May Be the Fake Gintama

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Ding dong ding dong ding dong...

"Correct solution!" the host preached, "the answer is "physically unacceptable"! The general selection team completed a big reversal before the cliff of failure! ! ! Three games to win the first game! The winner of the quiz is the general selection group! "

Except for Kondo, who was still standing upside down and weeping silently, the faces of the others present were all covered with black lines, and the corners of their mouths twitched and fell into a state of extreme speechlessness...

...

Ten minutes after the first game, everyone followed the host and returned to the stage. Even Agao, who had just been smashed by Yin Shi, returned to the stage wearing his changed underwear.

"Three final matches! The first question-and-answer matchup is the victory of the general selection team!" The host exaggeratedly shouted, and then pointed to Kondo, who had his head down and his face was unconcealable. "The general selection team Kondo Shi , It’s wonderful to see through the nature of being physically annoying by Atong sauce! In the end, a reversal victory was achieved!"

"Good job, Chief," Yamazaki praised.

"Where is it?" Kondo asked blankly.

"You have robbed you of delicious places. It's really very active." Sougo squinted his eyes and said perfunctorily.

"What? What delicious?" Kondo asked again.

"On the other hand, the guards and Yoshihara team missed victory by one step!" the host continued.

"You bastard! Why do you think I should hire you with such expensive French bread? Hey——!" Yin Shi's face was made difficult, and he complained with an unhappy expression on his face.

"No matter how active it is, it doesn't make sense not to win!" Kagura lay on A Gao's back, stretched out his hand to pinch A Gao's face, and complained with an unhappy expression. Naive ideas that don’t matter, they won’t work in this country!"

"Infighting! Ago was blamed by his teammates who had no outstanding performance at all!" The host continued, "But! Why is his expression so calm?"

"Jiang Cheng Sama, I'm really sorry, we accidentally forgot what we were still playing."

The three Baihua sisters stood in front of Jiang Cheng, and at the same time showed apologies.

"No, no, it doesn't matter," Jiang Cheng smiled lightly, "It's just the first game, and you can win the next two games. There will be absolutely no problem!"

"No! Actually I was the first to rush down! Please punish me! Jiang Chengsama! You can do anything you want me to do!" A Baihua lady became anxious in an instant, clutching her chest and hurriedly continued, " Even if you do something like that! Please! Jiang Chengsama! Please punish me in that way!"

"Get off! You ugly monster! Obviously it is my responsibility! I was the first to jump off! To punish, I should be punished! To do this and that kind of thing should be done to me!" Another Baihua sister Expressed dissatisfaction in an instant.

"You two, get out of me!" The remaining Baihua lady pushed them aside in an instant, "I should be the one who does this and that with Jiang Cheng sama! Obviously it is me! 'S fault!"

In this way, Jiang Cheng squinted Doudou's eyes and looked at the three Baihua sisters in a mess.

"The difference from the Guards side is that the girls on the Yoshihara team are scrambling to take responsibility, and it can be seen that they are not giving way to each other!" The host said again, "In this case , The Yoshihara team should perform better than the Guards in the next victory and defeat!"

Looking at this scene, Fourteen couldn't help but feel a little happy and thought at the same time: [Although I didn't figure out what happened, in short, the first game was settled, so just work hard to win the second game and win the final victory! 】

【hateful! If I can play, I can definitely win! The next victory or defeat must never be lost! It can't just end like this! Xin Ba Hao gritted his teeth and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was looking helpless because of the quarrel between the three Baihua sisters. Then he glanced at the fourteen who was full of enthusiasm in his eyes. [Definitely want to win the first place. Two wins! Once lost, no matter which of the two teams wins, then we will miss the final! 】

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After a short break, the host and Atongchan got together to face the camera.

"Next, let's continue to the second game! The final three wins and losses, the second game is..."

With that said, the host and Ah Tong made heart-to-heart moves at the same time, squeezed their eyes towards the camera at the same time, and then said: "...Charm showdown!!"

"Following physical strength and intelligence, what is going to be tested now is charm!" The off-stage host looked at the three teams on the stage and continued, "Next, the three teams will talk to Ahtong one by one in order!"

"Won!" Jiang Cheng's eyes lit up, and at the same time he clenched his fists, muttering to himself: "I will never lose in this kind of competition! It may be the title of the fake Gintama crew with the highest face value and I will never let it go. For anyone!"

"Successfully strike up a conversation with Atong sauce, and can be alone with them and take her to a quiet and reassuring accommodation facility is a victory!" the host continued to explain.

"What is a quiet and reassuring accommodation facility?!" Xin Ba Hao exclaimed, with blue veins and white eyes.

"Stop kidding! What are you going to do with idols?!"

"Yup!"

The audience instantly boiled and shouted. At the same time, he threw all kinds of **** on the stage.

"Be quiet, everyone! What I'm talking about here is just virtual!" The host dodges the **** thrown by the agitated audience after a few moments, and then explained: "It won't really be brought in! Take it! Everything that happens next is virtual! The scenes, lines, and performances that make Ah Tong Jiang deeply moved are all considered and set by each team! Please strike up a conversation with Ah Tong Jiang in that impromptu virtual space! In other words, Acting showdown!"

"The role is assigned to one person as the striker, and the other two as supporting actors to assist him! Then there is another person as a narrator in charge of the storytelling process! Now only three minutes of preparation time will be given to you!"

"Three minutes!" Xin Ba Haw said in surprise, "Is it only three minutes?!"

"This is a test of improvisation! If you don't do this, you won't be able to show your original charm! The first strike is the general selection group that just won! For the sake of fairness, the guards and the Yoshihara team on the back are not allowed to do anything after this. Discuss!" The host then reminded,

"Please decide the minimum setting and script now!" After speaking, the host gave an order, "Then! Let's prepare!"

Having just said that, the host suddenly noticed Kagura again, looked at the three Baihua members who were stopped by Jiang Cheng suspiciously, and asked: "Well, it seems that I just saw the girls from Yoshiwara's team. I took out something very sharp that radiated cold light in my arms..."

"No! Nothing!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and retorted without thinking, "Nothing happened just now! They didn't do anything! Maybe it's just that the host was caught in the eyes by the sun!"

"That's it..." The host nodded, and then continued, "Then, don't waste time, three minutes countdown, start!"

"Calm down!" Jiang Cheng looked helplessly at the three puffed up Baihua sisters in front of him, sighed and said, "I said just now that this is just a show! Can you not be so excited? All I want is the game in the luxurious gift pack! What do you want to do with the kunai? Do you want to kill that flat breasted girl?!"

"Even acting is not good!" The three Baihua sisters said in unison, "Even if acting, that little girl should be the one who strikes up a conversation with Jiang Chengsama!"

"Can you guys be a little quieter?" Jiang Cheng lowered his head helplessly, "This kind of thing doesn't matter! The important thing is today's luxury gift bag! Today everything must be arranged after the luxury gift bag, understand?!"

"But..." Miss Baihua stopped talking.

"No but! No matter what the second win or defeat, we can't lose again! As long as we lose, we will be eliminated directly! Do you understand?!"

"Understood..." The three Baihua sisters replied while feeling a little disappointed.

At the same time, several people in the general election group are also actively discussing...probably.

"Hey, what should I do? Fourteen." Kondo held his hand and looked at the fourteen in front of him. "Anyway, I'll leave the corner of the conversation to you."

"Wait! Why me?!" Fourteen quickly turned to look at Kondo and argued.

"The most popular man in Shinsengumi, you should know the mind of a woman best, right?" Kondo replied naturally.

"I know the size! Hey, please spare me," Fourteen quickly refused, "How embarrassed to strike up a woman in front of so many people, just let Yamazaki go casually."

Yamazaki, who was pointed at by fourteen, touched his Moxigan head, and said aloud: "How do you tell me to strike up a conversation with a woman with this hairstyle? You can only play the supporting role of the Big Dipper, right? Besides, we originally came here for the deputy chief. What if you don't do it yourself here?"

Without waiting for fourteen to say something, the Zong Wu on the side raised his hand and said, "I don't want to lose face~www.wuxiaspot.com~ just do some narration later."

"Hey, wait a minute, don't decide without authorization." Fourteen hurriedly said.

However, Sougo totally ignored it, and continued casually: "I will talk about it appropriately, please feel free to cooperate."

"OK!" Kondo and Yamazaki gave thumbs up at the same time.

Afterwards, the three of them turned and walked backstage, leaving only fourteen who had no time to react.

"Hey, wait, wait, you guys..." Fourteen hurriedly stopped, but it was too late...

Clang! The three-minute preparation time bell rang, and at the same time, Jiangcheng and Yinshi's group on the stage all started to leave, leaving the stage to 14 people.

"Timeup! Time is up!" the host raised the microphone and shouted, ignoring the fourteen who was constantly requesting [wait a moment], and then said, "Next, the general election group Ai no theater, start!"