Marvel: Salted Fish's Collapsing Plan

After Yan gave Shi Stark a good education, Shi Stark decided to change his past and start a new life.

Take everyone to the Elf Hotel.

On an island, there is a sea of ​​people, and it is hard to find a place where people stand next to each other.

Jiang Bai floated into the air and didn't see what was going on: "What's the matter? SpongeBob and the others are messing around again?"

There are too many people, and they are all young ladies in bikinis.

The entire Elf Hotel suddenly changed from a children's paradise to a beach resort by the sea, and all kinds of young ladies flocked in one direction.

"Didn't Lucifer open a bar? Last night, he asked the little yellow people to change a bar for him. Lucifer appeared in the bar directly in the form of an Angel, and was discovered by these people who came here to play and posted it on the Internet."

"Now it is estimated that the popularity on the Internet has surpassed Yan and Hela. You also know that women are crazy and men can only bow down!!"

Stark explained the situation to everyone while trying to squeeze into Dracula's castle.

The sight of girls everywhere is really scary. Along the way, Shi Stark and Jiang Bai have several extra bras and panties, under the strange eyes of Yan and Hela

Jiang Bai reluctantly stuffed all the things he collected along the way into Stark's arms.

He explained with embarrassment: "These people are too enthusiastic, I can't stand the enthusiasm!! You see, they don't even want their hot clothes.

Just when Jiang Bai thought there were enough people, he underestimated Lucifer.

Lilith makes her debut.

In an instant, the pervert who heard the wind fell down all over the place.

A few minutes later, Lilith's video appeared on the headlines of various websites, instantly suppressing the image of Lucifer, the six-winged Angel.

All the old Sepis were holding their mobile phones and computers, their faces flushed red and emotional, and they hurriedly placed an order to snap up tickets for the Elf Hotel.

The bar on the Elf Hotel has become popular all over the world before it even opened.

In the afternoon of the second day, Phil Coulson paid a visit in person.

"Long time no see, Mr. Jiang Bai!!"

"Hello, village chief! Why is your hair getting less and less?"

Phil Coulson froze and said: "Work needs! Work needs!!"

"I came this time because of the bar on the Elf Hotel."

"The whole of New York has been in a state of traffic paralysis since yesterday, and some shops and businesses have stopped operating."

"What? Traffic paralyzed and business stopped? I don't understand that, shouldn't you go to Stark and ask him?"

Jiang Bai wondered, what does the traffic paralysis have to do with me? Shouldn't he go to the traffic department? The business stopped and he went to the business manager.

"Mr. Jiang Bai, it's like this. Since yesterday, the bar at Elf Hotel Mountain has become famous all over the world. The six-winged Angel in it is so charming that all the women started running to Elf Hotel to meet him. .”

"And that..."

Having said that, Phil Coulson paused, recalling seeing Lilith's video.

Lilith had already appeared in the bar, and everyone was silent for a while, and then the man fell to the ground and started to bleed, and the woman started to roll her eyes.

No one can escape the charm of Lilith.

The equipment in the hands of some people who came here specially to broadcast the live broadcast directly broadcast Lilith's image, every frown and smile.

Immediately, the whole world did not know how many people had syncope and excessive blood loss at the same time.

The next day all the Bald Eagle's hospitals began to be full, partly because they fainted when they saw Lilith and hit their heads for treatment, and partly because those rich people directly prescribed a yearly subscription in the hospital.

Pay the deposit directly, and then get on your own car, private jet, cruise ship or something and start to go to the Elf Hotel.

Now there are a lot of traffic jams in the whole New York state, all for the man who can catch a glimpse of Lilith.

And the business stopped because both men and women have goals, men go to Lilith and women go to Lucifer.

The entire bald eagle began to fall into a paralyzed state.

"What you said is true?" Jiang Bai obviously doesn't believe it. No matter how powerful Lilith is, she can't spread her aura through TV and the Internet. ?

"It's true, you can turn on the TV now, even the TV station has stopped working now. They all ran to the Elf Hotel!" Phil Coulson sighed, if Nick Fury hadn't stopped him, he would also want to see how Lilith really is. charming.

Fortunately, as a high level agent, I often deal with Jiang Bai and the others, and I have some special skills, otherwise I would fall into madness like these ordinary people.

Even so, the moment Nick Fury saw Lilith's live video, his blood surged, and his nosebleeds sprayed out on Phil Coulson as if he didn't want money.

So the Lilith video that Phil Coulson watched was a version that has been processed to remove an unknown amount of charm, but it is still extremely desirable.

"Now even the sea outside the Elf Hotel is full of boats. If you want to enter the Elf Hotel, you have to wait in line and fly directly." Phil Coulson finally finished talking about the situation and became silent.

He was waiting for an answer, and the whole S.H.I.E.L.D knew that no matter how miraculous things happened, he had to say hello to Jiang Bai first, so that the problem could really be solved.

To find Shi Stark or something, you still have to find Jiang Bai in the end.

"Hela, how about we organize a tour group to hell, and send Lucifer and Lilith to hell, where they can do whatever they want.

Hela thought carefully about Jiang Bai's opinion, and felt that it was a good idea. Anyway, there is nothing in hell except demons. If someone is willing to visit hell, she will definitely agree with it, so that in the future, someone might feel a sense of intimacy when they go to hell.

Yan suddenly laughed and said: "Why don't you talk about opening a real estate in hell? Just arrange everything after death?"

Jiang Bai clapped his hands and said: "Good idea!! Yan is smart!! Phil Coulson, please contact Shi Stark to let him operate these things. I will go to Ancient One magician to open a pass

After speaking, Jiang Bai flew out of the room to find the holy place in New York.

"So you want to build a fixed space gate between the earth and hell for tourism?" Ancient One magician put down the teacup in his hand and looked at Jiang Bai in surprise. .

"Magician, think about it, anyway, those people will go to hell sooner or later, wouldn't it be good to let them go in and familiarize themselves with the environment in advance, and throw Lucifer back and continue other demons to continue to make trouble on the earth, killing two birds with one stone!!"

Jiang Bai looked at Ancient One magician with a sincere face, it’s okay to open hell, anyway, the future that Ancient One magician sees has changed a long time ago, now he has four Infinite Gems in his hand, Thanos seems to gather six Infinite Gems only Can wait for the next life.

The Ancient One magician took a sip from his teacup and said, ""...You just have to make sure you can keep watch over those demons in hell. I don't mind if you make trouble as long as you can control it. "

"Deal!! Welcome Ancient One magician to Hell as a guest!! I will find you a few strong big devils to accompany you at that time!!"

The Ancient One magician stared, and sent Jiang Bai back with a wave of his hand.

After two days of preparation, Lucifer was kicked back to his original hell by Jiang Bai with Lilith with a look of reluctance, and Tom and a large group of minions went with him.

They will build a new huge amounts of commercial plaza in hell, integrating entertainment, accommodation, eating, drinking and fun, and going to hell will become a buzzword in this world in the future.

All the luxuries, lusciousness, life, dreams and deaths will really appear in the world.

The space gate to enter hell is set up in the Alaska region that Gabriel has already destroyed.

The traffic paralysis and business stoppage finally began to gradually return to normal after Lucifer and Lilith left.

"Jiang Bai! Well, I might have gotten into trouble!!" (Nonuo's)

Jiang Bai, who was still sleeping late, just saw off Lucifer and Lilith yesterday, and was woken up by Shi Stark early in the morning.

"What? Your illegitimate son came to your door? Pepper found out?"

"It really caused trouble. Do you remember that you gave me a chip in the world of pirates? I have been doing research in the laboratory for the past few days. Last night, I suddenly found that J.A.R.V.I.S can't reflect. No matter how I call J.A.R.V.I.S, it seems It's like a dead machine and no response."

"After a night of overhauling, I found that the chip you gave me still contained a string of special codes, as if it could activate a higher level state of artificial intelligence. Fei Weiss suddenly evolved into an intelligent ecology."

Jiang Bai rubbed his eyes and frowned and looked at Stark: "What is intelligent life? Isn't it? I Carlos too? There are four Autobots at the Hotel Elf, aren't they all? What's the fuss about?" ?”

Shi Stark said angrily: "J.A.R.V.I.S ran away, named himself Skynet, and also stole the shapeshifting metal materials developed by Yan and I with the shapeshifting King Kong Ability, and now he started talking on the Internet to destroy Human!!Change!"

"Skynet????"

"It's such a familiar name!!" Jiang Bai woke up instantly. .