"Then it's decided to be you, Regigigas. (*˘︶˘*)"

That's right, the silly Pokémon that Lin Yu thought of was our famous Toilet King. The power of pleasure was activated and a portal appeared in the air and a white figure fell out of the portal.

(Don't ask why it didn't sink into the sea, it's the power of pleasure. Now Lin Yu, Kyogre, and Toilet King are all above the sea.)

Regigigas is huge, and its white body is like a towering mountain. Its thick arms and short and powerful legs are full of power, and the mysterious black lines on its body show its majesty. There is no obvious head, and there are seven round holes arranged in the shape of the Big Dipper in the center of the torso, and there are three pairs of dots similar to eyes on both sides.

Regichikas, who had just come out of the portal, was still in a daze and was awakened by this sudden call. Along with the strange mechanical sound, the seven round holes in the center flashed red light. Yes, our toilet king is about to get angry again. He waved his arms angrily, and the powerful destruction and death light in his hands made the air around him agitated.

Well, you want to ask why physical attack elves use destruction and death light? After all, they have lived for a long time and have some experience. They know that their physical attack will be halved when they first appear, so they use destruction and death light to ease the atmosphere.

Although the special attack racial value of this thing is not much different from the physical attack of halved, it is powerful! In addition, in reality, the destruction and death light beast does not have stiffness, and the special effect is simply a must-have skill for pretending to be stupid.

Lin Yu looked at the frantic Regichikas and was about to take action when he suddenly heard a voice of "Bulu Bulu Bulu" in his mind: "What the hell is that? Oh, it's Tony, OK, OK, OK, OK, I got it, I'm busy here, I'll go back to the black salted egg and take a look."

Cut off the connection and looked at Regichikas again. He didn't talk to him about friendship or bond, he was too lazy to listen! He just used a move of "Dahuang Prisoner Sky Finger", focusing on quality and efficiency.

( `д´ )σ

Looking at the dizzy toilet king, Lin Yu got an ordinary ball.

( ・_・)ノ⌒◒┌(๑(∴ )๑)┐

Looking at the Master Ball that stopped flashing, Lin Yu made a silly sign: "I have conquered Regigigas!

ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ ◒*"

After the second year, he released the Toilet King to fight against Kyogre. As a result, looking at the Toilet King's state as if he had kidney deficiency, he shouted:

"Damn slow start! Damn gf! We Toilet King players must stand up today!٩(๑`^´๑)۶" and then used magic to change the slow start feature of the Toilet King into a strongman.

What, magician? Impossible! This is the authentic power of joy. The moment the feature changed, the Toilet King stood up like chicken blood, and even the strange mechanical sound was full of power.

He looked at the strongman Toilet King with satisfaction, and said to Kyogre with a slightly mocking tone: "Come on, Fathead Fish! Let me show you the bond between me and Toilet King!

(*•̀ᴗ•́*)八(。(∴ 。)"

If Fathead Fish knew what Lin Yu did, he would definitely shout:

"Don't play if you can't afford it! I want to go home, I don't want to play! ▷(`⌒´ˣ)◁" But today, this is destined to be the second beating that Fathead Fish will receive.

Lin Yu commanded Regigigas: "Toilet King, use the pinch on Kyogre directly! Then, hit him in the face with three farmer punches."

(My slow starter is called crush, and my strongman is called pinchᕙ(。(∴) 。)ᕗ)

(。(∴) 。)ᑡ(*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)◁

(。(∴ 。)ง⁼³₌₃(-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩___-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩)

A set of silky small combos made Kyogre, who was not full of blood, even worse.

"How is it, Kyogre, are you convinced?" Kyogre heard Lin Yu's words and quickly said: I am convinced, brother, I am convinced, please make him stop, why did this 13 hit me so hard this time!

▷ (╥╯﹏╰╥)◁

Seeing that Kyogre had given in, Lin Yu said jokingly: "If I had known this, why would I have done it in the first place. There is an old saying in the Dragon Country called 'He who knows the current affairs is a hero'. I asked you to study, but you insisted on chasing fish. You know the pain when you were hit.

Tsk tsk tsk, okay, come back, Regigigas. Go, Poké Ball." After saying that, he took back Regigigas and threw out an empty Poké Ball.

( '-' )ノ◒——ᕙ(。(∴ 。)ᕗ

( ・_・)ノ⌒◒~*▷(╥﹏╥)◁

ヾ(✿゚▽゚)ノ◒

"I have captured Kyogre" scored twiceI looked at the time. It was so late. I should go back and take a look at Black Braised Egg.

Special effects flashed

...

The scene changed, and Lin Yu instantly appeared in Nick Fury's office. Nick Fury was talking to Natasha seriously.

Lin Yu said with a smirk: "Hey, Black Braised Egg, what do you want from me? Don't ask me to help you clean up your mess."

Nick Fury was not surprised to see Lin Yu appear in the office. Instead, he looked solemn and said to Lin Yu: "Lin Yu, I can confirm your news. We do have many members of Hydra. In order to maintain world peace, we need your help."

Lin Yu heard Nick Fury's words and said indifferently: "Don't think of kidnapping me with world peace. World peace has nothing to do with me. I just wander around for fun. However, I can give you a little help, provided that you have to pay a certain price."

Nick Fury immediately asked: "What is the price? What help can you give us?"

Lin Yu raised his mouth corners, revealing a sly smile, and said: "The price is actually very simple. In the next year, your external name must be changed to Black Braised Egg. If someone calls your name, you must deny it and tell the other party that your real name is Black Braised Egg.

As for help, I can help you find a good helper who is very good at dealing with Hydra."

Nick Fury's face was gloomy. After thinking for a moment, he gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, Lin Yu, I promise you. But you'd better find a really useful helper." There was some disdain in his heart. It was ridiculous. If I don't do this, what can you do to me?

Lin Yu seemed to see what he was thinking, and then he said: "The contract has been signed, and those who break their promises shall be punished by eating rocks. Haha, just kidding, it's not that scary. If you can't do it, your clothes will explode instantly and you will appear naked on the street.

And you can't enter any building or closed place, and your real identity and name will appear on your back, making you infamous. But these are just a piece of cake for you, the king of agents, right?

Also, helpers will definitely be useful, after all, those 8 people are experienced. More than 60 years ago, he was fighting against Hydra Fight. Now you just need to go to the Arctic Ocean to find him. Isn't it worth the money. "

Nick Fury panicked immediately after hearing the penalty for breach of contract, but he reacted after hearing the latter and said in surprise: "Is this person you are talking about Captain America? He is not dead yet?"

Lin Yu answered him again: "Well, he is worthy of being the king of agents, yes, it is Captain America, but now he is still an old popsicle in the Arctic Ocean. You go to the Arctic Ocean to find him.

Goodbye Nick Fury, oh no, now you will be called Black Braised Egg for the next year. Goodbye Black Braised Egg" After saying that, Lin Yu disappeared.

After Lin Yu left, Nick Fury immediately contacted Coulson: "Agent Coulson, I have received news that Captain America is not dead yet and is now trapped in the Arctic Ocean. I need you to rescue him."

Colson was stunned when he heard the mission, but was soon replaced by surprise. After all, Captain America is his idol: "Yes, Director Fury, I promise to complete the mission!"

The voice of "Director Fury" almost scared Black Stewed Egg to death, and he quickly replied: "My name is Black Stewed Egg, please call me Director Black Stewed Egg in the future. I wish you a successful search and rescue mission." After that, he hung up the phone immediately.

Colson was stunned when he heard the director say that his name was Black Stewed Egg. If it weren't for the fact that this was a communicator that could only be used when the director issued a mission, he would have thought that someone was playing an April Fool's joke on him. But there was no hesitation at all, and he quickly assembled an elite team to prepare to go to the Arctic Ocean to launch a search operation.

At this time, Lin Yu, who returned to Tony's house, shouted loudly: "I'm back!" No one responded, he walked straight to the sofa and watched TV on it. But he always felt that he had forgotten something, until he saw a fishing program, he remembered that the two bluefin tuna weighing more than half a ton that he caught were still in the big freezer on the yacht.

He quickly flashed twice and returned to Tony's house with the tuna he caught, but this time he appeared at the door of Tony's laboratory, kicked the door open with one foot, and shouted:

"Tony, Tony, call a chef to see what good stuff I caught! Call back Pepper and Ethan, let's have a fish feast!"

Fish\ (*≧▽≦)/Fish

The kick on the door disturbed Tony who was concentrating on his research. He said impatiently: "Lin Yu, can you be quiet! Didn't you seeAre you sure I'm busy?" Lin Yu didn't care and said with a smile: "Tony, how do you know I caught two half-ton bluefin tuna? Look at these two tuna, they are fresh! And I brought you a gift." Tony shook his head helplessly, put down the tools in his hand, and walked over. "Okay, okay, for the sake of the gift, I will suspend my great research for the time being. "

After a while, Pepper and Ethan were also called back. The chef began to process the tuna and prepare a sumptuous fish feast. Everyone sat together, laughing and enjoying this rare delicious time.

After the meal, Lin Yu called Tony aside alone, took out the Poké Ball containing the Toilet King and gave it to Tony. After all, this iron fool is too lazy to use his brain. Once he is captured, he will sleep in the ball and work when he comes out. He doesn't care who commands him.

He just wants to see Tony fight Iron Monger in the end and release a Toilet King Gauze Iron Monger with the characteristics of a strongman. Lin Yu didn't tell him what it was, but just asked him to carry it with him. When he was in danger, he could press the button on it and throw it out to save his life.

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