May Be the Fake Gintama

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Atong-chan thought for a moment, or maybe he didn't think, and then raised the microphone without thinking.

"This is a race to show love to me, right?" Atongchan put a hand on her chest and continued with a serious face, "I don't hesitate to come to see me in a car in a marathon. I think it can explain it with love. Besides, there will be nothing else!"

As soon as Ah Tongjiang's voice fell, all the audience on the scene boiled, yelling and expressing their inner dissatisfaction.

"An incredible fact just appeared, it's okay to ride a car in a marathon!" The host opened his mouth to the audience.

"Hey! What's the matter?!"

"Have our efforts so far been wasted?!"

"Talk at the beginning! What are you doing?!"

Looking at the excited audience in the audience, the host hurriedly explained: "Although I know that everyone has opinions, this is the official fan club decision of Atongjiang (the pianist on the field)! Atongjiang's opinion is Absolutely! So now including the Yoshihara team, the Teramon Pass Guards and the general selection group, who were just re-qualified by Atong Sauce, these three teams will qualify for the finals! These three teams will bet on Atong The throne of the official fan club, fight for this!"

As soon as the host's voice fell, he suddenly heard a more intense arguing from his side, when even turned his head and looked over...

"What are you talking about?! How could Jiang Cheng sama love a woman like you?!"

"I'll kill you any more nonsense!"

"Fart hair burn! Ugly girl!"

...

It turns out that compared to the dissatisfaction of the audience, the women of Baihua are even more dissatisfied.

All the Baihua sisters scolded, but Ah Tongjiang did not show any dissatisfaction, she still smiled.

"Well, can you let them be quiet for a while?" The host looked at Jiang Cheng on the side and said, "The next game is about to start, so can you stop them for a while?"

"Calm down!" Jiang Cheng, who was helpless, could only reprimand, "And it's not wrong for this flat-chested girl to say that it is love. I did come here because of my love for game."

"But this woman..." A young lady from Baihua wanted to plead.

"No, it's okay, the most exciting place for today's game has not arrived yet, the most delicious place is coming soon~" Jiang Cheng slightly raised the corner of his mouth, "I can't wait anymore~ hum hum... "

With that said, Jiang Chengyin smiled sadly...

"Yinjiang, is it really okay, my uncle, Aru?" Kagura on the side tugged at the corner of Yinshi's clothes, pointed to Jiang Cheng and asked in a low voice, "I always think he is thinking about something strange."

"Don't care, don't care," Yin Shi waved his hand casually, and then pointed to Agao, "We have an opponent he doesn't understand at all. In this case, what is that fool? I can't do it."

At the same time, Fourteen on the other side had a solemn face, and even cold sweat broke out on his face. Fourteen glanced at Jiang Cheng and the others on the other side and Yin Shi and others on the other side, and thought to himself:

[It's awful... It's really bad! Unexpectedly, it turned out to be such a direct confrontation... I originally thought that as long as I can eliminate the Guards, the rest is my world, and I can do it casually, so I found some casual players here...]

While thinking about it, Fourteen turned his head and glanced at the three teammates beside him who obviously didn't take the game seriously.

[What to do...what to do...]

Kondo, who saw that Fourteen’s face was wrong, said in a loud voice, "Doesn’t his face look bad, doesn’t it matter? Fourteen? Don’t worry, here are the few companions who know that you are possessed by the Demon Sword, in order to treat you The real companions I organized to liberate from the demon sword! I will never lose to the kind of guy who has money and luxurious gift packages!"

As he said, Kondo turned his head and looked aside, Sougo, who was grinning grimly at this time, "Right? Sougo?"

"Yes, Kondo-san," Sougo said with a smile, "Anyway, let the fourteen become a Buddha, right? Don't worry, I came here with this kind of realization. Let the fourteen become a Buddha in happiness. My purpose today."

"Look, it's pretty reliable, right?" Kondo turned his head and gave a thumbs up to Fourteen and winked his eyes.

[Reliable size! ] Fourteen scolded in her heart, [No matter how you listened to the words just now, it was all aimed at me! You want me to become a Buddha, right? ! That guy clearly didn't think about the affairs of the fourteenth house! I can rest assured! Why should I bring this Shake S here? ! 】

"Also, Yamazaki, you think so too?" Kondo looked at Yamazaki, who had been in depression with his head down.

"I'm sorry...how much does it cost to grow hair?" Yamazaki muttered, lowering his head.

"Ahahahaha! They are all reliable guys!" Kondo laughed a few times, and then asked aloud: "Well, anyway, fourteen, I am going to play golf with my uncle at three o'clock. What time is it here? Can it end?"

Fourteen can only smile in my heart...

...

Accompanied by the sound of music, the host cleared his throat and raised the microphone again and said: "In the upcoming three finals, the team that wins the most will be awarded the title of the official fan club! The players in the budget match showed it. It’s stamina! What will be shown to us next is..."

While speaking, the host pointed to his bald forehead and continued.

"...Physical strength! You should know everything about your favorite Atong sauce! Next we will release questions about Atong sauce, and the seat for everyone to answer the questions is the slide on the pool! If the answer is correct , The slide where the opponent is on will tilt! If all opponents are on the wheels, the rest is the winner!"

"Right, by the way, because of the sponsorship of the sponsors of the competition, we divided the pool into three parts, corresponding to the three teams."

With that said, the host pointed to the swimming pool next to him, and saw that the swimming pool was divided into three areas by glass partitions. The leftmost area was all thick mayonnaise that looked disgusting. In the rightmost area It's all strawberry milk! And the area in the middle is all lubricating fluid!

On the shore of each area, there are four green slides controlled by the lifting platform. The slides are inclined at an angle of about forty degrees. The players can only hold the sides of the upper slide to prevent themselves from falling.

"Wait for me!" Jiang Cheng instantly raised his hand and shouted, "What's the matter with the lubricating fluid in the middle? I can't say that as long as the sides are filled with mayonnaise and strawberry milk?! Can it be good? Listen to the sponsor’s request?"

"Ah, this is a request from the sponsor." The host replied.

"Don't be kidding! I don't even remember that I made such a request!!" Jiang Cheng was a little crazy.

"Jiang Cheng sama, this seems to be the leader's request," a Baihua lady on the side leaned into Jiang Cheng's ear and explained in a low voice, "Yoshihara recently accumulated a batch of lubricants that are about to expire, so in order not to waste Get rid of..."

"What the **** is she doing?" Jiang Cheng held his forehead with a face of unreality, "Could you please write down my request carefully...Why do you have to add something like this that is not necessary at all..."

"Well, the three teams, please sit above their respective areas," the host continued, "By the way, if you answer the question incorrectly, as a punishment, your slide will also tilt. Please be careful."

"Don't worry!" Yin Shih, who was already sitting on the slide, snorted disdainfully, "These strawberry milk will not be wasted at all! I will drink it all into my stomach!"

"No, I'm not talking about that..." The host was a little speechless, "Speaking of the players of the Teramen Pass Guards team, they thought about falling into the pool before the game started?"

[Now, I have completely understood! The fourteen who was already seated tried their best to seal off their facial features, trying to keep themselves from thinking about the fact that there is a mayonnaise swimming pool below them.

[The real purpose of those two guys! Fourteen thought of Jiang Cheng and Zong Wu’s black-bellied expressions, gritted his teeth and thought: [It's definitely not a simple play! They didn't think about anything at all! Just want me to become a Buddha! In this game, the purpose of the two of them is just to make me become a Buddha, not the fourteenth! 】

[Really careless! Today not only have to fight with other teams but also intrigue with your own team members! While thinking, Fourteen opened his eyes and tried to make himself ignorant of the mayonnaise below, and glanced at Sougo on the left side and Jiang Cheng on the right side.

Fourteen found ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ At this time, the two of them showed very refreshing (black belly) smiles and stared at themselves.

【really! Fourteen quickly closed his eyes again, [These two guys really thought that way! That kind of expression is definitely the expression that wants me to become a Buddha! It's awful, it's really awful! Although I have forcibly prevented myself from thinking about the mayonnaise pool, but now I really can't wait to jump down! How can it be repaired! 】

【patience! fourteen! Be patient! fourteen! This level of temptation will not attract you at all! Believe in yourself! 】The fourteen kept telling herself in her heart, 【but...it’s only the second game. It’s okay to relax and take a bath in the mayonnaise pool, right? After all, the first marathon was so hard, so take a break to adjust your state and win the third and fourth races more easily. Indeed...In this case, it feels like this game is somewhat irrelevant...]

Thinking of this, Fourteen shook his head quickly: [No, no, no! fourteen! This kind of thinking will hit them both! That's exactly what they two think! There will be a mayonnaise pool in the second game, so the third game will definitely have a more terrible temptation than this! Maybe they will move the mayonnaise kingdom in the fourth game! 】