May Be the Fake Gintama

Old Jiang Cheng blushed, turned his head and whistled as if nothing had happened.

At this moment, the screams of Gin Shi and XIV came.

In an instant, Jiang Cheng shrank behind Yue Yong.

Yueyong: "..."

"That...I just think that occasionally a man should stand behind a woman! Guard the woman's back!" Jiang Cheng defended.

"Do you think I believe it?!" Yue Yong cursed, "and there is no such thing! It is said that men should stand in front of women?!"

"Didn't you say that you have given up your identity as a woman?!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"It's not the same thing at all!" Yue Yong scolded, but then sighed lightly, and then said, "Forget it, it's up to you, you hurry up. Otherwise, we will be the last one."

"Oh..." Jiang Cheng replied weakly, shrinking behind Yue Yong and walking forward with Yue Yong.

When the camera turned, Yin Shi and Fourteen were running wildly ahead.

"How? Did you get rid of it?" Fourteen asked.

"It seems to be thrown away." Yin Shig glanced around and replied with lingering fears.

"Great... I didn't expect this kind of place..." XIV replied out of breath, then stopped, leaned against a tree aside, took out a cigarette from his arms, trembling hand, lightly touched it He took a sip and said with emotion: "I really can't underestimate the forest."

But just after speaking, Fourteen found that Yin Shi's eyes were a little wrong. Yin Shi tremblingly pointed to Fourteen's head, unable to say a word.

"Hey, what's the matter?" Fourteen wondered, "What's wrong with my head?"

In the next second, Yin Shi Bai fell down... Yin Shi rushed to the street!

"What the **** is it..." As he said, Fourteen looked up and saw a headless body in wartime armor, holding a **** human head, and the human head's eyes were staring straight at him... and Somehow, Fourteen also heard the sound of [DiDiDi] like an alarm clock.

[That is... is my life countdown? 】

The cigarette fell from fourteen mouths...

"Ahhhhhhh!!!" After shouting, Fourteen rolled his eyes and fell down... Fourteen... rushed to the street!

But this was not over yet, I saw the body without a human head slowly falling down, and [DiDiDi]'s voice became denser and denser.

finally……

boom! ! ! !

A huge explosion sounded, shocking everyone in the forest.

After the explosion, a piece of paper was slowly spit out from the mouth of the person on the side, which read: wash inside, earthwork.

Hidden in Yinshi and not far from Fourteenth, Xin Ba Hao pushed his eyes and murmured, "Could it be a bit too much?"

...

Pushing the time forward for a minute, when he heard the scream of Fourteen, Jiang Cheng was so scared that he squatted down with his head in his arms, and Yue Yong was extremely speechless.

"Can you be a little like a man?" Yue Yong said with a look of contempt.

"I'm just investigating whether there is anything like a landmine buried in the ground!" Jiang Cheng retorted, raising his face. After speaking, he turned over the clods on the ground pretendingly.

"Do you think I believe it?!" Yue Yong cursed, "I'm so fed up with you, I don't care about you, I want to leave first by myself."

"No! Don't leave me alone!" Jiang Cheng hurriedly shouted, "At least! At least let me grab the corner of your clothes!"

Hearing that, several black lines appeared on Yueyong’s face... But in the end Yueyong compromised and stretched out his hand, saying: "It’s just the clothes corner, it’s okay, but... if you dare to catch it In other places..."

Listening to Yue Yong's slightly threatening tone, Jiang Cheng swallowed his saliva, and then retorted loudly, "How bad do you think I am! How could I do such a thing!"

"That's good……"

Just after Yue Yong finished speaking, Jiang Cheng instantly leaned forward, clutching Yue Yong's cuffs, and at the same time constantly observed the surroundings.

"I'm not scared, I'm just guarding the surroundings to prevent a gorilla or something from suddenly appearing." Jiang Cheng continued.

Just after speaking, a huge explosion sounded suddenly, and Jiang Cheng was so frightened that he closed his eyes and instantly hugged Yue Yong's arm.

After the explosion, Jiang Chengcai opened his eyes and let out a long sigh of relief. He said with lingering fear: "It really scares me to death..."

However, Jiang Cheng didn't notice that Yue Yong's face was getting darker and darker.

"You... didn't you mean only grabbing the corner of your clothes?!!!" Yue Yong cursed, and then kicked Jiang Cheng away with his leg up.

"That's just a stress response made in an emergency!" Jiang Cheng stood up and defended loudly, but then suddenly the topic changed, and said: "Moreover, Yueyue, you originally liked black lace..."

"Black lace? What the **** are you talking about..." After speaking, Yue Yong finally reacted, "Look at that!!"

With that said, Yue Yong directly took out a few kunai.

"Qiaodou sack! That was just accidentally spotted!" Jiang Cheng explained quickly, "And it's no fault of me? Who made you kick me while wearing a cheongsam! I didn't see it on purpose! Shouldn't you be blamed if you are strange?!"

"No, it's just to blame you for having a pair of eyes! If you are blind, you won't be able to see it at all!" With that, Yue Yong directly threw out all the Kuwu in his hands.

Jiang Cheng...Push the street!

"In this way, it will be a little faster." With that, Yue Yong dragged Jiang Cheng, who had passed out, and walked straight towards the distance...

The Xin Ba Haw, who had witnessed all this, was silent for a while, hiding in the dark.

"Jiang Chengsang is too rough..." Xin Ba Haw said with a light sigh, and then moved his neck. "But the task assigned to me has been completed. Now I can sleep well..."

Just after speaking, Xin Ba Chi felt a cool whistling behind his back.

Xinba Hao turned his head mechanically, and saw a translucent headless body in ancient armor, holding a translucent head behind him.

The new eight...Fuck the street!

"Really, it was so difficult for someone to come to me to play, why all fainted?" The head sighed and said, "Forget it, I'm already having fun..."

After speaking, the translucent ghost gradually dissipated...Finally, there was even a [ding] sound, which seemed to be a Buddha...

At the same time, if anyone is here, you will definitely find that the grass here is full of Zhenseng group members who passed out and the little sisters of Baihua...

...

early morning.

The 14th National Congress of the Communist Party of China panted and opened his eyes, looking at the tent above his head, and sighed softly: "That's it, it turns out to be a dream. It's been a long time since I had such a nightmare."

At the same time, Yin Shi on the side panted heavily and opened his eyes, looked at the tent above his head, and breathed a sigh of relief, "It turned out to be a nightmare."

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes abruptly, looked at the top of the tent above his head, and said with lingering fear: "It turned out to be a dream..."

Next is the new eight...

But then, the four people sat up at the same time and looked at the others blankly.

Jiang Chengyin's fourteen new eighth chicks: "Why are you here?"

Then Yueyong and Kondo walked into the tent.

"Oh, you are awake," Kondo said with his hands in his arms.

"Kondo-san, why are they in my tent?" Fourteen questioned.

"About this..." Kondo explained, "I don't know much about this. Yesterday, except for the little girl in the house of everything, Sougo and this beauty, everyone fainted during the courage test meeting. "

"Hey?" Fourteen was about to say something, and suddenly there was a pain in his head. "No, my head hurts too much. It's a terrible dream."

"Are you too?" Gin Shih held his head and said, "I also have a terrible headache, as if I had a terrible nightmare. But I can't remember clearly, the ghost fire, the human bones, and the person holding my head. What a ghost..."

"Are you guys too?!" Kondo said in shock, "I also saw a translucent ghost holding my head in my dream!"

"Actually, I too..." Xin Ba Haw said, rubbing his temples.

"Are you all?" Jiang Cheng rubbed his head, "I also seem to have seen black lace **** in my dream... No, no, when I think about it, my head hurts so much that I can't stand it..."

Everyone was speechless looking at Jiang Cheng's wretched head.

There is something different in your dream! ! Everyone murmured silently in their hearts.

...

The well-dressed people began the hunt to capture the unicorn again today.

"Hey, Kondo-san, there is something wrong with this forest..." Fourteen said to Kondo, "I think we should leave as soon as possible..."

"Don't be stupid, the general's Liulimaru hasn't been found yet." Kondo replied, "Yoshihide, all members use honey tactics today!"

But just finished speaking, a female voice came from Baihua.

"Ah! Jiang Chengsama! Look! There is a golden unicorn on the tree over there!" said a Baihua lady, pointing to a tree in the distance.

"Huh? How could there be such a thing," Jiang Cheng sighed lightly, and said, "It's just a golden fly."

"Sousou," Yin Shi on the side nodded, then glanced at Jiang Cheng and said, "Things like that are things that often gather near stools, whether in nature or in human society, like this gorgeous-looking guy. None of them are good things anymore."

"Hey, why are you talking to me?" Jiang Cheng vomited blankly.

"Hey? Is there any?" Yin Shi Yin and Yang said strangely, "I didn't mean anything~"

"Kill you!"

Jiang Cheng just finished speaking, only to see that the Baihua members on the side took out kunwu one after another.

Yin Shi quickly shouted: "Wait, what do you want to do?"

"Who do you think is the stool!" Yue Yong took the lead in throwing out kunai, and then a group of Baihua members also threw out kunai one after another.

"Hey, do you also treat me as a fly?!" Jiang Cheng scolded, but just after speaking, Jiang Cheng found out that a certain Kuwu has missed the shot, and it happened to be in the middle of the tree. A golden unicorn.

Witnessing all this, Shiv and Kondo opened their mouths into an O shape. It took a few seconds to react. They rushed over in an instant, pulling Jiang Cheng's collar and shouting, "What are you doing?! That's it. General’s pet! General’s!"

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng freed the two hands freely.

"I said that the golden unicorn that was just stabbed by your subordinates with Kuwu is the general's pet! Liuliwan!" Fourteen gritted his teeth.

"Huh? What silly thing to say," Jiang Cheng replied casually, waving his hand, "Golden unicorn? How could there be such a thing."

"Open your eyes and show me a good look!" Fourteen scolded.

"The face is too close," Jiang Cheng said disgustedly, and then looked at the group of young ladies from Baihua who were raging at Yinshi, and said: "Just teach him a little bit. Let's stop here today. Let's go back. Right."

Said Jiang Cheng then turned around and prepared to leave.

However, Fourteen did not give him this opportunity, and instantly put his hand on Jiang Cheng's shoulder: "Qiaodou sacks, you just heard clearly, right? What should we do? That is related to all the members of our true selection team. Life~"

"I don't even know what you are talking about," Jiang Cheng was a little speechless, "Furthermore, the general would be addicted to unicorns? Do you think I am a three-year-old child? There must be a limit to bluffing people, right? ?"

"No way! The general just likes that kind of stuff!" Fourteen burst into Qingjin shouting, "Do you think I like to come to this place?! Isn't it because of the uncle's order?!"

"That uncle?"

"It's the uncle who played the killer game together last time," Sougo explained aloud, "but boss, you really have a problem for us this time, that, Kondo-san, is it time to resign now?"

"Do you want to take a walk?!" Fourteen scolded.

"Well, although I don't know what's going on with you, it's better to use this to deal with the uncle," Jiang Cheng took out a stack of coupons from his arms and put them in Fourteen's hand. "Yoshihara's A 50% discount coupon! With this, that uncle will definitely be satisfied."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong took a group of Baihua ladies and turned around and left. When Kagura and Shin Baja saw this, they dragged the half-dead Yin Shi to follow.

"If this is the case, maybe that uncle will really be satisfied." Sougo muttered while looking at the coupon in Fourteen's hand.

...

"Hey, why didn't I know Ji Yuan's 50% discount coupon?" Yue Yong asked Jiang Cheng aloud to the side.

"There was no such thing." Jiang Cheng said naturally.

"Then that was..." Xin Ba Hao murmured.

"I doubled the price in advance and gave a 50% discount on this basis." Jiang Cheng replied, "it's a so-called discount scam."

"Is there still such an operation?!" Xinba Haw was startled.

"Of course, Yoshihara's travel girls are also very hard~www.wuxiaspot.com~ How can I bear to reduce their income." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

...

"Thanks for your hard work, for a one-horned fairy," Duke Songping sat on a chair with Erlang's legs upright, "By the way, did you find it? Fourteen."

"Ah..." Fourteen twitched at the corner of his mouth, "Although I didn't find it, I found something else that could be replaced."

"Oh?"

"That's it." After saying that, Fourteen put a stack of coupons given by Jiang Cheng into Matsuhira's hand.

"A 50% discount coupon for the Yoshihara store?" Matsuhira glanced at Fourteen in surprise, "What do you want the General to learn? Give me a cut!"

"Wait, Kata Lihu!" The general's voice came, "Can you show me that? I heard from a friend that Yoshihara has become a little different now..."

"Different? What do you mean?" Matsuhira looked at the general behind him, "Also, when did you have friends? Do I know?"

"Master General, I'm extremely sorry..." Fourteen hurriedly bent down.

"It's okay, I should be the one who said sorry. I actually sent Shinsengumi for that kind of thing." Shigeru smiled and said, then looked at Matsuhira again, "Can you take me to Yoshihara next time? I really want to see. a bit."

"Hey? Didn't you say that I will take you to the bar I often go to next time? That kind of place..."

"No, I will go to Yoshihara next time." Shigeru interrupted Matsuhira with a smile.

"Then... okay." Matsuhira can only answer like this.

"I'm really looking forward to it..." Mao Mao said with some emotion.

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