May Be the Fake Gintama
Chapter 2: : The so-called life starts from learning to hold an umbrella for yourself or others!
"Why did you give him your umbrella?" The owner of Xinghaifang was puzzled.
"Because I already have someone who can hold an umbrella for me?" Jiang Hua asked with a smile, then turned his head out of the window and took a sip of the cigarette stick in his hand. "His life has been from learning to be for himself or others. Let's start with an umbrella."
...
It has been a month since Jiang Cheng came to this place called Earth, Jiang Cheng also gradually learned that his country is called Japan, and now there are wars everywhere.
But Jiang Cheng is not interested in these things. What he wants to know most now is what is the [Life] that Jiang Hua's sister asked him to find, so Jiang Cheng has not stopped, and asks what is [Life] when he catches someone.
But most people didn't care when they saw him as a child, and smiled and told him to leave. A very small number of people responded to him with different purposes, and Jiang Cheng also gradually learned that [people] are not so simple creatures. And I gradually learned that [Life] is not something delicious or specific.
Today, as usual, Jiang Cheng carried the umbrella much higher than himself, and caught passers-by asking what is [Life], but as usual, few people answered him.
Jiangcheng walked for a while, and the sky slowly began to lightly rain, and the number of pedestrians on the road gradually became less and less. After a while, there were no people in the range of Jiang Cheng's eyes. The rain was getting worse and worse, and Jiang Cheng had no choice but to hold up his umbrella.
"It seems that today's luck is really good," the voice of a smiling and gentle-sounding man sounded behind Jiang Cheng, "not only a [Ghoul] was picked up, but also a [Little] who was lost. rabbit】."
Jiang Cheng heard the sound and turned his head and saw a long-haired man with a smile on his face leading a naturally curly silver-haired boy holding a sword in his arms.
"It seems that it is not just a simple creature like [little rabbit]." Matsuo Yoshida continued, "I heard that a kid carrying an umbrella always asks people passing by about [life]. It seems that it is you. ."
"It's all getting wet," Jiang Cheng said, pointing at the two of them.
"Then you can let us hold your umbrella together?" Yoshida Matsuo said with a smile still.
Jiang Cheng lowered his head and thought quietly for a while, then raised his head and nodded seriously. Because he didn't feel the danger signal from this man.
Then Yoshida Songyang took the silver-haired child and walked towards Jiang Cheng. Yoshida Songyang leaned down and stretched out his hand. Jiang Cheng understood what he meant, and gave him the umbrella in his hand without hesitation.
"Since you handed me the umbrella, the [life] you want to know the answer has already begun." Matsuo Yoshida took the umbrella with one hand and touched Jiang Cheng's head with the other, and said.
Jiang Cheng tilted his head and seemed a little unclear. So, at this moment, Yoshida Matsuo went on to say, "If you want to know what the so-called [life] is, come with us. One day, you will understand the so-called [ What is life]."
After Songyang finished speaking, he held his umbrella and walked forward. The silver-haired, curly-haired boy holding the sword followed suit. He still looked back at Jiang Cheng from time to time. After Jiang Cheng thought about it for a few seconds, he made a decision. The determination also followed.
Just like this, an adult and two children holding the same umbrella, gradually disappeared in the rain...
"What's your name?" The boy with naturally curly silver hair spoke first.
"Jiang Cheng." This is the first time that Jiang Cheng has communicated with a child of his own age.
"Jiang Cheng? It's really a simple name." The silver-haired boy dug his nostrils and said casually, "My name is Sakata Gintoki. How old are you?"
"Seven years old." Jiang Cheng replied seriously.
"Seven years old? Hey, like me, do you have any interests? Manga, games, etc." Gin Shiki asked.
This question was asked to Jiang Cheng at once. Jiang Cheng thought about it, but couldn't think of an answer.
"You don't even have any interest, are you?!" Yin Shi seemed to have seen something strange.
"[Life], this is something I'm interested in." Jiang Cheng replied with a straight look, raising his face.
"Puff!" Yin Shi squirted wildly, "What kind of interest is that! Didn't anyone tell you that the so-called [life] is not an item!"
"I know, I have asked a lot of people, some people are willing to answer me, but those who are willing to answer each have a different answer. Why is this?" Jiang Cheng still asked seriously.
Songyang listened to the conversation between the two little boys behind him, smiled calmly, but said nothing.
"This kind of thing doesn't matter, but I think I should teach you something. For example, if someone asks you about your interests, you can answer like this." Yin Shi said and waved his hand at Jiang Cheng. Winked.
Jiang Cheng understood, and came over, then Yin Shi whispered something in Jiang Cheng's ear.
"Suga Suga, I know." After listening, I understood Jiang Cheng's face.
"Yo Xi, do the drill now." Yin Shi nodded in relief, "Jiang Chengjun, what is your interest."
"Of course it's Serge Serge (Shui Lingling/Energetic)..." But before Jiang Cheng could say the last few words, Songyang knocked him to the head with a punch.
"It hurts, it hurts!" said the two boys covering their heads at the same time.
"Yin Shi, don't teach Jiang Cheng those things that are not there!" Although Song Yang still has a smile on his face, the blue veins on his face are jumping, "And Jiang Cheng, don't let others define you. [Life]. Whether you are interested or disliked, this is all your [life]."
Silver Time: "Private Marseille!"
Jiang Cheng: "I see!"
In this way, the three of them continued on the road, and they stopped and stopped along the way. For the man named Songyang, for some reason, Jiang Cheng felt a warm feeling like Jiang Hua from him. Unknowingly, I want to trust him.
One month, two months, three months... The three of them have never stopped and just walked like this. Whether it was Yinshi or Jiangcheng, they asked Songyang where the journey ended. But Songyang always had a smiling face, "The journey of [life] has no end."
Jiang Cheng has learned a lot, such as some common sense in life, and also learned how to complain after Yin Shi. Jiang Cheng knew that there was a kind of person named [Samurai] in this country, and Songyang was a [Samurai].
one year later.
"From today, let's make a home here!" Songyang said suddenly one day.
"What did you say suddenly?! Didn't you say [the journey of life has no end]!" Yin Shi spit out frantically.
"Yes, yes, this is the second point I want to say. In life, we have to learn to stop and admire the beautiful scenery." Songyang said and looked at a group of children who were playing around the farmland in the sunset. They.
"It's okay for me, I'm up to you. Jiang Cheng, what about you?" Yin Shi stood there with both hands resting on his back and said indifferently, and looked at Jiang Cheng who was still carrying the light blue umbrella.
"Me too." Jiang Cheng replied.
After a year, Jiang Cheng's appearance has also changed a lot, he has grown a little taller, and he has become more handsome. The hair was getting longer and longer, but Songyang briefly trimmed it and tied a single ponytail.
When Yin Shi spit out more than once, if a cross-sword scar is added to his face, it is a proper draw. (PS: Tousai is Hiemura Kenshin, the protagonist of Rurouni Kenshin.)
In fact, during the one-year journey, Jiang Cheng also learned how to fight and how to fight with Yinshi. In the battle with Yinshi, he is currently completely defeated. Although Jiang Cheng's strength is greater and his physical fitness is even stronger than that of Yin Shi, he is always fooled by some small tricks of Yin Shi.
For example, during a battle, "There is a plane over there!" Yin Shi suddenly pointed to Jiang Cheng's back and said.
The result is…
But Jiang Cheng has slowly learned to be smart after this. Airplanes, spaceships and the like can no longer fool him, and now he needs at least ufo or meteorite level to attract Jiang Cheng's attention.
Voiceover: Which one is smarter? ! I can't see it at all! !
Yin Shi once secretly asked Songyang Jiangcheng what happened to his body, but Songyang did not give Yin Shi an accurate answer. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com only said that Jiang Cheng was an endangered race in the universe. Endangered that he may be the only one left.
At the same time, Yin Shi discovered the difference between Jiang Cheng and ordinary people. Jiang Cheng would fall into a deep sleep in the middle of each month, and the time of deep sleep was one to three days. During this time, Songyang carried Jiang Cheng on his back. Songyang once told Yin Shi that this was the habit of Jiang Cheng.
Outside Yinshi also found that it was just like a coincidence that whenever Jiang Cheng fell asleep, his luck with Songyang would become particularly good. For example, a food magazine suddenly appeared on the road when he was hungry.
Voiceover: Shouldn’t there be food? ! Do you want a food magazine to make trouble like that? ! Is this really good luck? ! Wouldn't it make your stomach hungrier? ! Is it Wangmei to quench his thirst? ! Besides, the author is like this, is the number of words really good? ! Will readers not be angry? !
Certain author: Everyone, wait a minute, this voice-over seems to be out of order, I will fix it a bit.
In this way, on a dark and windy night for a month, I heard the screams of a certain [voice-over] in the room where the author was located.
A certain author lit a cigarette afterwards and looked at the [voice-over] who was sobbing in the quilt and said: Come on again, have you learned smart this time?
[Voiceover] Hearing the sound, he stopped sobbing and nodded heavily.
...
In this way, in this remote country, a private school named [Matsushita Village School] was born. As time passed, the reputation of [Matsushita Village School] gradually spread around.
said that there was a samurai with two children who opened a private school. He did nothing to educate the poor children. And this samurai is Matsyo Yoshida from [Matsushita Village School]...
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