May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "Hehe, do you still not say anything?" Jiang Cheng smiled and walked in front of Landea, looking at Landea who still had no response with his head down, "That...SpiderMan."

　　 "That's not SpiderMan! It's Landrea, Jiang Chengsama!" The young lady Baihua reminded me.

"No, no, the ability to make spider silk without knowing when it will be made is exactly the same as SpiderMan." Jiang Cheng turned his head and waved his hand and explained helplessly, "Maybe it was because he ran on the wrong set. Maybe."

　　 "It's not like that at all! He doesn't look like the kind of person jumping around in high-rise buildings in tights!" Miss Baihua spit out frantically.

　　 "No, maybe SpiderMan who has taken off his tights is like that." Jiang Cheng replied.

　　 "No!" Miss Baihua exclaimed, "I have said it several times! That is the previous leader of Baihua, Di Leia! It is the master of the leader Yueyong!"

　　 "Jilaiya?" Jiang Cheng asked in doubt, then stretched out a finger and shook it, "No, no, Jilai doesn't grow like this at all! The hair should be white!"

　　 (ps: The pronunciation of Di Leiya and Jiraiya are similar in Japanese)

　　 "Are you only concerned about the hair?!" Miss Baihua spit out again, "That face doesn't look like that big uncle, right?"

　　 "That's true," Jiang Cheng looked at Landreya's face and nodded, "But maybe it's a transformation technique."

　　 "How is it possible!" Miss Baihua collapsed a little.

"It makes sense," Jiang Cheng smiled and turned his head again, and looked at Landrea, "but it's really hard to say, it's such a point that I still don't say anything, it is worthy of the previous generation of Baihua. Chief. Actually, I really hate using this method. Although I don’t know you,... after all, I’m the master of that guy. I really can’t do it..."

　　 "Hmph," Di Leia finally raised his head and looked at Jiang Cheng with a grim look, "Is my work easy to use?"

"Work? Nani's work?" Jiang Cheng wondered, "Is it your ruined face? This is really scary. If Yoshihara Haunted Mansion, I would recommend you to work. I believe even without makeup. It can scare a child into crying."

"Ha ha ha ha ...... hum hum" to Rhea started laughing, "I never thought the original guitar one day be handed the hands of people like you."

　　 "No, no, it's just an agent," Jiang Cheng retorted, "After all, it's Father Fengxian's request. I still respect the old and love the young. But... now all I want to ask is..."

　　 After a pause, Jiang Cheng's tone changed slightly, "Where did you get the news? The news that Boss Fengxian is no longer in Yoshiwara? Also, why do people who died once come back here?"

　　 "Do you... do you want to protect Yoshihara?" Landrea did not answer, but asked such a sentence.

　　 "Protect?" Jiang Cheng stood there thinking for a moment, then raised his head and replied, "If you insist, you can protect your temporary lair."

"Only you?" Landrea laughed, "Only by the style of keeping hands everywhere? Obviously there were so many opportunities to kill me at that time, but I always kept my hands. Keep your hands in front of your enemies."

"So, haven't you already said it? I am a person who respects the old and loves the young," Jiang Cheng sighed lightly. "After all, you look really miserable. That face must be a painful life. Is it? Being pointed and pointed by others on the side of the road will scare children even if they laugh? I still understand the simple truth that people are difficult to dismantle."

"You really have a man who talks to himself. With your half-hearted character, you can't protect anything." Landrea snorted and raised his head, staring straight at Jiang Cheng's face, "And, you Should I understand that feeling? From your eyes, you can see, the kind of regret, pain, and unwillingness. The look of being betrayed by yourself..."

"Ha~" Jiang Cheng twisted his neck and yawned, then turned his head and said to the two Baihua sisters, "Is this person... used to be a lecturer? I feel a little sleepy. ."

　　 "No, I'm a practical teacher." Miss Baihua replied.

　　 "Really? Then why is there so much nonsense?" Jiang Cheng wondered.

　　 "I don't know." Miss Baihua replied.

　　 "This is a bit difficult. I have no patience for people who talk a lot of this kind of nonsense." Jiang Cheng said distressed, "and..."

As he said, Jiang Cheng looked at Landreya's face again, "This face is too terrible! I don't want to listen to what he said when I see this face! By the way, why do you want half of your face? Did this happen? Did the plastic surgery fail?"

Without waiting for Landría to answer, Jiang Cheng nodded and continued with a serious expression: "But don't worry! I know a very good cosmetic surgeon! I promise to make you look like Oguri Shun! So, be optimistic. Don’t distrust the people around you because of this face! Live optimistically!"

After speaking, Jiang Cheng took out a business card from his arms and handed it to Landreya, saying: "I really want it, right? Now there is a chance, as long as you can tell all the news you got from there, this The business card is yours! And not only that, you can get a 30% discount as long as you report my name! Yes, it is a 30% discount!"

　　 "How could he be interested in that kind of thing!" Miss Baihua said with blank eyes.

"Ah? This should be the thing he needs most?" Jiang Cheng doubted, "And that's a 30% discount! It's a real 30% discount! The original price of that kind of 300 yuan suddenly increased to 1,000 yuan. In the end, the supermarket promotional products sold to you at a price of 300 yuan in the name of 30% off the promotion are not the same!"

　　 "What kind of metaphor is this!" Miss Baihua vomited, "How do you think he is not interested in that kind of thing!"

"Aren't you interested?" Jiang Cheng scratched his head, his face was a little bit distressed, but then he took out a hair salon membership card from his arms, "How about this one! This is the barber shop I often go to." Oh! All hairstyles can satisfy you! And this is a VVVVVIP member! Not only can you get a 30% discount on haircuts, you can also enjoy one hour of massage services, free beard trimming, and nose trimming! The most important thing is that it can be enjoyed Five times your points! At the end of the year, you can enjoy a lucky draw with your points. The first prize is the most popular limited edition FPS game!"

　　 said, Jiang Cheng's face showed a look of hard to give up, "Although this is really important to me, but if you can say it all, I will reluctantly give it to you!"

　　 "It's only you who are interested in that kind of thing!" Miss Baihua spit out a little collapsed.

"No, it's impossible for men not to be interested in this kind of stuff!" Jiang Cheng retorted solemnly, "No one can pretend that nothing happened in the temptation of free massage and free trimming of nose hair and beard. If you don’t believe me, this person already wants to tremble."

　　 "It's obviously that you are trembling with anger!" Miss Baihua shouted.

"No, I obviously want to tremble!" Jiang Cheng retorted, then sighed softly, and then said: "What a great man, he can stand up to these two temptations, even I have to admire it. The perseverance of this man, but..."

"I can't do it. You can stand it!" After that, Jiang Cheng took out a Chinese cuisine membership card from his arms again, "This, but it's the top VIP card for the best Chinese cuisine in Edo." ! Not only can you enjoy the food with a 30% discount, but also five times your points! The first prize of the year-end points draw is a set of VR game equipment! It is the kind of game equipment that can be immersed with glasses! PS: This is even me! No, because the price is too high, Yueyue refused."

　　 "What's the matter? Are you shocked and speechless?" Jiang Cheng snorted, "But don't hold back! Just say it if you want! Everyone is a man, I won't look down on you!"

　　 "Why would Jiang Cheng sama think that everyone likes what she likes..." A young lady from Baihua whispered to another lady from Baihua.

"All the men are almost the same," another lady Baihua replied in a low voice, "Moreover, that Landrea might really want it. You didn't find it. From the very beginning, he hadn't said it. A word? Maybe it’s because I want it so much that I can’t speak.”

　　 "How is it possible! Do you even think so?!"

"I'm really bad at torture. I learned this method after asking a friend in the police department~www.wuxiaspot.com~ It seems like an iron rod and cotton candy? Anyway, I don't understand. "Jiang Cheng explained with a curl of his lips.

　　 "It's the whip with sugar!" Miss Baihua corrected her.

　　 "So that's the case, there is such a saying." Jiang Cheng nodded and replied.

　　 "That's the way it was originally said! You just remembered it wrong!"

　　 "Hey? Is that right?" Jiang Cheng asked in confusion.

　　 "I don't want to complain anymore..." Miss Baihua murmured while holding her forehead.

　　 "Either cotton candy or lollipop," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said, "I think the candy I gave is sweet enough, why is this man not recruiting?"

　　 "You have to mix the whip with sugar, right!" Miss Baihua replied, "And you can't call it sugar at all!"

　　 "No, no, no, this is too sweet to my teeth!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

　　 "Jiang Cheng sama, not all men like what you like." Miss Baihua sighed and replied.

　　 "Hey?! Really?!" Jiang Cheng was shocked, and then looked at the two membership cards in his hand, "Is there anyone who doesn't like these things?!"

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