Marvel: I have a serious mental illness

Hearing Hill's inquiry, William's eyes suddenly became extremely solemn, with a sad look on his face. He sighed, gritted his teeth, and said with great sadness: "Director Hill, Chief Colson, he

We have completely lost contact with the technical department, and the current situation is unclear whether we are alive or dead!"

Hearing this, Hill suddenly took a breath of air, frowned, and asked with a look of horror: "William, what on earth is going on?"

William took a deep breath, paused, and continued: "Sir Colson, as soon as he led the agents into the abandoned chemical plant, the communication equipment on his body was blocked by strange signals, and there were no cameras or Sky Eye system there.

It’s impossible to view it at all!”

"Jason, who was responsible for communicating with him, finally heard only an extremely painful scream from Chief Colson..."

"We speculate that he should have suffered extremely serious injuries. In order not to affect the battle on Director Hill's side, and in order not to distract you, we have not told you."

"We have reported the news to Director Nick. Fortunately, the signal is not blocked inside the Statue of Liberty, but Director Hill, please be careful!"

Hill nodded and said with an extremely serious expression: "Okay William, I will keep in touch with you at any time. I will contact you every five minutes. You must carefully observe the real-time video footage and the thermal imaging system."

"Since Coulson has lost contact and is likely to be seriously injured, I must still have the clown's backup here..."

William nodded and continued: "Director Hill, we will definitely keep an eye on the real-time video footage. And colleagues in the technical department who were not present at the mission are analyzing various three-dimensional data of the Statue of Liberty to estimate the bomb's yield.

, and how to distribute it to detonate the Statue of Liberty.”

"We are also using the SkyEye system to investigate the surveillance videos of vehicles and people passing around the Statue of Liberty within a week... looking for suspicious targets..."

"An explosive with such a large yield is definitely not easy to transport..."

"Although investigating the videos within a week is not the most important thing at the moment, I still hope to find something that can be helpful to Director Hill."

Hearing this, Hill nodded and said: "As long as it does not affect the current situation, the investigation is possible. We also need to analyze these videos after we solve this task."

"Although the files and information about the Joker will eventually be sealed, we still have to give an explanation to the deceased, and we also need to prevent the next criminal like the Joker from appearing..."

"And your investigation may be helpful to our actions. Some things are hidden in extremely small details."

After that, Hill continued to move forward. She clenched the laser gun in her hand, with anger and murderous intent in her eyes. She must solve the crisis at hand and catch the clown!

Shoot this damn madman!

…

The time came to an hour ago.

Coulson took the agents to Hell's Kitchen on a Quinjet.

This cheerful man on the plane opened his communication channel and shared his driving experience with the agents in a serious manner.

He seriously and solemnly told these young people what kind of posture is the most comfortable, what kind of body position is the most comfortable, and how to let both parties experience the highest happiness and enter heaven together.

After a little coloring, Coulson smiled and continued to share interesting anecdotes about his own missions with the agents, sharing interesting anecdotes about his previous missions when he was still a young boy.

For example, while performing a special mission, because I was too handsome at the time, I was unspokenly raped by the wife of the mission target.

Moreover, he was caught in bed by the mission target and was directly transferred to the New York Police Department. If the director hadn't come out to get him immediately, Coulson would have been raped by the extremely hungry criminals in the prison.

Fucked hard on the ground...

For example, during the latent stage, because he performed so well, using superb fighting skills and clever scheming, he completely convinced everyone in the criminal gang, and was directly regarded as the next boss by the criminal gang...

The boss who was present at that time was directly stabbed in the back by a group of younger brothers and asked to eat peanuts...

For example, he once followed the director, Mr. Nick Fury, to the Mutant Academy to negotiate with Professor Charles. Then, Cyclops in the X-Men was wearing a pair of black sunglasses, with the corners of his mouth raised, looking extremely arrogant.

This made him very angry. This was so disrespectful and underestimated the power of S.H.I.E.L.D. He was so angry that he stood up, pointed at Cyclops's nose and cursed...if the Director hadn't stopped him at that time.

If you kill him, his fist will hit Cyclops on the nose...

…

Anyway, Coulson just laughed like this on the plane and told a lot of interesting things about him in a serious tone.

It doesn't really matter whether the story he told is true or false. It doesn't matter whether the agents believe it or not after hearing it.

The most important thing is to be able to relieve the nervous emotions of the agents. The first ones to die on the battlefield are often those agents who tense up and stay nervous at all times.

There is falsehood in the truth, truth in the falsehood, some fun colors, and exaggerated self-bragging. This is Coulson's usual storytelling technique and his usual narrative style.

Coulson is an extremely optimistic person, so he sincerely hopes that the agents who follow him will not be so nervous and pessimistic, and can always have a happy smile on their faces.

You must know that when an agent is sent out to perform a mission, 90% of his life has been handed over to death, Satan, and hell. He often only has a 10% chance of surviving.

Even if you actually survive, it will not improve your survivability.

Coulson has always thought so.

He always felt that it was a bit unreliable to use values ​​obtained from strings of big data to calculate the probability of agents surviving each mission, and to obtain values ​​higher than 50%.

.

In his eyes, these data and these surviving agents are not enough to explain the cruelty of the mission. They can only simply show that the agents who completed the mission and survived are very lucky. God is kissing him and blessing him.

Yes, that's it.

Most of the tasks performed by agents are extremely dangerous. Whether it is lurking, assassinating, or protecting the target, there is always the risk of him dying instantly.

Although this sounds exaggerated, the reality is often so cruel.

Coulson has experienced the death of too many colleagues along the way from a low-level agent to a high-level agent.

Maybe this colleague kindly brought you a hamburger in the morning, and then he went out to perform a task in the afternoon. Well, he never came back in the evening.

Therefore, every time he performs a mission, Colson will try his best to make his colleagues happy. No matter whether he survives or dies in the end, he must leave a big smile in his life.