May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 When Kagura moved the chopsticks, the chopsticks were still aligned with Mao Mao...

　　 The result of Jiu Bingbei pulling the chopsticks, the result is the same as above...

　　 The result of the little ape flicking the chopsticks, the result is the same as above...

　　 A Miao... The result is the same as above...

　　 And Mao Mao also tirelessly performed several body gymnastics from beginning to end...

　　 "I feel a lot of sweat," Mao Mao wiped the sweat from his face, looked at Jiang Cheng on the side, and said with a smile, "I haven't exercised like this for a long time, and I am really enjoying it today."

　　 [It’s really bad! Old Ba,] Yin Shi looked at the new Ba Haw who was aside, 【His Majesty is getting used to it! The action of **** is getting more and more skilled! And... the radio gymnastics has also become more and more proficient! What should I do! By the way, have we watched radio gymnastics several times? Even his "little soldier" is almost used to me! 】

【Calm down! Silver mulberry! 】Xin Ba Hao looked at Yin Shi with a comforting look, 【This is also a good thing, right? Maybe the general will not feel ashamed after getting used to it, maybe! Maybe our heads will be saved! 】

　　 [That's right! 】

　　 But, at this moment, Jiang Cheng said: "But, from start to finish, you are the only one playing, OK? We don’t seem to be involved at all~ It’s really cunning~"

　　 [Can someone give this guy a shot in the head! 】Yin Shi thought bitterly through gritted teeth.

　　 "What Jiang Chengsang said, you are the only one involved from start to finish~ It's really cunning~" A Miao scolded with a smile.

　　 "Soda Soda! It's so unfair!" Xiao Yuan was full of upset, "I want to see Yinsang's fruit dance too!"

　　 "Is that so?" Mao Mao smiled sullenly, a hint of joy and satisfaction appeared on his face, but it flashed away, "Then I'm really lucky."

　　 "So... why don't we change the game?" Jiang Cheng suggested, "How about changing the game to make everyone feel involved?"

　　 "Well, yes, after playing for so long, I also want to try other games." Mao Mao said with a smile.

　　 "Then I will choose the next game..." Jiang Cheng was interrupted by Yin Shi before he finished speaking.

　　 "Wait! The next game is the King's Game!"

　　 "Hey? Why?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled, curled his lips with a reluctance, "I still want to play wild ball punch."

　　 "What kind of bar will play wild ball boxing!" Gin Shizuo cursed, "The king game is suitable for playing in a bar!"

　　 "Forget it, whatever you say is what you say, the game of kings is the game of kings, it doesn't matter to me anyway." Jiang Cheng waved his hand impatiently.

　　 "What is the game of kings?" Mao Mao frowned slightly, seemingly puzzled.

"The teenager doesn't seem to understand the rules of the King's Game yet," Gin Shiki explained with a smile, "Then I will explain it a little bit. The so-called King's Game is a lottery with "King" and numbers written on chopsticks. If someone gets the king’s lottery, they can give other people all kinds of improper orders~ and it's irresistible~"

　　 Listening to Yin Shi's slightly seductive voice, Mao Mao once again ejected two streams of excitement from his nostrils.

　　 "Hey, Yinsang, the general seems to be getting excited again..." Xin Baji whispered, expressionless.

　　 "Don't worry about that kind of thing!" Gin Shiki replied in a low voice, "Whether the situation just now can be reversed depends on the next game! Do you understand?!"

　　 Xin Ba Hao's eyes slowly widened: "Yin Sang, what do you mean..."

"Yes! Our goal is to make the general king! As long as the general enjoys the game..." At this point, Gintoki gave a chuckle, "Then everything in front of you can be over! Maybe we Maybe you can get a big reward!"

　　 After listening, Xin Ba Ji nodded heavily, "I understand!"

　　 "That's it, it turns out that the game of Kings is like this." Mao Mao nodded on the side, "It sounds really interesting."

"Yes, the so-called king is like a general~" Gin Shiki quickly replied with a smile, and then as if he had suddenly thought of something, he held his hand and said, "How about changing the game of kings to generals? How? How about changing the sign that says King to General?"

　　 [As expected of Yin Sang! You can flatter so secretly! 】Xin Ba Hao thought to himself, and then echoed: "It makes sense, it is more suitable to change to a general game~"

　　……

　　 "Then the first round, start!" Yin Shi held several pairs of disposable chopsticks in his hands and shouted face to face.

　　 But shortly afterwards, several girls present jumped up like tiger wolves and rushed towards Yin Shi...

　　 Boom! ! !

　　 After a loud noise, the sofa where Yin Shi was on was broken into pieces of wood.

"Yinsang, no matter how you look at them, they are all for their own selfish desires..." Xin Ba Hao got up from the ground with no expression, pushed his eyes and whispered, "The willingness to please guests is basically zero... …"

　　 But just then, Jiang Cheng's voice sounded.

　　 "Ah, it seems that the general in the first round is me~" Jiang Cheng said with a smile, and then raised the chopsticks in his hand with the general written on it.

　　 [Jiang Chengsang! When exactly...] Xin Ba Hao's heart is full of confusion.

　　 "It's better not to say too much demand~" Ah Miao said with a smile.

　　 Looking at Ah Miao’s slightly threatening smile, Jiang Cheng swallowed his saliva, waved his hand quickly and said, "Don't worry! No more."

　　 "Then, Master General's order is..." Ah Miao continued.

　　 "That's right, the order for the first round is..." With that said, Jiang Cheng glanced at the lottery in Maomao's hand secretly, "Then play Pocky with the person on his left on the third!"

　　 The look that Jiang Cheng had just glanced at Mao Mao did not escape Xin Ba Hao's eyes.

　　 [Jiang Chengsang! 】Xin Ba Hao's heart is full of touch, 【I knew Jiang Chengsang must have noticed! Thank you so much! Jiang Chengsang! 】

　　 "Pocky Games? But we don't have that kind of stuff here..." A Miao said with some distress, "It's too late to buy it now, right?"

　　 "It makes sense," Jiang Cheng nodded, and then suddenly saw a long baguette on the table, "How about using this instead?!"

　　 "Ah! I didn't expect that there is such a convenient thing~ Jiang Chengsang is really smart~" A Miao praised, squinting her eyes.

　　 "Yo Xi, don't be shy, go on!" Jiang Cheng looked at Mao Mao and said.

　　 "I am not the number three..." A trace of loss flashed in Mao Mao's eyes, "I am the number two."

　　 Jiang Cheng: "……"

　　 "That idiot!" Gin Shizuo cursed secretly, "How on earth can the number two be regarded as the number three!"

　　 "But who is the number three in the end..." Xin Baji murmured while propping his chin, but his eyes fell on the sign in his hand, and there was a capitalized "three" on the sign...

　　 "Hey, Yin Sang..." Xin Ba Ji held out his signature blankly.

"It turned out to be you," Yin Shi laughed, but only laughed, because Yin Shi finally reacted, "Wait, the left side of No. 3, which is the left side of Xin Ba Hao...Wait... Isn't that me?!"

　　 "Yes, Yinsang... After all, the General's orders cannot be resisted..." Xin Baji said blankly.

　　 "No, no, it's too bad! That kind of picture is too bad!" Yin Shishi quickly refused.

　　 "It turned out to be the two of you," Jiang Cheng smiled, and then handed the baguette to Xinba Hao's hands, "Let go of it, let the fruit dance a dance~"

　　Gin Shi and Xin Ba Ji's faces darkened.

　　 Then, Gintoki and Shinbaji face each other, biting one end of the French stick.

　　 After Jiang Cheng called out to start...

　　 (The following pictures are for the reader to imagine. You can refer to Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei...)

　　……

　　 "It looks like it's a tie~" Jiang Cheng said while looking at Xin Ba Ji and Yin Shi who were lying on the ground and vomiting at the same time.

　　 Xin Ba Ji wiped the saliva from his mouth, his face was full of love. Ginshi also had the same expression.

　　 "Then start the second round!" Jiang Cheng announced.

　　……

　　 "Yo Xi, it's finally my turn this time!" Gin Shiki raised the lottery as he said.

　　 [Silver mulberry! ] Xin Ba Chi sent a look.

　　 Yin Shi nodded knowingly, and then looked at Jiang Cheng.

　　 Jiang Cheng noticed the look in Yin Shi's eyes and glanced slightly at the lottery in Mao Mao's hand, then secretly stretched out one finger in his left hand and three fingers in his right hand. Means: it's number four!

　　 But what Yin Shi thought was: Either number one or number three!

　　 "Then, the one who gets the number four will take off his clothes until only the underwear is left!" Yin Shizuo said.

　　 Jiang spurts wildly.

　　……

　　 Looking at Mao Mao, who took off only his underwear, Yin Shi was so angry that he pulled Jiang Cheng's collar and stared at his big red eyes: What's the matter? ! Why is he number four! Didn’t it mean that it’s either number one or number three? !

　　 Jiang Cheng: I was talking about the number four! How did you interpret it!

　　Ginshi: Give me a hand to signal, bastard! !

　　……

　　 The third round. This time, it was Ah Miao who got the general's sign.

　　 "Great! This time I got the general's sign!" A Miao said cheerfully, "Then, this time I will lend the clothes to the coldest-looking person here!"

　　 Jiang Cheng glanced at the lottery in the young general's hand and sprayed it out again.

　　 "Wait... Jiang Chengsang's reaction...couldn't it be..." Xin Ba Ji was full of black lines, and the corners of his eyes began to draw out.

　　……

　　 Looking at the briefs on the little monkey's head and Mao Mao who was stripped off again, Gin Shi and Xin Ba Ji are really about to collapse now.

　　 [Why is it a general again! ! Is this person a gaming black hole? ! Can anyone explain it! ! ] Yinshi roared wildly in his heart.

　　 "This, it smells..." The little monkey tore off the briefs on his head, then threw it directly to the ground.

　　 [You give me more than enough! Yin Shi gritted his teeth and cursed secretly.

　　 "Let's do it again for the last time." Then, Jiang Cheng took out a handful of chopsticks and handed it to Mao Mao who was aside, "This time you smoke first."

　　 Looking at the sign with the general written on it, Mao Mao raised the corner of his mouth, and then pulled out one.

"Then, next time, if you can, play with me again." Mao Mao showed the sign in his hand and said softly, "Don't think of me as a general, but still think of me as an ordinary person called Tokugawa Shigeru. Mau ordinary people."

　　 "Master General..." Xinbaji murmured, "Of course it is!"

　　 Jiang Cheng chuckled: "There is no way, after all, the command of the General can't be disobeyed~"

　　 "That's right." Gintoki also smiled.

　　……

　　 "I have had a great time today, thank you very much." Mao Mao stood up ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and said to everyone, "Then, I should go back too."

　　 "Go slowly~"

　　 After that, Mao Mao raised his foot and walked to the door.

　　 "That, Yinsang, do you feel the general is a little different?"

　　 "Huh? Isn't it the same as usual?" Yin Shi waved his hand disapprovingly.

"No, it's really different. I always feel that something is missing..." Xin Ba Hao pointed to Mao Mao, who was naked and still painted with mosaics somewhere. Suddenly, Xin Ba Hao reacted, "If you look carefully, , Didn’t the General wear nothing?!!!"

　　 "Calm down, New Baji," Jiang Cheng said, "a creature like a man, sometimes I want to let go of everything and relax."

　　 "That's right, New Eight." Yin Shi nodded in agreement.

"Wait! That's not the case at all! It's not that kind of thing to untie the shackles and let go of everything, right!" Xinba Haw exclaimed, "Sorry! The Zhensengumi members are still at the door! Seeing this situation if……"

　　 "Yo Xi, I have something to do, so I just left through the back door..." After that, Jiang Cheng turned his head and walked out first.

"Hey!!!"

　　 (Maomao Bar ~ End!)

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