Marvel: My Skills Are A Little Weird

"Really?"

"definitely, come on"

Hawkeye Barton glanced at his teammates who were watching the show, and immediately stood up and walked towards Mjolnir.

"This is a good show to watch!"

"Clinton, you've had a rough week"

Stark said seriously: "Even if you can't afford it, we won't laugh at you"

Immediately there was a burst of knowing laughter around, and when they were besieging HYDRA, it was heard that Barton was careless for a while and was almost injured.

“Someone must have tried it”

Barton looked at Thor, who nodded confidently.

In his memory, except for his father Odin and Charlotte, this hammer has not been lifted by anyone else, at least he has not seen it.

"what!"

Barton grasped the handle of Mjolnir with one hand, took a deep breath, and lifted it up with all his strength, but Mjolnir remained motionless like a weight.

"I still don't understand how you do it"

Barton tried a few more times, but gave up in self-deprecating manner.

"Do you feel our silent contempt?" 08

Stark didn't miss the chance and scoffed immediately.

"Come on, Stark"

Barton immediately shot back: "You have to try it"

"All right"

Stark did not refuse, stood up and unbuttoned his suit, walked towards Mjolnir, and said with "bad intentions": "There is nothing to be afraid of in such a fair game."

As soon as these words come out, it is tantamount to dragging everyone else into the water. Others will also participate in this hammer-lifting competition. Even if Stark really can't lift it, everyone can't lift it either, so don't laugh at Wei Wei. up.

"yes"

"let's start"

The Avengers immediately set their sights on Stark.

"Simple physics"

Stark held the hammer handle with both hands, turned to Thor and said, "By the way, if I lift the hammer, can I rule Asgard?"

Thor glanced at the sleeping Charlotte again, before confirming: "definitely."

Although he doesn't know why Charlotte was able to use his "Meow Hammer" last time in Asgard, Thor is more willing to believe that Charlotte cheated with his magic.

"Then I must reintroduce the right of the first night."

Stark's expression remained unchanged on the surface, but he secretly exerted force in his hands, but did not move Mjolnir Yun.

Stark let go of the handle of the hammer, straightened his suit, and said slowly, "Come right back."

After speaking, everyone looked at the room strangely, and after a while, Stark came back, but he had an extra steel battle suit gauntlet on his hand.

Stark ignored everyone's surprised eyes, and used the left hand equipped with the gauntlet to hold the hammer handle again with one hand.

At the same time, the powerful propulsion function of the gauntlet started to operate, trying to lift Mjolnir with explosive force, but Mjolnir completely acted like you can do whatever you want, but I don’t care about you, and didn’t change.

"Rhodes, do me a favor"

After trying different positions, Stark finally chose to ask for help.

So Rhodes also equipped the gauntlets and stood beside Stark, holding Mjolnir with both gauntlets.

"Have you tried hard?"

"Who are you after?"

"Just ask, work harder!"

"Okay, use your strength at the same time!"

In the end, Stark and Rhodes worked together and finally failed!

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

After Stark and Rhodes, people tried one after another. Pietro and Banner all got ten results.

Mjolnir said, you are all too weak!

Finally, it was Captain America's turn to play.

"Come on, captain"

Captain America rolled up his cuffs, grasped the handle of the hammer with both hands, and lifted it up with all his strength without seeming to care.

"D"

Thor, who had been watching the show, suddenly changed color. Just now his "Meow Meow Hammer" seemed to shake a bit, but he was soon relieved. The "Meow Meow" Hammer didn't move at all, as if the shaking just now illusion.

"Haha, it still doesn't work"

Captain America shook his head, expressing his incompetence, Thor quickly took a sip of champagne to suppress his shock, and smiled.

"Who else? Do you want to try?"

Stark and the others turned their attention to the ladies present, who hadn't played yet.

"Oh no, we ladies are not involved in this issue"

Natasha Romanoff and Hill have refused, they do not want to go up and be laughed at.

And Wanda was still a little eager to try, but Natasha Romanoff and the others didn't go up, and she couldn't play anymore.

"Well, salute our uncrowned king!"

Stark looked at the proud Thor, and continued: "But this is cheating!

Is there a fingerprint identification system set up on the handle, like a password permission, the person written on it is actually the person with Thor's fingerprint?"

Stark is very suspicious of this problem, permissions must be set on Mjolnir.

You must know that Asgard's technology is actually on the earth. For example, many black technologies and operating systems in S.H.I.E.L.D are beyond the times, but in Asgard, they are only outdated products that have been eliminated for hundreds of years.

"Well, your idea is really interesting, but my explanation is simpler"

Thor stood up, held the champagne and went to his "Meow Hammer", picked up the hammer and threw it, proudly said: "You are not qualified"

"Meow Meow Hammer" is the symbol of his future king of Asgard, not everyone is qualified to lift it.

880 "Pull it down!"

The Avengers have said that you are too nonsense, they don't talk about this here.

"呵~"

Just when the Avengers wanted to make fun of Thor, a piercing voice suddenly broke into everyone's ears, causing discomfort.

"Tap...Tap"

Intermittent footsteps came, and the Avengers quickly stood up and turned their heads to look at the sound, but when they saw the intruder, they looked a little shocked.

I saw a broken robot slowly walking out of the shadows, covered with scattered lines, staggering, and finally stood still not far away.

"qualifications?!"

The blue electronic eyes of the robot turned slightly, scanned all the humans present and retorted: "No! How can you be qualified? You are a group of murderers"

"Stark?"

Captain America frowned and looked at the robot, asking questions.

He could see that it was Stark's Iron Soldiers.

"J.A.R.V.I.S?"

And Stark was also puzzled, J.A.R.V.I.S has never made such a mistake.

"Sorry, I fell asleep, or, I was originally a dream"

The robot in front of him began to speak incoherently, and what he said made everyone confused.

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