May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 Shimura...

　　 "Thirty-fifth round, the **** crotch mask arrest battle~" Yin Shi finished speaking, and the crowd applauded and cheered.

　　 At this time, a group of people were standing in front of Yin Shi, sisters and brothers of Shimura, Kagura, Jiang Cheng, and a group of people from Zhensengumi.

　　 "Thirty-fifth time, what's the thing..." Xin Ba Hao pouted while standing in the noisy crowd.

　　 "Xin Ba Chi-jun, don't worry, this is the last time for that bastard's life." Jiang Cheng patted Xin Ba Chi on the shoulder and said, but before he said he was interrupted by Xin Ba Chi.

　　 "I'm not complaining about this at all!"

"Don't worry, I'll be very measured, I just want that **** to cross a bridge, drink a bowl of soup and sleep comfortably." Jiang Cheng promised, patting his chest, "Maybe I can start a second life. Just like the second spring of a divorced old woman. To save the lost lamb, when I think of this, I can't stop being moved." After that, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but wipe his tears pretendingly.

　　 Xin Ba Ji has been unable to complain.

　　 "Ah, I didn't expect Jiang Chengsang to think the same way." A Miao squinted and smiled.

　　 "Then, let's ask the intern chairperson Kondo to speak..." Gintoki passed the microphone to Kondo, who just came to the stage.

"Our Shinsengumi exists to protect the peace of the city. The so-called peace means that people can live and work in peace and contentment, and everyone's bit of happiness can combine to form the peace of the whole city!" Jiang Cheng laughed and talked about Ah Miao's body, and his old face blushed immediately and said, "So, the new eight-jaw, protecting the little sister's **** is also our Zhenxuan group's mission!"

　　 "Ah, our director is really number one in the world for this kind of superficial excuse." Always comprehending his voice.

　　 "Hey~!" Kondo became anxious when he heard that, and immediately wanted to refute.

"I said, why did the Zhenxuan group even come?" Xin Ba Haosheng asked irresponsibly, and at the same time looked aside Jiang Cheng and A Miao, who were joking and laughing, but burning with unusual arrogance." These two have already begun to make the whole event develop in seconds, plus the true selection team..."

　　 "Vengeance, right, earthwork?" After Sougo finished speaking, Xin Ba Ji wanted to look back for the earthwork that was sitting on the floor behind everyone.

　　 It was only then that I discovered that the earthwork that was originally sitting on the ground did not know when it also joined Jiang Cheng's discussion with Ah Miao. The same smile on his face, but the body also burned with inexplicable arrogance.

　　 "Ah, this plan is really good. When I think of sending a **** who made a big mistake to start a new second life, I can't help but get excited." Fourteen said with a refreshing expression.

　　 "It's really surprising that one day I can have the same idea as the deputy head of Zhensengumi." Jiang Cheng replied with the same refreshing expression.

　　 "Hey, the terrible three people have formed a terrific united front." Xin Baji said with a black face, but then he reacted, "The earth mulberry? Could it be that even the earth mulberry has received..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zongwu, "Really, there is a idiot who gave us a pair of trousers to our earthmoving mulberry." After speaking, he took out a white trousers from his arms. pants.

　　 The earthwork that was talking with Jiang Cheng and A Miao instantly made a knife, and after the sound of the blade cutting the air for a few moments, the **** in Sougo's hand were broken into pieces.

　　 "Beautiful sword technique!" Jiang Cheng took the lead in applauding.

　　 "Then, can that bastard's lower body be controlled by me?" Fourteen said with a smile, turning his head again after taking the knife.

　　 "Hey, didn't you say you chopped them up and throw them into the sea to feed the sharks? You are too cunning like this, Mr. Tufang." Jiang Cheng complained.

　　 "Hey, does this really matter?!" Xin Baji said with a black line on his face.

　　...

　　 "Heartbeat! Women's piles of crotch cloth masks arrest the battle~" Gintoki stood in front of the stage again and said, and everyone clapped and cheered again.

　　 "What are the piles of women?" Xin Ba Ji once again stood in the noisy crowd and vomited.

　　 "Then, then we will put our posture again," Yin Shi finished speaking, everyone was quiet, and then Yin Shi continued to speak: "With the full support of Ms. Shimura, we will choose the decoy combat method."

　　 "Bait?" Xin Ba Ji had just raised his doubts when he saw that Ah Miao was already standing on the stage and stretched out a pair of **** panties.

　　 "I offer PanCi for fighting, and it's Mickey Rourke's cat punch that is more powerful."

　　 A Miao just finished speaking, Kondo wailed in the audience "cat fist?!" His nosebleeds flew all the way and fell to the ground. (PS: Rourke: Translated name Mickey Locke. American actor, once went to Japan for boxing. He is called catspunch for his ugly boxing skills of getting close and scratching people; PS2: The pronunciation of boxing is similar to that of panties. )

　　 "Wait for me, this is too scary, ordinary men can't stand it! They will be scared away..." Gin Shiki said from the side.

"Yeah..." After thinking about it for a while, A Miao took out a pink **** with a cat pattern again, "What about this one? Name it: Shu no slams head on." (Akebo: Akebono, The original Sumo Yokogang, later as a boxer, but repeatedly defeated, often face down like a dead person in the game. If you are interested in Japanese sumo, you can check out "Fire Maru Sumo", which is okay. , Very passionate, although the ending is a bit hasty.)

　　 At this time, Kondo, who had just gotten up, took another blow and fell head-on, nosebleeds all over the place...

　　 "No, no, this is crazy..." Yin Shi said again.

The new eight haws in the audience finally couldn’t help, frowning and said, “Sister, you took out so many **** and dangling, also think about my younger brother. I don’t have a place to show myself, it’s better than my family. It's a lot more embarrassing to see it together."

　　 "In this way, young people can step up to the adult ladder." Kagura nodded while holding his hands.

　　 "Don't be there to summarize easily!"

"Well, calm down, Xin Ba Chi Jun." Jiang Cheng persuaded him aloud, and at the same time, he stuffed a few experience coupons full of villains in Xin Ba Chi's arms and attached them to Xin Ba Chi. He whispered in his ear, "I haven't given any of these photos~ This is the real step to adulthood. Whenever you need it, use it if you need it!"

　　 After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng stood up again and looked ahead, but his hand secretly gave Xin Baji a thumbs up.

"That's too early! He can't stand the irritation at his age! Let me keep it!" Yin Shi stepped off the stage and said to himself, and took out the coupons from Xin Ba Hao's arms. He came out and put it in his arms.

　　 "What are you doing! Silver time, what do you mean by taking the steps from the young to the adult!" Jiang Cheng suddenly became unhappy.

　　 "Hey, I haven't spoken from start to finish, okay!" Xin Baji said with black lines.

　　 "It's too early! Learn to stand up before you learn to move!" Gintoki Yoshihide said righteously.

　　 "You know what a fart! Boys wake up every morning after they enter puberty [stand]!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

　　 The two pinched again...

　　 "Enough of you guys!" Xin Baji finally couldn't bear it.

　　 But at this moment, A Miao took a long knife and made a cross cut, and everyone fell to the ground to dodge.

　　 "This lady is gambled on **** and her life! You fools have time and time, why don't you catch me quickly!"

　　"Hi!"×n

　　 "Sister Aru is so handsome!"

　　...

"Listen! That guy pays more attention to the quality of girls than the number of panties! Nature is a pervert! So he will definitely sneak in here again, we are waiting for the opportunity to attack." Yin Shi still stood in front of everyone, just with The difference just now is that everyone is standing outside now, and Yin Shi's head is the little trousers hanging on the hanger.

"This kind of evil deeds of girl innocence and masculine pride are absolutely unforgivable! Pull your spirits! One blow will kill! Blood stains his white shorts!" After Yin Shi finished, everyone responded and raised their hands. Guys.

　　...

　　 "This is?" Jiang Cheng looked at the big parcel that Zong Wu was carrying on his back.

"I was wondering if I would encounter something similar, so I brought these from the warehouse in the city." Zou Wu said and put down the big package, Jiang Cheng curiously squatted down to watch Zou Wu put it down. The package is unwound. U U Reading www.uukanshu.com

　　 "What are these?" Xin Ba Ji also leaned over and knelt down and asked.

　　 "How do you say...like a landmine..." Sougo explained.

　　 But when I just finished talking here, Jiang Cheng has already left with a large pile, digging holes, laying mines, and burying the soil in one go.

　　 "What do you mean by similar! This is a landmine at all!" New Baja yelled.

　　 "It's not easy to secretly take it out, it's very strict over there." As if he hadn't heard it, Sougo continued to say to himself.

　　 "Snakes have snake paths, rats have rat paths." Fourteen said from the side.

　　 "It's such an understatement!" exclaimed the new eight.

　　 "As long as the yard is covered with mines, this kind of simple house can become a completely invincible strong fortress." Sougo said with a finger.

　　 "Just let it continue to be simple!" Xin Bajia vomited, "Moreover, you are breaking the law at all! Is it good for you to break the law at all? It is the law enforcer breaking the law..."

　　 "The outside is the outside, and the inside is the inside." Sougo stood up and explained.

　　 "Leave aside your weird theory," Xin Baji pointed to the package on the ground, "That's a weapon! Do you think you are fighting?!"

　　 "No!" Fourteen said, holding his hands aside, "The real name is [Landmine Analogue]."

　　 "Nonsense!"

　　 Just as Xin Ba Ji spoke, he was interrupted by Ah Miao's voice.

　　 "Xinjiang, as you said, this is already a battlefield! If you think it's a joke, just give me home!" Ah Miao walked over and said righteously.

　　 "Sister," Xin Baji pointed to the floor, "This is my home."

　　 "Say the battlefield is home? Good kid!" Fourteen praised.