Marvel's Planeswalkers

Is Li Feng a saint? Come on, saints are something that can only be viewed from a distance, not up close.

Even when a saint came towards him, his first reaction was to stay as far away as possible to avoid being infected accidentally.

So, although he admired the words and deeds of the saints in his heart, he didn't even think about it.

To say that he is a villain may be a bit exaggerated. Well, to be precise, he has the potential to become a villain.

In general, Li Feng has always been a mortal who only cares about firewood, rice, oil, salt and stomach. Even if he has the hope of becoming a god, he still maintains the mentality of an ordinary person.

Following the principle that "money" is a partner of work, you must be brave to talk about salary, and ordinary people should be paid to support their families, he used Hathor to deal with the transaction with the god Ra and confidently considered the question of "how to squeeze as much benefit as possible from Thoth".

"Ahem~" Li Feng walked to Toth, cleared his throat, held a quill in one hand and a contract in the other, and said casually: "Now let's talk about saving you, or the reward for saving you."

Toth and Hathor beside him smiled at each other, as if they had expected Li Feng's "payroll". Toth even stretched out his hand to make a gesture of invitation, and asked in a flat tone: "What do you want?"

Li Feng said bluntly: "First, I want to isolate myself from the magic of the outside world. This is non-negotiable, if you refuse."

"If you refuse, will you kill me?" Toth interrupted, holding his left hand in his arms and rubbing his temple with his right hand.

I would like to kill people and rob them, but unfortunately my teeth are not good enough to chew your old bone.

Li Feng waved his hands repeatedly, indicating that he was not such a person, and said with a slightly aggrieved tone: "God, am I a bloodthirsty person in your eyes?"

Before Thoth could refute, Li Feng looked at Thoth's forehead as if he were a rare treasure, raised his eyebrows, and threatened euphemistically: "No, I am a good person. Of course, if you insist on refusing, I can only reluctantly take back the "things" that belong to me, and then roll away sadly."

Good person? I just laughed, your brain was bent by your twist. Thoth's eyes twitched. The only thing that belonged to Li Feng on him was his brain. If this thing was taken back, he would not die as a god, but what about the rest of his life?

He was like a vegetable, unable to move, unable to receive information from the outside world.

As for food and drink, it's OK. God's physique is very resistant to hunger, which is enough for him to fast for a long time, maybe even until Set dies and Horus takes back his blue brain.

But other problems are a big trouble. For example, excretion. After all, no one can predict whether there will be an emergency in the next second.

Should I wear diapers when I'm "dormant"? Thoth wiped the unnecessary cold sweat from his forehead. Although wearing diapers makes him look younger, he said that it would be better for him to be older: No, if possible, it's better to be lively and eat delicious food and drink spicy food with a beautiful woman in my arms.

Especially a hot girl owes me a good night. Thoth glanced at the hot Hathor next to him, nodded to indicate that he agreed to the first condition, and asked: "Next condition."

Is this an agreement? Li Feng's eyes lit up, raised two fingers, and said: "Second, I want the art of clones,"

This time Thoth nodded and agreed without thinking too much: What can a clone do? It seems that it can't do anything. Eat everything first. Except for recording data, it's more reliable. The rest is almost It's useless, so I'll give it to you.

"Third." Li Feng scratched his head, looking honest, and said, "Well, to be honest, I didn't think of the third one at first, but based on your attitude of always picking on me, I feel very unhappy, so."

"I decided to add the third one temporarily," Li Feng shrugged innocently, trying his best to hide the greed in his eyes. When he looked around, he looked disgusted with "no benefit to gain", and said lightly: "Allow me to check the library's collection at any time."

Tot's face immediately sank. Compared with the magic that isolates the outside world and the "useless" clone technique, he values ​​the knowledge brought by his own collection of books more.

These are all the cosmic truths he collected bit by bit, all of which are his treasures, and the foundation for him to become the God of Wisdom.

Besides, some knowledge is not simple.

Take the knowledge of the birth of the world, for example. Under normal circumstances, the world has not yet been formed, and all things in the world are not even a pool of liquid. There is no one, god, or camera to record the process of the birth of the world.

But.

Unfortunately, Thoth's library contains knowledge about how the world was born and evolved.

This knowledge may be meaningless to ordinary people, and even less practical than a piece of black bread, but what about the wizard who pursues truth and power?

He dared to guarantee that Li Feng would definitely have a way to transform knowledge into strength, and even use it to seize the throne of the God of Wisdom. Or one day in the future, Li Feng might have a sudden thought and come up with the idea of ​​opening up the universe and ascending the God of Creation.

Refuse or agree to open the library? .At this moment, Thoth seemed particularly troubled and embarrassed.

"Ahem~" Li Feng coughed dryly, rubbed the Mind Stone and the Reality Stone, and whispered: "I saved you, but how did you treat me before? Disgust, disgust, disdain."

After a pause, Li Feng implicitly activated the two Infinity Stones, causing the magic fluctuations with a slightly psychedelic atmosphere to silently fill the entire library, and said in a low voice: "Now, it's time to compensate me."

Although Li Feng's words were plain, Thoth, Hathor, and Horus' hearts were like being hit by a sledgehammer, and a wave of waves was stirred, and a sense of shame rose faintly.

Wait, shame? Why am I ashamed? Thoth, whose IQ suddenly rose to a high level, was the first to notice something was wrong.

But.

He realized that something was wrong not because he noticed the fluctuation of the spell, but because he wondered why he, who was so proud, felt ashamed.

After some recollections, especially after retrieving every scene after meeting Li Feng, Thoth vaguely felt that he had noticed a trace of the ‘truth’.

At the beginning, Li Feng, apart from making some bad jokes, was full of goodwill towards what Horus and others did, such as defeating the Minotaur and subduing the black and white demons.

Although Li Feng also gained a lot of benefits from this, it was originally someone else's spoils of war, so he naturally had the right to deal with the spoils of war.

Even when Li Feng first met him, he lowered his posture, but he directly drove him away because of his unknown origin and some misunderstandings.

Afterwards, in the face of bad words and rejection, Li Feng still silently took on the role of a nanny, stepped forward in critical moments, and helped them resolve the situation that was bound to die.

I, the god of wisdom, misunderstood and hurt an upright and kind person? .I am a god, he is a mortal, I should compensate him, otherwise my conscience will not let me go.

Thus, Thoth sighed heavily, and saw Horus with his head down, saying with shame: "Thoth, we are wrong, our arrogance and self-righteousness led to misunderstandings, and Austin helped us regardless of the past, as gods we should compensate him.

Thoth agreed with him, looked at Li Feng sincerely, and said: "In theory, I can open all the books, but I want to remind you that some knowledge is not something you can read whenever you want, especially those huge and profound truths, which will make your brain explode on the spot, or drive you crazy. "

At worst, I can check it after I become a god. Li Feng grinned with his back teeth exposed, nodded his head as fast as a chicken pecking at rice, and wrote the previous conditions on the contract.

Aside, Hathor, who was good at temptation, frowned and stared at Li Feng blankly.

She always felt that something was wrong, but she didn't understand what was wrong for a while. After thinking for a long time, she could neither detect the existence of magic with her low strength, nor could she recall that Li Feng had deliberately angered them to deepen the misunderstanding.

In the end, she could only attribute her guilt to the fact that the misunderstanding was too deep before.

As the saying goes, the deeper the love, the deeper the hatred. Uh, I made a mistake. It should be the deeper the misunderstanding. After the misunderstanding is resolved, the deeper the self-blame, and naturally want to compensate the other party.

This is like someone born with a bad face, leading to contact His people instinctively guarded against him like a thief, and even excluded and slandered him behind his back.

But one day, this guy who didn't look like a good guy turned the tide and saved the world, becoming a hero in people's minds. Then the more people who hated and excluded him before, the more they felt the condemnation of their conscience.

Especially those who think they have a good conscience, such as Horus.

Just as Hathor was convincing himself, Li Feng, who had finished writing the contract, raised his hands respectfully and motioned Thoth to check the contents of the contract.

"Wait~" Thoth was about to take the contract, but was stopped by Hathor with a disgusted tone.

Thoth was stunned, and saw Hathor, with a frown on his face, snatched the contract and sniffed it at the tip of his nose.

"Where does this devil's breath come from?" Hathor asked.

Obviously, she, who once occupied a place in the West, recognized the essence of the contract, which made her raise her guard against Li Feng, which she had just lifted.

"Demon? What do you mean? Is there something wrong with the contract? "Thoth asked with a somewhat 'offline' look.

"That's a weird question," Li Feng shrugged nonchalantly, "but the way the contract is written is just imitating the 'devil's contract.'"

To be precise, this thing is imitating the devil's contract, and has nothing to do with the devil. Li Feng added silently in his heart.

"Just 'just'? You say it so easily, humph,"

Hathor saw through the truth and sneered twice, rubbed the contract, and took the oil lamp from the side to illuminate it. While checking whether there were any hidden secrets in the contract, he explained to Horus, who was confused, and Thoth, who was thoughtful, "regardless of the way the contract was written or the source of the parchment, there is a breath of top demons similar to the breath of top demons like Apophis. "

Good eyesight. The Western hostess who couldn't tell the devil from the devil. Li Feng rolled his eyes implicitly and stood aside silently waiting for everyone to check the results.

After a while, Hathor threw the contract back to Li Feng and asked: "Why does the contract only state what Thoth should pay, but does not indicate how you want to help Horus?"

Ma Dan, this is the salary for saving you, not a transaction, and

Li Feng pointed at Horus and said: "How to help him regain the throne is between me and him."

Before he said "the matter between us", Li Feng suddenly thought of something, touched his chin and looked at Thoth, and said: "Maybe the God of Strategy can check the loopholes in the "revenge plan." "

"But the quality of the brain you gave me is too poor, and it does not allow me to think intensively," Thoth said regretfully.

Li Feng waved his hand and said nonchalantly: "Small problem. "