May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 Seeing Jiang Cheng and the trio in the House of Everything who had been dressed until they were unrecognizable, Fourteen couldn't help but feel a little depressed.

　　 "What? I can't find these guys to play acrobatics?"

　　 "No, I just want to invite them to get rid of spirits." Kondo explained.

　　 "What are you kidding? These guys are suspicious at first sight." Fourteen looked at the four of them again and said.

　　 "Oh! Behind you, my brother..." Kagura exclaimed, pointing to the back of XIV and stopped talking.

　　 "What's wrong? What's wrong behind my back?" Fourteen asked.

　　 But Kagura didn't answer, but murmured to the Gin Shiki on the side, but the fourteen still heard things like [I can't save it] [I can only donate it].

　　 "Can I slash them? Can I?!" After saying fourteen, he would draw his sword.

　　 But Kondo on the side hurriedly stopped, and looked at the four of Jiang Cheng who were dressed up in disguise, "Master, can you think of something? This is really scary, and no one dares to go to the hut."

　　 "Leave it to me, gorilla." Kagura stepped forward.

　　 "Ah, did you call me a gorilla just now?" Kondo reacted and said, "You call me a gorilla!"

　　...

　　 In the room, the four Jiang Cheng and the three Zhensengumi sat opposite each other.

　　 "I looked around the house just now, and felt a very powerful spirit fluctuation, gorilla." Gintoki said aloud.

　　 "Hey! You did say a gorilla this time!" Kondo replied.

　　 "Hey, let's try Chuling first, but the corresponding price is not cheap, gorilla!" Kagura said at this time.

　　 "Hey, you guys are addicted." Fourteen this is an aloud reminder.

　　 "Speaking of which, what kind of spirit is it? Orangutan." Sogo asked.

　　 "Infected! The habit of the orangutan at the end is infected!" Kondo exclaimed.

　　 "That... is the factory manager." Kagura was punched by Gin Shizuo just after he said it.

　　 "That is the spirit of the factory manager who was choked to death by the conveyor belt." Gin Shiki replied.

　　 "I said, what everyone sees seems to be a female spirit." Kondo said.

　　 "That's wrong," said Xinbaji, squeezing his throat. "That is a factory manager who is said to look like a conveyor belt, but is actually the spirit of a woman who committed suicide."

"Aren't you too long?! There is no need to say whether the factory manager's attributive is good or not! It's just the number of water words!" XIV shouted, and at the same time looked at Jiang Cheng who had been silent on the side, "Hey, why have you been silent, why? not talking?"

Jiang Chengshi didn't expect to be Q at this time. Although he hadn't thought about his lines yet, he still bit the bullet and said, "It doesn't matter whether the factory manager or the female spirit is good. It doesn't matter if women can't be women." Is the factory manager?"

After listening to 　　, everyone’s faces were revealed [So it is so! ]'S shocked expression.

　　 But Jiang Cheng was a little bit happy at this time, so he didn't stop, and continued editing... and said: "Moreover, the trouble is not the spirit of the factory manager, but you! V-shaped Liu Haijun!"

　　 "What did you say?!" Fourteen became anxious when I heard it, "Don't talk nonsense, believe it or not, I cut you off!"

　　 "Hmph, do you always hear someone whispering in your ear in your sleep? Keep saying things like [Kill you]?"

　　 "Of course not..." Fourteen just wanted to refute, but suddenly remembered that this was the case, and was stunned for an instant.

　　 "No! Fourteen, you..." Kondo also saw that something was wrong.

"So, the trouble is not the spirit of the factory manager, but you!" Jiang Cheng said, closing his eyes and pretending to say a few words, then opened his eyes and shook his head and sighed, "Private Marseille, I Powerless..."

　　 "Really...is it really that serious?" Kondo said.

　　 "A hundred times longer than that red-clothed factory!" Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation. At the same time, he stood up and walked to the door, "I just discovered this situation, so, then..."

　　 Before he said goodbye, he said, "Huh, even if there is, it is just the spirit of the smasher who died under my sword. I don't care about that level."

　　 "Fourteen, I just told you just now, don't despise the spirit!" Kondo said and quickly got up and stopped Jiang Cheng, "Master! Please save the fourteen!"

　　 "It's not impossible, but...hey," Jiang Cheng sighed as he finished speaking, and faced the three people in the house of everything, "Let's go, this is no longer something we can solve..."

　　 After listening, the Wanshiwu trio also stood up and walked towards the door. All three of them understood Jiang Cheng's routine.

　　 At this critical moment, Fourteen finally lowered his head and said: "Please... please wait..."

　　...

　　 "Then, please tell us about the general hobbies or habits of the Turkmen. I want to analyze it." Jiang Cheng said in a deep voice.

　　 At this time everyone sat down again.

　　 "Well, I have to eat several bottles of mayonnaise every day, I have to put mayonnaise on everything I eat, and I have to smoke every day..." Kondo was interrupted by Jiang Cheng before he could finish.

　　 "That's it! I already know it!"

　　 "Hey! Isn't it too sloppy!" Fourteen vomited.

　　 "No, not sloppy at all!" Jiang Sung raised his head, and Conan's BGM sounded, "There is only one truth! That is mayonnaise!"

　　 "Hey! It has nothing to do with the spirit at all! I really cut you off!" Cried Fourteen.

　　 "It doesn't matter? You are so young!" Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully, and at the same time asked 14 questions, "Then, let me ask, what is the main ingredient of mayonnaise?"

　　 "Egg." Fourteen replied without thinking.

"That's right! The truth is eggs!" Jiang Cheng said blindly, "We all know that eggs are divided into those that can hatch chicks and those that can't! So, how do you distinguish the eggs used in the mayonnaise you eat? Is it possible to hatch chicks or not? Even if the merchants say they use eggs that can’t cover the chicks, but they carelessly put in the eggs that can hatch the chicks, what should I do?! Eat every day Have you ever thought about this problem when you lose a lot of mayonnaise?! In other words, how many unborn chicken lives have you taken away! Do you understand?!"

　　 Fourteen cigarettes fell out of his mouth...

　　 At this time, the heart of the three people in the House of Everything was completely shocked.

　　 New Eight: Really! Really flicker! Perfectly clothed! There is no excuse at all! It's Jiang Chengsang!

　　 Silver Time: I have completely ignored the topic of the woman in red! I'm completely caught up in Jiang Cheng's rhythm! Terrible man!

　　 Kagura: Have I also eaten eggs that can hatch chickens Aru...

　　 "So, according to the master, is it a collection of grievances of those little chickens who failed to come to this world?" Kondo analyzed.

　　 "That's right." Jiang Cheng replied.

　　 "Open...open...what a joke!" Fourteen roared, "It's not my fault, right? Shouldn't they go to the wrong person? I'm just a consumer!"

　　 "Consumers? Huh," Jiang Cheng sneered again, "If there were no consumers, there would be no mayonnaise! And! Do you think they didn't go to the person who picked them wrong?!"

　　 Everyone was dumbfounded again.

　　 "You mean... you mean, the woman in red..." Kondo murmured.

　　 "That's right! The woman in red is the factory manager of the mayonnaise factory!" After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he quietly gave the three people in the house of everything an OK gesture, and the group of three people in the house was shocked again.

　　 Silver Time: Lying in a big trough!

　　 New Eight: Too...too strong! Perfectly clothed! Completely seamless! The whole story is completely strung together! Not only the spirits of the little chicken cubs made up, but even the red-clothed women were also strung in!

　　 Kagura: Private Marseille! Eggs!

　　 "That," Sougo raised his hand at this time, "Didn't you just say that you committed suicide? That red-clothed factory manager."

　　 "So it's still too young," Jiang Cheng said, shaking his head, "For them, disguising a person as suicide is as simple as a high school student calculating addition and subtraction within ten!"

　　 "Well, what will happen to him at Fourteen? You just said there is a way?! What should I do?!" Kondo asked eagerly.

　　 "Hey... don't be kidding!" Fourteen said intermittently, "How can I agree with that...that kind of thing."

　　 "Then, please give me a bottle of mayonnaise." Jiang Cheng stretched out a hand and said.

　　 "Huh, what can UU read from www.uukanshu.com?" Fourteen said so, but he still passed a bottle of mayonnaise to Jiang Cheng.

　　 Jiang Cheng looked at the mayonnaise in his hand, looking left and right, still counting.

　　 "There seem to be three in this bottle," Jiang Cheng said casually, "the spirit of the three little chickens."

　　In an instant, the cold sweat on the fourteen heads came down.

　　 "No, did you read it wrong," Yin Shi snatched the bottle of mayonnaise, "No matter how you look at it, there are at least thirty. Look here, one, two, three, four..."

　　 The sweat on Fourteen’s face is getting more and more, and his face is getting worse...

　　 "Hey...what the **** is going to do?!" Fourteen asked intermittently.

　　 "Let's leave it to the three of us. You don't need the Master to get rid of the spirit! Leave it to the three of us!" Gin Shiki said out first, "Although it will reduce our Taoism by more than half! But..."

　　Yinshi hadn't finished speaking yet, Fourteen had already taken out his wallet, put all the banknotes on the ground, and pushed towards Yinshi.

　　Gin Shiki calmly put it in his arms, and at the same time gave Shinyagi and Kagura a wink.

　　 The two understood, and stood up at the same time.

　　 "Um... Anyway, your name is Yamazaki, right?" Gintoki walked to the side of Yamazaki who was sitting at the door and said, "I will let the spirit fall on you and then get rid of it."

　　 Looking at the three people with bad expressions, Yamazaki was a little panicked for a while, "Bridge...Qiaodou sack, may I ask...what is the so-called removal method?"

　　 "Pick one piece with you," Yin Shi replied.

　　 "What! Then anyone can do it! What do you want?!" Yamazaki retorted.

　　 "No, not everyone can do it, only the virginity of Yamazaki!" Jiang Cheng said while sitting in the room.