Marvel's Planeswalkers

Looking back to the past, Li Feng, who had already stopped breastfeeding and had his crotch-less pants sewn up, still had an unstable pace when walking and was prone to falling down, often landing on his face, but this did not prevent him from having a heart of a hero who longed to fight for justice and eliminate all injustices in the world.

In order to broaden his horizons about the world of martial arts, Li Feng not only read martial arts comic books, but also watched various martial arts TV shows, such as "The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber" and "The Legend of the Condor Heroes".

Especially in summer and summer vacation, Li Feng would hold his rice bowl on time at mealtime, sit on a small stool in front of the black and white TV with his butt pouting, and watch various martial arts TV shows seriously. When he was too fascinated by the TV, he would put down his rice bowl and imitate the "Eighteen Palms of Subduing Insects" on TV to slap the mosquitoes that were circling around him, or pick up a wooden stick on the ground and perform the "Crazy Rolling Stick Method" to kill the nearby flies with the stick.

Not to mention, although Li Feng's martial arts moves were not up to par, his expressions were still very accurate, especially his expression of hatred for the world, which frightened the mosquitoes and flies around him. They stayed as far away from Li Feng as possible, fearing that they would be infected by this newly minted mentally retarded hero, or be slapped to death on the small bench.

Unfortunately, Li Feng's performances, which he believed to be deeply rooted in the essence of martial arts, usually ended with his buttocks blooming.

This was not because Li Feng practiced the Seven Injury Fist, which hurt himself before hurting others, but because his parents, who were watching TV at the side, could not stand the noisy Li Feng, so they decided to demonstrate the martial arts of the male and female evil spirits, and used Li Feng's buttocks as an imaginary enemy. After all, there were not many ways to treat naughty children in the early years, and the most effective method recognized was to beat them, beat them hard, and beat the children as if they were picked up.

When he grew up, Li Feng realized that the coveted internal skills on TV were all lies, and were purely imaginary things.

After being sad for a while, Li Feng shifted his attention to the "Foshan Shadowless Kick" and other kung fu. After all, it is obvious that this thing does not require internal strength. As long as you have perseverance and persistence, you can practice the ability to fly over the eaves and walk on the walls. This led to Li Feng, who thought he had perseverance, kicking or kicking his own door every day.

Seeing that Li Feng was about to practice to the point where he could kick the door four times in a row, indicating that the shadowless kick was about to be practiced, Li Feng's father, who disliked Li Feng for being too noisy, personally demonstrated what the "Dad Kick Method" was, and kicked Li Feng on the spot. He was shocked and ran away.

If Li Feng's mother had not rescued Li Feng after hearing the scream, it is estimated that Li Feng's grave grass would have been fat and white with hundreds of cattle and sheep.

Later, as Li Feng grew up and became sensible, he understood that movies were just movies. Even if someone in reality could kick the "shadowless kick", what would it matter? Anyway, he would never have the opportunity to meet these talented people in this life.

Besides, what can you do in a society with good law and order after practicing martial arts for half a lifetime? Even if you catch a thief and hit him hard, it won't work. After all, poking eyes and hitting the genitals are normal moves in kung fu. If you are not careful, you can beat the thief to death. Even if the thief is hated, he is still a human being. He is a citizen of the country before being deprived of political rights. As long as you hit him hard, the thief will not only let the police uncle lock you up in a small dark room, but also sue you until you go bankrupt.

Let me digress here. Kung fu is a killing skill. It rarely has a real health-preserving effect. Even if the old ladies and old men in the park practice Tai Chi, what is the left palm and the right hand hook? What is the "hook" in the right hand for? It's just pecking people's joints and eyeballs.

What really keeps people healthy is exercise. The effect of practicing Tai Chi every day and doing radio gymnastics is actually not much different. If you don't believe it, you can go online to check those real kung fu masters. Don't look at their heavy fists that can kill people with one punch, but look at how long they can live? Not to mention living to the age of 100, how many people live to 80?

Finally, and most importantly, when Li Feng grew up, he felt that a certain saying was very good - 'No matter how good your martial arts skills are, you can knock them down with one shot'.

Why learn martial arts in a peaceful society? Wouldn't you be tired?

Over time, Li Feng, who was afraid of hardship, gave up the idea of ​​becoming a martial arts hero.

Who would have thought that God, whether blind or dozed off, gave Li Feng a second life, and it was a life that started in the extraordinary world.

Now, although Li Feng does not have the ability to fly with a sword or fly over eaves and walls, he can do magic. Once the shield is turned on, it is no big deal to ignore guns and cannons. After the portal is opened, he can instantly cross to the other side of the earth. No high-speed rail or airplane can compare to it, but the passport problem is a bit difficult.

He can even beat the legendary devil to his knees and call him grandpa with a wave of his hand. This can be regarded as satisfying Li Feng's little wish to sweep away all the injustices in the world when he was a child in his previous life.

Finally, and most importantly, Li Feng's life span is no longer just a hundred years. If he is lucky and works hard, he can live to the end of time. He has truly lived a long life.

With such great power, Li Feng's heart has long been inflated to the point where he doesn't know what he is. It is normal for him to do something to show off in front of the world.

Unfortunately, there are too many people in the Marvel world who can limit Li Feng's desire to show off.

Let's not talk about Thor and other gods whose combat power is unknown. Anyway, at present, they can beat Li Feng without any pressure.

In addition, what makes Li Feng most depressed is that there are humans on the earth who can easily press him to the ground, and after the friction, Li Feng has to apologize to them with a licking face, and he will not give up until he is forgiven by the other party.

I can't afford to offend him.

So all along, although Li Feng thought he had some strength and was considered tall among mortals, he was still a good person who obeyed the law in terms of behavior.

Haven't you seen him kill anyone else in the Marvel world except Abomination? Those soldiers who were killed by bullets shot from his own gun barrels should not be considered killed by Li Feng himself, right?

But it's different in the other world, especially those worlds where there is no threat and Li Feng ranks third. Isn't it allowed for Li Feng to indulge? For example, the good things that Li Feng likes are usually obtained by robbing or killing until the other party hands them over.

Of course, killing is killing, but years of compulsory education still prevented Li Feng from becoming a bloodthirsty demon. The bottom line in his heart always suppressed the violence that he wanted to vent unscrupulously.

Like this time in the world of "The Mask", Li Feng, who had been suppressed for too long, subconsciously let go of his own desires, such as robbing banks and kidnapping talents. Not to mention using force directly, he just did it without considering the consequences. Anyway, in his eyes, he didn't kill anyone, so his conscience was OK, and he was not afraid of anyone except Loki and Odin.

Unfortunately, Li Feng forgot one thing, how to say emotions or desires, sometimes the more suppressed they are, the more mellow they are, and once they erupt, they are as fierce as mountain torrents or mudslides.

Especially his way of cultivation is still the oriental practice. Anything related to the oriental practice is a hurdle that cannot be bypassed, and the generation of the inner demon is inextricably linked to the heart.

The "Loki mask" that can read the heart really can't read Li Feng's heart in a short time, but it can't stop him wearing it every day and night. Do you understand that water drips through stones?

In addition, the supporting surface has various magical powers, but it is divine power. This thing cannot compare to Li Feng's existing total mana, but the quality is far better than that of mana.

Moreover, in "The Mask 2: The Masked Child", the male protagonist did shameful things with his wife because he wore a mask, and finally there were 3 special green tadpoles among the tadpoles launched into his wife's body, and the child born was born with various extraordinary abilities.

This shows a problem. Remember to wear it when you don't want a child. The key point is these 3 special tadpoles, which clearly show that the divine power in the mask has the ability to invade and change genes.

Therefore, once Li Feng wears the mask for a long time, coupled with the ability of the mask to change genes and personality imperceptibly, it is destined that Li Feng will be read by the mask and magnify his inner demons.

Li Feng still knows nothing about this. Every time he uses the mask, he will subconsciously suppress the emotions or inner demons that are suppressed to the limit in his heart, even if Kreacher reminds Li Feng again and again that the scarlet meaning in his eyes is getting stronger and stronger.

Unfortunately, Kreacher's loyalty not only failed to remind Li Feng, but made him feel good about himself. He also began to punch and kick Kreacher to tell him to shut up and stop making random gestures all day.

Half a year later, he followed three nuclear physicists who had become accustomed to a life of day and night reversal and had evolved into nocturnal creatures to study for half a year.

Li Feng wore a Loki mask and stood on the roof of the hotel with scarlet eyes that anyone with eyes could see, holding up his hands in high spirits.

As a sesame-sized light spot turned into a football size after a few seconds, Li Feng felt the blazing fireball on his palm with joy while trying to maintain the spell.

It's not easy. After so many years, the nuclear reaction fireball that I have been thinking about every day has finally come out.

Before Li Feng finished his sigh, Li Feng, who felt that the fireball was becoming more and more unstable and uncontrollable, froze on his face, and without thinking, he casually shot the nuclear reaction fireball into the distance.

While the fireball was still in flight and had not exploded, Li Feng, with an expression of regret that he had not concentrated his mental power and let the fireball go out of control, quickly wrapped himself and Kreacher in the mirror space, and then watched the nuclear reaction fireball explode in the distance with joy.

However, as a mushroom cloud rose from the ground, Li Feng's joyful expression gradually stiffened, especially when he saw the pedestrians in the distance turned into ashes in the explosion and the melted buildings collapsed one after another.

Perhaps the act of successfully rubbing the nuclear reaction fireball allowed Li Feng to vent some of his suppressed desires. Li Feng, who had regained some clarity in his mind, took off his mask in an instant, as if talking to himself or asking Kreacher beside him, and said blankly with a pale face: "I did this?"

At this time, although Kreacher knew that he was very safe hiding in the mirror space, the sea of ​​fire in the distance that looked like hell still made him hang his head, and said in a horrified tone: "Yes, boss, Kreacher saw you cast the spell with his own eyes."