May Be the Fake Gintama

"Because I live by killing talents," Sougo replied faintly, staring straight ahead, "Even if I am hated by a few little ghosts, nothing will change, because I am indeed a murderer."

"What a good murderer," Kagura replied casually, "Can you bear so much resentment but can't stand the cry of a girl? Aru?"

"What do you kid know? There are things in this world that need to be protected even if you get your hands dirty. It's precisely because these tarnished eyes know that there are some things that cannot be tarnished." Sougo suddenly chuckled, "Of course I said that, but it's not that the girl's crying is what I want to protect. I thought you would understand this kind of thing. After all, there is a little uncle who looks like me. ."

Kagura looked at Sougo with a puzzled look.

"Murder? Murderer?" Sougo smiled, "When I was called this man, I felt like a Virgin when facing that man. Do you know how many people that man has killed? Thousands... No, there should be tens of thousands, right?"

"Hey!"

"Well, don't get excited," Sougo shrugged. "I just want to say that even that man, the man who is called the only beast in the world, has something to protect, the foolish niece's innocence. Or something. Anyway, I'm almost like the boss."

"Similar to Uncle?! You..." Kagura's eyes widened and looked at Sougo with disbelief, "...you are not going to confess to me?! Because it's such a juncture, I want to die. Have you confessed to me before? Aru? Hey, give me a break, if you like it, I will have nightmares every day."

The total enlightenment of two blue veins was silently violent on his face, and his eyes twitched and spit out: "Hey, what is going on with your head? Why can it be understood like this? Because it is an idiot? Because it is an idiot, you can understand it casually Yet?"

"My uncle has been my uncle Aru since I saw him," Kagura replied quietly without turning his face. I understand things, but it’s okay. And for my little uncle, he must be so hopeful."

"Really a considerate niece~" Zongwu sighed leisurely.

"By the way, if there is no endless vinegar...no, I won't accept your confession for the fried chicken and raw egg rice bowl," Kagura continued, "and at least better than my uncle. In this case, you can ask for a little more Aru when you want pocket money."

"Hey, you mean to say that the vinegar kelp is coming? It's very hard to temporarily change your words to fried chicken and raw egg for rice?" Sougo vomited blankly, then sighed and said, "I don't know about you. Is the condition simple or difficult, better than that man? Sorry, there is no guy you are looking for on earth. Go back, please go back to your hometown, you smuggled stinky girl."

"No, my uncle has already completed the legal procedures for me, Aru," Kagura retorted solemnly, "I am now an immigrant living in Edo, and I can receive unemployment assistance every month after I reach adulthood. I’ve gotten Alu. I’m really looking forward to the days when I can get both pocket money and unemployment benefits every month..."

Seeing the longing look on Kagura's face, I was speechless for a while, "After you become an adult, you still ask your elders for pocket money every month. How thick is your face? It's also about unemployment benefits. It’s not about you, right? Although the house of everything is no different from unemployment, it’s just work, right?"

"Hmph," Kagura snorted, "You don't understand, right? You are just a kid as expected. I discussed Aru with Yinjiang and let him fire me when I become an adult, and then Then you can go to get unemployment assistance freely, Aru!"

"This is a scam? But you guys are too hard, right?" Sougo looked at Kagura in disbelief, "Can I do this for such a small amount of unemployment assistance?"

"Receiving unemployment assistance is the beginning of a mature adult Aru!" Kagura said with a serious face.

"It's not! It's the beginning of unemployment!" Zou Wubai whispered in a low voice, then sighed and said, "Well, forget it, I have known about your head being sick a long time ago. Even now, I don’t want to complain about this kind of thing. After all, it may be the last moment."

"Don't worry, I will live strong after you die, Aru," Kagura shook his head and said after a light sigh, "Maybe you can even eat two more bowls than usual."

"No, I'm not talking about that..." As he said, Sougo turned his face, showing a constipation expression, and continued with cold sweat on his face: "I mean my **** has reached the last moment. I am here. Do you mind shit?"

Suddenly, Kagura became expressionless.

"Tooth white! Really white! Really!" Sougo began to struggle desperately, "I can't help it! Really! I can't help it!"

"Hey! Really?! Give me a moment!" Kagura quickly replied, "Didn't you still say that something can't be contaminated?! This is a place that can't be contaminated!"

"No! It's going to die!!" Zou Wu gritted his teeth, his wide-eyed eyes were bloodshot, and his face was cold and sweaty and shouted: "It's coming out! Those two dumplings on your head are going to lend me! I use that Just fine, lend me that!"

"What are you trying to do, Aru?! How can it be possible to use this kind of thing?!" Then, Kagura looked in the direction of the two guards and shouted, "Help! Excuse me! The two guards! This! Guy wants to poop, let him go to the toilet for a while, okay?! Please!"

"You want to run away, don't you? Give it to me." A Ronin in charge of the guard turned his head to look at the two and replied.

Seeing Sougou who was already dying, Kagura quickly defended: "Don't be kidding! What do you think would become if you pulled it out in such a place?! Don't underestimate S's stool! I am. I've seen the stool that Yinjiang forgot to wash away! It's super big! Super long! It can be lined up in an S shape!"

At the same time, because of the noise of Kagura, a group of rogues came over.

"Sister...Sister, please wait a minute, please...Please take me along..." Suddenly there was an expression on Zongwu's face that he was about to be played badly, his eyes looked blankly in a certain direction, and they made occasional calls. Hehe laughed, "Huh? What kind of river is that? Is it an automatic flush toilet? Hehe..."

"I have hallucinations!" Kagura shouted loudly, "This guy is about to cross the underworld automatic flushing toilet! Hey! Cheer up! Come with me, suck, suck, exhale--suck! , Inhale, exhale--!"

"Inhale, inhale, and exhale--" Sougo learned Kagura.

"Shut up! That is a spell to make the stool come out faster!" Cangda stopped loudly, then turned to look at the little brother behind him, "Hey! I don't want to see dirty things! Is there anything like a potty?! "

"Is it a potty? I'll look for it now." A Ronald responded and quickly turned his head and ran out.

But at this moment, Zongwu suddenly fell silent, his face expressionless, and his eyes said blankly, "Ah, it's okay."

Everyone:...

"Hey?" Cangda blinked, with cold sweat on his face, and asked in a low voice, "What did you say is okay, hey? Could it be...you...did it out?"

Kagura's mouth was half open, with cold sweat on his face, his eyes twitching, and he looked at Zou Wu with black lines all over his head.

"No, I didn't pull it out." Zou Wu's eyes stared at his head blankly at a forty-five degree angle.

"No, give me a wait..." Cangda twitched the corner of his eyes and whispered, "Hey? Wait...hey? What's the matter with your expression that seems to be looking away? Open your eyes completely. Look at the front without a god!"

"I said I didn't pull it out. Really, let me go."

"Even the sitting posture has changed!" Seeing his legs bent back and turning into a girl sitting posture, Cangda yelled as he covered his nose and collapsed. "It is only girls who try not to touch their buttocks. It’s a sitting posture! Oops! It’s so dirty! Clean it up! Clean it up for me!"

But at this moment, Kagura suddenly retched.

Cangda looked at Kagura in horror.

"I always feel a little sick... I really want to vomit..." Kagura said with a painful expression on his face lowered.

"Hey! This time, the kid who was vomiting because of stool is about to vomit!" a rouge warrior reminded.

"Wait! Hurry up and help that kid do something, hurry up to the vomit bag!" Cangda quickly ordered.

A Ronald responded and hurriedly turned around and ran out~www.wuxiaspot.com~ But at this moment, Kagura did not hold it back, she retched again and then threw it out, Σ_ (???」∠)Oh...

However, the amount of vomiting was a bit large, and a large number of mosaics instantly flooded and covered all the wanderers, and formed a mosaic waterfall from the gap on the floor.

"How much food did this kid ate! Why do you vomit like a waterfall!" a certain rogue who was washed out exclaimed.

"Ah!" Cangda screamed, pinching his nose and closing his eyes, "What are you doing?! Hurry up! Hurry up and do something! In this case..."

With that said, Cangda couldn't help but bowed his head and threw up, Σ_(???」∠) vomit...

"Master Cangda! The vomit bag is here!"

The ronout who had just gone to find the vomit bag finally came back, but before he came to him, he slipped on Kagura’s vomit and fell to the ground instantly. At the same time, the sword on his waist was also thrown by inertia Going out, it happened to be inserted on the side of Zongwu's head...