May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "Boss, is it too much for the girl, after all, it's such a thing as mayonnaise all over her body..." Sougo frowned and stopped talking.

　　 "That's what I said." Jiang Cheng also frowned.

"Well, what Sougo said is reasonable. After all, it is not acceptable for ordinary people to cover the whole body with mayonnaise, and the women in Yoshiwara will not accept such habit so easily. But only in [BEEP—] How about spreading mayonnaise with [Beep—]?" Kondo suggested, “It might be easier to accept [Beep—] and [Beep—] spreading with mayonnaise.”

　　 "It's really good, this method," Jiang Cheng praised, "When I go back, I will ask if there is a girl who is willing to only apply mayonnaise on [Beep—] and [Beep—]."

　　 "Ah, I still think it's a bit too much. It's better to just spread mayonnaise on [BEEP—] and don't apply mayonnaise on [BEEP—]." Sougo suggested again.

"Enough of you guys! How many times do you have to say [Beep—] and [Beep—]! Just think of the author being cut?! Readers imagine it is very terrifying, OK?" Fourteen could not bear it, rushed The three of them shouted, "Besides, who likes that kind of thing! Please don't combine the sacred mayonnaise with that kind of thing! Then what is our purpose? You won't forget?! We are looking for Princess Cheng Ye who ran out of the General's Mansion!"

　　 After finishing speaking, Fourteen realized something, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, "Forget me all what I just heard!"

"Don't worry, V-shaped bangs brother, I didn't hear anything, [Princess Chengye who sneaked out of the general's house] [Father's eyes are so disgusting] [Dad has body odor] I didn't hear anything like that." Jiang Cheng He said with an ok gesture.

　　 "I just heard it! Hurry up and forget it, forget it!" Fourteen said, grabbing Jiang Cheng's shoulder.

　　 "Ah, I have forgotten now, I have forgotten []." Jiang Cheng replied.

　　 "I didn't let you forget []! I asked you to forget the contents of []! Hello!" Fourteen frantically vomited.

　　 But at this moment, Yamazaki ran over.

　　 "Director~" Yamazaki Reti also yelled while wearing a jagged sleeveless Shinsengumi jacket.

　　 "What's the matter, Yamazaki." Kondo asked aloud as he looked at the visitor.

　　 Yamazaki retired to a halt and replied with a respectful face to Kabuki Fuji: "There is information from witnesses, it seems that the princess has gone to Kabukicho."

　　 "Kabukicho?" Fourteen couldn't help but whispered, but the next moment Fourteen realized that there was Jiang Cheng next to him.

　　 Perceiving Fourteen's gaze, Jiang Cheng pretended not to hear anything, and then whistled.

　　 "Hey, don't pretend you haven't heard it!"

　　 "Nani, I didn't hear anything at all. [His Royal Highness ran to Kabukicho] I can't remember this at all." Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and waved his hand.

　　 "Well, Jiang Chengsang doesn't seem to be the kind of person who talks everywhere, don't worry fourteen." Kondo said.

　　 But the next moment I saw Jiang Cheng who was chatting with the little sister on the road.

　　Miss Sister: "What are the policemen doing over there?"

　　 Jiang Cheng: "I don't know at all, it seems to be saying something [His Royal Highness ran out secretly, the direction is singing and dancing...]"

　　 Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Fourteen covered his mouth and dragged him back.

　　 At this time, the young lady was still shouting from behind, "Handsome guy, leave a phone number, handsome guy~"

"All in all, this guy has to follow us to find the princess, otherwise everyone in Edo may know that [the princess has escaped from the general’s mansion and is hanging out in Kabukicho] this kind of thing, ordinary people forget it. If it reaches the ears of the Yi Zhishi, I don't know what will be done." Fourteen said while pulling Jiang Cheng.

　　 "Hey, hey, people just see such a hard-working policeman on the road and they want to show their condolences." Jiang Cheng looked innocent.

　　 "Consolation? Do you have my part?!" Yamazaki asked with some excitement, pointing to himself.

　　 "No, virginity." Jiang Cheng replied without thinking.

　　"Tongtong...virgin...virginity?!" Yamazaki stammered, "Why can you see it?! Why didn't virginity sympathize?!"

　　 "Yamazaki, don't deliberately pretend to be surprised to add drama to yourself, he is obviously a dead virgin. Obviously a dead virgin." Sougo said aloud.

　　 "Captain Okita! Why are you doing this too!" Yamazaki exclaimed, "And why do you repeat it again!"

　　 "Shut up! Virginity!" Fourteen couldn't help but shouted.

　　 "Even the vice-chief, you..." Yamazaki has already begun to doubt life.

　　 "Don't worry, Yamazaki, the so-called man starts with virginity. No one will look down on a man who can keep his virginity (laugh)." Kondo said comfortably at this time.

　　 Yamazaki was already moved by the first half to cry, but at the end...

　　 "Then why add a bracket at the end of the sentence to laugh?!"

　　 Voiceover: …So, here is so lively and started to go to Kabukicho to look for Sumiya, who didn’t know whether he disliked his father’s body odor or because his arm was too sour and escaped from the house…

　　 On the other side, in Kabukicho, at this time Kagura is squeezing the Orange Night Princess into a crowd of gangsters to fight in the casino.

　　 But to be honest, Kagura's gambling luck is indeed much better than that of a certain silver-haired natural curl. After a while, Jiang Chengsai's money to Kagura has doubled. Princess Orange Night also had a great time.

　　 On the other side, Shinsengumi was looking around Kabukicho like a headless fly, especially with the messenger Jiang Cheng.

Looking at Kagura again, Kagura not only took the Orange Night Princess to the small casino, but also went to the game hall, went fishing by the lake, played badminton in the park, took photos of photos together, and went to various small casinos. In the shop...

　　 Under the setting sun, Kagura and Princess Chengye were sitting on the bench in front of the Tuanzi shop.

　　 "It's amazing, you are younger than me, Queen, but you know so much~" Princess Cheng Ye said with emotion.

"It's okay," Kagura said while eating meatballs while holding an umbrella. "After a big drink, he rushed into the Love Hotel (love hotel). They are the young people nowadays, although they are all listening to Yinjiang. Said."

"The queen is so good, so free." Cheng Ye said, lowering her head, "I have hardly been out of the city, so I don't have many friends, and I don't know anything about the outside world. All I can do is stand tall. The high upstairs, overlooking the street in the distance, [I really want to be like the little **** the corner jumping around freely, playing freely, living freely] thinking alone like this."

　　 "I thought so, and I escaped from the city without knowing it..." Princess Cheng Ye wanted to continue, but at this time an umbrella completely blocked herself and Kagura.

　　 "Ahhhhhh, I seemed to hear the voice of a young girl here just now. Is Your Royal Highness really not here?" Fourteen questioned.

"It may be a hallucination, Tufang Sang, after all, people with V-shaped bangs are prone to hallucinations." Jiang Cheng said while gesturing frantically towards the Kagura and Princess Chengye behind the umbrella: Go, here, Have me!

　　 "Really? Is there really such a rumor? Didn't you make up it now?" Cried Fourteen.

　　 "How is it possible, ah!" Jiang Cheng suddenly exclaimed, and then pointed at the other side of the street, "It seems that I saw a young girl running over there, Tu Fang!"

　　 "Really?!" The earthwork instantly looked towards Jiang Chengzhi's direction. At this moment Jiang Chengcai turned his head to look at the Kagura and Princess Chengye behind him, and made an OK gesture. At the same time, he was pulling the earth and walking to the other side.

But at this time Princess Cheng Ye suddenly said: "Enough is enough, in less than a day, I am already very happy. Thank you, Kagura-chan, Jiang Chengsang. If I am away, it will cause a lot of trouble to many people. of."

　　 Fourteen, who was just about to leave, discovered Kagura and Princess Chengye behind Jiang Cheng.

　　 "Ahhhhhhhh, why are there two little girls here?" Jiang Cheng said before fourteen to speak.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh! I see it is you deliberately good or not! You are so faint!" Fourteen said and looked at Princess Chengye who was aside, "You are right, that's exactly what you said, come and go. Right."

　　 After listening, Princess Cheng Ye stood up, but at this time, Kagura suddenly grabbed Princess Cheng Ye's hand. Jiang Cheng put on a good cover, and slightly blocked the sight of XIV with his umbrella.

　　 The next moment, Kagura picked up Princess Chengye and ran away, but at this time Fourteen also reacted and shouted to the other team member: "Protect the princess!"

　　 Hearing the sound, a group of Shinsengumi members looked over.

　　 It's just ordinary members who can't stop Kagura with full firepower, and it's all overwhelmed by Kagura in a short while. In the next moment, Kagura took Princess Sumiya and jumped onto the roof next to her.

　　 "It's all your fault! You are so soulless!" Fourteen said as Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth.

"The purest friendship between two girls of the same age, the purest smile that UU reads www.uukanshu.com when they play together, can't you see it?! Do you really have the heart to destroy it? V The word Liu Haijun?" Jiang Cheng pretended to cover his eyes and choked.

　　 "You pretend to be pure and innocent! It's obviously from Yoshihara!"

　　 Jiang Jiechi is playing Tai Chi with a group of Zhensengumi members to buy more time for Kagura and Princess Cheng Ye.

"Hey! Come out!" Fourteen shouted at the roof, "I don't know how you met Master Cheng Ye, but she is an important person in this country. If we get in the way, even you will be arrested. Oh."

"Why are you shouting so loudly?! This is my house... This is the first time that Kagura-chan has made friends of the same **** of the same age!" Jiang Cheng yelled at 14 and at the same time yelled towards the roof, "Don't worry, Kagura Jiang, say goodbye to your friends and make an appointment for the next meeting..."

"You guy! How could that kind of sour girl be friends with Princess Chengye!" Fourteen retorted, and shouted at the roof again, "Princess sama, don't listen to that kind of thing! Follow that It will become the general's shame to make friends with a little girl full of weird and sour taste!"

　　 But as soon as he finished speaking, Kagura jumped down with Princess Cheng Ye, and stepped on the face of Fourteen.

　　 "So, have you made an agreement, two eldest ladies?" Jiang Cheng asked with a smile.

　　 "Of course!" × 2

　　...

　　 Kagura and Jiang Cheng stood at dusk and looked at the back of Princess Cheng Ye who was leaving with Zhensengumi, "So, when will we meet next time?" Jiang Cheng asked.

　　 "Girl's secret Aru." Kagura said, and smiled and waved at Princess Sumiya who turned to look at him, who also...