May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 House of Everything.

　　 Boom!

　　 "Kagura sauce!" Jiang Cheng's old father's anxious voice sounded along with the sound of hurried footsteps and the cracking of the door.

"Kagura-chan! It doesn't matter!" Jiang Cheng rushed directly into the living room of the All Things House, looking at Kagura sitting on the sofa with an anxious expression, "Where is it uncomfortable?! Go to the hospital?! "

　　 "You give me a little bit, bastard!" Yin Shishi couldn't help but cursed, "Is there any way I can't come in normally?! How many times do you have to destroy the entrance of my house to be satisfied? You bastard!"

"I heard that Kagura-chan was uncomfortable and came straight from Yoshiwara!" Jiang Cheng retorted, and then snarled Yin Shi's collar and shouted, "Hey! You guy! I'm the best one! The important niece is stored with you, is that how you take care of it?!"

"Well, calm down, Jiang Chengsang." Xin Ba Ha hurriedly separated Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi who were about to fight, then looked at Kagura and asked softly, "Then, does Kagura-chan feel there? Comfortable?"

　　 "I don't know why, my body is in very bad condition recently," Kagura was slouched while holding a thermometer, "He is heavy and has no energy. I can't even bother to move."

　　 "It's too serious!" Jiang Cheng said in tears.

"You are so excited!" Yin Shi slapped Jiang Cheng directly on the back of his head and fell to the ground, then looked at Kagura, "Did you have a cold? You guys are always on the floor. Sleeping inside, and I always slept with my belly exposed. It’s because of the sloppy and sloppy life that caused this, right?"

　　 "No, it's not yet Yin Sang's turn to say such things," Xin Ba Hao tweeted when he glanced at Yin.

　　 New Eight Haunts had just finished speaking, and the prompt of the thermometer in Kagura's mouth sounded.

　　 "Okay," said, Xin Ba Ji took the thermometer in Kagura's mouth, "Hey, weird, there is no fever. It doesn't seem to be a cold, what's the matter?"

　　 "There is no cough, nor is it unusual." Gin Shiki murmured while supporting his chin.

　　 "I don't know why," Shin Baji looked at Kagura again, "I always feel a little uncoordinated."

　　 "It doesn't matter!" Jiang Cheng said eagerly, "Since I don't know why, then I can only do a full-body examination! As long as you finish that, you will know what is uncomfortable!"

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　　 "You should calm down a little bit," Gin Shiki was helpless. "What you said is the last resort. Now let's ask Kagura what's uncomfortable, so the doctor can diagnose it."

　　 "That's right," Jiang Cheng nodded, then looked at Kagura and asked, "Kagura-chan, do you feel any specific discomfort? If you have something, you must say it!"

　　 "Hmm..." Kagura thought while eating the rice ball, "Speaking of which, the rubber bands around the pants are always painful, as if they are tightened."

　　 "It's horrible, it's better to go to the hospital." Xinbaji interjected, "However, the only thing worthy of comfort is that I still have appetite."

　　 New Eight Haunts had just finished speaking. Kagura, who was sitting on the sofa, staggered to his feet, but he almost fell after two steps. Fortunately, Kagura held the sofa on the side.

　　 "No...no," Kagura said with a pained expression, "I can't even stand still."

　　 "Hey, does it really matter? The whole person is shaking," Yin Shi hurriedly stepped forward to support Kagura, "Let's put the rice ball aside, don't force it to eat by yourself."

　　 "Don't Aru!" Kagura shook his head and refused, "I would feel uneasy if there were no rice balls!"

"It's really bad this time," Yin Shi's expression also became solemn, "Jiang Cheng, hurry up and call an ambulance! I will carry Kagura downstairs! As for Xin Ba Hao, today's work client, you Responsible for the interview!"

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　　 Gintoki leaned down, "Come up quickly. Hold on for a while."

　　 Kagura couldn't help but press on directly. "Yinjiang, my uncle, it's so uncomfortable..." Kagura's expression turned pale.

　　 "Hold on a little bit! The ambulance will be here soon!" Jiang Cheng comforted.

　　 "Yo Xi, let's go!" Yin Shi stood up with difficulty.

　　 But just standing up, before Yin Shi took the first step, the wooden floor under Yin Shi's feet cracked into a cobweb shape.

　　 "Ahhhhhhhh, I seem to hear the sound of something cracking..." Jiang Cheng murmured, "Yinshi, is your house too old?"

　　 "It's an old house after all..." Yin Shi gritted his teeth and said word by word, and then furiously raised one foot to take the first step.

　　 But...in the end, the floor won't hold up...

After a loud bang, Gintoki and Kagura directly crushed the floor, and the two smashed directly into the Dengshi shop downstairs.

　　 "Hey! It doesn't matter! Kagura sauce!" Jiang Cheng stood at the entrance of the cave and shouted at the two people below, "Yin Shi, your house should be overhauled! The quality of the floor is too bad!"

"I always feel that something is wrong, this uncoordinated feeling..." Shin Ba Haw carefully looked at the Kagura that was pressing on Ginshi's body from the entrance of the cave, and finally reacted after a long time, "Ah! Kagura today is better than usual. Kagura is much bigger!"

　　 "Hey? Is there any?" Jiang Cheng asked in confusion, "I don't feel anything..."

　　 "No, no, it's three times bigger than usual!" Xin Baji retorted.

　　 "I don't think it is different from usual..." Jiang Cheng retorted, "It must be that the wooden floor in your house is too old! It's definitely not because Kagura has become heavier!"

　　 "Jiang Chengsang, do you think that this will change the fact that Kagura sauce is fatter?" Xin Bajia vomited expressionlessly.

　　 "Hey...you two..." Yin Shishi's intermittent voice came, "Anyway, let me get out first... I can't move when I'm pressed... It's painful..."

　　 "I...Me too...Aru."

　　...

　　 Looking at the sad Kagura, Jiang Cheng and others didn't know what to say.

　　 "In short, this is your own business. If you want to lose weight, you can only work hard by yourself!" Yin Shizou said first, "Now, the most important thing is to put down the rice ball in your hand!"

　　 "Don't Aru!" Kagura retorted, raising his face, "Aru would be uneasy without it!"

　　 "It's up to you," Yin Shi curled his mouth in disdain, then stood up, "Don't say that we didn't remind you when I really stabilized to the point where I couldn't lose weight in the future."

　　 "That's right, Kagura sauce," Xin Baji helped his glasses and reminded with a smile, "Recently, you have indeed eaten too much, and proper weight loss is also very important."

　　 Seeing Kagura’s aggrieved little expression, Jiang Cheng quickly consoled: "Oh, don’t cry, don’t cry, my uncle will take you to eat barbecue, okay?"

　　 "Really?!" The gloom on Kagura's face flashed away, replaced by excitement on his face.

　　 "You are the culprit!" Yin Shizhuang turned Jiang Cheng and cursed, "Does she look like she can eat barbecue?! Do you want to raise your niece into a pig?!"

　　 "I just think you can't be too anxious about losing weight," Jiang Cheng explained as he stood up, "How can I lose weight if I don't eat enough?"

　　 "It makes sense, Aru!" Kagura agreed.

　　 "It makes sense, a fart!" Yin Shibai said with eyes open, "Anyway, if you want to lose weight, you can do exercises for me. No more eating!"

　　 Hearing the sound, Kagura felt aggrieved again as if he was about to cry.

　　 "Actually, I have a coup for weight loss," Jiang Cheng thought for a moment and then said, "I think it must be very applicable."

　　 "Really, Alu?!" Kagura asked, "Can you really lose weight back to the way you once was? Alu?! Is it okay without dieting?!"

　　 "Ah, indeed, many people succeed in losing weight like this, and the effect is fast and good." Jiang Cheng replied.

　　...

　　 In a gym in Edo.

　　 "Listen well, Kagura sauce!" Jiang Cheng stood in front of the treadmill and looked at the Kagura group who was still eating. "First, first step, stand on the treadmill!"

　　 "Didn't you say you don't need to exercise, Aru?" Kagura pouted.

　　 "Occasionally, Jiang Chengsang is also very reliable," Xin Baji said in a low voice, "Sure enough, it is impossible to lose weight without exercising."

　　 "Isn't that common sense?" Yin Shi curled his lips in disdain, "Why are we here too? It's really troublesome."

　　 "It's okay, it's the supervising Kagura-chan to lose weight."

　　 "Listen! Kagura-chan!" Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura standing on the treadmill and said sharply, "First of all, the first step! Put yourself in a running position!"

　　 Kagura followed Jiang Cheng's instructions and set up a running posture. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com

　　 "Yoshi! Keep this posture and don't move!" Jiang Cheng directly raised the camera and took pictures of Kagura from all angles.

　　 "Finally, as long as this is the case, I can lose weight."

　　...

　　 Gintoki and Shin Baji looked at the subtitles on the head of Kagura with expressionless expressions of [Several Months Later...], they were silent...

　　 "It's weird. There are also animations on TV. Generally, if you do this, you will lose weight." Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura and wondered, "What the **** is going on..."

　　 "It's a **** if you can lose weight!" Yin Shi and Xin Bajia kicked Jiang Chengji to the ground at the same time.

"But in those works, as long as you do this, you can lose weight," Jiang Cheng explained as he got up. "The same goes for boys. Just take a few pictures of exercising hard, and then add [a few Months later...] words like this will become a muscular man."

"How is it possible!" Yin Shishi yelled, "If you don't have a heart that wants to keep exercising in order to lose weight, even if you change [in a few months...] into [a few years...] or even [decades... ] It’s impossible to lose weight! Absolutely impossible!"

　　 "Hey? Really?" Jiang Cheng questioned.

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