Marvel: I, shelter weird

Chapter 037

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What happened on the S.H.I.E.L.D. air carrier will not be discussed for the time being

At this time, our Mr. Wilson encountered a trouble.

As an anti-heroic character who relies on his mouth cannon ability, Wade has to maintain his mouth every day

Well, that is, a mouth shot,

As for facial care, you know everything, it is completely unnecessary.

Today, the sun is shining, the weather is good, and it’s a good day to get out

But, for our Mr. Wilson, where is there a better comfort than watching TV at home and eating roast chicken.

He was lying lazily on the sofa, with nothing left on his body except his underwear

Single life, life is so refreshing.

What, you said Deadpool has a wife in the movie?

Sorry, his wife died!

So, Wade’s life returned to singleness

The room was littered with clothes and garbage, and even some expired food was on display

If you add some cigarette butts, it is really a perfect match, a true portrayal of an American-style fat house.

In this regard, Wade has already looked down, anyway, he can’t die.

At this time, Wade was eating roast chicken and commenting on the program on TV

“Gag, what kind of spicy chicken show is this, I want to complain!”

Seeing the picture on TV, Wade almost didn’t vomit

The TV showed a cartoon called ‘Barber the Clown’, and everything seemed normal

However, by the end, it suddenly starts to feel wrong.

This ‘Barber the Clown’ is actually explaining how to eat human flesh, and then how to peel it, take out the internal organs, and cook it.

“I vomited, this damn show, actually putting this kind of animation, is simply less reliable than my Uncle Wilson!”

Wade complained, wiped the vomit, and after doing it, quickly took out the remote control

Don’t say it, change the platform!

This is special, my Uncle Wilson, although I like plasma pleasure, like all kinds of things that cannot pass the trial

However, he is also very resistant to cannibalism

Of course, this is when he does not turn into a zombie.

After searching left and right for a long time, and did not find the show he wanted to watch, Wade suddenly lost interest and slumped on the sofa, bored.

Bite!

At this time, a prompt sound comes from the mobile phone

Wade hurriedly straightened a carp and took out his mobile phone from the garbage heap, enthusiastic

“Could it be that someone hired Uncle Wilson to do the task again?” He thought excitedly.

It’s no wonder he thinks so, since he has become a little famous, the volume of business has risen, and even his value has increased dozens of times

If it weren’t for the temporary lack of money, Wade would have thought about when he would take his own head and exchange it for a bounty.

When I opened my phone, it turned out that there was a new email, and Wade clicked on it

What comes into view is a picture

Exhibitionism!

That was Wade’s first thought.

However, after carefully observing for a moment, he found that something was wrong, and complained in his heart

Even if he is so much taller than me, he is so much slimmer than Uncle Wilson, and his skin is so white

Something is wrong, Uncle Wilson is the first in the world, how can anyone surpass it!

This product is not a person, the identification is complete!

Moreover, he looked at the appearance of this monster, and there was a faint sense of familiarity, where did he seem to have seen it?

However, after thinking about it for a long time, I couldn’t think of it, so I could only temporarily forget about it.

After Wade looked at the picture, he found that there was a line of text underneath

“Dear Mr. Wilson, congratulations on your mobile phone number has been selected by the ** satellite TV “Land Project” program, the event is selected as an off-site lucky mobile phone user, you will receive a surprise bonus of 1 million yuan and a laptop sponsored by Stark Company, please come and collect it quickly.”

Your verification number is 9527, and the time to claim the prize is limited, please pay attention to it. If it expires, the final interpretation right belongs to the National Land Plan. ”

Walt?

Wade was simply stunned and stunned in place

Did I actually win the lottery?

This is simply unimaginable for Wade, who is possessed by the god of decay.

No, you have to confirm it!

Wade couldn’t believe it for a while, opened the web page, and searched

Well, there is indeed a program for this homeland plan

And it just so happens that they also have this raffle

Enter the verification code, it really works.

Wade suddenly let go of his heart, and at the same time his heart was ecstatic

My Uncle Wilson, from now on, I will start transporting!

What matters is not the 100w money, but the opportunity for this transshipment!