Marvel's Planeswalkers

Trading, and trading with wizards, just thinking about it is exciting.

Sparrow, who lives his life by spending money, is of course not interested.

He is not stupid, how can he trade when he is at the mercy of others?

Pirates with low IQ know that they should not be afraid when they meet a soft persimmon, just pick up the knife and fight.

Just like Li Feng took a fancy to the compass before, wouldn't it be better to just grab it?

It's useless to make a deal.

In addition, he had slept with the witch and made deals with her before, and he knew clearly that the extraordinary people were all pitfalls who would turn against each other at any time. Only when the two sides are evenly matched will they pay attention to fairness, fairness, and fairness.

And he, who can't carry anything on his shoulders or hands, and has no coins in his pocket, is obviously a soft persimmon with no money, power, and strength.

He still wants a fair trade? It's almost like he wants to eat shit.

Sparrow estimated that once he agreed to the deal, he would definitely cry in the toilet afterwards.

But

In reality, Li Feng was sharpening a bright machete, waiting for someone to say no.

I can't refuse. Sparrow, who has a strong desire to survive, squeezed out a trace of interest and said, "Let's talk first, what kind of deal? Let's make it clear in advance, if you want my soul, no deal, I won't sell it."

"Only the devil wants your coquettish soul"

Li Feng pointed at the compass with his chin and said, "Luckily, I can't use the compass, otherwise you will be in trouble. The deal is very simple, I will help you take back the Black Pearl, and you tell me where the Trident of the Sea King is."

"Hehe," Sparrow rolled his eyes and cursed in anger.

A few minutes ago, he heard Li Feng was going to make trouble for Barbossa.

And Barbossa's character is destined to be impossible to sit down and negotiate calmly, and he can only speak with a knife.

So Barbossa and Li Feng are destined to fight.

The question is, in addition to having an immortal body and a group of equally immortal crew members, how is Barbossa better than ordinary people?

On the other hand, Li Feng's wizard profession alone is enough to make Barbossa's immortal body drink a pot.

And Blitzcrank outside the car window.

He saw Blitzcrank teleport into the sea with his own eyes, and his eyes were bigger than light bulbs.

My goodness, that was sea water, not fresh water. Opening eyes in sea water and opening eyes in fresh water are two completely different concepts.

Ordinary people try to keep their eyes open for a long time in salty sea water, be careful that their eyes will be pickled into kimchi.

Blitzcrank, on the other hand, has not even blinked so far.

Also, Blitzcrank has not even spit out a bubble since the reclamation, let alone floating to the surface to take a breath.

What does this mean?

It means that Blitzcrank can either hold his breath for ten days or half a month, or he doesn't need to breathe at all.

Anyway, no matter which one, it means that Blitzcrank is very powerful.

He can't afford to offend Li Feng and his gang, and Barbossa can't afford to offend him even more.

So once Barbossa and Li Feng have a conflict, the outcome can be imagined.

According to the rules of pirates, the Black Pearl is destined to become Li Feng's sacred and inviolable private property.

So the question is, does Li Feng like the Black Pearl?

Obviously impossible.

Driving a motorhome is much more fun than driving the Black Pearl.

"You trade with me with a ship you don't need?" Sparrow really wanted to point at Li Feng's nose and scold him:

I may not be a good person, but you are a real dog

"Don't you want it?" Li Feng said indifferently.

He didn't believe that Sparrow was willing to give up the Black Pearl, which was his lifeblood.

Besides, even if Sparrow was willing to give it up, it didn't mean that Li Feng couldn't use the Black Pearl, which didn't mean that he couldn't chop the ship up for firewood.

That was the top-quality wood for building seagoing ships, worth a lot of money, and it was full of wealth when burned.

Sparrow wanted to hold back for a long time, his eyes rolled around, and he squinted and asked tentatively: "I feel a little bit of a loss, can you add money? For example, help me solve the trouble caused by the 'Flying Dutchman', how about it?"

If Li Feng knew and could solve the 'Flying Dutchman', there would be nothing to say, even if the transaction was so bad that he vomited blood, he would accept it.

There is no way, the situation is stronger than people, as a pirate, how can you not know how to judge the situation.

Haven't you seen that those guys who don't recognize the reality are all sleeping in the sea?

But if Li Feng can't solve the "Flying Dutchman", Sparrow feels it is necessary to re-evaluate the strength of both sides.

"That big octopus?" Li Feng subconsciously looked at the chef Kreacher.

Kreacher didn't understand, he only knew that when Li Feng mentioned "octopus", his first reaction was "the boss wants to eat octopus".

"The boss wants to eat spicy fried octopus, octopus skewers, fried octopus with sand ginger, or teppanyaki octopus?"

Kreacher, who reported a series of dishes, took out scissors, kitchen knives, stoves and other kitchen utensils from his personal space, as if he was ready to cook at any time.

Sparrow's eyes were straight, he didn't know about the personal space, he only knew that Kreacher took out a bunch of objects from his waist.

"Little friend, how can you hide so many things with your body size?"

While asking, Sparrow, full of curiosity, raised his orchid finger and walked around behind Kreacher, and bent down to poke the other side's waist.

At the end, he even wanted to reach out and lift up Kreacher's "clothes" to check.

Although Sparrow's behavior caused zero harm, it was too insulting, and Kreacher's face instantly turned red with anger.

To be honest, if his boss hadn't taken the initiative to propose a deal, Kreacher really wanted to use scissors to give Sparrow a "Thousand Years of Death".

Damn, don't you know that house elves wear pillowcases? Their lower bodies are always bare.

Once the pillowcase is lifted, hehe.

With a sullen face, Li Feng kicked the rogue Sparrow away, turned to Kreacher and said dissatisfiedly: "Remember what I said before. Anyone who bares his teeth at you will be killed regardless of whether the person who provoked you is a human or a ghost. , It’s God. If something goes wrong, the boss will take care of it, so just feel free to confront him.”

As he said that, Li Feng, who was suffering from the calf-protecting symptoms, ignited black flames all over his body, rubbed his fists and looked at Sparrow, saying: "You dare to be unreasonable to my family, I will peel off your skin and arrest your soul."

Feeling the blazing heat, Sparrow was sure that Li Feng was not joking. He was frightened and immediately bowed and apologized to Kreacher:

"Sorry, I was wrong about that one"

Sparrow looked at Li Feng sincerely and said, "Will the transaction continue? If it continues, I will help you find out where the Neptune Trident is."

When he said 'help you', Sparrow deliberately emphasized his tone to show that he still had an important role to play and it would be a pity to kill him now.

Continue to use the hammer. Li Feng, whose temper is rising, doesn't care about anything and is ready to beat him to death directly.

Besides, Sparrow was a pirate, so he might be able to exchange his head for some small change at the navy camp.

As for Sparrow being a good guy, essentially a treasure-hunting navigator rather than a pirate who makes a living by robbing, haha, don't make a fuss.

Except for the navy, merchants and pirates, no one dares to wander around on the sea these days.

Among these three types of people, apart from the navy, there are no good people at all.

Maritime merchants are engaged in trading business on the surface, but secretly, who has not worked part-time as a pirate? Which hands are not stained with blood?

Especially when the state blatantly issues "private licenses" and encourages maritime merchants to kill people and steal goods at sea, and then enjoy hero treatment after landing ashore, 10 merchants are equivalent to 10 pirates.

Pirates need no introduction. This is what everyone eats, and their faces are clearly labeled as bad guys and villains.

Unfortunately, Sparrow has the title of pirate on his head, which is enough to show that he is a part-time pirate in addition to hunting for treasure, and he must have done a lot of murder, robbery, and evil things.

Li Feng killed with confidence and a clear conscience.

Having said that, Li Feng has never claimed to be a good person.

As a guy who exudes the aura of 'sin' all over his body, he killed a good person by mistake, but what happened to killing the protagonist who insulted Kreacher? Who was in the way?

At this moment, Kreacher only felt full of happiness:

The boss stood up for Kreacher

After thinking about it, Kreacher felt that Li Feng was a little unworthy because he killed someone and broke the deal.

Blinking his watery eyes, Kreacher grabbed the furious Li Feng and said: "Boss, we need Sparrow to find the Trident of Neptune."

Before Kreacher could finish speaking, Li Feng waved his hand nonchalantly and said, "For small things, the compass can be used just as well if it is given to someone else. For example, her."

He pointed at Elizabeth and said: "For example, we can tie her up, send the compass and how to use it to her father, and then ask her father to exchange the Trident of the Sea King for his precious daughter. I don't believe it, and her father will How dare she, a daughter, seize the Trident of the Sea King without permission."

"I'm afraid that her father is obsessed with finding the trident, but the compass needle has to point to her."

Sparrow complained to the side as if he didn't care about his own life or death.

I have to admit that what Sparrow said makes sense. After all, the compass will only point in the direction that the heart desires most.

"Then try someone else, there will always be someone who can help me," Li Feng said with a grim smile.

Seeing that Li Feng still wanted to beat him, Sparrow stepped back and started thinking, "Mr. Austin, as a sincere apology, I have a plan that will not only allow you to get the cursed gold coins as soon as possible, but also make you more capable." Find the Neptune Trident quickly. Are you interested in cooperating?"

Li Feng paused, and Sparrow felt happy in his heart, and said hurriedly: "I am the person who is most eager to find the Black Pearl. The compass can guide us to find Barbossa. Finding Barbossa means that we can get the cursed gold coin." It’s one of them.”

"Secondly, Barbossa has been traversing the oceans for many years and has collected countless gold and silver treasures. We can use these treasures to purchase the whereabouts of Poseidon's Trident. Believe me, as long as you have money, not to mention pirates and merchants, even Poseidon will have to Surrender.”

Money can make people go crazy, I understand. For a moment, Li Feng was a little moved.

As the saying goes, money is a bastard's money, he only spends it to earn it. Besides, he has no interest in treasures. Things that he will not take with him when he is alive or dead are of little use to the mage and are not as valuable as magic materials.

At least the magic materials can improve your strength, and the treasure can be used for anything, even if it is too heavy to carry in your pocket.

If you can exchange a bunch of eye-catching gadgets for the Trident of Neptune, it looks like you’ll make a lot of money.

Thinking of this, Li Feng looked at Kreacher, pondered for a while, and said: "You can avoid the death penalty, but you cannot escape the living penalty."

As he spoke, Li Feng raised his hand and snapped his fingers.

"Pa~"

Sparrow lowered his head and touched himself. When he was at a loss, he heard Li Feng chuckle and say: "Don't worry, it's just a small curse. The effect is the same as the cursed gold coin, making you immortal. Of course, the price is the same. It doesn't feel right." There is no breeze, no warmth, food is like sand, and you are always hungry and thirsty."

"The only difference is that the curse given to you can only last for half a year,"

Li Feng patted Sparrow on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Young man, enjoy your half-year immortal life."