May Be the Fake Gintama

"What are you talking about?" Atong asked with a smile on his face.

"That...actually I..." Jiang Cheng sorted out his expression a bit, and then showed tenderness, "Actually, I don't know everything about you, but... does it matter? What I like is just Your face is nothing but your face in my eyes. The only thing that attracted me to participate in the competition was your face! That’s right! I am such a superficial man! So, the rest of those , In the days to come, can you slowly let me know everything about you bit by bit?"

"Don't believe him! Atong sauce!" Xin Ba Haw quickly reminded, "This man is lying! Don't be blinded by his expression! He only likes Oppai! And he is to Atong. You don’t have the slightest interest in my looking perfect breasts! Don’t be fooled! Atongchan! And he’s not the kind of thing that participates in the competition! It’s just for the game in the luxury prizes! He is just one It’s just a real game OTAKU!"

Ding dong ding dong ding dong...

"Although I don't know what happened, but there is no doubt that the Yoshihara team where Jiang Cheng belongs to escape! Because Jiang Cheng's affectionate confession escaped punishment!" The host announced, "By the way, remind the rest. Contestants, women like men to praise their good-looking looks! Even Ah Tong sauce is not surprised! This kind of seemingly scumbag remarks can also move women!"

[You are too tender...] Jiang Cheng smirked in his heart, [A group of virgin OTAKUs, you and I are not of the same level at all! You should give up early and go home to sleep! 】

【Oh no! I almost forgot! New Eight Haw thought hard, [I almost forgot what the host said just now! In this victory or defeat, Atong sauce is the complete rule! As long as Ah Tong sauce is happy, everything else doesn't matter at all! Answer the question right? That kind of thing doesn't matter at all! The important thing is to make Atong sauce happy! 】

At the same time, Fourteen also thought of this.

[Hurry up and realize this! You guys! 】The fourteen and the new eight looked at the members of their teams who are still on the slide at the same time, 【If you don’t realize this, you can’t beat that man! please! ! Kondo-san Kagura sauce! 】

"Then start the second question!" The host had just said the words, but the answer button was instantly pressed.

[Obviously I didn't know anything and I pressed it so fast! 】Xin Ba Hao's eyes widened in an instant, 【Who? ! Who is it? ! 】

"Agao of the Guards, please answer!" The host looked at Agao who was chewing gum.

【for! Why are you? ! 】Xin Ba Hao's whole person is not good, 【You are the one who is least likely to know, right? ! Even if you fool around with compliments, is your Japanese really neat? ! Who on earth are you? ! 】

[Won...] Jiang Cheng chuckled lightly. [In this case, even if I had to copy my answer, it wouldn’t work at all! Recently, I always secretly work part-time in the Cowherd shop and I and you are not at the same level at all! 】

"Oh... please wait a moment..." Ago held his forehead with one hand, frowning, and after a moment of contemplation, he continued in a not fluent Japanese, "Excuse me, can I go to the bathroom? A milestone in the journey of the underworld)?"

(The milestone of Monsongshi's journey to the land of the world: the famous Japanese song by monk Yixiu.)

[Just want to urinate? ! ] Xin Ba Haw fell to the ground in an instant, [I pressed the button deliberately to say this? Having said that, I don’t know why it is easier to speak Azong than Japanese? Words that even the Japanese don’t know are coming out! 】

[It's really bad, it's just a waste of opportunity...] Several black lines appeared under Xin Ba Hao's eyes.

Ding dong ding dong ding dong...

"The answer is correct!" the host preached, "The question is, "At the debut concert of Atong-chan, what was the first thing he said to the audience because of nervousness?" The answer was "Can I go to the bathroom? ?""

"Agao answered the question without even looking at it! It's amazing!" the host praised.

[Answer... That's right! ! 】Xin Ba Hao was in a state of shock, 【Why? ! What kind of miracle is this? ! 】

"That's great, Alu! You know it! Agao!" Kagura on the side patted Agao's shoulder vigorously and exclaimed, then turned his head to look at Xinba Hao and shouted confidently: "Said all There is no problem, Aru! Leave it to me and Ago, Aru!"

[That's just a blind cat hitting a dead mouse! ! 】Xin Ba Ji struggled to refute in his heart.

"Then, the slides of the general selection team and the Yoshihara team will rise one level." The host continued.

"Wait!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand again to stop him, and then showed his tenderness again and looked at Ah Tong, "Well, I was completely attracted by your face just now. So I didn't even notice the host was talking. What, should this situation be handled as an accident?"

After that, Jiang Cheng showed a gentle smile on his face.

"Do you still want to repeat the same trick? You bastard!" Xin Ba Haw immediately scolded, and then looked at Ah Tong to persuade him, "No! I definitely can't believe what this man said! Ah Tong sauce! Now his words and his expression are all deceptive!"

"Shut up to me! New Eight!" Jiang Cheng exclaimed, "What do you know about me?! My words are all true!"

"This person really doesn't blush at all when he tells a lie," Xin Ba Hao said disgustingly, "Then, before you say this, you swear to me in advance! Swear to prove that you didn't lie. !"

"I swear!" Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and raised his right hand without hesitation and raised three fingers. "If I lie, the new Bajajun will be virgin all his life!"

"Swear to me in your own name! Bastard!" Xin Ba Haw had cracked glasses, bloodshot eyes, and shouted, "Why use me to swear such a vicious oath?! Why do you lie forever? Your virginity!"

"Atong sauce!" Kagura raised his hand to look at Atong, "This oath does not hold Aru!"

"Thank you Kagura-chan, you were willing to speak for me..." Xin Ba Ha wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes.

"Because the new eight haws are destined to be virgin all their lives, this kind of oath does not hold Aru at all!" Kagura continued.

"Believe it or not, I'll kill you now!!" Xin Ba Haw said with a blank eye, "Who knows what will happen in the future! Why am I destined to be virgin for life!"

"Calm down, Palsang," he rubbed his belly and floated in the pool when he had drunk one-third of the silver of strawberry milk, looked at the glasses in his hand, relieved, "You should almost accept this kind of role positioning, right? Man, sometimes you have to accept this cruel reality to keep your head up straight!"

"Look here and say it! And I don't want to hear that kind of comfort at all!" Xin Ba Haw frantically complained, "Also, when is my role as immortal virginity?! I didn't listen at all. I said it!"

"Ah, I'm sorry, I almost forgot," Yin Shi quickly changed his words, "It should be the glasses of immortality. This is the role of Xin Ba Hao. I'm so sorry, I forgot the glasses. Ahaha..."

"You drown me in strawberry milk!" The furious Xin Ba Hao rushed over, stepped on Yin Shi's head and stepped Yin Shi's head into the strawberry milk...

"Well, Ah Tong sauce, how? Can Jiang Chengshi's words be used to avoid punishment?" The host looked at Ah Tong and asked.

I saw Ah Tong-chan lowered her head and pinched her chin, thinking for a moment, then raised her head and nodded with a smile, and said: "The compliment just now is the same as the previous one, but this time it came out. Such a poisonous oath, so this time it is reluctantly qualified."

"Great!" Jiang Cheng cheered.

"It's weird! It's me who was used to swear! It's me who is the worse one!" Xin Ba Hao retorted dissatisfiedly, "So I should give my team extra points!"

"Um, I understand a little bit," Kondo nodded and said, "Now if you just praise Atong-chan, can you avoid punishment? Then, so can I! Atong-chan, you are the only one in my heart. The most perfect woman other than Miss Miao!"

Having said that, the slides of the three people in the general selection group all started to rise, Sougo and Yamazaki only rose one square, but the slide where Kondo was on rose a few squares, and the entire slide formed a right angle with the ground!

"Why?! What I said is really true!" Kondo was holding the slide desperately not to let himself fall, "Also, Atong sauce...maybe my illusion, I think it's only my angle. Big...what the **** is going on?"

Atong sauce squinted her eyes and smiled without saying a word.

"Next is the third question~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Ignoring Kondo’s dissatisfaction, the host continued, "Look at this video first..."

Having just said that, a picture gradually appeared on the big screen in front of the players, which was a building of an electrical appliance mall.

Just when the building just appeared, the ringing bell suddenly rang again, and at the same time, the picture that was just about to be played was also paused at the same time.

[What are you doing? ! Obviously nothing has started yet! ] Xin Ba Hao's pupils shrank suddenly, his eyes widened and he was shocked.

"Agao from the Guards again!" the host shouted.

[So why are you? ! 】Xin Ba Hao's whole person is soft on the outside and tender inside by Lei, 【Don’t you want to go to the bathroom? ! Besides, what are you going to answer without looking at anything? ! 】

[You have already lost! Jiang Cheng chuckled and thought in disdain: [Miracle won't happen twice in a row! 】