May Be the Fake Gintama

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One early morning, ascended to the tavern.

"Come on."

After a casual shout, Jiang Cheng pushed open the door of the Dengshi Bistro and stepped in. Jiang Cheng followed Yue Yong with a cold expression while holding a cigarette stick behind him.

"It's really troublesome..."

Jiang Cheng scratched his hair a little irritably, then drooped his eyelids and looked at the mother-in-law Dengshi at the counter and the trio of Wanshiwu sitting in front of the counter.

"What is the trouble? Hurry up, I'll pretend to hear it and go back to sleep."

"I thought it was a trouble from the beginning, this kid," Mother-in-law Dengshi said with a contemptuous expression, and then showed a teasing expression on her face, sighing: "It's really a ruthless man~ Xiaoyu looks at the man's eyes. It's really bad~"

"Goodbye." As he said, Jiang Cheng turned and walked towards the door.

"Tell me to listen to people! You scumbag!" Mother-in-law Dengshi yelled, "Why can you leave like this when nothing has happened? At least ask the question first!"

Jiang Cheng stopped, and turned his head after a long sigh. He said impatiently, "Baba, you can get it a little bit. It is always said that if there is no nutrition at all, it will cause osteoporosis, I mean. It’s your head (which implies brain damage)."

"So that's it," Kagura held his hands slightly dignified and said with a serious analysis on his face: "It turns out that the reason for getting osteoporosis when you get older is like this Aru, but if that's the case..."

As he said, Kagura looked at Ginshi on the side with a worried look, "After Ginjang reaches your age, your head will turn into an unmotivated natural curly!"

"Kagura sauce," Xin Ba Haw pushed his glasses and reminded him expressionlessly, "Yinsang's head is already a natural roll with no energy, because there are too many non-nutritious things, and it has become natural in advance. Rolled up."

"Hey, do you want to die?" Yin Shisi squinted his eyes and looked at Xin Ba Chi, and then retorted, "My natural curls have nothing to do with the kind of natural curls that are caused by osteoporosis. I have a good intake of calcium every day!"

After that, Yin Shi took out a box of strawberry milk from her arms and placed it in front of her mother-in-law, and then said, “Use it as rent. If you replenish calcium, you won’t get osteoporosis so early. , I mean your head."

After listening, Dengshi's mother-in-law exploded several blue veins on her face, and she cursed with white eyes: "There are only you in the world whose head will get osteoporosis! And it's just an empty box after drinking it! Bastard!! "

"Look, there is nothing at all," Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Yue Yong, spreading his hands and said lazily, "Let's go back."

"It's a very tricky thing," Mother-in-law Dengshi glanced at Jiang Cheng who was standing at the door, lit a cigarette and took a sip, then said faintly: "It's about Xiao..."

Without waiting for the ascent to finish, Jiang Cheng instantly crossed Yue Yong's door and walked out.

"Wait." Yue Yong quickly reached out and grabbed Jiang Cheng's back collar.

"Hey! Stop kidding!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and whispered in a frantic voice, "You should have heard it too? It must be troublesome to say that it is very tricky! At this time, go back obediently and pretend not to Just know! If you pretend not to know, you can get happiness! Just like a wife who finds out that your husband has cheated, as long as you pretend not to know, the couple will still be as affectionate as usual!"

"No, I just want to say that it’s better to pull out the kunai on your head as soon as possible." Yue Yong pointed to the back of Jiang Cheng’s head and reminded, "But if you think it’s happier to pretend you don’t know, you can also choose to pretend not to know."

"Hey?" Jiang Cheng touched the back of his head blankly, and after touching a metal object, he pulled it out and held it in his hand to look at it.

"When did this stick on..." After a long silence, Jiang Cheng said with a blank expression on his face, squinting Doudou's eyes, and then with the sound of [哧——] licking blood, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes directly. He fell on his back.

However, the angle of the fall was a little bit clever, Jiang Cheng's head was directly buried in Yue Yong's chest.

The surrounding air instantly froze...

Yue Yong felt the strange sensation in his chest, his face quickly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his eyes turned into mosquito coils and kept spinning.

"You...what are you doing?!" While shouting, Yue Yong directly picked up Jiang Chengcheng, who was still in a coma, as a standard throwback.

boom! ! !

The new Ba Haw with a black line on his face looked at Jiang Cheng whose head was still twitching from time to time by the body on the wooden floor. After a long silence, he twitched the corner of his mouth and spoke blankly to remind him.

"Miss Yue Yong, although I said that is a bit redundant, it is obvious that Jiang Chengsang didn't mean it just now. He will die. He spewed out so much blood, so Jiang Chengsang will definitely die."

"It seems that the wife who found her husband cheating didn't plan to do what she should do without knowing." Mother-in-law Dengshi let out a puff of cigarette lightly, chuckled and said.

"Please stop," Xin Ba Hao vomited expressionlessly, "Please don't say anything that will misunderstand the reader."

"Hey, okay, Aru?" Kagura came to Jiang Cheng's side, knelt down and stretched out his hand to poke Jiang Cheng, then turned his head to look at Yin Shi and continued: "No problem at all, still alive. ."

"The problem is not that!" Xin Ba Haw spit out frantically.

"That's right," Kagura suddenly thought of something, and then reached out into Jiang Cheng's arms and fumbled for it. About three seconds later, Kagura's expression was overjoyed, "I found Aru!"

After all, Kagura took out Jiang Cheng's wallet, and took out the few tens of thousands of dollars left in it without any hesitation, without even letting go of the change.

But before Kagura put the money into his pocket, the silver time on the side had already walked over and snatched the money in Kagura's hand. After counting, he found out two thousand yuan and handed it to Kagura.

"Two thousand yuan is enough!" After putting the remaining money into his wallet, Gin Shiki said with a serious face, "In Edo, minors are not allowed to carry more than two thousand yuan! The rest! Let me take care of these!"

"Don't be kidding! I've never heard of such a rule, Aru!" Kagura rushed towards Gintoki with his teeth and claws.

Ignoring the troubles of Kagura and Yin Shi, Yue Yong silently pulled Jiang Cheng who was still in a coma from the floor, and then dragged Jiang Cheng's legs to the counter step by step.

"What the **** is it?" Yue Yong stopped, looked sideways at the still smoking mother-in-law, and asked faintly.

"Really magnanimous [wife]~" Granny Dengshi chuckled lightly, and then showed a serious face, "Then... let me tell you."

"Don't be stupid, just want to deal with it quickly and go back." Yue Yong said lightly.

"It's up to you, in fact, the thing is..."

...

When Jiang Cheng awoke from his coma, he realized that only himself, Yue Yong, and Grandmother Dengshi were left in the entire Dengshi tavern.

"Where are Kagura-chan and Yinshi?" Jiang Cheng got up from the ground and sat on the seat in front of the counter, looking at Yueyong who was aside, asking suspiciously.

"Let's go to the barbecue." Yue Yong replied lightly.

"Barbecue, right?" Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong suspiciously, and then waved his hand in disapproval: "Impossible. Yesterday Kagura also complained to me that it had been commissioned for several months."

"It's your money..."

After listening, the expression on Jiang Cheng's face instantly solidified, and then he hurriedly searched for his wallet.

When he saw that there was only a small ten-yuan coin left in his wallet, Jiang Cheng knelt directly on the floor, pounding the floor and shouting heartily: "That...that is the money I was going to buy a new game. Ah! That bastard!!!"

"It doesn't matter that kind of thing, let's talk about it first." Deng Shi held up his hands and slightly dignified his face, "Miss Yue Yong has been told the specific situation."

"Well, it really looks like a very tricky situation..." Jiang Cheng stood up and embraced his chest with one hand, while holding his chin with the other hand, his expression became slightly solemn.

"Did you skip something? I haven't told you anything yet..." Ascended the momentum somewhat speechlessly.

"No, I can see it from the expressions of the two of you." Jiang Cheng slowly shook his head, then sighed and started walking slowly towards the door.

But when he arrived at the door, Jiang Cheng didn't forget to stop and turn his head to give Yue Yong a thumbs up and squeeze his eyes and leave a sentence: "Come on!"

"Come on, you are tall! Do you still want to slip in the end?!" Granny Dengshi yelled with blank eyes while pulling her neck.

At the same time, with the sound of screaming, a few Kuwu Wu shot directly towards Jiang Cheng's forehead.

...

"So what the **** is it?" Jiang Cheng, who sat down again, said impatiently while plucking Kumu from his forehead.

"It's Xiaoyu..." Mother-in-law Dengshi smoked a cigarette, and then continued, "Her appearance has become a little strange recently."

"Strange? That kind of strange?" Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously, "Is it puberty? But it's useless for you to tell me about this kind of thing? It should be Okasan's responsibility to talk about this kind of thing with a daughter who is entering puberty Correct."

"It's not that kind of thing!" Granny Dengshi scolded with blank eyes, "Can you listen to people?! I mean her face has become very strange!"

"The face has become very strange?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and continued disapprovingly, "No, I think you may not understand what the word strange means. Please take a look at your face in the mirror every day after you get up. You will see the strangest sight in the world, and it is not an exaggeration to call it the ninth wonder of the world."

(PS: Actually, only the Seven Wonders of the World are recognized internationally. The Terra Cotta Warriors and Horses are one of the Eight Wonders of the World that we think can be called. But in my opinion, it is completely qualified to call it one of the Eight Wonders of the World. .)

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, his mother-in-law Dengshi poured a glass of wine on his head.

"Your idiot head is enough to be called the only miracle in the world." Granny Dengshi said with contempt. "In short, Xiaoyu's face has become like a fighting game a long time ago, angular..."

"Sorry, I never liked fighting games." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and replied, "I didn't like it since I was young."

"No one asks if you like it or not!"

"That should be called polygon..." Yue Yong said faintly.

"Hey?! Why would you know?!" Jiang Cheng was surprised, "Have you ever played a fighting game?!"

"Ah, I sometimes play games with Haruta recently." Yueyong nodded lightly.

"That stinky kid!" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and yelled bitterly, "Didn't I tell him that he can only play FPS games? After he goes back, I will throw away all the games he has hidden! Playing that kind of thing is You can't be an outstanding adult!"

"You can't be called an outstanding adult at all," Yue Yong said ruthlessly.

"Yes, that's right, it has become an angular face like a polygon," Mother-in-law Dengshi raised her hand and nodded and continued self-consciously: "The child must be overworked and tired, so she said , Can you help me a little bit to see if something is wrong with her?"

"Before this, let the doctor check if your head is malfunctioning, right?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand in disapproval and replied, then took out the phone from his arms and pressed the emergency center without hesitation. Number.

"Mosimosi, Kabukicho Denshi Tavern, ah, it’s very serious. According to my observations, I have seen the most serious type of Alzheimer’s. Scary heavy makeup...wow!"

Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Deng Shi's eyes were blank and the veins exploded. Jiang Cheng threw a punch at Jiang Cheng and smashed Jiang Cheng away.

"Boy! Can you listen to me!"

"Sorry, the doctor said that this kind of situation is just waiting for death at home," Jiang Cheng struggled to get up, clutching his nose and showing a look of unbearableness, and then said: "If you like to eat, eat more. One point, the doctor said that time is running out..."

"Why do I say that I am dying!"

"Because the doctor said that when Alzheimer's has hallucinations, it is not far from ascending to heaven." Jiang Cheng explained, "If you add heavy makeup, basically you can only live for about three days~www .wuxiaspot.com~ As he said, Jiang Cheng looked at Yueyong who was aside, "Yueyue, go back, just come back with the funeral expenses in three days. "

"Kill you! Brat!" Mother-in-law Dengshi roared with white eyes.

At this moment, the door of the tavern was suddenly opened, and Xiaoyu's voice rang at the door.

"I am back."

"You're back, running errands are hard..." Mother-in-law Dengshi replied subconsciously, and at the same time she looked at the door, but after seeing Xiaoyu, the cigarette in her mouth dropped instantly.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng and Yueyong also half-opened their mouths, full of black lines, twitching the corners of their eyes, watching what appeared at the door somehow turned into a pixel map in the game, and still walking in place [Xiaoyu] ].

[Ah, Mr. Jiang Cheng, good morning. 】

Looking at the black dialog box that appeared in front of Xiaoyu, Jiang Cheng twitched his eyes and uttered, "Don't say it is a polygon, it has become a pixel map..."

[Xiaoyu completes the task of running errands, gains 230 experience points, and loses 300 gold. 】

"Why did you become FC style..." Jiang Cheng spit out black lines.

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