Marvel's Planeswalkers

Being a king is for the right to have the first night? What's going on in your head? Horus only felt that his views were turned upside down, and he had thousands of words to say to Li Feng, "MMP".

If Li Feng thought that being a king meant eating only the skin of the buns and feeding the meat to the dogs, Horus felt that he could bear it.

When the king wanted to eat dragon fruit, someone helped him pick it clean, and Horus could also laugh.

Even if the purpose of becoming king was just to show off, such as making instant noodles without eating them just to smell them, Horus still faced it calmly.

But what the hell is asking for the ‘right of the first night’? Didn't you know there is a huge gulf between the heights of gods and mortals.

Just like a man who is 1.8 meters tall and a man who is 90 centimeters tall are husband and wife. They have to use a ladder to kiss. Just ask the 90 centimeters tall man if he can bear it.

Horus moved to the side as if he was afraid of being infected by the mental retardation virus. At the same time, he squinted sharply at Li Feng and warned him, 'You are sick, don't come close.'

Don't you care about women? Then advocate power. Li Feng pretended not to see the "do not disturb" look from the other party. He was bent on correcting Horus's abnormal thoughts, scratching his scalp and continuing to persuade: "Don't like Wenwen Township? It doesn't matter. A profession like the king's. He has great power. As the saying goes, if the king wants his subjects to die, they will have to die. Think about it, whoever you see is unhappy can make the other party kill himself on the spot with just one look. If the trouble is not good, this person will die to apologize. My brother, your family is very grateful to you. Do you think it’s nice to be a king?”

Before Li Feng could finish his words, Horus lay on the ground with his hands on his pillow and closed his eyes with a look like 'I want to sleep, please don't act blindly'.

Yes, Horus obviously doesn't want to listen to Li Feng's preaching.

"Hey, you neither love beauty nor power. Sir, you are making me very embarrassed." Li Feng, who couldn't see the embarrassment at all, rubbed his face and winked: "I know the 'Golden Touch', in the future King Horus, do you want to learn it? Since I learned the golden touch, my mother no longer has to worry about having money to buy lollipops."

"Haha." Horus sneered and turned his back to Li Feng, indicating that he was too lazy to pay attention.

Don’t want power, money, or beauty? If you look at it so openly, if you have the qualifications to be a king, and if you have the ability to become a monk, forget it. You can just spend the rest of your life accompanying the ancient Buddha with a blue lantern.

Li Feng was a little annoyed. He scratched his ears and cheeks and cursed in his heart: You won't let me feel comfortable, so just wait for me.

Li Feng rolled his eyes and lay on the cool ground with his head in his hands. He crossed his legs leisurely and smiled playfully at Horus who was snoring: "Man, let me tell you quietly, resurrection is not omnipotent. .As far as my personal experience is concerned, even if the body is not rotten but the person or god has been dead for too long, he still cannot be resurrected. Why?"

Horus suddenly stopped snoring and raised his ears. Seeing this, Li Feng laughed silently as if he drank a big mouthful of ice-cold fat house water on a hot summer day, and said: "Hehe~ The reason is that I won't tell you. ”

"." Horus: MMP's bitch.

Li Feng didn't care what Horus thought, he just closed his eyes and entered his dream. As for whether Horus could fall asleep, I'm sorry, it was none of his business.

If possible, Li Feng wished that Horus would not sleep for ten and a half days. After all, only when his mental state is extremely poor can his temptation spells be effective on gods, and can he 'train' this guy to become a good king.

Anyway, now that things have happened, Li Feng has figured out that he is not a good talker, and he can't pull Horus onto the path of becoming a holy king just by persuading him with sincerity.

As a person, it is better to have self-awareness. Just like Li Feng, who knew how much he weighed, he believed that he was suitable for raising children using traditional education methods.

For example, a filial son emerges from a stick.

Horus didn’t want to be king? Haha, then hypnotize and beat violently at the same time, until the other person cries and shouts that he wants to be a saint. Anyway, it is not his own cub, so he won't feel bad if he is beaten openly.

Before going to sleep, Li Feng thought about how to beat Horus in a fancy way. No, it was to teach Horus in a fancy way.

Training the prince is still a prince among gods. Thinking about it, it is quite exciting and a sense of accomplishment.

In the early morning, a ray of golden sunshine shone on the earth. Horus, who had a tired face on his face, knew that this was the god Ra asking him to get up and pour water, so he quickly woke everyone up, saving everyone from peeing in their sleep.

Li Feng opened his sleepy eyes and saw Horus with dark circles under his eyes. He was stunned at first, and then realized that the other person had been kept up all night by his words, and he laughed unkindly.

It wasn't until Horus's eyes turned murderous that Li Feng held his stomach that hurt from laughter and said happily: "Xiao He, how dare you call yourself a god if your body collapses after staying up all night? No wonder I didn't react when I said she was a woman. It's you." I don’t have the money for a spring snack every night.”

"You are so kidney-depleted that you still fantasize about hacking Seth to death? But I can pull you down and go to sleep quickly. You have everything in your dreams."

Horus retorted angrily: "With only one eye, my condition is indeed a little worse, but when I extinguish the desert fire, Seth will only be so weak that he can't bear it." one strike."

"Hey, you two," Baker suddenly interrupted Li Feng and Horus, pointing to what appeared to be a small sandstorm scene in the distance and asked, "What is that? A storm? But why are there no dark clouds and wind?"

Li Feng looked in the direction Baker pointed and saw two giant snakes, one black and one white, nearly 20 meters long, suddenly emerging from the sand dunes in the distance.

On the giant snake, each rides a girl with black and white skin, voluptuous figure and sexy and hot clothes.

It's just that Li Feng is a little confused: Where did these two girls find a giant snake car that matches their skin color? Or is it that two giant snakes, one black and one white, were specially bred to match their skin color?

Horus looked nervous and said: "Set's hunters are riding on pets to hunt us down."

"Is this a pet?" Baker was a little confused by Horus' brain circuit.

He could understand what the hunters meant. It was nothing more than a black and white evil spirit, but a big snake with a body length of more than 20 meters was incompatible with pets.

"What a pair of evil eyes, Horus, how strong are the black and white evil spirits in your uncle's family?" Li Feng asked.

"With my current strength," Horus estimated the opponent's strength and his own strength, and said anxiously, "I guess I can't resist their venom."

Horus turned to look at Li Feng and said, "If they were at their peak, the two giant snakes would be just pets to me."

Lao Tie, it shows that your peak state is not very good. Li Feng carefully looked at the black and white demons for a few times, and determined that the opponent was not worth it. He rolled up his sleeves and took out the sickle from his pocket, and said with a cheerful smile: " Horus, I suddenly feel that your uncle is a good man. You see, Seth probably calculated that we were hungry all day and made a special trip to deliver food to us. But why didn’t he see the chef? Could it be that your uncle advocates that if you want to have food and clothing without worries, you must personally Take action?"

"Baker, did you bring cumin, chili pepper, and salt?" During the question, Li Feng raised his sickle and struck the ground, and an invisible ripple spread around with the strike.

The enemy still dares to be arrogant at the moment, but I like it. Baker twitched the corner of his mouth, gave Saya a 'don't panic' look, spread his hands and said calmly: "Mr. Austin, I think the ingredients should be fresh. It turns out that the ingredients should be fresh." Snake meat with its original flavor and no added spices is the top delicacy.”

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone felt the earth shaking slightly, and they all looked at Li Feng, hoping for an explanation.

Li Feng shrugged, pointed to the rolling sand dunes near the cemetery behind him, and said, "This is a temple, and there are countless mummies buried there. And your custom of making mummies, haha, scarabs can cause disasters so quickly."

Just as he was saying this, Horus and the others saw black and cold scarabs bursting out of the sand. They were so frightened that Saya screamed "Ah" as if she was suffering from trypophobia, and then she held her hand tightly. Mouth.

Li Feng took out his ears and controlled the overwhelming scarabs to rush towards the black and white demons, surrounding the two giant snakes that were constantly spitting fire.

Baker breathed a sigh of relief and asked curiously: "The Austin people, why don't you order the Scarab to attack?"

"I told you that this was a takeaway specially given by Seth, and it was eaten by scarabs. What should we eat?" As he spoke, Li Feng disappeared in front of Baker's eyes.

When Baker found Li Feng again, he saw Li Feng standing behind the fair-skinned and beautiful young lady, holding up the extremely thick sap in his hand.

"Dong~"

Under the sap, the young lady stopped in an instant, while Li Feng skillfully packaged and sealed the opponent and threw it into the matryoshka doll.

After finishing all this, Li Feng secretly took out the Mind Stone to control the giant snake, and waved the musical instrument 'Penji' that was suspected of controlling the giant snake to Miss Black Pearl in the distance, and asked: "Girl, how do you play this thing? I want the snake to skin and disembowel itself, preferably to roast itself."

Black Pearl had a gloomy face. If she could, she actually wanted to run away, but there were scarabs all under her feet. The giant snake couldn't fly and couldn't run away.

After thinking about it, Black Pearl felt that she could still be saved, so she spit out a snake-like tongue with a snake core and threatened: "Mortal, I'm afraid you haven't offended anyone yet."

"I know, Seth, God of the Desert, if you are able, let Seth chase me and see if I don't drain his blood." Li Feng patted his newly acquired car and ordered the scarabs to besiege him while also letting the giant snake high. Raise your head high.

On the surface, the giant snakes and scarabs seem to be launching a general attack, but in fact

Li Feng took advantage of the opportunity when the giant snake raised its head to block Black Pearl's sight, and teleported behind him. Then with a 'boom', poor Black Pearl fell under the sap.

When Li Feng whistled and threw the black pearl into the matryoshka doll, the giant snake, one black and one white, was already fascinated by the soul gem, and was spitting out the snake core to lick Li Feng like a baby.

What a good thing. Li Feng couldn't help but sigh that when looking for divine creatures, he should look for giant snakes, which can be opened for bleeding. If you take the time to feed some blood-enhancing herbs, two giant snakes will equal a steady stream of divine blood.

If it were a small divine creature like the Black and White Shuangsha, haha, one bloodletting would lose half of its life. Even if Li Feng cared to feed it, the long bloodletting cycle would probably drive Li Feng crazy.

Returning to the crowd, Li Feng sealed the giant black snake inside the matryoshka doll and motioned to Baker to prepare firewood. He said: "There is a saying that white and black are added. You should eat white snakes during the day to avoid drowsiness. Eat black snakes at night to help you sleep." fragrant."

Baker and Saya looked at each other blankly: Haha, you are the master, nothing you say is right.