Marvel: Salted Fish's Collapsing Plan
Chapter 9 Bed Warmer?
In a daze, Jiang Bai felt an unusually sweet voice speaking in his ear.
"The bed warmer?"
Jiang Bai didn't even open his eyes and said directly: "Why is the TV not turned off?"
Struggling to get up, I prepared to turn off the TV.
"Eh? I didn't watch TV just now, I was playing games all the time."
After rubbing his eyes, he saw a man with long blond hair sitting next to the sofa, fair skin and beautiful long legs, wearing a suit of armor, with his legs crossed, and a long sword on his lap.
bass! With a single click, Jiang Bai got up from the sofa.
As soon as he landed, the long sword rested on Jiang Bai's neck.
Jiang Bai carefully opened his eyes and looked at the person in front of him, the more familiar he looked, the more familiar he looked.
I've seen this look and this outfit before, but I just can't remember who it is.
Feeling the icy touch of the long sword on his neck, Jiang Bai blurted out in shock.
"My lady, please forgive me!!"
"Um??"
"No, female hero, spare your life?"
"Queen please spare the head office, please put the sword away quickly."
It looked familiar at first, but when I saw the pair of white wings on her back, I immediately remembered who it was.
Angel Yan.
For a while, it was super popular. It is said that the house north of the Milky Way is the most beautiful, and the house south of the Milky Way is the most ignited.
Jiang Bai also chased Chaoshen for a while, and he especially liked the way Angelyan sat quietly by the window.
Angel Yan put away the long sword in his hand and sat down on the sofa again. Looking at Jiang Bai's expression, he knew that Jiang Bai must know him.
"Since you know me, tell me how to send me back!"
"I can't send it back. Just now I made a wish in my dream, but I didn't expect it to come true. You will be my dedicated bed warmer from now on."
Jiang Bai knows that Angelyan is a pervert, and he doesn't care if you want to adjust her breath because she has lived for more than 7,000 years.
Yan glanced at Jiang Bai: "Little boy, it's not good to lie to Sister Angel."
"It's the first time I've seen a young lady who is more than seven thousand years old, but I heard that the female junior is holding a gold brick, and the female senior seven thousand is giving away the Tianren No. 7. Have you brought the dowry with you?"
Yan saw that Jiang Bai was still glib, and the flaming long sword in his hand turned red with a whimper.
Jiang Bai, who saw that Yan was not ready for the text, hurriedly shouted: "Stop, stop! I can't stand the flaming sword now. I really can't send you back. I don't know how you came here. "
"Look, I came here out of nowhere. Now that I'm a salted fish, you have an unlimited lifespan anyway, why don't you wait a little longer. Maybe your sisters will come over someday."
It wasn't that Jiang Bai was really afraid of Angel Yan's flaming long sword, but that there was no need to fight.
No matter how powerful Angel Yan is, he still can't stand up to Jiang Bai's unreasonable skills.
And you can't tell her that the system brought you here.
Jiang Bai continued: "Anyway, you've come here, and you'll be at ease now that you've come. Angel, who has lived so long, why is he still being naughty like a little girl? Be good, put down the sword quickly."
"What happened to my seven-thousand-year-old little girl?"
The flames that were originally in a red state started to ignite a raging fire.
After finishing the calf, Jiang Bai realized that she was talking. No matter how old a woman is, even Angel can't mention her age. In her heart, she will always be eighteen years old.
It’s useless to watch so many videos called how to shoot girls, and I don’t need any of them at the critical moment.
Jiang Bai quickly took two steps back and said, "Speak well, put down the sword quickly, in my heart you will always be an eighteen-year-old young girl."
"My country is the most beautiful north of the Milky Way, and my country is the most flammable south of the Milky Way!"
"The one who spoke just now was my brother. I'll beat him to death later."
Angel Yan looked at Jiang Bai with a smile: "I didn't expect you to be sweet, but if you don't send me back, I will make you shut up forever."
"That's how the Thunder God of War is like this? How can you bully people just because you are an Angel? I told you that if you want to stay like this, I will beat you. Let you know what family law is!" Jiang Bai said while backing away.
Angel Yanping pointed at Jiang Bai with the flaming sword that was still blazing.
"One last warning, Angel Yan, let me tell you, don't think I'm afraid of you just because you have wings."
"Hurry up and put down the sword, do you hear me?"
Looking at Angelyan who is still not moving, it seems that if he wants to speak calmly, he still needs to teach her a lesson.
"I declare that..."
Jiang Bai was constantly Bala Bala Bala chanting what he didn't mean to say, anyway, it's enough if the skill doesn't stop, while walking to Angel Yan who was immobilized by the skill.
Forcibly pulled the flame sword out of Angel Yan's hand and put it into the system space.
I found a pillow on the sofa, and started to smack Yan Yan's ass|buttocks.
Although Jiang Bai did not take advantage of it, but he still has self-knowledge, knowing that Angelyan is a seven-thousand-year-old single, you tell her some low-end jokes, and she will not remember the harmless jokes.
But if Jiang Bai really wants to spank his ass, Angelyan must have red eyes and Jiang Bai desperately.
While beating Jiang Bai, he kept muttering: "Do you want to accept it! Do you want to accept it!"
"Do you want to accept it! Do you want to accept it!"
Tired of tossing and turning, Jiang Bai quickly hid away to catch his breath.
After waiting for dozens of seconds, Angel Yan was able to move, and this time, he finally did not want to shout, but stretched out his hand and said, "Give me back the sword."
"do not fight?"
"do not fight!"
The two people who were finally able to communicate well sat down on both sides of the sofa and began to communicate again.
"I'm also a foreigner. I don't know how I came to this world, but I know a thing or two about this world."
"Based on your combat prowess, Thunder God of War, you are considered to be the strongest here, but you are not the strongest, and don't even think about going back. If I could go back, I would have run away by myself."
"If you like to help Kesha promote order, I won't stop you, but you can't cry if you are beaten by a big boss outside."
Well, well, well, Jiang Bai told Angelyan everything he knew.
Especially there is such a big guy as Ancient One on the earth, so don't mess with it.
And what Jiang Bai can know about Captain Marvel, Thanos, and the Asgard hammer brother who will fall from the sky in a few months, his three princesses who are always fighting for favor, and the big sister.
With Angel Yan's strength, he can actually walk sideways in the Marvel movie world.
Angel Yan, who was summoned by Jiang Bai, still has not been to the Milky Way, that is, the third-generation god body, and there is no way to injure him without a special god-killing weapon, which is basically equivalent to Superman's steel body.
And even if it is really injured, it can be recovered through Energy Absorbing.
The most powerful thing is actually her secondary biological engine, which can subvert the law of energy conservation and has the power of thunder at the nebula level.
The nebula covers a much larger area than the younger brothers in galaxies like the solar system.
Theoretically, he has infinite thunder power. Compared with Brother Hammer, Yan is the real Thor.
It's just that this kind of power cannot be portrayed in the Super God animation, otherwise there will be no acting if a galaxy is wiped out in a battle.
Just like in Dragon Ball, it is obviously possible to easily explode the stars, but the destructive power on the earth has to be shown as if it can only explode a hole, because it is not easy to perform the star explosion casually.
But now it is the real world, and his combat power is not limited by the director. Basically, he can't beat the sneaky Ancient One magician with Time Gem and space magic, even if Odin doesn't put on the real Destroyer armor. He must be able to beat Yan.
"So I can only be a salted fish like you?"
"What's wrong with being a salted fish? You haven't beaten enough for thousands of years. Let me introduce you to Tony Stark. Whenever you see him, you want to beat him up."
(Bosses, please like me, please give me a reward for the flowers, and please collect them)
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