbed his head, and said helplessly: "Okay! Miss Aili, come in! I'll sleep on the sofa, and you'll sleep on the bed."

After saying that, Zhou Ran pushed Natasha away, turned around and walked towards the sofa.

Seeing this, Natasha hugged Zhou Ran's waist and said, "Boss, don't let me, I'm scared!"

Feel the warm rabbit coming from behind.

Zhou Ranren feels a little numb?

He is so shrewd that he really can't figure out what the hell the Black Widow is going to do!

What on earth is SHIELD planning!

This black widow is so abnormal!

There is definitely something wrong with her!

There is definitely something wrong with her pestering me like this!

I don't believe that a female agent who has received rigorous training can't refuse the temptation of money or male sex.

So there must be some secret in my family!

There must be some secrets she wants to investigate!

There must be a secret that SHIELD wants to investigate!

Is there some treasure hidden in my house?

Or are there any super criminals near my house?

Is she here because I'm being targeted by a super criminal?

Fuck!

It’s so uncomfortable!

I can’t directly ask Black Widow, what on earth do you, Black Widow Natasha, want to do here!

As soon as I say this, I will definitely arrest Nick Fury’s black braised egg.

After all, few people know about Black Widow!

The Avengers haven't been established yet, so everyone who has seen Black Widow now should be dead!

Damn it!

Therefore, now we can only resort to tricks.

There is no other way.

Zhou Ran took a deep breath and said slowly: "Miss Ai Li, let's sleep together! However, don't cross the middle line. Once you cross it, I can't guarantee what will happen."
Natasha nodded and said very obediently: "Boss, please don't worry, I will never cross that line. I'm really scared!"

One minute later

Big bed.

Zhou Ran smelled the milk-like aroma coming from Natasha and closed his eyes nervously.

What the hell!

Black Widow, if you dare to come here!

Someone from me must have rushed you!

I'm not going to blame you for Three Days and Three Nights, but I wrote the character "zhou" backwards!

Zhou Ran fell asleep amid the tension and excitement.

Natasha lay quietly on the bed, waiting for Zhou Ran's breathing to become even, and then hers too.

After an hour of uniformity.

She opened her eyes and took out a sharp dagger from somewhere!

She is indeed a female agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., her skill at hiding weapons is really amazing!

The black widow held the dagger and restrained all her aura. There was no murderous aura at all and no sound at all.

Gently stabbing Zhou Ran's chest, he stopped when the dagger immediately touched his skin.

Natasha withdrew the dagger, frowned, and looked a little serious.

Damn it!

He didn’t even respond!

Slept like crazy!

If this is the clown, he will definitely wake up.

A super criminal at the level of the Joker will definitely wake up.

They are extremely sensitive to death.

Even assassinations without murderous intent can be detected!

So isn’t Jake Zhou a clown?

No!

You must trust the director’s judgment.

His intuition is always accurate!

Never made a mistake.

If the Director hadn’t made more than 90% of his assumptions, he would never have agreed to such a ridiculous agreement today!

Heavy rainfall next month in Queens, New York!

That huge red lightning, if you read it correctly, should be a laser forgery!

Natasha's keen vision saw a figure in the sky!

Damn, that’s Cyclops from X-Men!

This is definitely a back-up plan set up by the director. Once Zhou Ran takes off his disguise and turns into a clown, the X-Men will catch him.

I have to say that the director is really a wise old man who knows his best!

In the confusion of thinking, Natasha fell asleep.

……

At four o'clock in the morning, Zhou Ran, who was sleeping soundly, had a smile on his face, a huge smile, an extremely exaggerated smile, an extremely crazy smile.

Deep in Zhou Ran’s soul.

It's pitch dark here.

Suddenly a crazy laugh sounded!

"Hahaha...haha...ha..."

"Sorry, my throat is a little sore. I'm really sorry that I can't let everyone laugh as much as I want. I'm an unqualified clown."

"I'm like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one...I'd just do things."

"Gentlemen, the worst thing about having a mental illness is that everyone expects you to pretend you're not sick!"

“I believe…whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you…stranger”

"Put a smile on your face!"

"Why so serious?"

A clown with messy paint on his face, a red nose, and a purple suit walked out of the darkness.

He showed an exaggerated smile, his eyes were scarlet, and he said extremely nervously: "Hey, hey, hey... My dear friends, I really want to kill this woman! She is really annoying!"

"Look, she has been here several times. She has found nothing, but she still insists on staying on our beds!"

"She is obviously a bitch that is ridden by thousands of people, but she pretends to be so pure! Fuck! She is like my wife. As you know, she cuckolded me..."

"A very nice hat, green is my favorite color, just like the paint on my face..."

"Hey, in order to repay her for such a thoughtful gift, I dressed up as a clown to make her laugh. You know, everyone will laugh when they see a circus clown..."

"Because that's so funny! Haha...haha...hahaha..."

"But she didn't laugh! I was so sad that I cut her face open with a knife... She started laughing, laughing like me..."

"Why so serious..."

"Let me see whose position she is sleeping in? Oh, it's Little mokey!"

"This bitch actually slept in our great Little Mokey's place!"

"What should I do? The little monkey will be very angry when he wakes up!"

A doctor wearing a white coat and glasses smiled and said:

"Then Mr. Joker, let's eat her! What about this proposal?"

"Once a census enumerator wanted to test me, and I ate his liver with broad beans and delicious red wine."

"She looks delicious, like a sleeping lamb..."

A middle-aged man with a pale and sickly face pushed up his glasses, chuckled, and said: "You can only think about it here. This is why you can never get out."

The clown yelled: "Oh, one patient actually laughed at another patient! Oh, I forgot that I am a patient too!"