Marvel's Emperor Arrives

Li Luosi's Facebook is still the same as the usual mudslide style in the media world.

-- Title: "The people of the United States are crying and fainting, and the Pentagon is turned over by grass..."

-- Content: Shocked! I saw that the Pentagon had been turned over, who did it? Stand up! I promise not to kill him (thumbs up)! I just combed through the media reports in the evening, and found that there are still many that have not been reported, so I will add here. One is the monster, the second is the process of the attack, and the third is the result of the attack.

Then, Li Luo sent a lot of various high-definition uncensored pictures about monsters, among which Bolt Tyrant was the most conspicuous, because his body was extremely large, and the most conspicuous thing was the huge eyeball under his shoulder, which made people look creepy.

And the process of the attack, Li Luos told in detail about the paralysis of the Pentagon with the electromagnetic cannon at the beginning, and then the armed attack, as well as the monster's wind, thunder, water and fire, superpowers, and invulnerability. There are a lot of photos in it, and it's like a Hollywood blockbuster.

Then, it was also said that the computer center was bombed and inestimable data was destroyed.

Later, the process of the military station being grass next to it is introduced, with a large number of pictures, such as a mental attack on the soldier who fell to the ground while cutting wheat, a missile washing the ground, and then a picture of finally escaping with something.

At the end of the document, Lilos concluded: "The attack was clearly a diversion of the tiger, the Pentagon became the bait, and the mysterious objects of the military station became the ultimate target, and the other side finally succeeded in taking the items." The Pentagon has become a dangerous building, a building without steel bars, destined to become a target for demolition, and I don't know how much the state will pay for the demolition..."

In the end, Li Luos shouted: "The Ministry of Defense is so weak, it is a waste of taxpayers' money!"

Ended this Facebook post.

The following comment is also going crazy.

"Oh my God, did those media grow up eating?

"Look at that monster with open eyes on your shoulders, it's 6666!!"

"Wow~~ These monsters are so cute~ I really want to take them home and feed..."

"There's a pervert upstairs!"

"There is still a mental impact, 666~~"

"Well said, the Ministry of Defense is simply too weak, not only was it hanged and beaten, but it was also transferred away from the mountain without even finding out. "

Countless people criticized the Ministry of Defense, and at the same time, there were many people with peculiar aesthetics who thought the tyrant was cute and wanted to take him home and feed him, but most of them were American peculiar thinking youths and people from all over the world who watched the excitement.

Just when all the fans were discussing it passionately, suddenly Li Luos posted a new news on Facebook.

-- Title: "Countries have called to mourn, Mr. President actually did this after hearing it, and I felt speechless after reading it..."

- Content: The Pentagon was bombed, and the White House was busy. And Europe, Britain, France, Germany, Spain, the Celestial Empire, Japan... Congratulatory messages were sent one after another... Bah...... sent a condolence call, constantly comforting Mr. President, telling him to be strong, to be steady, not to cry, to stand up... Hey, I think there's something weird mixed in... Mr. President expressed his gratitude to these countries for their condolences. These phone calls lasted for more than 3 hours, and Mr. President was moved to tears, and then... I dropped the table, and I don't know if I will go home and hit the child. Feel sorry for the table for five minutes.

- Photo: The president answers the phone, the president sheds tears, the president slams the table...

As soon as this Facebook news came out, the following comments were neatly arranged with a large "666".

At first, many Americans didn't understand what this 666 meant, after all, it was an Internet language from the Celestial Empire, and now Li Luos's Facebook has been made by such a series of 666, so that a large number of Americans know what 666 means, and they are happy to use it.

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Defense.

"General, that Li Luos is Facebook again!" exclaimed the staff officer.

"Hmph, it's just a clown, what should he do?" the Minister of Defense snorted coldly.

"No, General, this Lilos is slandering us..."The staff officer handed the tablet to the Minister of Defense.

When the defense minister looked at Li Luosi's Facebook post, he went so far as to say that the defense department was very weak, and he was so angry that the defense minister wanted to beat people.

"General, should we send someone to arrest him?" asked the staff officer.

"Well... Forehead...... Wait!" The Minister of Defense hesitated for a moment, looked at the tattered Pentagon, and finally said helplessly: "Remember this feud for the time being, and wait for the Ministry of Defense to settle down in half a month, and then settle accounts with him!"

"Yes! General!" the staff officer wrote down in his notebook very seriously—"In half a month, I will settle accounts with Li Luos!"

It is also important to mark the itinerary of this one in bold and red.

Obviously, this staff officer hated Li Luos very much, and if anyone investigated his social connections, it could be seen that he was friends with Nick Fury's son.

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This side of the White House.

"Damn! This Lilos is so hateful! How dare you write me like this!"

The cute and cute Mr. President, after following the phone call just now and slamming the table with a violent temper, saw the Facebook of Li Luos handed over by the secretary, and smashed the table again.

The secretary looked at it and felt distressed.

It's not that I feel sorry for the president, but I feel sorry for the table.

The president's desk is no ordinary desk. There are four presidential desks in the White House, the Fortitude Desk, the Theodore Roosfu Desk, the Willson Desk, and the CO Desk.

The president chooses one of the four tables.

Each of them has its own unique historical heritage.

For example, the Perseverance Table, the United States salvaged the British Navy ship in 1845 and returned it to the United Kingdom, after the ship was decommissioned, the British government ordered three tables to be made of its wood, the largest of which is the current Perseverance Table, which was presented to Hayes in 1880 as a thank you for the discovery, restoration and return of the "Perseverance" by the United States, symbolizing the friendship between the United States and Britain (nonsense).

Today, when the president was angry, it was this [Perseverance Table] that was the happiest to lift the table, and he was obviously angry with the Queen of England.

After breaking the Fortitude Desk, the President reached for three other tables, breaking Theodore Rothfu's desk and Wierson desk.

And now, finally broke the last CO desk.

A three-minute silence for the next president~~

The President: "Secretary, make a note of this Lilos! I'm going to give him a good look!"

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