May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 In the evening, go to a small shop.

　　"Welcome~" Xiaoyu lowered her head and shouted, but when Xiaoyu raised her head, she realized that it was Jiang Cheng who had arrived. The smile on her face instantly became rich, "Master Jiang Cheng!"

　　 "Alala, what a rare visitor." The grandmother Dengshi, who was standing at the counter holding a cigarette, let out a puff of cigarette lightly, and glanced at Jiang Cheng who opened the door and came in.

　　 "Ah, excuse me..." Jiang Cheng said casually, touching the back of his head, then walked in and sat down in front of the counter, "Any Chinese wine."

　　 "Our shop doesn't have that kind of thing." Mother-in-law Dengshi replied.

　　 "Forget it," Jiang Cheng said indifferently, then took out an envelope from his arms and put it on the counter, "Last month."

　　Dengshi mother-in-law just wanted to get it, but Catherine was one step ahead.

"Is that all?" Catherine ordered the money in the envelope, and said with an unhappy face, "The little girl with a big stomach eats things that can be solved by more than just this little money! If I have to pay it back, I will lose my youth. Give it back too, bastard!"

"What kind of terrible line is this... It is not your turn to say this sentence, youth? Do you have that kind of thing?!" Jiang Cheng vomited expressionlessly, then turned around and vomited. I got up and said, "Slightly trouble you to stay away from me. I can't help seeing your face..."

　　 "What a rude! You bastard!" Catherine was unhappy.

　　 "It's too noisy! Bring me here, bastard!" Granny Dengshi punched Catherine, and at the same time snatched the envelope from Catherine's hand.

　　……

　　 "Then, let's go..." Jiang Cheng stood up and was about to leave.

　　 "Don't stay for a while?" Mother-in-law Dengshi said, "The child will be back soon."

　　 "What do you mean?" Jiang Cheng asked in confusion.

　　 But just after finishing talking, the door of Dengshi Xiaodian was opened, and Xiaoyu appeared at the door carrying a shopping bag. He looked like a dusty face, and his clothes were covered in dust.

　　 "Did you participate in the Robot Dash Competition?" Jiang Cheng asked blankly.

　　 Xiaoyu didn't answer, but walked straight and handed the shopping bag in her hand to Granny Dengshi, and then turned around again to greet other customers.

　　 "I have it," Mother-in-law Dengshi took out two bottles of Chinese wine from her shopping bag and put them on the counter. "Would you like two drinks?"

　　 "Then it can only be disrespectful." Jiang Cheng smiled, and then sat down at the counter again.

　　……

　　 The Dengshi shop at night is the busiest time of the day.

　　 "How do you feel?" Mother-in-law Dengshi asked, "Is this the first time drinking a bar in such a noisy shop? How do you feel?"

　　 "My feeling is similar to your face, it can't be worse." Jiang Cheng blurted out while putting down his wine glass.

　　 "Can't your kid say nice things?!" Grandma Dengshi cursed.

　　 "I've said it very tactfully..." Jiang Cheng explained, then stretched out three fingers, and said solemnly, "In fact, the real feeling is three times worse than your face!"

"You bastard!!" Grandma Dengshi picked up the wine bottle as if it was about to hit Jiang Cheng's head in the next moment, but in the end, Grandma Dengshi put down the wine bottle and said with a light sigh, "You also pay a little attention. Right? That kid is looking forward to your arrival even though he doesn't say anything. Isn't it okay to come a few times more appropriately?"

　　 "Huh?" Jiang Cheng was even more puzzled.

"I'm talking about Xiaoyu," Mother-in-law Dengshi glanced at Xiaoyu, who was grumbling with drunken guests but always smiled. "What a ruthless man~ Throwing a woman in this place hasn't seen it for so long. Once, once, I just do it myself and drink in this kind of place~"

　　 "Please don't talk about such bad lines anymore..." Jiang Cheng raised his hand to stop him, "Why do you say that I am like a man who always gives up?! I am not in that kind of relationship with Xiaoyu at all!"

"Isn't it?" Yin Shi, who didn't know when he arrived, sat at the counter and took the wine in front of Jiang Cheng to pour himself a glass. "Aren't you always a man who has always been in chaos? Mother-in-law, You may not know that the woman abandoned by this man can circle the earth a few times."

"Don't talk nonsense to me!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "When did you come here anyway?! That's my wine! Why do you just pick up my wine for a drink? Let me put it down. Ah bastard!"

　　 "Tsk tsk, it's so spicy, the food goes with the wine..." Gintoki took a sip of the wine, and then took a crab from the plate in front of Jiang Cheng and ate it.

　　 "You give me enough time, bastard!" Jiang Cheng cursed, "Just let me down if it's too spicy! And that's the crab I ordered!"

　　 "One more bowl!" Kagura, who didn't know when to arrive, said while holding up his rice bowl, with a crab leg in his mouth and a few grains of rice beside his mouth.

　　 "Thank you Jiang Chengsang." Xin Ba Ji said while putting crabs in the crisper.

　　 "Are you here, too?!" Jiang Cheng roared, "Don't pack me anymore, bastard!"

　　……

　　 Yin Shi was already drunk and drunk, and kept calling for another drink. Kagura's belly was also full, burping constantly. As for the new eight haws, they have fallen asleep on the table.

　　 "Really...the drink volume is still so bad..." Jiang Cheng couldn't help but chuckled, then stood up and helped Yin Shi up. "It's really going to cause trouble for people. I'm leaving, mother-in-law."

　　 After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng picked up Xin Ba Ji in his hand and walked out carrying Yin Shi. Upon seeing this, Kagura also followed.

　　 "It's... a merciless man..." Mother-in-law Dengshi let out a puff of cigarette lightly, and at the same time glanced at Xiaoyu, who was sitting on the sofa with some loss on her face, and whispered...

　　 But shortly thereafter, Mother-in-law Dengshi suddenly noticed something, turned around and asked Catherine, "Where did these crabs come from?"

"Aren't these from your acquaintances the last time?" Catherine replied, and then took a sip of disdain. "Xiaoyu used this kind of stuff to entertain them, and she didn't even know to say thank you to me, really, they Has his head broken?"

"You are the one who broke your head! To say thank you is to Xiaoyu!" Mother-in-law Dengshi cursed, "Isn't there these crabs that I asked you to throw away?! The refrigerator is broken for several days. Do not you know?!"

　　 "Forget meow~" Catherine put on a cute expression, but she should only think it is cute.

　　 "It's disgusting! You pretend to look like that!" Granny Dengshi scolded with blank eyes, "It's awful now, are they all right..."

　　 But as soon as she finished speaking, Mother-in-law Dengshi heard painful groans from her building, and after a while, an ambulance sirens came from outside the door.

　　 "It shouldn't matter..." Mother-in-law Dengshi whispered, "Should it not cause trouble to the Food Safety Administration? Surely it doesn't matter..."

　　 But just finished speaking, the mother-in-law Dengshi accidentally caught Catherine squatting on the ground with her stomach and face in pain.

　　 "Have you eaten in the end?!"

　　……

　　 The next day, Oedo Hospital.

　　 "I must blackmail that stinky old lady severely this time!" Yin Shizuo, who was wearing a hospital gown, said angrily, sitting on the hospital bed, "He even gave the guests that kind of broken food..."

　　 "Yin Sang, it's all your own feelings when you talk about it," Xin Ba Ji sat on the hospital bed beside him, curled his lips, "Speaking of which we are also self-conscious..."

　　 "So...I hate seafood is not unreasonable..." Jiang Cheng, who was also wearing a hospital gown, curled his lips disdainfully while lying on the hospital bed.

"Then it's all your fault!" Yin Shi grabbed the pillow and slammed it directly at Jiang Cheng. "If it weren't for you to order some crabs on your own, we wouldn't have fallen to this point at all! Give me. Take responsibility, bastard!"

"Can you be more cheeky?" Jiang Cheng grumbled expressionlessly, "Didn't you just steal the food?! Why is it all my fault?! Besides, it's not me at all. I ordered it! Xiaoyu brought it up!"

　　 "It seems that robots are also men who will retaliate at the beginning and end of life." Yin Shizuo teased.

　　 "Shut up, bastard!" Jiang Cheng scolded with a blank eye, "It's not that kind of relationship at all! Only you will like robots! Motosu and Hideki!"

　　 (Motosu and Hideki: "Human Shape Computer Angel Heart" actor, the voice actor is Sugita Tomokazu.)

　　 "What do you know about Hideki?!" Gin Shizuo shouted, "Xiushu also works very hard!"

"Well, you two should stop quarreling," Xin Ba Haw hurriedly came out to make a round. "Occasionally we should get along with each other? And now it's still in a place like a hospital. It's not good to make a lot of noise~ www.wuxiaspot.com~ It's really a hot guy." Jiang Cheng sipped disdainfully, then turned his head and looked out the window and simply ignored Yin Shi.

　　 At this time, a familiar person appeared at the door of the ward.

　　 "They are the patients who started to stay in this ward today," the nurse sister explained to Hasegawa who was wearing a hospital gown with a smile, "Get along well."

　　 Looking at the familiar people in the ward, Hasegawa's eyes twitched.

　　 At the same time, the trio of Jiang Cheng and Wanshiya in the ward also found Hasegawa at the entrance of the ward.

　　……

　　 "Hey? Are you all friends of Hasegawa-san?" The nurse sister smiled and said, "It's great Hasegawa-san, so I won't be lonely during admission."

　　 "Don't say that, Miss Uchino," Hasegawa smiled embarrassedly while sitting on the hospital bed, "I and them are just like-minded friends."

　　 "Wait a minute, did you say something stinky just now?" Yin Shisi vomited expressionlessly while sitting on the hospital bed beside him.

　　 "Don't be wrong," Jiang Cheng said at the same time, "We are not in the relationship of friends. If we insist... I should be regarded as his life mentor."

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