May Be the Fake Gintama

Chapter 40: :Life is not like an RPG game that will make you level up slowly!

   "Hai? Have you finished watching the Gundam and Transformers series that you have watched a hundred times?" Jiang Cheng couldn't turn back, his eyes still fixed on the computer screen.

   "That kind of perverted task can't be accomplished anyway!" Haruta exclaimed.

"This is the kid nowadays. When the summer arrives, he clamors to go to the beach, like when we were young, there was nothing in the summer, without air conditioning, and we could only eat popsicles with a red and white machine in a sultry room. Comic." Jiang Cheng was still staring at the computer in front of him, holding the handle in his hand and operating continuously, "If you want to swim, you can go to the swimming pool. If you have to go to the beach, the water in the sea is dirtier than the swimming pool."

   "The summer when you were a kid sounds like nothing short of it! It's just that there is no air conditioner!" Harita spit out, and then said, "Mom and sister Yueyong are ready, only you are left."

   "Sorry, no interest at all."

   Yueyong walked in at this time, put Jiang Cheng down with one foot, and at the same time dragged Jiang Chengcheng away, "Go, Harita, the car is ready, remember to bring lubricating oil."

"Hey! What kind of lubricating oil to bring to the beach! What do you want to teach the children?! Just bring a telescope!" Jiang Cheng roared, and then said to the three people who were ready to go, "Trust me! You three Go and read "" and "Unheard Flower Name" again, and you will never have the idea of ​​going to the beach again! Believe me!"

   "You are! What do you want Haruta to see with the binoculars?!" Yueyong replied, "Hurry up and get ready to go!"

   But Jiang Cheng seemed to have not heard him, secretly got up and had to go back to his room, but Yue Yong did not give Jiang Cheng a chance...

  ...

  Luxury extended black car.

"Ah, this is the first time to go to the beach after entering Yoshiwara." Hinawa said with a smile, and then made a look of empathy. "The last time I saw the sea was before I entered Yoshiwara. At that time, it seemed that it hadn't been too sunny. Is old."

"I have become an old woman now, and the powder on her face can hardly cover the wrinkles..." Jiang Cheng before he was finished muttering, he was struck again, and a Kuanwu precision pierced Jiang Cheng's head, "Hey! Can you stop hitting me with kunai! Do you know how many kunai you waste a month! The money for making new kunai can buy a lot of games, okay?"

"You trash otaku! Every day, every day, you only know to play games in the room! Are you qualified to say such things!" Yueyong countered, "Also, half of Fengxian's treasure house was sent out by you, right? ! Send it out for your own sake!"

"Is it my fault? Is it all my fault? Does that guy blame me for taking it away?" Jiang Cheng retorted without confidence, "Besides, I saw old classmates who didn't mix well at the class reunion. Isn’t it normal to want to help you unconsciously?"

   Hearing the words, Yue Yong couldn't help but snorted and said: "Takasugi Shinsuke, the most dangerous and radical barbarian, can that be called an old classmate who has a bad mix?!"

   "Haha," Jiang Cheng made a haha ​​and scratched his head and continued, "Actually, I didn't know that Gao Zi did such a dangerous thing. I thought it was just a bad mix in a certain company."

   "There is also Kotaro Katsura, known as the noble son of madness. I am really more and more curious about what happened when you got together before." Yueyong muttered disdainfully.

   "The author didn't write..." Jiang Cheng replied without thinking.

   "That's it..."

   "Speaking of which, Yin Sang is also a former friend of Jiang Cheng," Qing Tai said aloud when the atmosphere was a little stiff.

   "That's right," Jiang Cheng replied casually, but when he wanted to say something, he found the car stopped, "What happened? How did it stop? Is it here?" Jiang Cheng shouted to the cab.

   "I'm really sorry, my lord," the driver replied, "It seems that there was a car accident ahead. I need to wait a little bit."

   After listening, Jiang Cheng rolled down the car window and looked a short distance ahead, and he saw a few familiar people...

  ...

"This car is really inferior," Yin Shi looked at the scrapped car in front of him and muttered disdainfully, "At least I will stop a car like that next time." Yin Shi finished pointing to the extension not far behind. Edition limousine.

   "That is to say, I can't put the cassette, it's really awkward." Kagura took the conversation, and pointed to the limousine behind him. "That kind of car will definitely be able to put the cassette and Aru."

   "Kagura sauce, that kind of high-end car definitely doesn't have the function of a cassette player." Xinbaji couldn't help but reminded.

   "That's impossible, even if it kills the three of you, it might just be the driver who came down and threw down a few coins and then stretched out." A Miao said with a smile.

   "Hey! Is your brother's life worth a few coins?! Am I your own brother?!" Xinbaji was displeased when he heard it, and immediately retorted.

   "Suda, at least give a thousand yuan bill!" Hasegawa said at the same time.

   "A thousand yuan are you satisfied?! How worthless is your life!" Xin Ba Hao roared.

"Hey! Is my life worth a few coins?! Don't be kidding! I... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? Come out a familiar head...

  ...

   "Oh, do you take a hike with your family? It's you." Jiang Cheng stretched out his head and greeted him skillfully.

   "Hey, you guy, quickly open the door!" Yin Shi pulled the car door vigorously, but the door didn't move, because Jiang Cheng was pulling the car door hard.

   "Hey, when did you guys get in the car!" Yin Shi looked at Ah Miao, Xin Ba Ji, and Kagura who had entered the car and didn't know when. The whole person was not good.

   "Excuse me, this car only carries ladies and minors. You don't meet the requirements. Goodbye, Yin Shi..." Jiang Cheng nodded and said, but Yue Yong was kicked from the window before he finished talking.

   Jiang Cheng, whose face touched the ground first, watched the starting car slowly leaving...

   "Hey! Why did you leave me too!" Jiang Cheng shouted while chasing.

   "Ahhhhhhh, didn't you mean that you only carry minors and ladies?" Yueyong replied seriously, and at the same time rolled the car window, "Master, hurry up."

  ...

   "Why!" The hot sun made Jiang Cheng's whole person bad, "Why should I walk with you!"

   "Suddenly, my mind is more balanced."

   "Balance your uncle! How far do you have to go in this situation to reach the beach!"

   "Brother, are you going to the beach too?" Hasegawa said.

   "Ah, Haruta said that he wanted to go to the beach, and then he was tied up." After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he could only reluctantly follow the two and a dog.

   "Did you read the newspaper?" Hasegawa said, and took out the sweat-soaked newspaper from his arms, "Here, it is said that a huge monster appeared on the beach, so there are no guests."

   Jiang Cheng was stunned in an instant, "That...that means there is no Miss Bikini anymore? So what is the meaning of my coming to the beach?! There is no meaning at all, OK!" Jiang Cheng said while shaking Yin Shi's neck.

   "Hey, I'm almost choked to death by you!"

   "No matter what, I'm going to take a taxi and go home!" Jiang Chengbian said and stopped a car, but then Jiang Cheng found out that the wallet in his pocket was missing. Jiang Cheng didn't seem to bring it when he came out...

  ...

   "So, you came to the beach to defeat the monster?" Haru asked too excitedly, "It's amazing! It's like an RPG game!"

   "Well, it's actually not what you think it is, it's just that someone offered a huge reward for that monster, so to supplement the family..." Speaking of which, Xin Ba Ji was a little embarrassed.

   "Beach! Monsters! Brave! Wow~!" Haruta didn't hear the words behind the new eight.

   "It feels like Haruta-kun has been obsessed with RPG games since the last time..." Xin Baji smiled awkwardly.

   "No, this is not the reason," Yueyong reminded.

   "Huh? What's the reason?" Xin Baji asked curiously.

   "It's all Jiang Cheng's fault. He told me that RPGgame was not good and forced me to play FPSgame all day long. He also said that there is no time for you to upgrade slowly in life. Things like this..." Qing Tai complained.

"Jiang Chengsang's character... is really elusive..." Xin Ba Haw smiled bitterly, UU reading www.uukanshu.com "But it's not wrong, the real life really has no time for you to gradually upgrade, all kinds of The reality is always one after another. Jiang Chengsang may want you to understand this."

   "Ah, the beach is here." A Miao looked out the window and said in surprise.

   "Hey, is it so fast?" Xin Ba Ji was a little unbelievable, looking at the sea outside the window was a little hard to follow.

   Kagura on the side looked at the window with interest. The level of excitement was about the same as Haruta.

   When everyone got to the beach, they got off the bus one after another. The latest one was the Sun Wheel pushed by Yueyong.

   "Um, go and pick up that idiot." Yue Yong turned to the driver and said.

   Hearing these words, Hi-Rin couldn't help hiding his face and smiled.

  ...

   "Hey, how did the two of you stop the car?" Jiang Cheng couldn't stand the heat anymore, and his whole body was almost gone.

   Gintoki and Hasegawa had already been lying on the ground, and didn't want to move one step further.

   "First... Raise your hands and hug your head, and then... inhale into your belly... Bend your body forward and pay attention to the cleavage..." Yin Shizuo said weakly, lying on the ground.

   Jiang Cheng listened more and more wrongly, until he heard the last sentence, "I have cleavage!"

   "Finally...pounce on the coming car..." Yin Shiji slowly said the last sentence.

   "This is the highway! It will be dead!" Jiang Cheng roared.

   But just after the roar, Jiang Cheng felt that a car had stopped behind him. Jiang Cheng turned his head and saw the familiar car.

   then quietly opened the car door and sat on it.

   As the car started, Yin Shi was still lying on his stomach and didn’t notice...

  

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