Marvel: I, shelter weird

The melon-eating masses expressed some inexplicability at Tony’s incompetent rage,

But reporters took photos to record the moment, and said that tomorrow’s headlines are stable,

The content or something, it doesn’t matter at all, in this society now, traffic = old man’s head,

The opening picture is all about editing, anyway, as long as Tony’s name is written on the title, someone will definitely buy it,

It’s not that they believe in Tony’s charm, but they have seen through the gossip of the people,

And that’s exactly what happened.

And what news is hotter than the lace news of the billionaire and fried chicken hero Iron Man?

“Shocked, the head of Stark Industries, the famous playboy Tony Stark and fried chicken hero Iron Man, did such a thing in front of the public…

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Others didn’t know what Tony shouted again, but Russell, who was talking to the two old men, immediately raised his eyebrows after hearing it and fell into deep thought,

If you think about it, you cannibalize people, sleep people, and bring a little ‘native output, it’s also embarrassing,

Russell has always been a thin skin, there is no way, who makes him so helpful,

At this time, in the face of Tony’s roar, he had to step forward… One step, I threw a card and went out,

Everyone was in a trance, and it seemed that 00 also heard a sound effect,

It’s decided, it’s you, a hundred people beheading the bald boy – Jason!

As soon as the sound effect was over, a purple light lit up, almost not flashing the dog’s eyes of the melon-eating masses,

In the light, Jason in uniform came out of it,

I saw him wearing an old hockey mask (Amazon customized version), only revealing two eyes flashing scarlet light,

Wearing a brand new navy blue overalls (specially changed when I went out), her tall body was particularly eye-catching, and she was holding… Uh, Swiss Army Knife… Let the chill chill.

It only takes one glance to recall a deep-seated fear (Russell; I swear, absolutely didn’t add buf to him).

Despite everyone’s comments, Jason, as a model worker, always puts his work first and quickly steps forward.

“Uh… Jason, how are you? Tony said with some hesitation, as if he felt that it seemed a little bad to talk like this, and quickly waved his hand, “No, no, no, I’m not saying you can’t, I mean, what about Russell?” ”

Jason put down the machete he was holding high in satisfaction, and gave Tony a look by the way, allowing him to experience it for himself.

Tony said I can’t understand, but it doesn’t matter, he can’t understand, someone understands,

“Jarvis!”

Jarvis is undecided!

As a ‘micro-expression expert’ and ‘intimate little assistant’, Jarvis was ready to answer,

“Sir, according to my analysis, he means that I alone is enough!”

Tony:(⊙_⊙),

Very good, since you are so confident, then leave it to you.

Tony waved his hand directly and handed it over to him. And shouted to the conscientious little spider,

“Spider boy, it’s okay for you, come over quickly!”

After hearing Tony’s shout, Parker hurriedly came back, tired and panting,

took a few deep breaths, calmed his mood, saw Jason, and immediately asked curiously,

“Mr. Stark, is this also a fried chicken hero?”

“Uh…” Tonyton fell into deep thought,

Let’s say that he is a fried chicken hero, especially he is a hundred people slashing villains, some difficult to talk about,

But to say that he is not, it feels a little…

That’s right, Russell!

Thinking of his master, Tony suddenly felt that his mood was not beautiful, and he was a little painful, and said firmly,

“The villain, he, like his master, is a villain!”

“Eh, isn’t he the target of our fried chicken hero?”

Saying that, Parker moved his hands and feet, a little excited,

No matter how tired he is, as long as he hears the words “criminal”, “villain”, “headline” and “idol”, he feels that he (abed) is full of motivation,

Of course, there may be a ‘girlfriend’.

“Wait,” Tony grabbed him and reprimanded in a tone that came over, “As a senior, I have an obligation to pass on some experience to you, and, remember, you are not a chicken hero yet!” ”

“These two villains fight, and they won’t hurt others, there’s nothing to make a fuss, wait until they’re done!”

Parker was immediately dumbfounded, and said with some grievances,

“But… Starkson, they’re destroying the bridge! ”

“It’s okay, I’m reimbursed!” Tony waved his hand when he heard this, showing his pride,

Oh, reimbursed ah, that’s fine!

So, Parker was divided and became a melon-eating masses with peace of mind.

Tony immediately breathed a sigh of relief and turned on the air conditioner smoothly,

Special, this bear child, nothing to make a fuss,

Jason is what you can play?

Hitting a dog depends on the owner, have you ever thought about Russell’s feelings?

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It turned out that the little spider’s painstaking obstruction did not achieve any results.

Taking advantage of the efforts to clear the scene and change people, the lizardman has successfully sucked all the little brothers dry, and the muscles on his body have also become stronger, looking no different from other lizardmen.

But the difference is that he is the source of the lizardman and the subject, so his ability must be much stronger!

Jason is not the stunned young man he was back then, he has experienced a series of beatings, which has made him mature a lot,

First, show the weapons… Swiss Army Knife,

For the record, number .scp-117, codename, universal Swiss Army knife,

Can be turned into any weapon suitable for the user’s wishes, including but not limited to radiation lasers, screws and hammers, etc., the specific upper limit of the ability is unknown,

When you are strong, it is beyond human imagination, and when you are weak, you can be weak enough to doubt life.

Of course, it is not without side effects, while using this weapon, the weapon will continue to absorb elements such as iron, copper, calcium and zinc from the user, which is why Russell does not use this weapon.

Didn’t you see Jason’s 2.2 high become 2.19?

Even if it is a dead person, it will inevitably be affected, let alone a living person?

So, this weapon, all this time, was stored in his warehouse, shelved until Jason…

However, Russell can swear to heaven that it was definitely not because he was jealous of Jason’s height to use this weapon for him,

Everything is of Jason’s own free will, and it has nothing to do with him!

Jason: (. ﹏。 *)

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