May Be the Fake Gintama

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng showed a look of contempt. "Because it was the first one to be manufactured, it was called the zero machine? The person who named you was an idiot? Since it was the first one to be manufactured, why not call it How about the first phone? It's OK to call the first phone."

"Although I don't know why it is not called the No. 1 machine, I know why it is not called the No. 1 machine." Xiaoyu explained.

"why?"

"Prevent infringement."

"So that's it..."

"Show me the atmosphere, atmosphere! Is it time to talk about those now?!" the ordinary uncle yelled, and then the corners of his mouth rose slightly, revealing a villain's standard smirk, "If you want to survive, hand over the zero machine. Us. Otherwise..."

"Hey? Xiaoyu turns out to be your uncle!" Jiang Cheng showed a shocked expression, and then slowly analyzed: "It turns out that because you are a maid-controlled man, there are so many maids, but one day, Xiaoyu finally couldn't bear your torture day and night, especially when stool was stuck on the loincloth, so she sneaked out..."

As he said, Jiang Cheng wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes, "It turns out that this is the case, Xiaoyu is really not easy."

"Where are you thinking about something! It's not like that at all!" the ordinary uncle cursed, "I'm like a pervert! She's a robot! How can I do that to a robot!"

"Data analysis, the probability is 99.8%." Xiaoyu said.

"Don't talk nonsense to me!"

"The chance of sticking stool is 99.8%." Xiaoyu added.

"Don't tell me separately next time! Tell me clearly all at once!" The ordinary uncle cursed, "No, there is no stool at all!"

The pink-haired maid on the side heard this, silently stepped back two steps, and then glanced at the ordinary uncle's ass.

[During data analysis, the analysis is successful,]

[There is a first-grade impurity on the loincloth,]

[Suggestion: Clear immediately! ! ! 】

Jiang Cheng suddenly heard a sirens from nowhere, and then saw the maid behind the ordinary uncle lift up the mop in his hand...

"Hey, uncle! Watch out behind you!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"Behind?" The ordinary uncle looked disapproving, "Want to divert my attention and take the opportunity to escape? Don't be silly, that kind of..."

Before the ordinary uncle finished speaking, the mop in the hand of the maid swung down...

boom! ! !

The entire ground was smashed into a piece, and Jiang Cheng was stunned. Of course, the life and death of that ordinary uncle was unknown.

"Unexpectedly, it would be solved in this way. Although it was a bit early, but..." The blond young man glanced at the uncle who had fainted on the ground, and then looked at Jiang Cheng again, accurately speaking. It was Xiaoyu hanging on Jiang Cheng's calf, "Furong, come back."

"This voice..." Jiang Cheng was shocked, "Why is it exactly the same as mine! Who are you on earth?!"

"He is the last robot made by the doctor: the No. 1-50 No. 2 machine." Xiaoyu explained.

"Can robots use other people's voices at will?! Pay me copyright tax, bastard!" Jiang Cheng scolded.

"[Furong Project] still lacks a key link, that thing is with you." The golden young man ignored Jiang Cheng's words and continued, "Hand over [seed]."

"Hey, it's really shameful," Jiang Cheng whispered to Xiaoyu, "I always feel like I'm talking, do you understand this feeling?"

"I don't understand." Xiaoyu replied concisely.

"So...but you can't be blamed, after all, you're just a robot." Jiang Cheng sighed comfortingly.

"Robot...?" Xiaoyu's voice intermittently.

"So, this is the biggest difference between humans and robots." Jiang Cheng explained, "Humans don’t look at something with a fixed mindset, but robots are different. They just use the implanted data to deal with things mechanically. Look at things."

"Xiaoyu can't understand." Xiaoyu said, "Is there really a big difference between humans and robots? Where is the difference? Humans, robots, humans, robots..."

Suddenly, Xiaoyu was stunned, and a certain database hidden deep in his brain began to awaken. It was... it was the memory or data of being with the doctor.

...

"I want to be a robot too..." Dr. Lin sighed as he sat on the ground, showing sadness and sadness on his face.

"Doctor, why do you say such things." Xiaoyu who stood behind the doctor asked aloud, "Why does it look so painful? And why is it so sad?"

[I don’t understand, as a robot I don’t understand...]

...

"That, Jiang Chengsama, why would anyone want to become a robot?" Xiaoyu said suddenly.

"Huh? What's the problem? How could there be such a person?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand casually, but he just realized that Xiaoyu was in tears when he finished talking, "What's the matter? It seems to be completely bad. , It will leak oil from that kind of place."

"This is... tears!" Zero Two murmured, and then snorted, "The robot doesn't flow out that kind of water droplets. That's why the [seed] is indeed on you, so please hand it over."

"Tears?" Jiang Cheng raised his eyebrows, with a look of disapproval, "What silly things to say, this is a robot, how can you cry? It's just an oil leak."

Zero Two gestured to the robot maids around him with his eyes. A group of maids knowingly began to surround Jiang Cheng slowly.

"What's the matter? Although it's not annoying, but I feel indifferent to the maid." Jiang Cheng said casually, "Of course, if it is a treat, I can still go to the maid coffee. I took a seat in the museum. Once again, it was in the presence of a treat!"

"Take it." Zero Two decisively gave the order.

Then, under the leadership of the pink-haired maid, a group of maids rushed towards Jiang Cheng.

"Hey, you don't pull customers like this, right? You won't be able to pull customers if you are too enthusiastic." Jiang Cheng stretched out a finger and said seriously.

"Hurry up and hand over [Seeds]! Mole Kobo!" The pink-haired maid said while running with a mop, her expression very excited.

"Who is this?" Jiang Cheng wondered, "Is this expression too fake? But I can't get the guests."

"This is Furong No. 11305." Xiaoyu explained, "It is the latest model of the robot housekeeper developed by Furong PROJECT. The alias [Cleaning Sister] is a robot with enhanced cleaning ability. However, due to excessive cleanliness The buyer complained [too noisy] and returned the robot."

"That's it." Jiang Cheng nodded, but still stood still and didn't move.

"In this situation, it's better to escape quickly," Xiaoyu reminded.

"Escape? Why? Are they not employees of the Maid Cafe?" Jiang Cheng asked in doubt, then looked at Number Two, and said loudly, "Well, are you the manager? I'm sorry! I really don't have much time today. Because I have to go to the church to unload the equipment in a while!"

With that said, Jiang Cheng took a step back slightly, escaped the blow of cleaning his sister, and then shouted to Zero Two, "Well, if you can, you can give me the address of the shop. You will definitely go there when you have time. Be a guest! Also, although it is offensive, your employees are a bit unqualified. If they are too enthusiastic, they will be offensive to the guests."

With that said, Jiang Cheng jumped up and escaped the blow of cleaning his sister. "In fact, I have just opened a maid-themed shop recently, and the business is actually pretty good. If I want to exchange experiences, I won't be stingy! "

At this moment, Jiang Cheng was finally forced to a corner by a group of maid robots.

"No matter how you say, you can't force the customer to the corner, right?" Jiang Chengyu said earnestly, "In this case, the customer is also very troublesome. If your store manager really didn't teach you anything, you should..."

Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, a group of robotic maids rushed over.

boom! ! ! !

The wall directly collapsed into rubble, and this good house was also in ruins, filled with smoke.

【During the search, no target was found. 】

"Hey~www.wuxiaspot.com~ For the maids, your movements are a bit stiff." Jiang Cheng said, standing behind a group of maids, "The movements should be gentler. Men like gentle maids. , Rather than this violent type. Of course, there are some men with special hobbies who like the violent type, but that is only a very small number. As employees, you should more carefully speculate on the guests’ hobbies!"

Jiang Cheng had just finished speaking, and the maids turned around and rushed over again.

In this way, Jiang Cheng observed the movements of the maids and pointed out the wrong place at the same time.

"The legs are raised too high! Although casually exposing the **** will excite the guests, but you are too deliberate!"

"All said the movements should be gentle!"

"The posture of holding the mop is wrong!"

"Small steps!"

"Be gentle! It's best to always have that faint smile!"

"Although the shy expression is correct, you can't always be shy! Just five minutes apart!"

"You are a tsundere type? For this... I suggest you read Hayate the Combat Butler from start to finish. It should be of great help to you."

"Mother-in-law type...I really can't help me with this..."

...

After half an hour.

"Thank you for your guidance!" The maids bent down and shouted at Jiang Cheng, "All the data has been recorded! We will work hard!"

"In short, after learning these, your shop should be able to sustain it." Jiang Cheng nodded and said, "Then, come on..."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around and prepared to slip away...

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