Master of Science and Technology

Ye Yeling is obviously joking, taking things like a brain teaser, and teasing the child who is a nerdy || zi.

Hey, but the baby is really serious.

Ye Yelinglong was originally a child's heart, and it was also a joke that was not serious. When she saw that the little fart was so good and flickering, she used the law to pass on others to induce each other.

The babies were so smart, and immediately understood what Ye Linglong meant, so he asked, "Did I get into your gate, and you can teach me what a brain teaser?"

"Enter our ancestral door?" Ye Linglong Xiao || said with a disdainful face, "Huh, the deep knowledge of the sharp-brained children, the entire Yu Qingzong is only me ... and my father will. However, my dad has no time to teach you. He also needs to teach stones, witches, and many people. "

The little **** baby was anxious, and he hurriedly said, "So, then you teach me!"

"Why, how can I teach you, only Master can teach apprentices, I am not your master, you are not my apprentice!" Ye Linglong rolled her eyes and made her words clearer.

Speaking of this, if the little fart kid doesn't understand anymore, then he can't really save his brain.

Fortunately, the little fart still has help!

"Ha, I know, you want to take advantage of me and want me to call you Master!" The little fart kid not only understood, but also understood a deeper meaning.

However, Ye Linglong, who had been pierced intently, did not panic in the face of this situation, but took out the set to seize it.

"嘁! It's so funny, you didn't even understand the math problem in elementary school. I can't be mad at you as a master, I'm not so busy!" Ye Linglong said dismissively.

"Hum!" The little fart snorted coldly, turned his head and continued to look at the distance.

However, the little fart child has been a little bit indifferent.

He took a look at thousands of miles expressive.

He twisted his face again and looked at Ye Linglong with Yu Guang.

He turned back and looked at a thousand miles expressively.

I could not help but secretly look at Ye Linglong.

I went back and forth three or four times like this, but the little fart finally couldn't help it, turned to look at Ye Linglong, and asked, "Are you going to make another sharp turn besides the ten birds on the tree?"

"It's the brain! You just lack that muscle." Ye Linglong corrected the other party's statement, feeling that the other party should be hooked soon, so he smiled and said, "Of course, I told you all about it, but this is a very profound knowledge. How could there be only that question! What, you want to guess? "

"Well, I'd like to see, you have so much advanced knowledge, you can't believe that I can't answer a question correctly." The little fart child nodded firmly.

"Hey!" Ye Linglong smiled a little, pressed the panda's Taiji's back, let it lie down, and got closer to the little fart child, and said, "Listen, say on the tree ..."

Before Ye Linglong finished speaking, the little fart child immediately dissatisfied and shouted, "Hey, ten birds on the tree again! Don't you say there are other questions?"

"Of course it's another question. If you want to hear it, just listen to it honestly!" Ye Linglong sneered politely, and then said just now: "Say a little monkey riding on the tree, a little monkey on the ground, How many monkeys are there? "

"... Don't you use a stone this time?" The little fart child was quite cautious, learning from the experience of ten birds, and asked an extra question.

Ye Lingling shook her head and said funnyly, "Don't you all learn a little bit of knowledge? But this question, of course, will not be hit with stones."

"Isn't that easy?" The little fart was relieved immediately, and then said with confidence: "Seven on the tree, one on the ground, seven plus one and eight, a total of eight little monkeys!"

"Wrong!" Ye Linglong said relentlessly.

"What's wrong, there are seven on the tree and one on the ground. You also said that it was not stoned, and you will not scare the tree away!" The little fart retorted recklessly.

"Listen carefully, it's a 'monkey' monkey riding on a tree, a ride on a big horse, a ride on Tai Chi!" Ye Linglong patted the giant panda Tai Chi under the seat, and emphasized the problem of homophony to the little fart child Finally, the standard answer was given: "So, one on the tree and one on the ground are two little monkeys!"

"You ... No, come again!" The little fart went up again.

This time, Ye Linglong speeded up her speech, as if she wanted to play quick questions and answer quickly, saying, "Now, listen, say that there are seven monkeys riding on the tree, one monkey on the ground, how many monkeys? "

The little **** kid didn't even bother to think about it, why did he ask the same question twice and blurted out: "Two!"

"Wrong, eight, haha!" Ye Linglong said with a laugh.

"Why, how about eight?" The little fart baby was a little skeptical of life.

"Listen clearly, it's riding on a tree ... seven ... monkeys!" Ye Linglong repeated each word, repeating the question to the little fart child.

"Ah, seven rides!" The little fart child thought back carefully and found that it was really what the other party said, but he said unwillingly, "Can the tree bear it!"

"Hee hee, you can't bear the tree, you can't stand it, that is to sit down and fall down, it's also eight monkeys." Ye Linglong already smiled and lay down, burying her face in the hair of the giant panda Tai Chi, her hands were constantly Patted Tai Chi's neck.

The little **** baby's face was deeply blown. After a while, he looked like a mosquito sneezing from his mouth, and said, "... Master ... Master"

Ye Yeling's ears are very good. She immediately sat up from the panda's back and looked at the little fart child and asked, "Hey, what are you talking about?"

Slap your face, as long as you tear it down once, and then want to paste it back, it is impossible.

The **** kid finally broke out and said to Ye Linglong aloud, "Master, I want to learn, learn your sharp turn!"

"咣 当!"

I did n’t wait for Ye Linglong to react, but Xuan Tianzong, who was chatting with Shi Lin, was teaching, but suddenly he jumped out of the chair.

Of course, not only Xuantianzong took charge of teaching, the other two elders who chat with || chat also had similar reactions.

With three eyes and three eyes, they looked at Ye Linglong and the little fart side by side.

"The ancestor ... the ancestor ... not ah!" Xuan Tianzong's palm taught that his face turned pale, and he cried out to the little fart.

Before the slap, the little fart said that he wanted to worship Ye Zan's distraction incarnation as a teacher, and Xuan Tianzong's Zhangjiao and others were discouraged because they were worried about the issue of seniority.

Fortunately, the Qingpao didn't want to take advantage of this, so he directly rejected the little fart child, leaving a thousand miles of vividness and leaving the question bank.

This also reassured everyone in Xuan Tianzong.

However, being defenseless, it is impossible to prevent the ancestors of their home from learning.

I talked awkwardly for a while, but it has developed to the point where the grand master of Xuantianzong wants to worship a little girl!

I knew this already. When the little fart boy wanted to worship the Promise Master, we shouldn't stop here! Xuan Tianzong's teaching, as well as the two elders, can be said to be beyond regret.

"Why, you stopped just now, but now I want to learn something, how can it be so difficult!" The little fart child shouted hysterically as he looked at the few people coming.

"Ancestral Master, isn't this a thousand miles expressive? It is said that there is everything on the Internet, so we can't learn online on our own?"

"No, there aren't any sharp turns on the Internet, I will learn that!" The little fart child also has a temper, staring at a few people with his teeth gritted, posing in an unstoppable posture, saying with a grudge: " It seems that I am too gentle with you, so that you have some misunderstanding! "

I want to know that before being "educated", the little fart child existed in Xuantianzong like a little magic star.

Xun's own strength is not weak. In addition, with the identity of "ancestor", Xuan Tianzong is a sidewalk.

Some people are "cheesy". You talk to him well, and he thinks you are bullying.

现在 Now, seeing the little fart child is obviously anxious, a few people in Xuan Tianzong finally remembered the fear of being dominated in the previous decades.

"The ancestor ... the ancestor ... what do you want to learn, we can think of other ways, and we have to worship the teacher!" Xuan Tianzong persuaded once again to teach.

"Hum, there is a skill, you kill me today, otherwise no one wants to stop it. This master, the master is doomed!" Said the little fart, and took a thousand miles in his hands to the table. , Fist arched hand facing Ye Linglong.

At this time, between the little fart baby and Ye Linglong, there is an elder of Xuan Tianzong blocking.

But, seeing the little fart child about to kneel, this elder is a big courage, and dare not suffer the kneeling of his ancestor!

As for talking about helping ...

Don't even think about it.

So, the elder had only one choice left, and quickly turned to aside, revealing Ye Linglong, who was behind him.

Maybe, some people may think that since they dare not stop their ancestors, then it is enough to get rid of the little girl Ye Linglong?

The question is, isn't Ye Linglong better off than a little fart?

Everyone has "aspiring people, things have come true." Since the little fart wants to worship the teacher, where can Xuan Tianzong stop?

"噗通".

The little **** child kneeled on the ground, and while worshiping, shouted in the mouth, "The disciples met with Master, and asked Master to take me as a disciple, telling me to make a sharp turn on the road!"

I also said before that the little fart child has not received any education. Naturally, he does not understand the etiquette of apprenticeship and acceptance.

Therefore, this ritual is a little bit nonsense, and the words are also messy.

Ye Yelinglong still steadily sat on the back of the giant panda, looked at the few people of Xuan Tianzong, as well as the stone forest and witch who followed.

Whether it was a few people from Xuan Tianzong, or Shi Lin and Wu Wu, at this time, they were winking with various hints, which meant that Ye Linglong could refuse.

Since Xiaoshi ’s child has to worship a teacher, Xuan Tianzong's people can't persuade him or dare to stop him, so he can only find a way on Ye Linglong.

As long as Ye Linglong refuses to accept the small fart child as an apprentice, then except for the small fart child may be disappointed, but for others, it is definitely "hello, hello, everyone, hello."

However, Ye Linglong is also a child!

众 Under the attention and suggestion of everyone, Ye Linglong raised her hand with a smile, and said to the little fart child in front of him: "Haha, good! Seeing that you are so sincere, then I will just accept your apprentice as hard as possible."

I'm done! The people of Xuan Tianzong suddenly felt weak under their feet, as if the end of the world had arrived, and their hearts were filled with despair.

Their ancestor, worshiped the little girl Ye Linglong as a teacher, so what should they do?

In fact, people who are distressed are not just those who are in front, but also the old retreats behind them.

Although the older generations are higher than the teachers and elders, no one can compare with the ancestral ancestors.

Fortunately, those old seniors were so “goo” that they have not come out of the retreat, but they avoided the embarrassment of facing Ye Linglong.

At this time, footsteps came from outside the hall. The two elders who had been preparing gifts before came in with some disciples.

The disciples of Xuantianzong, either holding in their hands or carrying them both, did not have empty hands anyway, and carried various boxes into the hall.

"Come, go here and go out." An elder pointed at the center of the hall and said to the disciples who followed him.

"Teacher, three brothers, what's the matter with you?" Another elder noticed keenly that the atmosphere in the hall seemed somewhat depressed.

I didn't wait for Zhangjiao and others to speak ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ I have successfully worshipped Ye Linglong as a teacher, and the little fart child walked up from the palm teacher and the elders.

"Look, I have already worshiped Master. When you see my Master in the future, you must see me like that, otherwise ... or ..." The little fart would have thought of threatening these people as before. , But some can't explain it because of education.

Fortunately, the two elders who just came in and the disciples of those who moved things were shocked when they heard the words in front of them. How could they wait for the words behind them.

"What, worship?"

"Teach me, what's going on?"

The two elders, shocked and puzzled, asked Zhangjiao and the other three elders.

However, the palmer shook his hands helplessly, his voice was a little hoarse, and said, "Don't, don't ask, this thing is still unknown!"

"How can I not ask? What is the position of the ancestor, and who is there to dare to be the ancestor's master?" An elder asked unwillingly.

With the sound of wind, the giant panda Taiji rushed from the back to the center of the hall, of course, still carrying Ye Linglong on his back.

After I came to the crowd, Ye Linglong looked around at them, glanced over those people's faces, and then said proudly, "Huh! I am his master, what's the matter!"

"..."

There was silence in the Great Hall, or dead silence.

"Oh, huh, little girl is really joking! Come, there are gifts for you here to see if you like it." An elder said with a smile, as if he hadn't heard Ye Linglong's words at all, and still thought for himself Went to the gift side.

As long as I pretend not to hear, then bad things will not happen!