Marvel's Planeswalkers

Li Feng silently glanced at Evan, patted the grass beside him, and motioned for Evan to sit down and watch the stars with him: "Boy, do you know what it means to be favored by God and show up to talk to you in person?"

Evan's eyes twitched, he looked at himself, then at Li Feng, who was in his early 20s, and said angrily: "How old are you, yet you dare to call me 'boy'."

"Tch~" Li Feng curled his lips in disdain, pulled out some weeds and put it in his mouth, shaking his legs and said, "Are you sure you want to compare your age with a mage?"

Evan was stunned for a moment: Oh, I almost forgot that this is a mage. Who knows how many hundreds of years he is now?

Turning his eyes to the grass, Evan, who was suffering from mysophobia, said that he should squat half-squat, and complained with a hint of helplessness: "I also know that it is my honor for God to favor me, but I can't abandon my career for the sake of Ark." "I just moved to a new home and haven't adapted to the new environment yet. The whole family depends on me to support them. I can't let the children go hungry."

"You'd better contact God for me, and I'll build the ark after I finish this proposal." As he spoke, Evan glanced at the tool box and said, "I'll ask an engineering team to help build the ark then."

Before Evan could finish his words, Li Feng quietly interrupted: "Boy, what the old man said was 'you build the ark yourself'. Do you think it's reasonable to ask the engineering team to help? In terms of speed, do you think the engineering team can compete with me?" ? I can knock out a naval fleet every minute, but do you dare to use magic? I can't even use my servants now."

Speaking of servants, Evan subconsciously recalled the genetically mutated Kreacher, with a hint of curiosity on his face. Just when he was about to ask what the magical world was like, he saw Li Feng standing up and sitting cross-legged on the grass, looking at himself up and down. Asked: “You really don’t understand the meaning of God asking you to build an ark?”

Evan shook his head blankly. It's not that he hadn't thought about this problem. Except for the 'change the world' hint from God that made him vaguely understand something, he was still confused about the rest, especially he couldn't figure out changing the world and building an ark. What's the connection?

Is this entirely a matter of the two sessions?

Unless God really wants to have a flood to cleanse mankind, then the world will indeed change. After all, mankind will be drowned, but it will only change the world.

The problem was that he never believed that God would bring a great flood.

And floods are no different from natural disasters such as earthquakes that cannot be predicted in advance. They cannot come silently. There will definitely be some signs, such as the arrival of typhoons, continuous rainfall, melting snow floods, etc.

But we are now in the age of science and technology, and predicting future weather does not rely on a show of hands at a Meteorological Bureau meeting. Could it be that the country still cannot detect abnormal weather?

If this is really the case, why does the country invest money in the Meteorological Bureau every year? Raise rice worms?

Seeing Evan's grimace and not knowing what to think, Li Feng patted Evan on the shoulder, interrupted his thoughts, and reminded: "Noah didn't build the Ark alone. He built it with his family." Li Feng lay down again He sat on the grass, put his hands on the back of his head, and said, "Besides, Noah's Ark is not a disaster story, it is a love story about trust."

After saying that, Li Feng closed his eyes and said "do not disturb" to see off guests.

"This is the first time I've heard the meaning of your version," Evan said with a fake smile, stood up and walked towards home with the document in hand.

Early the next morning, Li Feng, who was still sleeping, was awakened by a group of "chirping" sounds.

Li Feng rubbed his sleepy eyes and walked out of the tent. When he saw a group of birds snatching away his little wheat, Li Feng instantly felt awake.

Wheat is his only staple food at the moment. If this thing is eaten by birds, he will have to eat wild vegetables for the rest of his life.

Forget it if you can't eat a lot of meat. If you can't even chew a big white steamed bun, how can you live your life?

Thinking of this, Li Feng raised his hand and was about to cast a spell to drive away the birds. Then Li Feng, who thought that he could not use spells, grimaced, waved his arms to drive away the birds, and shouted: "Brothers, don't eat them all, at least give me some." I’ll keep some and make them into steamed buns later, why don’t I share some with you?”

However, there are a lot of birds in the flock, and Li Feng doesn’t know how to sing, so no bird will pay attention to Li Feng. He should still eat and poop.

With no choice, Li Feng could only pick up the sickle and mix with the birds to rescue Dabai Steamed Bun.

After finally harvesting the mature wheat, Li Feng's whole body was already exuding a pungent stench.

There's nothing I can do about it. These birds have God as their strong backer, so they naturally do whatever they want. What's wrong with eating and pooping at the same time? Who's in the way?

Looking at the bird shit on his body, Li Feng began to understand the reason why God didn't let Kreacher help with the laundry. He was waiting for him here.

Come on, I can’t even think about not washing my clothes now.

Resisting the desire to "clean up" his clothes, Li Feng lowered his head and prepared to clean the clothes himself. In the distance, Evan, who was full of energy and dressed in a well-fitting suit, walked toward the car with his head held high and his chest raised, looking like a successful man. Driving to work.

Li Feng looked up at the birds in the sky, then at the various animals that appeared in pairs around him, and silently lit a candle for Evan in his heart.

This unlucky kid has been told by God to focus on building the ark, but he still dares to go out and wander around now? Does God have no face? Deserve bad luck

Sure enough, just when Li Feng was about to shell the wheat and grind it into powder, Evan, whose suit was stained with bird droppings, rushed to Li Feng angrily and asked angrily: "What did he want to do? Why did he make me look embarrassed on an important occasion? Did he want to?" Ruined my life?"

Li Feng glanced at Evan and kept his head down while grinding the precious wheat.

He saw that these wheats were a bit strange. Whether they needed to be dried or not was a small problem. After all, wheat grew on the grass. Do you still want to analyze it scientifically? This was wheat planted by God.

It was said to be strange because Li Feng felt that there was some kind of magic in the wheat. Although he didn't know what the specific effect of these magics was, Li Feng understood that eating these wheats had its own benefits.

As for God wanting to poison him with wheat, forget it. God slapped himself to death with a slap. There was really no need to waste food.

After a while, Evan saw that Li Feng ignored him, and turned around and walked towards home in a decadent manner.

In the next few days, Li Feng got up in the sound of birds, and then snatched the little wheat while the birds were eating and pulling, and then naturally washed clothes with water.

After washing the clothes, he started to prepare breakfast, usually wild vegetables with steamed buns.

After breakfast, Li Feng hid some wheat seeds and then husked the wheat with Kreacher. At about noon, the wheat was almost cleaned up.

After eating a meal of wild vegetable ramen or wild vegetable noodles, the master and the servant began to grind wheat with a stone mill until the sunset. The wheat ground into flour was stored aside, and Li Feng began to learn from Kreacher to make dumplings of various shapes. Food with skin and filling should be called dumplings, right?

It was miserable. I don’t know if God saw that Li Feng had eaten big white steamed buns, or felt that he was a little annoyed to hear him talking about eating meat all day, so he was ready to teach Li Feng a lesson. Except for sending him a fish on the first day, he didn’t let Li Feng see any meat for the rest of the days.

However, Li Feng didn’t care, because the effect of wheat containing magic power was a bit outstanding. In just a few days, his original belly was shrinking vaguely. If nothing unexpected happened, he would probably have a flat belly after spending 2 years in the world of ‘Fake God’.

In addition, the purity of his own magic power also increased. Li Feng estimated that he would probably be able to try the general level training of returning to the void when he left the world of ‘Fake God’.

This made Li Feng, who was extremely happy, hate the birds every time he heard them. He wanted to set up a machine gun on the grass to drive away the birds. If there were no birds snatching wheat, he could eat one more big white steamed bun every day, and make a little more progress every day. He could grow stronger just by eating every day. Just thinking about it made him happy.

A few days later, when the stored wheat was enough for Li Feng and Kreacher to eat for a month, Evan, wearing a tattered linen robe and a big beard, found Li Feng and said, "Mr. Mage"

"Austin, just call me Austin," Li Feng grinned, pointed at Evan's dress and laughed happily, "Boy, have you been driven out by your wife?"

As he said that, Li Feng opened his arms and greeted Evan: "Welcome to the Savage Club. With your appearance, you are definitely a tribal leader."

Evan smiled awkwardly, shook his head slightly and said, "It's like this, our family wants to invite you to dinner," paused, Evan looked at Kreacher hiding behind Li Feng, half-squatted and said, "And Kreacher."

Hearing that Evan invited him to dinner, Li Feng's eyes lit up and he said happily, "Is there any wine? Eating is so boring, drinking is good, especially iced beer with peanuts, I can drink five boxes."

Evan: ""Five boxes of beer? You are a wine barrel

What do you mean by peanuts? Don't you know that many Americans are allergic to this stuff? Besides, inviting you to dinner means I have something to ask you, right? What's the point of drinking? How can I talk to you if you're drunk?

Sighing, Evan slumped his shoulders like he was discouraged, nodded and said, "Okay, I'll go buy some beer later."

After that, Evan turned and left.

Aside, Kreacher asked curiously, "Boss, didn't you say that Mr. Evan has mysophobia? Why did you invite us?"

Li Feng shrugged and smiled, "You didn't invite me, but you probably think Evan is almost broken up by the old man, and you can only use your appearance to prove that there is magic and God in this world."

"The so-called invitation is just to prove to his family that he is not crazy, and he is really the one chosen by God to build the ark."

As time passed, night began to fall.

Li Feng knocked on Evan's door with Kreacher.

Soon, Evan's wife Joan opened the door and looked at Li Feng with a surprised expression.

Li Feng knew that the other party was surprised by his dress, but what could he do? Living a life of a savage, unable to cast spells and without money to comb hair, it was good enough that no birds came out of my hair.

Li Feng took out a few amulets from his shoulder bag and said, "Good evening, I'm Austin, and I'm invited by your husband to drink. This is a small gift, I hope you like it."