May Be the Fake Gintama

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One day, the house of everything.

"Insang! Kagura-chan! Listen to me!" Xin Ba Hao said angrily as he pushed the door of the House of Everything: "When I was walking on the road just now, the female high school student looked at my face and smiled! Is my face funny? Is it weird? Is there something stuck on? It's rude to laugh at someone, don't you think it is rude?!"

With that said, Xin Ba Hao had also pushed open the door separating the hallway from the living room and came into the living room of the House of Everything. But at this time, Xin Ba Hao realized that Gintoki and Kagura were all gone. In the entire living room, only Jiang Cheng, who was sitting on the sofa with Erlang's legs upturned, and one on the floor **** with a rope, with a towel tucked in his mouth, were all in the living room. It's strange that he is like a cat-shaped robot in other cos works.

"Jiang...Jiang Chengsang?" Xin Ba Hao said with some surprise, "Why... why are you here? Where are Yinsang and Kagura sauce? And who is that on the ground?"

"I don't know," Jiang Cheng shook his head, and said casually, "I just came five minutes earlier than you. As for the playful uncle on the ground, he is a thief."

"Thief?!"

"Ah, yes," Jiang Cheng nodded and then explained, "When I first arrived, I heard strange noises in the drawer, but I found out. Maybe I heard my footsteps and hid in the drawer. Up."

"Unexpectedly, one day, there will be a thief patronizing the House of All Things. You must know that this room is completely empty." Xin Ba Hao said with a slight emotion, "But then, did Jiang Chengsang call the police?"

"Not yet, I'm still interrogating what this guy stole." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then glanced at the uncle who was struggling desperately on the ground because of the arrival of the new eight. "But as you can see, everything Not to mention, I didn't even admit that I was a thief. Really, I have never seen such a cheeky thief."

"Who...who is a thief?!" The uncle with a blue nose and swollen face finally spit out the towel in his mouth, bursting with blue veins and cursing with white eyes: "Can't you see the atmosphere?! Will the thief get out of the drawer?!"

"Asshole, you dare to be so arrogant if you steal things!" Jiang Cheng didn't fight, and instantly got up and came to this uncle. He kicked and kicked while kicking and cursing: "Don't pretend to be foolish." Now! Perverted thief! Definitely came to steal Kagura-chan's panties, right?! Believe it or not, I'll send you to hell! Asshole!"

"Don't...don't fight...please...please!" The uncle quickly begged for mercy.

"Are you going to admit it? You perverted tights underwear thief." Jiang Cheng stopped his movements and said with a disdainful expression on his hands.

"It's not that kind of thing at all! Why do you think I'm an underwear thief! I've said so many times that I'm a robot from the future!" The uncle retorted loudly, spitting.

"Xin Ba Hao, call the police. Don't look at this kind of guy now, he will definitely tell everything when he arrives at the detention center." Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Ba Hao and said with a serious face.

"Brother! You should understand, right? The one that came out of the drawer was dressed like a big...robot like me," the uncle quickly cast a plea for help at Xin Ba Hao, "Yes! I just want to help you from the future. Come here! Trust me!"

"You obviously wanted to talk about the uncle, right? You definitely wanted to talk about the uncle, right?" Xin Bahao vomited expressionlessly.

"It's a robot!"

The new eight:...

...

In short, although he was still suspicious in his heart, in the face of the uncle's bitter pleading, Xin Ba Hao still relented and let him go.

"Really, listen to me next time." The uncle complained uncomfortably while rubbing his swollen cheeks.

"Don't give me a smug bastard," Jiang Cheng tilted his legs and curled his lips in disdain. "Next time you will be sent to hell, you perverted underwear thief!"

"I said it's not an underwear thief!"

"Admit it?! Admit that you are not an underwear thief but an ordinary thief, right?! You perverted thief!" Jiang Cheng exclaimed.

"Well, calm down, Jiang Chengsang," the Xin Ba Hao on the side quickly persuaded him, "Anyway, the thief is no matter what else, and I just checked it. Nothing has been lost in the Everything House. This time. Just spare him once."

"Xin Ba Hao, you can't be too kind to such a disgusting perverted thief." Jiang Cheng sighed lightly, and said bitterly: "Otherwise, this kind of guy will get worse next time."

"really?!"

"Yeah, absolutely." Jiang Cheng raised his hands and nodded. "Many people feel that a small mistake is not a big deal because they are easily forgiven when they make a mistake for the first time. Become a terrible villain. This kind of development is almost everywhere on TV, the new Bajajun."

"Indeed..." Xin Ba Haw held up his hands and nodded in agreement.

"You two are really impolite!" the uncle yelled dissatisfiedly, then pointed to Xin Ba Jia and continued: "They all said that they are coming to help this little brother's robot from the future!"

"There is even a delusion. This kind of guy is completely hopeless, New Ba Chi-jun." Jiang Cheng clings to Xin Ba Chi's ear with a serious expression and then whispered, "The best way to deal with it now is to treat him. Sent to the police station or the hospital."

"Jiang Chengsang, can you not be so pretentious..."

"Anyway, let's make a cup of tea first, brother," the uncle glanced sideways at Xin Ba Ha, and said impatiently.

"Huh?" Xin Ba Hao was stunned.

"I said to make a cup of tea. Is there nothing to entertain guests? This house."

"I've never made tea for a thief..." Xin Ba Hao made a speechless expression on his face.

"Hey——! Have you said it several times?! I'm not a thief!"

"Thieves usually say that," Jiang Cheng nodded, holding his hands and closing his eyes in a serious analysis: "But when you get to the police station, you will be honest."

"The props will not be yours anymore!" The uncle hugged his hands and snorted, "Even if you are an acquaintance of the glasses brother, I will not take out useful props when you need help. Yes! This is punishment!"

"Moses Moses, is it the police station?" Jiang Cheng blankly took out his phone and put it to his ear.

"Wait! Please wait!" COSA Mengsang hurriedly stopped: "Please! Don't call the police! I will still give you props or something! Please!"

(The uncle of COA Doraemon, here abbreviated as COSA Mengsang)

"Forget it, Jiang Chengsang, don't aim at him," Xin Ba Haw sighed, then looked at COSA Mengsang and said: "Anyway, I will make tea. I will leave after drinking. Stop being a thief."

"Brother! Don't you want the props too?!" COSA Mengsangbai roared with eyes open.

...

Xin Ba Hao sat beside Jiang Cheng, and the two of them were also speechless looking at COSA Mengsang, who was on the opposite sofa while holding a teacup.

"Speaking of, what did you say when you just walked in?" Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and turned his face to look at the Xin Bajia who was aside, "Girls' high school students or something."

"Ah, it was just made fun of by them." Xin Ba Hao explained.

"That's how it is," Jiang Cheng nodded, and then patted Xin Ba Jia on the shoulder with a serious look, and then said with a solemn face: "Xin Ba Jia, pay attention to rest recently. It is not difficult to do extra things before going to bed. Don't think about it. There should be some help, don't worry."

"Hey, what you say is really hurtful, don't I even have the qualifications to be teased?" Xin Ba Hao squinted Doudou's eyes with an unhappy expression on his face.

"I will tell your sister and Yinshi they will give you a good rest recently." Jiang Cheng continued, "We will not abandon you."

"Hey——!!!" Xin Ba Haw burst into the blue veins and yelled loudly, "and maybe just a kind smile! "My eyes are in contact, ah~so handsome~" It might feel like! "

"It's out of help." Jiang Cheng sighed, his expression sighing.

"Indeed, it's not saved." COSA Mengsang shook his head and sighed in agreement.

"You two did it deliberately? Absolutely deliberate!" Xin Ba Haw shouted loudly, and then pointed to the COSA Mengsang who was sitting across from him, "Not only Jiang Chengsang, but even you as a thief. Come hit me?!"

"Are you an idiot?" COSA Mengsang curled his lips in disdain, "How could something like that happen? Keep your eyes open and look in front of you, brother. In which world will you see him? Are you a female high school student who smiles kindly like this? This is a delusion! Disgusting! Annoying! Glasses!"

"Why deny even the glasses..." Xin Ba Hao narrowed his eyes slightly, vomiting speechlessly on his face.

"Xin Ba Chi, didn't your teacher teach you?" Jiang Cheng nodded, and agreed casually, "It's best to be someone who can eat pork cutlets at any time."

(From Meimei しんぼ: The Great Delicious Challenge Vol. 11, the original meaning is to let students be moderate people, that is, not too noble or too poor~www.wuxiaspot.com~ to become a person who just can "afford to eat." "Pork chop" people, that is, "the whole people are running for a well-off society." The meaning here is to hope that the new eight chis can recognize reality and keep their feet on the ground.)

"I don't know what you are talking about, Jiang Chengsang..." Xin Ba Hao pushed his glasses to spit out expressionlessly, "Although it sounds like a famous saying, but I don't understand it at all."

"Indeed, it needs to be at least that level," COSA Mengsang nodded, holding his hand. "That level can better see reality. But it’s not very accurate for me. For tonkatsu, it’s. I prefer other things."

"Indeed, tonkatsu is a bit unhealthy for someone like me who is almost 30 years old." Jiang Sungshen nodded in agreement, "Shin Baja is more suitable."

"Why did the topic go there? By the way, what have you two been talking about since just now? Regarding food preferences?" Xin Ba Hao squinted Doudou's eyes with contempt, and then looked at the opposite side again. COSA Mengsang sitting with Erlang's legs tilted, "By the way, who are you? If you are a thief, you should leave after drinking tea? Why is this posture? Why do you feel like you are at home here?"

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