Marvel: Salted Fish's Collapsing Plan
Chapter 280: Spongebob Squarepants Helps Thor Complete A Major Life Change
Wanda and Diana get up together and stop Captain Marvel.
In the sky, Thor finally flew back from nowhere.
Apart from the dilapidated battle armor on his body, there are no visible wounds on his body, but there are obvious blood stains at the corners of his bruised and purple mouth.
Those who came back with Thor saw that Captain Marvel was also participating in the battle, and picked up their weapons one after another, selected a target, and began to charge.
Boom Boom The stone man rushed directly to Hulk with strides, and Hulk swung Stark and hit the fat-headed fish valkyrie next to him.
In an instant, the chaos started.
Xingjue and the others hurriedly hid away, they knew how cruel Jiang Bai and the others were, Ronan was like a toy in Jiang Bai's hands, fortunately he reacted quickly and said that he was watching the fun, otherwise he would say Probably lying on the ground by now.
Kaido incarnated as Dragon soared into the sky and went straight to SpongeBob SquarePants.
The stone man punched Hulk in the face, and a layer of waves appeared directly on Hulk's green face.
Thor dog swung his hammer and flew into the sky, thunder and thunder rumbled in the sky.
"Crack!" A thunderbolt the size of a bucket struck the stone man's head, and the fine stone dregs fell straight to the ground.
Hulk hit back with a home run and slammed Stark on the Golem's neck. The Golem fell to the ground with a plop. Valkyrie got up from the ground and picked up his long sword. , high-high jumped up and stabbed the long sword on Hulk's back with a poof.
"Tom, won't you go up-help?"
"It's not that I can't fight, sir, what am I going to do?"
"I'm talking about SpongeBob SquarePants. He's dealing with Thor and Kaido by himself now. Pai Daxing doesn't know when he will be able to escape by himself. "170" No one can calculate the time when he will be resurrected -Come."
Tom raised his eyelids and rubbed his sleepy face with his paws, grabbed the sleeping Squidward next to him, swished towards Kaido, and threw him.
Octopus sensed that there was a change in the outside world, and slowly took his blindfold away to take a look, and the crackling happened to be stuck on Kaido's face.
Kaido grabbed Brother Squid in his hand and said, "I got you!!! Now it's your turn to feel the loss of your balls!!!"
The nails on the paws stood up and flashed white light a few times.
According to Brother Octopus' crotch, he stretched it over.
"puff!!"
"Huh?" Brother Octopus looked down at Kaido's hand and didn't understand what Kaido was going to do?
He is an octopus, not a human being, he has no balls, and Kaido pokes all his tentacles. Although they are usually used as legs, they are actually his hands, and Squidward has no legs.
Brother Octopus asked in his voice as if someone had pinched his nose: "Ah! This gentleman who looks familiar, do you seem to be eating octopus balls?"
"Where? Where?" Suddenly, SpongeBob SquarePants, who was fighting Thor, appeared next to Brother Squidward, flipping over him.
"SpongeBob, don't you notice that there is something wrong with the way he looks at you?"
"Huh? Really?" SpongeBob turned his head and looked at Kaido's blood-red eyes with two large teeth leaking out and asked, "This gentleman who looks familiar, did you cut onions to make your eyes hot?"
Hearing SpongeBob's innocent question, Jiang Bai couldn't help but put down the popcorn in his hand and applaud SpongeBob.
If he didn't know that SpongeBob's brain level is really like a child's, he would have thought that SpongeBob just said these words to make Kaido more angry.
Kaido's eyes were instantly bloodshot: "I remind you of mine!!! Heat!!!"
The other dragon claw caught SpongeBob in an instant, Kaido opened his mouth wide and sprayed out the anger accumulated for a long time at Squidward and SpongeBob in his hands, and the blazing flames directly surrounded SpongeBob and Squidward.
SpongeBob's body began to dehydrate quickly, and within a few blinks, the breadboard turned into a burning dry sponge, while Squidward turned from blue skin to red Yes, he made shots from time to time and wobbled a bit, proving that he was actually roasted just right.
Congratulations to Kaido, you solved two enemies at once!!!
At this moment, a naive voice rang in Kaido's ear: "Sir, are you selling grilled squid?"
Pai Daxing didn't know when he was revived and reappeared on the battlefield, still with one hand in his mouth, drooling and runny nose, staring at the cooked Squidward with his eyes wide open, his nose still From time to time, suck twice hard.
Kaido seemed to be shocked, why did the two guys in his hands die so easily?" Staring at the blood-red eyes, he didn't even notice when Pai Daxing appeared beside him.
Pai Daxing snorted, and the drool on his hand went straight into Kaido's ear.
Suddenly, Kaido yelled in his ear: "Art is Patrick!!!!"
"boom!!!!"
Swish!! There was a rain of blood in the sky, half of Kaido's dragon head was blown off, and an arm fell directly on Hulk's face.
Hulk broke Kaido's claws and directly took out the Squidward inside and stuffed it into his mouth.
Thor, who had only been blown up by Pai Daxing once in the sky, wanted to dodge, but he flew too slowly and was directly inserted into the lower half by a dragon's horn, his face turned pale in an instant, his expression distorted, and Dou Da's sweat instantly It started to flow, and was carried by the dragon's horn like a witch riding a broom and flew straight into the sky again.
Fortunately, it was plugged in from behind, I hope Thor is okay!! I hope Thor will not develop any new attributes.
On the other side, Wanda, who was fighting Captain Marvel, was startled, and quickly looked up at the sky, and her face was splashed with blood.
Captain Marvel took the opportunity to punch Wanda's chin with a click, and the whole chin twisted directly.
Jiang Bai coughed, coughed, and was almost stuck to death with the popcorn on his throat.
I didn't expect Wanda's combat awareness to be so weak. On the battlefield, shells flew randomly and bullets filled the sky, and there were explosions everywhere. Isn't this something that should have been thought of long ago? Why is there still distraction to watch.
It's a pity that he has a cute face, but now he is directly punched by Captain Marvel, with a crooked mouth and squinted eyes.
Wanda felt the sharp pain and burst into tears immediately, Diana quickly held back her laugh and smashed the shield on Captain Marvel's head, but because she couldn't use the strength to suppress her laughter, she smashed a- Sound-sound, Captain Marvel didn't even tilt his head, only his golden hair shook slightly.
He turned his hand and punched Diana's chest. Diana stepped back and covered her chest and began to cough.
In an instant, Captain Marvel took down two enemies and became the best player in this battle.
Jiang Bai managed to spit out the popcorn stuck in his throat, and quickly shouted at Wanda: "Wanda!! You use magic!! Are you stupid to run up-to melee with her?"
Among all the people, Wanda's fighting ability is one of the best, but the fighting awareness is not even comparable to Stark.
His jaw was crooked after being punched by someone, and he immediately lost his combat effectiveness, and looked back at Jiang Bai with tears in his eyes.
It was supposed to be pear blossoms with rain, but Jiang Bai couldn't help laughing when he saw Wanda's crooked jaw: "Hahaha!!! Wanda, can you use your magic to heal your jaw first , otherwise it would be too ugly!! Hahahahaha!!!"
Even Yan Hela and Pepper Natasha Romanoff couldn't hold back and started giggling.
Captain Marvel stretched out two white energy pillars with both hands, and rushed towards Wanda and Diana who were still feeling pain.
"Puff!!" Two sounds, and the two flew backward at the same time.
Jiang Bai shook his head and couldn't help it, so he stood up quickly to catch the two of them, and kicked Tom, who was watching the excitement, and Tom waved his paw and scratched directly on Captain Marvel's face.
Captain Marvel's skin is thick enough and there is no damage at all, but he is very angry inside, and he is about to fall to the ground as soon as he grabs Tom who is flailing his teeth and claws.
"Kamehameha!!"
Instantly, an energy ball appeared on Tom's little paw, and hit Captain Marvel's stomach with a puff sound.
Captain Marvel is like a warhead that has been pushed by a rocket booster and swishes across the sky, leaving only a white beam of light.
Tom turned over and stood on the ground, patted his paws and said to Wanda and Diana: "Huh! I need to help you!! You should increase your homework, the kind that can never be finished!!"
Wanda snorted with tears in her eyes, and then quickly covered her chin with tears streaming down her face.
"Humph! You not only need to increase your homework, but you also need to devote yourself to combat training. If you make good use of Chthon's power, let alone a Captain Marvel, even a group of them is not enough for you alone , You will return to Tom to train on the rest day, when will you be able to play with Tom, and I will ask you when to let you have a vacation!"
After Wanda Jiang Bai finished speaking, he began to talk about Diana: "You too, what are you laughing at, the dignified demigod was almost out of breath after being punched by a mortal, from now on you will train with Wanda, and all the snacks will be confiscated !"
Still unconvinced, Diana poked her neck and said, "I'm not a kid, I don't need training, I've trained enough in Paradise Island!!!"
"You still have the nerve to say that you have trained enough and dare to laugh when you are fighting. If it weren't for us here-here, you would be beaten from Wonder Woman to a magic patty!!"
Diana pursed her lips in disbelief and snorted, turned her face away and ignored Jiang Bai..
Looking at Diana's face as a little girl and Jiang Bai covering his forehead, he didn't know whether the system was giving me ten ex-girlfriends or a daughter from the sky.
Diana and Wanda are about the same age, but at least Wanda lived in a war-torn place and experienced social beatings.
Diana came out from that closed place on Paradise Island. It hasn’t been half a month since she came out, and she still came out to play Ares. The current knowledge level of the whole person is not as good as SpongeBob SquarePants. If she is not taller than Jiang Bai Come out so little, just based on Diana's usual behavior, others will know whose family's silly girl she is at a glance.
On the entire battlefield, only Hulk is left with Stark against the stone man and the fat-headed fish valkyrie.
Kaido fell directly from the sky and lay down on the Bifrost. He didn't know when he could recover his combat power, but I'm afraid he couldn't recover. No matter how strong his recovery ability is, it is impossible to recover half of his head.
The current situation is probably due to the wandering between half-dead and imminent.
Hulk grabbed valkyrie and swung his long sword, spit out on valkyrie's face Squidward that he couldn't chew for a long time, and he didn't pretend anymore It was tightly wrapped around Valkyrie's neck and head.
The sticky saliva covered Valkyrie's face, Valkyrie quickly let go of the sword in his hand and stepped back again and again, wanting to tear Brother Octopus off her face.
At this time, SpongeBob SquarePants suddenly appeared on the stage and directly stood on top of the stone man, holding up two little hands: "Dangdangdangdang!!! Surprise!!! I'm back again!!!!"
"Crack!" Stone
The man waved his hand and pressed SpongeBob SquarePants on his stone head.
Hulk put his foot under the boast of the stone man, waved a big slap on the face of the stone man: "That's Hulk's friend!!!!"
The stone man was staggered several times by Hulk's slap, threw the SpongeBob SquarePants in his hand to the ground, stepped on it with all his strength, and shouted: "You killed my friend!!
Jiang Bai hurriedly asked Yan who was sitting next to him: "Who is his friend? Has Hulk done any cruel things? He has come across the universe to take revenge!!"
"Probably the bug-man in the Sakaar arena!"
Before Yan could answer, Pepper spoke first.
Yan and Pepper have the best memories in their group. Yan's brain is like a supercomputer that is always on, unless she doesn't want to answer questions, otherwise
Of course he must know what Jiang Bai asks every time.
And Pepper is the power of Xueba!!
As for Jiang Bai and Hela? Jiang Bai simply has a bad memory, or he has never remembered anything that has nothing to do with him, so he can get lost while walking at 3.5
If someone wants to remember a bug he saw a long time ago, don't you make it difficult for him?
And Hela is even simpler, I am a majestic queen, who will remember these little people, anyway, in Hela's eyes, there is no essential difference between bugs and stones,
It's nothing more than crushing with a finger or killing with a word.
Hulk was also inexplicably yelled by the stone man, scratched his scalp and grinned!" It was Stark's turn and hit the stone man in the face.
Who cares who your friend is, and it's not my friend, Hulk has such a simple mind that he won't remember who the stone man in front of him is.
He had long forgotten that in the Sakaar arena, his friend who was carrying a stone man, a bug man who was about the same height as SpongeBob SquarePants and had two knives in his hands, fell directly to the ground.
Green flesh and blood flew everywhere, leaving only an incomplete skeleton.
"Crack!!" There was a clap of thunder, and a huge thunder ray from the sky struck directly on Hulk's head.
Thor twisted his face, covered his lower half with one hand, and flew back with the ax in the other.
With a swish, SpongeBob turned into a golden light and flew out from the stone man's feet - and appeared directly in front of Thor.
"Have you ever been kicked by the speed of light?"
As he spoke, he lifted his slender leg sideways, and his eyes shone with dazzling golden light.
Thor quickly picked up the ax and was about to attack. Unexpectedly, SpongeBob suddenly changed his legs into a whole from bottom to top.
"puff!"
"Crack!!" came the sound of breaking eggs.
Thor's face immediately turned blood-red, and then immediately turned pale, his eyes protruded and turned upwards, all the blood vessels on his body burst out, and he hit Bifrost directly with a plop
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