May Be the Fake Gintama

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Opening narration:

"It's the time of the Teramon Pass fan club in the Warring States period. From the beginning of the scandal, Teramon Pass has grown up and finally became a top idol. Around her, countless fan clubs are segregated, and they are engaged in fierce hegemony struggle every day."

"In order to obtain the [Official Fan Club] Royal Seal, the men who died in battle with the goal of capturing the world. However, on the battlefield with dead bodies, after a long war, there is a group of the strongest men who finally won We-Teramen Pass Guards!"

"Teamon-dori Guards, the strongest OTAKU army led by Shimura Shinhachi. From the street singing, I have supported Teramon-dori all the way to the present, and are the hard-core fans among the **** fans. The guards are as many as 99. They are bound by Tieze, and are known for their terrifying command skills."

"I never know what failure is. The quality, mood, hatred of their performances, no matter how unloved, can overwhelm other guards. From their long history, it is the same, can be called the closest to the official The presence."

"They have been besieged by many forces, but the soldiers trained by Shimura are difficult to defeat. The soldiers who came to attack are only piled up in front of them. The situation is difficult to change..."

"...Among the deserters who dropped their weapons one after another, the man appeared on the battlefield: Zhijiang——fourteen! He who appeared on the battlefield like a comet, reorganized the deserters one by one, and became known as It is the organization of the "General Selection Group"! "

"Contrary to those who only know about fighting, he has never fought a battle. He cleverly grasped the heart of the otaku, seduced them, seized one power after another, and instantly ascended to the throne of the highest power! Animation , Comics, games..."

"The general selection group created by him covers the range from two-dimensional media to three-dimensional media. It is not only Atong, it is the organization of the selected OTAKU that involves all elements! It can be called a comprehensive media club!"

"He knows how to behave, and breathes fresh air into the world of **** otaku who has only pursued Atong so far. In the way of otaku that spread to the whole world, he did not spend much time and was regarded as a god. OTAKU is worshipped by all OTAKU!"

"Then, needless to say, the one who is most attracted to him is the Sanmentong Guards, whose desires are restrained by the iron rule! The voice of Mengjiang Shimura, who once frightened these players, can no longer reach their ears. It’s just one step away from unifying the world! Teramon Pass Guards... annihilated!”

"As a result, the era of wars that lasted for several years has come to an end due to the sudden appearance of a comet on the battlefield..."

"Oh...today's show is really short~ but this is good, you can rest~" Yin Shi yawned while sitting on the sofa in the house of everything, and summed up lazily.

However, Yin Shi just finished speaking, and Xin Ba Hao who was sitting next to him got up, opened his sleeves and knocked Yin with a fist. At the same time, he cursed with white eyes, "Don't just end it for me!! It's not over yet!" ! Also! The Guards! It's not over yet! What do you say "this is the best"? ! What a fart! After all, this is just your wish! "

"Hey? That's enough, right?" Yin Shisi sat up and wiped the nosebleed on his face, "Isn't it good to end this way? The atmosphere has been made quite warm by the narration."

"It's over! It's not even half of it!" Xin Ba Haw burst into Qing Jin yelled, "How can it end with such a bad ending!"

"Enough is enough, Xin Ba Hao," Yin Shi leaned on the sofa and waved his hand casually, "Anyway, it is just your boring grumbling after this. It's so troublesome, and I don't want to listen at all. Please finish it quickly. please."

Xin Ba Hao's expression became more and more gritted.

"Aru is good for idols or anything, let him go, Aru," the man sitting on the other side of the sofa was gnawing on the vinegar kelp Kagura, squinting peasy eyes and said impatiently, "how boring. , Chopsticks."

"You don't need to say that to me?! Tears are coming out!" Xin Ba Hao retorted angrily, "You guys should know, right? How much energy have I spent on organizing the activities of the guard team so far! What am I going to do? How much do you like Ah Tong!"

As he said, tears began to overflow from the corner of Xin Ba Hao's eyes...

"And the guard team is now on the verge of destruction..." Xin Ba Haw sniffed, with a look of unbearable expression, "Obviously supporting Ah Tong all the way to now...before anyone else! But it suddenly appeared by that kind of thing. The guys took away the players and status..."

With that said, Xin Ba Hao patted the table heavily and watched everyone present shouting: "The dream of becoming the official FANCLUB of Atong sauce is about to be taken away!"

With that said, Xin Ba Hao sat back on the sofa again, lowered his head and said with a look of loss, and said, "How could this happen... I didn't expect that man is still alive, and he has been completely wiped out... the curse of the demon knife." It hasn't been solved yet, that man is still parasitic in Tufang-san's body... and the level of OTAKU has improved several levels than before. Should idol otaku like us fight against such a god-level otaku... "

As he said, Xin Ba Hao looked at Jiang Cheng, who was sitting at his desk with his back to the crowd, "Even if Jiang Chengsang, who is also a senior OTAKU, is invited,... it is still far from enough!"

But here, Xin Ba Hao just finished speaking, and suddenly heard the voice of "ZZZ" from Jiang Cheng, and immediately wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes, stood up suspiciously, and walked towards Jiang Cheng.

"Why fell asleep?!" Xin Ba Haw yelled frantically, then grabbed Jiang Cheng's shoulder and shook it violently, "I called you to come to sleep!!"

"Huh...huh?" Jiang Cheng slowly opened his eyes, and looked at the new Ba Haw in front of him with sleepy eyes, and said in doubt, "Is it time for lunch?"

"Give me a little serious!!" Xin Ba Haw roared, "I didn't want you to come here for dinner! So where did you start to fall asleep!"

"Forgot," Jiang Cheng said with a chuckle, touching the back of his head, "I'm really sorry, hahaha..."

"It was when Yinjiang just said the word "time value" Aru. Kagura replied, raising his hand.

"Is it asleep from the beginning?! Did you fall asleep just after hearing the word "time value"?!" Xin Ba Hao cried out in a sort of collapse, "I didn't hear anything after I said it?! Hey!"

"Sorry, New Eight-Jing-Jun," Jiang Cheng said with an apologetic smile on his face, "I was sleepy as soon as I took history class."

"It's not a history class at all!" Xin Ba Hao lowered his head helplessly, and then sighed, then said, "The words of Jiang Chengsang, who thought he was another senior OTAKU, would definitely help... But now... "

"Shinjang!" The Takaya Hachibei, who was also a friend and guard member of the New Yacht, who was sitting next to Kagura, stood up and cheered at the new Yacht, "I haven't decided yet! Temple! The Mentong Guards are not over yet! There are remaining members, I am!"

"Gao Tsai..." Xin Ba Haw turned his head and looked at Gao Wu in disbelief.

"There must be no fan clubs that they have wooed! Join forces with those clubs to fight them!" Takaya said with a face of indignation, "Let him meet those guys who betrayed us! Our battle has just begun!" "

Narrator:

"As long as there is evil, their battle will continue...forever."

"Ah, it's finally over, today's show." When the silver narration just finished the guest appearance, he dug his nostrils and said lazily.

"Don't let me end it without authorization!" Xinba Haw yelled again when he flipped the silver with a fist, "What do you do with the style that seems to be endless but cut in the waist! Although this is true, even in this way There are indeed a lot of works at the end! But we are not over yet! How much do you want to listen to us?! To the point where you would rather be cut than listen?!"

"But what you said about the official fan club, I don't understand it," Yin Shi leaned back on the back of the sofa and waved his hands unmotivated. "What the **** do you want to do? What? What's the official? What can you do if you try to become an official and become an official? Can you date Atong sauce? Can you kiss Atong sauce? [Beep——] What is it? [Beep——] What is it [BEEP——] Anything is fine?"

On the side of Xin Ba Hao and Gao Wu's face were violent blue veins, and they were still beating, and a huge # character appeared on their forehead.

"...Anyway, if the official receives two or three biscuits at most, it's over, right?" Yin Shi continued impatiently.

"How could that be possible! Why are biscuits?!" Gao Wu exclaimed.

"Because you guys don’t seem to be the age to eat cookies~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Jiang Cheng took the words and explained in a serious manner, "Just eat sweet cookies, you can eat slightly salty cookies. It's far from time yet, just eat sweet biscuits for the rest of your life! "

After speaking, Jiang Cheng took out a packet of cookies from the side, tore the bag open, and ate it.

"We are too miserable!" Xin Ba Hao frantically complained, "Can we not even eat cookies in the end of our life?!"

"Yes! At least the slightly salty cookies are acceptable if we work hard!" Takaya echoed.

"You are too easy to be satisfied! Gao Zi!" Xin Ba Haw looked at Gao Wu, and exclaimed, "why just a slightly salty cookie can be satisfied! Your pursuit is too low!" "

"Don't quarrel, you two," Yin Shi held a plate of biscuits and stretched out in front of Xin Ba Hao and Gao Wu, "Let’s eat, although it’s biscuits, I added a little salt to both of you. If you can’t eat cookies, just use this instead."