Marvel: Opening Sign In Man Of Steel

"Little, Joker?"

Obadiah's neck turned stiffly and slowly, and under the flickering electric light, the mysterious and terrifying Joker could be seen, who had appeared behind him at some point.

Left hand on his left shoulder.

The face with the scary Joker makeup appeared on the right side of his face. At such a close distance, Obadiah could even see the red makeup on the Joker's face. It seemed that it was not just dye, but is blood!

Especially the smile on both sides of the mouth.

That blood red smile.

It was as if it was cut from the corner of the mouth, and it made the scalp tingle just by looking at it.

It's no longer human at all.

This is clearly a pervert, a monster!

"What, what are you trying to do? Are you here to save this kid Lin? Or are you hired by Stark to protect these brothers?"

Obadiah broke out in cold sweat.

But he tried his best to keep his composure.

After all, he is an old fox who has been in the business world all his life, and his psychological quality is still good. Now he just feels an invisible fear, but his psychological defense line has not collapsed.

even.

He was still thinking about whether he could kill the other party?

"Hehe, save this kid? Employed by Stark? Haha, haha, Obadiah Stan, you are very good, and you told me a very good joke as soon as you came up."

Lin Yu's figure moved.

He suddenly sat down in a chair like a ghost.

He put his feet up leisurely on the conference table.

Under the dim electric light that flickers on and off, he seems to be performing a one-person stage play, mysterious and comfortable, while enjoying the whole process.

He looked at Obadiah, the only "spectator", and smiled slowly:

"No, Obadiah, I have no interest in being a superhero, and I'm not hired by anyone. The reason why I'm here is because I'm here to find you."

"Come on a special trip to find me?"

Obadiah was slightly taken aback.

"good."

Lin Yu said, "I really like your treacherous, cunning, shameless, and extremely depraved character. In my eyes, such an ugly you is really a very good treasure."

"..."

Obadiah was speechless.

So you are complimenting me?

Are you still scolding me?

"I'm definitely complimenting you."

As if he could see through Obadiah's mind, Lin Yu continued leisurely, "Actually, I am now recruiting some evil and hateful enough people to set up an organization called the 'Injustice Alliance', Obadiah , I like you very much! However, although you are shameless enough and your character is bad enough, you still have a flaw, tsk tsk tsk...that is a very fatal flaw."

"Recruit me?"

At this time, Obadiah had actually gradually calmed down.

This Joker doesn't seem to want his life, not an enemy, but to recruit him?

An organization founded by pure villains?

Injustice?

He was a little bit interested.

And at this time, with the weak flashing light, he just happened to find a pistol that fell on the ground, which should have fallen from the two black bodyguards.

And...not far from him.

This made Obadiah's heart completely calm.

With a weapon, no matter what kind of monster the opponent is, it is still human after all. He doesn't believe that this guy called Joker can resist bullets?

"You say I have a fatal flaw? What flaw?"

Secretly discovered the existence of the weapon, which made Obadiah directly confident, and the voice of speaking at this moment became slightly louder.

"It's simple."

Lin Yu said, "Your flaw is that you won't tell a joke that's good enough, catchy enough, and...deadly enough."

Saying that, as if by magic, Lin Yu did not know when a clean glass appeared in his hand, just like Obadiah before, he leisurely scooped some ice cubes on the wine rack, and poured in the golden whiskey.

Take a sip.

Lin Yu continued with an expression of enjoyment:

"Obadia, you have to know that jokes, but the most perfect and most beautiful voice in the world, although you told a good joke before, but it is not enough, because a best joke, it is not only enough It's funny, but it has to be... lethal enough!"

"If you want to join my organization Injustice, you must first learn to tell jokes, Obadiah, you are honored, tonight I can accompany you to learn to tell jokes slowly, until your jokes are funny enough Deadly, until I am satisfied."

"..."

Obadiah was speechless again for a while.

All right.

He got it.

The Joker in front of him is simply a lunatic, a lunatic.

tell a joke?

Deadly joke?

Ha ha, you fool!

"I'm sorry, Mr. Joker."

Obadiah's face was completely cold, "I have to admit, you scared me at first, but in my opinion now, you are stupid, if you want to threaten me, first of all, I suggest you learn to put Instead of going crazy like I am now, I would first tie up, blindfold me, or even take things I care about to make me dread, while allowing me to move freely."

Swish!

between words.

Obadiah, an old guy with a chubby physique, turned over extremely dexterously, and approached the pistol on the ground extremely quickly.

and intend to pick it up.

in his anticipation.

The next moment, he will hold the gun and point it at the head of that ridiculous Joker, turning the situation straight, and the whole scene will be under his control again.

But before he could completely pick up the pistol, suddenly, a pale hand picked it up before him.

Obadiah was stunned at first.

Immediately breathing.

how can that be? !

stiff hands.

Trembling slightly.

He raised his head and saw that terrifying Joker face suddenly appeared in front of him!

"what!!!"

Obadiah was even more frightened this time than at the beginning. His heart almost stopped on the spot, and he died!

This, this... This Joker is a human or a ghost!

The pistol was obviously closer to him, why would the other party come one step ahead of him? !

Previously, Obadiah thought it was an illusion caused by dim light and flickering, but now, he is already doubting whether this Joker is human...

"Alas, Obadiah, you really disappointed me."

Lin Yu shook his head.

Reach out.

The thumb and index finger clasped Obadiah's chin and face, causing his mouth to open involuntarily like a fish, and at the same time shoved the cold muzzle directly into Obadiah's mouth:

"Why are you so serious?"

"Woooooooo..."

Obadiah was speechless and could only keep shaking his head, as if begging Lin Yu to spare his life.

However, Lin Yu continued as if he had never seen it before:

"Isn't it good to tell a joke happily with each other? Well, forget it, you are really a troublesome student. If you want to learn to tell a joke, then I'll start with the most basic laugh and teach you. "

Lin Yu will muzzle.

Almost shoved into Obadiah's throat.

This made Obadiah's eyes almost pop out.

But Lin Yu is still not seen.

Instead, the corners of his mouth grinned open, his smile almost reaching his ears, and he said very "kindly":

"Come on, laugh like me."

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